Skyrim Poses a Threat to America

by Diamondback15 on Nov 28, 2011 9:55 AM PST

Disheartening news today as it seem Skyrim has unintended consequences. We must stop Meg playing this game before he completely loses himself from reality. Also, if you know anyone else you has Elder Scrolls Skyrim, pleases, take their Skyrim game and destroy it, save their soul. And then replace it with Legend of Zelda The Skyward Sword. Which is a much more better game and Nintendo scientists have made sure that there are no unintended side effects.

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YOU CANNOT STOP MEG, HE’S THE MOTHERFUCKING DOVAHKIIN.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 28, 2011 10:43 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

Seriously, back off or I’ll “BOOSH!” you right off a cliff.

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by Megalodon on Nov 28, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah so Douglas Murray is well on his way to defeating the dragons and saving all of Skyrim. However along the way he MAY have turned into a werewolf.

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by Megalodon on Nov 28, 2011 12:08 PM PST reply actions

I don’t even transform….I just enjoy being immune to disease.

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by Steven Hida on Nov 28, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions

I only did it a few times, specifically to kill the leaders of that bastard werewolf-hunter group. Fuck those guys.

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by Megalodon on Nov 28, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions

I need to go do that….I got side tracked….for like the 50th time. That game has too much getting side tracked in it.

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by Steven Hida on Nov 28, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions

I don’t transform either. Who needs that when you’ve got a hammer

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 28, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions

ummmm ok.

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by Angy on Nov 28, 2011 3:05 PM PST reply actions

Which is a much more better game and Nintendo scientists have made sure that there are no unintended side effects.

Which is to say they made sure there weren’t any side effects in OoT then made the same game over and over again. (Also see Nintendo recipe for SSB games…)

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Nov 28, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions

Damn I reply failed…sort of.

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by Steven Hida on Nov 28, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions

everyone shut up cuz i i dont have this game yet…still finishing up arkham city

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 7:03 AM PST reply actions

How is that one so far?

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 29, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions

a little too easy unfortuntely…still fun though

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 30, 2011 5:02 AM PST up reply actions

I wish I had some system capable of playing this game…

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by PNK on Dec 1, 2011 8:19 AM PST reply actions