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Kings Gameday: Top Secret Transmission For Sleeper Agent #5

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Identity protected.


Transmission for: Sleeper Agent #5

Codename: Jillwoman

P was pleased with your work last night. She asks you to keep up your current performance and you will soon be taking the chickens from the coop.(1) We request that you execute Operation: Exterminate Longneck before the next full moon.(2) We feel his worthiness has... expired. Communicate via The Stork at 500. See ya.(3)

This communication will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2...

(1) Codebook 542, page 23.

(2) Codebook 1, page 1

(3) That means "Goodbye."

Star-divide

Hey, so Drew Doughty's going to get suspended. Thomas Hickey, NHL player? It could happen, folks!



Prediction: Kings win, 3-1. Sleeper Agent #Tudyk comes through when the Kings need him.

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You are bad at secrets.

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by Megalodon on Nov 23, 2011 8:35 AM PST reply actions  

The dog barks when he sees the monolith.(4)

(4)Fuck you.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 23, 2011 8:54 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Fined $2500 for cross-checking. Yeah the NHL is serious about player safety. ha!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Nov 23, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

So I was convinced that the Kings were saving Richardson and Lewis for the Dallas game.

Nope!

by moontheloon23 on Nov 23, 2011 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

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