Kings Gameday: Top Secret Transmission For Sleeper Agent #5
by RudyKelly on Nov 23, 2011 8:00 AM PST
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Transmission for: Sleeper Agent #5
Codename: Jillwoman
P was pleased with your work last night. She asks you to keep up your current performance and you will soon be taking the chickens from the coop.(1) We request that you execute Operation: Exterminate Longneck before the next full moon.(2) We feel his worthiness has... expired. Communicate via The Stork at 500. See ya.(3)
This communication will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2...
(1) Codebook 542, page 23.
(2) Codebook 1, page 1
(3) That means "Goodbye."
Hey, so Drew Doughty's going to get suspended. Thomas Hickey, NHL player? It could happen, folks!
Prediction: Kings win, 3-1. Sleeper Agent #Tudyk comes through when the Kings need him.
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You are bad at secrets.
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