Kings Gameday: Being Dustin Brown

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 5:00 AM PST

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Games Dustin Brown has played this season: 20

Penalties drawn by Dustin Brown this season, according to Yahoo!: 17

Penalties Drawn Log (last game first):

-Niklas Kronwall (Hooking)

-Brendan Smith (Hooking)

-Toni Lydman (Hooking)

NONE IN ANAHEIM GAME

NONE IN MINNESOTA GAME

-Cody Hodgson (Interference)

-Keith Ballard (Slashing)

-Jerred Smithson (Tripping)

-Colin White (Roughing)

-Logan Couture (Interference)

-Kris Letang (Roughing)

-Taylor Hall (Tripping)

NONE IN COLORADO GAME

-Raffi Torres (Interference)

-Jamie Benn (Holding the stick)

-Nick Palmieri (High-sticking)

-Jamie Benn (Tripping)

NONE IN PHOENIX GAME

-Chris Stewart (Roughing)

-Kimmo Timonen (High-sticking)

NONE IN NEW JERSEY GAME

NONE IN BUFFALO GAME

-Steve Eminger (Cross-checking)

Penalties Dustin Brown will draw this season at this pace: 70

Prediction: Someone sticks their stick into Brown's skates and Brown goes down like an old man settling himself into a tub. Kings score on the ensuing power play.

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So the 'ol captain attracts Detroit hookers?

-Niklas Kronwall (Hooking)

-Brendan Smith (Hooking)

Jamie Benn (Holding the stick)

Now why would you hold Dustin Brown’s stick?

/dies laughing

First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
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by Paul Udani on Nov 22, 2011 5:13 AM PST reply actions 3 recs

I believe it’s supposed to be called “baby arm,” not “stick.”

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
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by ievans on Nov 22, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions

-Logan Couture (Interference)

You monster!

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by Megalodon on Nov 22, 2011 6:40 AM PST reply actions

He should be burned at the stake!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Nov 22, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions

That’s what happens when you employ thugs on your team.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

“Mr. Couture, you’ve interfered with my plans for the last time!”

[cackles maniacally]

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by ievans on Nov 22, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions

Being Dustin Brown

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions

those are great hockey teeth, but he’s still missing the hockey nose. I think it’s time for him to take that next big step in his development.

by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions

Looks like a better moustache than Rudy, though.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions

Boooooooooooooooooooooo

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

Who did you want to win?

by Angy on Nov 22, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions

Los Angeles center fielder Matt Kemp, who came close to winning the Triple Crown, received 10 first-place votes and finished with 332 points.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions

I'm a couple days late with this...

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 22, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions

Fuck you.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions

Fear the Spear.

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 22, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions

Woooooooooooo!

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by Nut on Nov 22, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

is he a jockey, too?

by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions

SON OF A BITCH..take it out on the leauge next year kemp!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

It truly is mullarkey

Fuck if I know

by DontDoughtDrew on Nov 22, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions

Hate to say it, but Kershaw may have sealed the deal against Matt. Too many people figuring it would be weird to give both awards to guys on a third-place team. :(

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by DougX on Nov 22, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions

Dustin Brown wanted to be an artist before pursuing a career in hockey.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 22, 2011 3:15 PM PST reply actions

Well Blues scored quickly.

by Angy on Nov 22, 2011 4:42 PM PST reply actions

Wow Nashville only had 3 shots on net against Edmonton in the first period. Ugh the guy i’m playing this week has Devan Dubynk; he better not get a shutout.

by Khaaz on Nov 22, 2011 6:02 PM PST reply actions