Oh, good job, life!

by brokenyard on Nov 22, 2011 1:19 AM PST

Friend hits me up today, says

Wanna go to the ducks vs. hawks game with me and my friend the day after thanksgiving?

I haven't been to a game in forever, but I'm gonna be in motherfucking Phoenix visiting some shit like "family I haven't seen for years" for the whole weekend. Holy shit I hate the world. Keep in mind, this is a hot girl and her friend that are asking.

I know.

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family more important got to phoenix….ho’s come and go..but ya sux…solution..try to get laid while in phoenix

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2011 5:45 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

Now this is a fanpost about scoring chances.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 7:39 AM PST reply actions 4 recs

love it

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions

You suck!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Nov 23, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions

Why does it seem like all of our fanposts are written at 1 AM…

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions

On a related note, I’m hopelessly lonely.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions

During the day we are too busy commenting.

by Angy on Nov 23, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions

Don’t fret you probably would have fucked it up anyways

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Nov 22, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions 3 recs

also

the ducks will probably fuck it up anyways.

by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions

also

They’d just spend the whole time taking pictures and complaining that their feet are cold because they wore flip flops to a fucking ice rink and getting mad when you tell them to shut up after the ~~Kings~~ Ducks get scored on.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions

as rudy (apparently) well knows: sporting events are bad places for dates if you actually give a shit about the game, cause you’re supposed to be paying attention to your date. baseball is ideal cuz it’s just a crowded place where you can walk around and buy your date garlic fries and shit. nobody cares that you’re blocking their view.

by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions

They’re going to have to learn quickly that they’re #2.

On a related note, I’m hopelessly lonely.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

The smart ones realize they have to convert to survive. Then you get hockey-based vacations and someone who knows to check the game schedule first thing.

Dinglebarnin' It JftC

by Niesy on Nov 22, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions

I’m clearly a day late to this thread – but it’s equally difficult to find a guy into hockey in this area (okay a guy my age – fine make whatever jokes you want). They don’t understand that whole “can’t go out cause there is a game on and yes there was a game on yesterday too but I bought Center Ice for a reason”.

by Angy on Nov 23, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions