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BoC Gameday: The Best Players To Play For The Kings & Ducks, 10-6




Earl and I combined our forces for the next 2 days to bring you the best players to ever don both a Kings and Ducks jersey in the NHL. It was an exhaustive process that I'll share with you now:

Me: Hey Earl, wanna do a post together?

Earl: Sure. What is it about?

Me: Guys who played for the Ducks & Kings.

Earl: OK, let's both make a list and compare in a bit.

Later...

Earl: Here's my list.

Me: Huh? Oh, right. Hey, look at that, we have the same list!

Earl: You didn't make a list, did you?

Me: ...No.

WIthout further ado, I give you the 10 best players to don both a Kings and Ducks jersey!

10. Warren Rychel

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Rudy: It's weird how much I loved Warren Rychel when I was a kid but if he played for the Kings now I'd fucking hate him. Ah who am I kidding, I can't hate a 6'0" guy who fought Stu Grimson, Marty McSorley, Rob Ray, Nick Kypreos, Bryan Marchment, Doug Houda and Jay Wells in his career! I can't remember but I'm assuming he lost all those fights.

Also, you might be interested to know that Warren Rychel is currently the co-owner and general manager of the Windsor Spitfires. He also looks like the love child of Peter Forsberg and fat Val Kilmer.

Earl:  To tell the truth, Rychel wasn't on my first draft of the 10 best King-Ducks, for mainly two reasons.  One, I barely remember him as a King, and two, I barely remember him as a Mighty Duck, also.  But hey -- Hockey Reference says he's a good fit.  He was on the first-ever Anaheim team to qualify for the playoffs, he played on the Kings' Stanley Cup Finals team, and his four highest-scoring seasons of his career came in Southern California (don't get too amazed; his best season was 19 points).    But points weren't really Rychel's measuring stick -- he also compiled over 1,000 PIMs for the Kings and the Ducks, and that's some solid snarl.

9. Oleg Tverdovsky

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Earl: Oleg Tverdovsky had two pretty solid stints playing in Anaheim and one fairly lousy year in Los Angeles -- the main reason he's not ranked higher is because he never succeeded as a King (see also: Dustin Penner).  But he was an excellent talent, and in the height of his career he was a show-stopper, somebody you could mention in the same breath with Kariya and Selanne.

Of course, Tverdovsky's biggest contributions to the Ducks came in his trade returns -- the first time he was traded away, the Mighty Ducks landed a Finnish winger named Teemu Selanne, and that's worked out pretty well.  The second time he brought the Ducks Petr Sykora and the pieces that would later land Rob Niedermayer, which of course had its own excellent payoff.  Oleg did end up winning a Cup against Anaheim, but it's tough to stay too mad at the guy who did fetch us our Finnish Flash.

Rudy: He was on the Kings? Huh. The more you know.

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8. George Parros & Stu Grimson (tie)

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Rudy: 2 gentleman pugilists and probably the 2 most beloved hockey players in Southern California. Parros is awesome because he is goofy and can only throw 2 punches before falling down while Grimson is awesome because he's an evangelical Christian lawyer who in a past life used to beat the fuck out of people. Read that again. Here's my favorite Grimson fight in a Kings jersey and I imagine you already know which one it is:


Also, here's Grimson fighting Marty McSorley back when Stu was a Hawk and Marty was a King


FUCK. YES.

As an aside, I want to hang out with guys named Stu & George. We'd drive T-birds and break into the girls' locker room, it'd be awesome.

Earl: Two punch-throwers get to share a spot, and I think it's fitting -- I really can't solidly decide who really belongs higher than the other.  Because they both owned the enforcer spot very well for both the Kings and the Ducks, with dignity and charm, and especially for newer SoCal fans, that sort of gentleman-enforcer icon is important.  Both the Grim Reaper and the Moustache have earned way more SoCal fans than they probably deserve, but they did it the right way -- by being likeable individuals who could throw a mean punch when called upon. 

Both the Kings and Ducks have gone through some tough seasons where as a fan, the only highlight you'd get on some nights might be a fight.  Thanks to both Grimson and Parros for those woeful nights when they finally gave us something to cheer for.

7. Dan Bylsma

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Earl: That's right, before he was a Stanley Cup and Jack Adams winning coach, Dan Bylsma was a King and a Duck (in fact, he never played for any other NHL franchise), and he was a very solid non-scorer.  What always struck me about Bylsma, whether he was on fourth-line even-strength duty or a forward on the penalty kill, was that he consistently made smart and safe plays -- not plays that would make their way into the opponent's net, but he would keep the puck pretty effectively away from his own net.

And that was important, especially in the 2003 playoffs.  After two rounds of upsets (Ducks sweeping the Wings then ousting the Stars), bottom-six winger Patric Kjellberg shocked a lot of hockey fans by arbitrarily deciding his season was finished; he abruptly left the team and went back to Sweden.  After sitting two rounds, Bylsma was thrust into the playing lineup, and while he would only contribute one assist in the final two rounds, he was never a minus player in any of those playoff games, and ended with an impressive +3.  Solid, solid guy. 

Rudy: Bylsma is a cautionary tale against hating the marginal role players on your team. He's also the reason I'm going to feel like a real asshole when Brian Willsie leads the Quebec Coyotes to the Stanley Cup over Los Reyes de Los Angeles in 2019.

6. Jason Blake

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Rudy: Let's track Jason Blake's career:

-He was happy on the Kings but then he

-got traded to the Islanders where he found some success, but then he couldn't reach an agreement with them and

-signed with the Maple Leafs, where he had an OK first season but then he

-got cancer, which he managed to beat but then

-got traded to the Ducks, which is worse than getting cancer somehow but he still managed to be decent until he

-got his forearm sliced open.

He's like a modern day Candide. Just go cultivate your garden, man, it's not worth it.

Earl: It's very easy to underappreciate the Rat -- his cap salary is too high, he can't shoot at the corners of the net, he isn't a stellar passer, and he doesn't hit anybody.  But this season's Ducks have won 2 of 3 games with Blake and have only won 4 of 14 games without him -- he is still a valuable contributor, night-in and night-out Anaheim’s best hustler.

For the Ducks, he has mostly found his niche on Selanne’s opposite wing, and it’s a good fit.  Selanne doesn’t do a ton of "dirty work" around the boards or in the defensive zone, and the Rat is more than willing to fill that gap.  He frees and chips pucks with admirable determination, and his speed away from the puck gives Teemu a little more room to operate offensively.  It will always remain a mystery how Jason Blake ever scored 40 goals on the Island – he’ll never come close to that again – but he is still a useful hustler.  Go Rat!

Prediction: Fans of the two teams fight over who hates their team more.

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Do you think that, rather than getting angry, opposing goalies on whom The Moustache scores fall into deep depression? Or overwhelming embarrassment – the kind where they question life decisions?

I always feel a little bad for the goalies when the light goes on behind them and they realize that Parros just beat them.

by GordonBombay on Nov 16, 2011 6:45 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I barely know about that scandal at all. Hooray for ignorance!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. I wish I could un-know some of the stuff I’ve read about that

by GordonBombay on Nov 16, 2011 9:37 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You wouldn’t be talking about the rhythmic slap slap slap sound that McQueary allegedly overheard in the shower that Bob Costas asked about, would you?

"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson

by KJKing on Nov 16, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I told Meg a bunch of horrible stuff from that grand jury report but I didn’t tell him that. Not that. I couldn’t do that to him.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the less you know about this one the better.

by GOOLIAN on Nov 16, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay here is me going on my high horse again – this situation just shows again how people don’t want to see. Plain and simple.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh geez, the guy was having sex with horses too?

by GordonBombay on Nov 16, 2011 4:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Well, he said he was “horsing around” so…

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG, it’s like that dumpy white guy speaks for us all!

What’s the Mendoza line for political cartoonists? .0005?

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by ievans on Nov 16, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s starting tonight? Hiller/Quick?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Quick for sure

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Nov 16, 2011 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Hiller, Ellis left the training with an injury

by Freakle on Nov 16, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This is not about your fantasy hockey!!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

YES IT IS

I have Quick/Bernier/Hiller so I need to know who is playing which game of the B2B. Also, if both games could be 0-0 ties decided in the shootout that would be super, thanks, because all these guys have sucked since Quick put up 3 SOs in one week/ all year (for Hiller)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The Ducks will do their darnedest to score zero goals tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:02 AM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

They won’t even have to try that hard…it’ll be awesome.

by SK eleven on Nov 16, 2011 9:08 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

you heathens!!..I already did a series of fanposts about this already!!..I shall slay both of you!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 16, 2011 8:02 AM PST reply actions  

We each deserve a Selke Trophy for that takeaway…

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:00 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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by Nut on Nov 16, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes.

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by ievans on Nov 16, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if it falls on a shitting bear.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No, it just makes a fanpost.

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by Megalodon on Nov 16, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

you heathens!!..I already did a series of fanposts about this already!!..I shall slay both of you!

Consider ours the English translation of your post.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

ill take that…i just wanted a mention sniffle or a “i know spade did some fanposts on this awhile back but who reads fanposts”? or somthing would have sufficed

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I remembered, Buddy. *gently punches shoulder

by meetyourmako on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

sniffle

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 16, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll read any fanpost that isn’t about stupid shit like scoring chances.

I remembered too, Spade!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh hello! Ya twit! :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

If you were missing a foot, would you still wear socks? No? So why do you wear a bra? :)

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 5:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’d wear the other sock on my cock. And it’s called a mansierre.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

...

step 1) change team name to LA Czar
step 2) get LA Czar Vineyard to your sponcer
step 3) enjoy the free wine!

(step 4 – send bottle of that stuff to me)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Nov 16, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dry Creek Valley is in Sonoma.

And judging by the crowd at Staples, I’d say they’re more into Jäger shots in plastic cups.

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by ievans on Nov 16, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

so not close to la?

not sure which disturbs me more, jäger shots or plastic cups

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Nov 16, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I get very galled when they serve my merlot in plastic cups!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 16, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

googling “galled” was rather unfortunate decision by me

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Nov 16, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But very excited when it’s poured from a cardboard box?

by GordonBombay on Nov 16, 2011 3:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Sonoma county is like 100 miles north of san francisco

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

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Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Nov 16, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The BoC fantasy recap I hope to have up by tonight.

Its taking me a lot longer than I thought because I am putting a lot of effort into it and really changing things up (I didn’t even use the template Earl gave me)

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Nov 16, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

That’s the BoC spirit!

(Procrastination, not exceptional effort.) :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 12:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

really changing things up

That’s sounds impressive. May I suggest that your unorthodox fantasy league update features an omission of the league standings at this time?

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You aren’t doing so well huh? (I say that without knowing how well you are or are not doing)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. It must be all those Jäger Shots out of plastic cups clouding my fantasy hockey judgement these days.

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

See? See?

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by ievans on Nov 16, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Dodger’s got the moves like Jäger.

by meetyourmako on Nov 16, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Get out

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

an omission of the league standings

Second.

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by Megalodon on Nov 16, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 16, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

4th…just so happens im 4th from the bottom

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by angryjay93 on Nov 16, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Second.

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by Megalodon on Nov 16, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just call them funnels already

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It has a spigot. Clearly worth $330.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the Thrashers version is 10 feet tall — they need it.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

why not?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Nov 16, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

drink tower?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Nov 16, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The Fantasy report is up now!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Nov 16, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

And front-paged!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it December yet?

Maybe the ducks are a monthly rotated playing chart, one month good, one month bad.

Go month go.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Nov 16, 2011 5:51 PM PST reply actions  

Did I seriously just read a Voltaire reference in a game day post? Kudos…I think.

by Donzo on Nov 16, 2011 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not sure I can bear to watch this game.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Hooray, no Hayward! This is as close to a win as I’m getting tonight! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:33 PM PST reply actions  

Jim Fox? C’mon now it doesn’t get much worse than that

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta love his rhythm:


Both teams (beat) wanna score more goals.

I wonder if he talks like that in real life.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t seen too much evidence that Anaheim wants more goals.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Fox ain’t great, but Bob Miller’s pretty good.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Ducks had been called for that tripping penalty with 3 minutes left while up by 1 goal Hayward would have gone fucking ape shit.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it – Hayward wasn’t even broadcasting tonight and yet people here seem to be annoyed at what they think he’d say.

It’s like you’re watching a cat use a litter box and saying
“Goddamn it!”
“What?”
“If that had been a dog, there’d be shit all over the carpet right now!”

You’re getting mad at your own imagination.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, good argument.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Me: Hey guys, I don’t think we should Jerry Sandusky babysit our kids. think he’d molest them and-
brokenyard: I don’t get it- Sandusky hasn’t even babysat those kids and yet people here seem to be annoyed at what they think he’d do.

Way to support child rape, brokenyard. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

But Jerry Sandusky wasn’t the babysitter, someone else was, and all you can think about is how Jerry Sandusky would rape your kids if he was the babysitter.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Go no 3 pts!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

So basically you want the Kings to score at least one goal in regulation.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Short of a massive tornado tearing apart LA, either that or the Ducks.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Foster’s kind of new — he doesn’t no about Anaheim’s “no first period shots” policy.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

know

(sigh)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Long day?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Long season.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink tower!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird — Getzlaf won a faceoff and had a decent shift.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

That stupid xmas ad is blocking the game!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

Kings are taking fewer shots per minute on the man advantage than at even strength so far.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Way to go, Captain Stupid.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, Bob Miller is starting to talk like Foxy. Has he always done that?

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Take that fourth shot, Quick!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

And maybe technically a fifth!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what the Ducks would look like if they had any interest in impressing their coach.

It wouldn’t be that period.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Great power play, idiots!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

I know, that Kings powerplay i something else

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Getzlaf is now actively trying to lose games.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he needs to catch the flu or something.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Puck to the face is the only thing that’s worked in the past.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller translation: “The Ducks make your team look great”

by Disco Puck on Nov 16, 2011 8:41 PM PST reply actions  

Yup — and he’s right.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of one of the choir songs Earl posted a few years ago: How long, oh Ducks, will you stink to high heaven?

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

If they’re not going to fire Carlyle, they should at least insist he dress up in clown makeup so at least he could do some antics around his ineptitude.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

im all for this..just saying

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 17, 2011 5:06 AM PST up reply actions  

5-on-4s are getting old. They wanted to spice it up.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it was bound to happen.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

Surprised it didn’t happen in the first shift. That’s not uncommon.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Dickie!

Right after I pulled my Jambalaya Dogs of the grill, Mike Richards puts one home. I will credit my superior and lucky culinary skills.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

*off the grill

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And Carlyle’s continued employment.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think Randy would be willing to accept a job as my personal dishwasher/prep cook after Barstool gives him the boot?

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d starve to death, but he’d do it.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Jambalaya Dogs?

whats this? i love Jambalaya…youll have to explain…i want to try

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 17, 2011 5:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I say Selanne & Hiller should go on strike until the rest of the team decides they want to play as well.

Then again … :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

I’d join them.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

#OccupyGetzlaf’sBrain?

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Kopitar talks with no emotion.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Raccoons are pretty stoic folk.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe our next coach should be an actual in-the-flesh duck. I’m willing to try a lot of things.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

How bout you go back to your Mighty ways and make it Donald Duck – you know he would be throwing a fit at the players. :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The stupider it is, the more I’d understand results.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe our next coach should be an actual in-the-flesh duck. I’m willing to try a lot of things.

Not gonna lie, I’d pay good money to watch that duck.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Find out whoever Getzlaf is scared of and hire that person or thing.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Cousin It would be a proper Carlyle replacement seeing as how Getzlaf has a fear of hair

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The co-pilot kind of looks like a young Doug MacLean

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 16, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure how they missed that.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Probably pity.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks keep giving Hiller the on-ice “Fuck you”.

Eventually he’ll just quit.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

Hiller doesn’t look to be in a hurry to head into the locker room. Perhaps he doesnt’ want to make eye contact with his team.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He thinks that shittiness is contagious.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It could be, if his best translation was “diarrhea.”

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 16, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller doesn’t look to be in a hurry to head into the locker room. Perhaps he doesnt’ want to make eye contact with his team.

I like to think his whole life is like when you’re in that spinning tunnel at Universal Studios.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it too early to bring in Scott Niedermayer as a coach? If I were a player, I’d do anything for him. Hell, I’d do anything for him now.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

Nope — hell, it’s not early to play the third period coachless.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Alcohol makes Jim Fox awesum

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

holy cow – not sure what happened to Vancouver. End of 2nd it was Hawks 2 – Canucks 1. Now with 3 minutes left in the 3rd, it’s 5 – 1 Hawks.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yay something to smile about

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m confused too. How the fuck did Carlyle get up there so fast to coach the Nucks?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi is going to be none too happy with you letting him loose up there.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooo

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

uh what?

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I get to mention them like twice a year, let me have this.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh sorry … my mistake … YAY team! :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Selenna must have given them some of his blood. :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:30 PM PST reply actions  

I’m so torn about this power play. If the Ducks score, Carlyle might keep his job!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

He’s keeping his job regardless.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Tomorrow, sure, but the longer they go without playing a period of actual hockey, he can’t last forever!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa now, “if they score”? Let’s not go crazy here.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Figures Getzlaf can’t hold the point

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

Captain Moron!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re talking about Brown, right? Because that was pretty dumb.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap — now we’ll just hear about this “near goal” as some sign of how the Ducks really tried tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

No goal.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

Haha yeah you can’t do that.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

Well, at least I don’t have to hear Hayward rationalize it.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“Is Quick selling this, John?”

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Wha…

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Jacques shot the puck and nearly scored. too bad he’ll be demoted immediately following the game.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently Getzlaf has trouble growing hair anywhere on his head?

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

He blames his wingers for his faceoff woes. He probably blames them for his face woes, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what he used to look like, too. Just a few short years later — nothing.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop yelling at linesmen, Getzlaf. You’re allowed to act captainly once in a fucking while.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

Okay remember – no 3 pts!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t sweat it. Carlyle is still coaching.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Freeway face-off?? hahahahaha!!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah that was a shit series we had with the Kings last season :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah because there’s a freeway between the two cities AND face-off as in hockey face-off.. Get it? :)

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I do know that. They should also point out that you could be on the freeway for hours! :)

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, and when they have a Bay Area baseball series they should point out that people can drown in a bay.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I wish those coming over this way would … :)

/okay that’s mean.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re closer. How bout you drown first.

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Haha, JMFJ’s face makes me laugh.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:54 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Oh dammit you guys!!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Carlyle must have gone to the restroom.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well someone needs to score and end this in regulation. I don’t think I’m asking much.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think you need to worry about other teams getting points.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Harrison Mooney did predict a shootout on the Puck Daddy

by Disco Puck on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, we’re not the only ones with gameday predictions? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You are asking that nobody give points to a fourteenth place team. For some unknown reason.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Eventually all these points add up.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Look out for those Blue Jackets!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe all the way up to 80!!!

by Disco Puck on Nov 16, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You have more faith in the Ducks than we do.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They always make it in.

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How long have you been watching hockey?

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t take me so literally.

ugh!

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by Angy on Nov 16, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

I mean, yay!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re doomed.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yay?

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, give it to Teemu. Tying goal in the last five minutes of regulation? That’s his new signature.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And really, Ducks aren’t trying too hard to preserve this tie, either.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah well, it was nice to get a standings point.

(No way in hell they’ll win the shootout.)

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

If Hiller stops six shooters, I think they might win.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Game on Getzlaf’s stick? Time to watch South Park!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

Jaw hits floor.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so perfect.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what??

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s almost like he’s good at hockey or something.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just the worst captain imaginable.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Or something.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Next time, young Puckmover.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:17 PM PST reply actions  

Damn.

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by g r a c e on Nov 16, 2011 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Fire Carlyle.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

Foster? Really? What the fuck was he thinking?

by Dixie Normus on Nov 16, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller’s .973% couldn’t save this team.

You see that? You see what I did there? Ha!

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

’Bout fucking time.

I want to be mad at Hiller, but… I just can’t. He’s too good. Right-handed catchers for life!

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

Plus you don’t really need to hate him; his teammates are there for that.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 16, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller has two more wins than Jiggy this season, who has started 4 games.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

News: The Kings had 37 shots on goal. They also missed the net 22 times and the Ducks blocked 15 shots. That means the Kings had 74 attempts at the net tonight.

They scored 1 goal.

Views:

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by RudyKelly on Nov 16, 2011 10:35 PM PST reply actions  

Ya happy now Earl?
earlsleek

I’m so torn about this third period. If the Ducks score, Carlyle might keep his job!

First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
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by Paul Udani on Nov 16, 2011 10:43 PM PST reply actions  

If you thought Cam’s dive was bad

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by brokenyard on Nov 16, 2011 10:57 PM PST reply actions  

This is still better (or worse)

First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
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by Paul Udani on Nov 16, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Omg if that happened to Thornton in real life I would dance a fucking jig. My least favorite professional sports player tied with alex rodriguez and lebron james needs to get his legs cut off

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Bitterness huh?

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by Angy on Nov 17, 2011 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe Thornton owns, sorry.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 17, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

At least there was contact on his legs. That’s embellishing.

Snapping your head back and grabbing your face when your arm got hit is more ridiculous.

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by ievans on Nov 17, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re both ridiculous

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