BoC Gamethread: Fear The Fin Moves Too Fast
by RudyKelly on Nov 28, 2011 7:15 PM PST
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PrintSan Jose Sharks at Los Angeles Kings, Nov 28, 2011 7:30 PM PST
You know how sharks filter water through their gills to breathe? What if the shark in front of them pees? I'd do that all the time if I were a shark. Pee in front of other sharks, I mean, not drink their... nevermind.
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That’s kind of similar to how I just pee on Kings fans.
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April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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No you don’t
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I fart in your general direction.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
Threats of urination and Monty Python quotes: truly the worst fanbase.
by RudyKelly on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You’re a snowth.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Almost forgot
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
Sorry … a bit sick. I’m watching tho. And I want to know how many times that post is going to jump in the way of us scoring. Damn!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Haha Niemi, you let Ethan Moreau score on you. You should kill yourself.
by RudyKelly on Nov 28, 2011 7:55 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
lol..
yeah, Niemi is ok, but it seems to me his bounceback ability doesn’t work so well during a game. Between games it works, but if he happens to let in a bad goal… it’s often harder for him to recover in game. I hope that gets better.
By Grabthar's hammer and the hands of Zeus, I shall avenge thee.
Jimmy sounds like he’s doing a Kermit the Frog impression but he’s really bad at it.
by RudyKelly on Nov 28, 2011 8:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
My god the lag is killing me.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
WHAT?!?!?!
OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! We are going to miss the playoffs now!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 28, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
Why are you and the Kings so upset about that.
Mclaren thought Quick looked a little hot and decided to cool him off.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 28, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Mclaren was just trying to make Quick more comfortable by cooling him off.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
No shit.
Although I actually don’t think he’s that good anyway, average maybe, but certainly overrated. I have never been happy with his signing.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 28, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
I feel sicker looking at that face. Make him go away someone!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’ll not have your sloppy seconds.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Im thinking it looks something like Rudy’s drawing some eons ago – and that was just nasty.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Rudy drew Quick’s dick?
Wait, what?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
He drew his own. But you’ve seen one …
Oh nevermind.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’ve not seen nearly as many dicks as Rudy. He saw four in one weekend!
Wait, what?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
You lost me.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
He tweeted about it once upon a time. As I recall, he said something like, “Best weekend ever.”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Oh … yeah … I recall you guys talking bout that now. I don’t do that tweeting thing. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
…and the Sharks have seen more posts tonight than Rudy did that weekend.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
Oh I meant to say earlier – why do they ask the players questions when they get the same boring standard answers back.
What was it asked – something about why do you think you do so well on the road. Answer was, we keep it simple, play our game. How many times have we heard that?
Or if they aren’t playing well, they ask why do you think you aren’t – well we need to keep it simple and play our game.
Fuck it. Ask players off the wall questions from now on. It can’t just be me who is tired of the “keep it simple, play our game” type answers.
Then again, I’m sick. I should be in bed. So ignore me.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
“Brent, how do you feel about the name ‘Picklesnake’?”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Take it off the board. Hey Rudy, have you ever drawn Jack’s johnson?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Truth.
Hey, did you notice that Doughty is starting to resemble Powers Boothe as Curly Bill?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
It always comes back to Tombstone. :)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Rudy, have you ever drawn Jack’s johnson?
This somehow made it into the BoC archives. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Nov 29, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, my God.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
God Drew was annoying through-out that whole “it’s not a goal” thing.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on Nov 28, 2011 9:44 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Other than the fact that he obviously didn’t, I completely agree.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
Acorn.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
Could you really tell? 100% that it wasn’t touched at all by the stick?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Not that I’m complaining mind you.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yes, I could tell. I actually made the call, as I am in the War Room in Toronto.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not happy.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
GO SHARKS!
I’m outta here .. I’m too ill to hang out … so here’s hoping the next 6 minutes brings good news – but honestly, I’ll probably fall asleep in the next minute or two and miss it anyways.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Get well soon.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
I guess the Sharks can’t handle getting bested by a superior team. Ho hum, another victory.
by RudyKelly on Nov 28, 2011 10:13 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Go drink some piss.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
Jonathon Quick
is a boss.
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 28, 2011 10:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
*Jonathan
Yeah, he is. Fucker.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 28, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
**Champian
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 28, 2011 10:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
That’s cold, Blue.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
Fire Carlyle.
President of the Brent Burns Robotic Sex-Pants Fan Club.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 28, 2011 10:23 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Why are Kings fans (or just the staples center?) so angry all the time? No other hockey arena I’ve been to has been so pro hate.
by EatLikeEhrhoff on Nov 28, 2011 10:56 PM PST reply actions
I’m just a small woman stop yelling hate at me kings fans!!!!!
by EatLikeEhrhoff on Nov 28, 2011 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously, they spend more time bashing the opposing team than they do cheering their own. Of course, all they had to cheer for in season’s past was after a rare and successful PK.
Everything from their stupid cartman toons and dumb lion running around with his popcorn contributes to the stupidity of the fanbase. Wow, this was a lot longer than I intended. yah yah twss.
Yeah? And you’re ugly (and that’s not what she said)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
It’s bullshit you’re getting the rec’s, I quoted Ace first
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
You’re supposed to see the size of the bug’s dick before you get insanely jealous.
by RudyKelly on Nov 29, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Carrey kinda looks like Rich Hammond.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, and you’re ugly
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Only gay men comment on other men’s looks.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
Only gay men comment on other men’s looks.
by ScottyKnows on Nov 29, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
you dont have to be gay to say mike ricci is fuckin ugly
now if you saw “immortals” last nite and thought Thessias hard sculpted abs were divine..yea that might make you gay…
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
Henry Cavill is a gorgeous dude. It’s OK, you’re not going to get dragged off to Gaylandia for admitting it.
those things had to be digitally enhanced….they didnt look real
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
Cartman cartoon > screetching Hayward
Bailey the Lion > Wild Wing
Making fun of the other team > Kumbaya
Let the record show that Scotty knows shit.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
by Niesy on Nov 29, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
yea im not sure what scotty thinks he knows…the kings do get docked for the castle jumper
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
From last night:
As a late FYI: For the first time since the #Twitter Era, #LAKings don’t enter through the castle doors.
Hooray!
well that just sucks…
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 29, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Are people on FTF really upset at the Bailey popcorn thing? Something that trivial? Jeez, man, let the arena do their thing.
Look at this team’s history. You cant survive in this fanbase without feeding on a lot of dark emotions.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
by Niesy on Nov 29, 2011 2:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
the person they popcorn is a plant.
You still shouldn’t pour popcorn on Swamp Thing.
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Battle of California
That’s the most handsome picture of Doug Murray I’ve ever seen.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
by Niesy on Nov 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
*Douglas
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
Dinglebarner
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
Come on you guys, don’t fight. That’s not what Swamp Thing would want.
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Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
But it’s what YOU wanted, amirite?
Instigator.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know what Meg’s on about, anyway. ‘Dinglebarner’ is a high compliment.
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
I couldn’t deny “nosepicker.”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
Those dorks sure are riled up. I’m not sure how they wouldn’t realize that it’s a set up gag. In other news, Bailey’s mustache at the end of the game was hilarious.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
How can you not love this guy, amirite?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you hear about the guy who had popcorn poured all over him?
He was aSALTed.
Hahaha.
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Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 29, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
tee-hee
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions
that’s corny
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 29, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
*Acorny
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
I just made this up. I am history’s greatest hero.
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Battle of California
Oh yeah, and that joke was so good…have you ever tried writing fiction?
Like, I don’t know, about robots or some future shit?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Nah fiction writing is for dorks!
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Battle of California
Stick to the comedy gold, then
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 29, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Uh … what Bailey popcorn thing? Don’t make me go over and read the comments to find out what you are talking about.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
They do a thing at Staples where Bailey runs up behind a bunch of enemy fans and throws popcorn on top of them. This is 100% real and in no way staged at all.
hahahahaha! seriously? unbuttered I hope. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
The jerseys! Think of the jerseys!
They will stop at nothing in their promotion of this culture of HATE!
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
haha … yeah just read the comments … all I can say is (shrugs) … whatever.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
My Favorite Complaint:
they put Mitchell’s face on the jumbotron and warped it in a segment they call bubble cam
The horror… the horror…
by RudyKelly on Nov 29, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
They miss the point of visiting other arenas – experiencing the culture there. It would be like bitching bout Rome, when in Rome. grrr!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on Nov 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And they called us scum-sucking pigs! Us!
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, fuck the whole popcorn thing. Meg, is this really what Rudy looks like?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
no no no this is what Rudy looks like:
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 29, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
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