Oh, good job, life!
Friend hits me up today, says
Wanna go to the ducks vs. hawks game with me and my friend the day after thanksgiving?
I haven't been to a game in forever, but I'm gonna be in motherfucking Phoenix visiting some shit like "family I haven't seen for years" for the whole weekend. Holy shit I hate the world. Keep in mind, this is a hot girl and her friend that are asking.
I know.
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family more important got to phoenix….ho’s come and go..but ya sux…solution..try to get laid while in phoenix
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2011 5:45 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Now this is a fanpost about scoring chances.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 7:39 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
love it
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
On a related note, I’m hopelessly lonely.
:(
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 22, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t fret you probably would have fucked it up anyways
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 22, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
also
the ducks will probably fuck it up anyways.
by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
also
They’d just spend the whole time taking pictures and complaining that their feet are cold because they wore flip flops to a fucking ice rink and getting mad when you tell them to shut up after the Kings Ducks get scored on.
as rudy (apparently) well knows: sporting events are bad places for dates if you actually give a shit about the game, cause you’re supposed to be paying attention to your date. baseball is ideal cuz it’s just a crowded place where you can walk around and buy your date garlic fries and shit. nobody cares that you’re blocking their view.
by meetyourmako on Nov 22, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
They’re going to have to learn quickly that they’re #2.
On a related note, I’m hopelessly lonely.
by RudyKelly on Nov 22, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
The smart ones realize they have to convert to survive. Then you get hockey-based vacations and someone who knows to check the game schedule first thing.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
I’m clearly a day late to this thread – but it’s equally difficult to find a guy into hockey in this area (okay a guy my age – fine make whatever jokes you want). They don’t understand that whole “can’t go out cause there is a game on and yes there was a game on yesterday too but I bought Center Ice for a reason”.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Get one of your kids to show you how to use the DVR. It’s kind of like a VCR Betamax rerun magic.
by meetyourmako on Nov 23, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Can’t find a guy into hockey your age? Just how old ARE you??
by lnickerson88 on Nov 26, 2011 12:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Yay?
exactly
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 23, 2011 5:02 AM PST up reply actions
word on the street is that there’s gonna be an unescorted hot girl and her friend there. keep your eyes peeled and an extra drink handy!
by meetyourmako on Nov 23, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
I can’t vouch whether they’ll both be hot as I don’t know which friend of hers, but at least one girl will be mint.
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
Yeah who knows maybe her friend is the guy she’s fucking. that’s why you only have one extra drink.
by meetyourmako on Nov 23, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Mint? Seriously? What the fuck??
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I was more worried she was offended than whether she wasn’t hip with the cool thang or whatever people say in this country.
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
tsk … I knew what it meant, think it’s insulting to use the term ya freak. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

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