Kings Gameday: Movember
by RudyKelly on Nov 8, 2011 8:22 AM PST
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I know, I know. You're allowed to make fun only if you donate at least a buck. It's for charity, dickheads. My favorite insults so far:
-"You look like Tim Blake Nelson."
-"You look like a gay Freddie Mercury."
-"It looks like a mouse-stache."
-"Stop sending me pictures of your pubes."
-"Bwaaahahahahaha"
Some positives from last night:
-Kopitar had a few poor games by his standards recently but the last 2... Jesus, dude. He's trying his best to carry this team on his back.
-Drew Doughty had an effective game. The Kings split Mitchell-Doughty & Scuderi-Johnson against the Thornton & Marleau lines, and neither line scored when Mitchell-Doughty were on the ice. When Scuderi-Johnson were on the ice, well...
-...The power play looked good?
The Kings' biggest problem right now is a lack of secondary scoring. Apparently Moreau-Stoll-Richardson can't put the puck in the back of the net. Crazy, right? I KNOW. The obvious solution is to call up Andrei Loktionov because he's averaging a point a game in the AHL while playing with Marc-Andre Cliche and Jordan Goddamn Nolan, but the Kings don't want to put either him or Jarret Stoll at wing. Well... why not this:
Gagne-Kopitar-Williams
For Kopitar's sake.
Richards-Stoll-Brown
Richards gets a chance to jump on the break a little more, while Stoll gets to play with skilled players for a change.
Penner-Loktionov-Parse
Take the 2 guys that need to get things going offensively and put them with the new guy. They're playing easy minutes. Put Richardson at right wing if you want someone to cover for Loktionov.
Moreau-Richardson-Lewis
Fuck Moreau. Clifford can get sent down or play instead of Moreau while the Kings waive Hunter or Moreau.
Just an idea. After a while, when Penner gets going, the Kings can move him back to the 2nd line and then the Kings can decide between Loktionov and Stoll.
Prediction: I get the cops called on me at least once this month.
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This does nothing to destroy my long held beliefs about you actually being a woman.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
by CTGray on Nov 8, 2011 9:05 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
where have you been?
I haven’t seen you in ages.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 8, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
It just means yer purdy
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
if I donate
will you dance for me?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
hes white..you know not what you ask!
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
jiggly, jiggly, jiggly puff!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I shall accept that
but just barely
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
why did you reply to my comment?
I was asking CT where she has been?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 8, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
he replies to next the comment usually…just kinda how he rolls
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
huh, i've been on this site for a couple of years, thought I would have noticed by now.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 8, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
work. Killer on my free time.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
That sucks, its been so I completely forgot about you.
Although that seems to be the case with a lot of former commenters on Fear the Fin. I don’t recognize most of the people on there now. Seems like most of the commenters from a couple years ago aren’t there anymore.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 8, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, I couldn’t be on the boards at my last job so I eventually just stopped trying to comment over there (or here) all together. Those were dark days.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
This is the most horrible thing that has ever been on the blog. I’m taking money away from charity for this.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
aaaaawwwww
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 9:15 AM PST reply actions
I didn’t realize this site was breaking child labor laws.
"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn
"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
by angryjay93 on Nov 8, 2011 9:21 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
I want to make fun of you, but it would take me a year to grow that much moustache.
And I am not exaggerating, it would literally take me a year to grow that much hair.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
Tell you what, if I find a job – I’ll donate.
Until then – hahahahaha!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
???
You look like a gay Freddie Mercury.
This is gay???
Keep it real... Keep it fresh... Keep it real fresh ~SLNC
Picklesnake 2011-2012
What about this one?
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
by brokenyard on Nov 8, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You look like a gay Freddie Mercury
^ The department of unnecessary adjectives!
Dinglebarnin' It JftC
by Niesy on Nov 8, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
like suave spade!
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions
What about Novembeard? Mine is coming in nicely. Or is it Decembeard. I guess I’ll just have to let it grow til Bearduary.
Well, one of you brave souls put isn’t a cheap bastard. Thanks, …Assistant Coach of the San Jose Sharks?
Potentially stupid question...
Why does it say donate to Rudy and not to the cause or whatever?
In conclusion, I don’t want to give Rudy money, but I will give money to charity.
by TnSD11 on Nov 8, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You’re not donating it to me, just under my name. I guess they give stuff to people who get the most money donated or something? I don’t know. I’m not stealing your money, I swear.
I’m not stealing your money, I swear.
You sound like an NHL owner campaigning for a new arena. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
oh yea..i rememebered when you donated to my nhl 11 game….wait no you mocked the whole fiasco…“eat it” rudy
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You’re right, raising money to fight prostate cancer and buying your poor ass a video game are exactly the same.
P.S., Thanks in advance for your donation!
by RudyKelly on Nov 8, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
checks account to see if I have a dollar
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Somebody call up tohon. I bet he can grow a mustache in five minutes!
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2011 10:24 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
excellante’
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
He carries chicken McNuggets in his moustache in case he gets hungry
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 8, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
His cell phones doesn’t have a camera and does not accept incoming calls.
by ScottyKnows on Nov 8, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Rudy is glad his team doesn’t go far in the playoffs, imagine what his beard would look like. #patchadams
It looks like you put a magnet under your upper lip and dipped your face in sand
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 8, 2011 12:34 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
looks more like the video game NHL 11 mustaches on the players
"Lots of people ride the waves of disruption that he provides."
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
It looks like Rudy was drinking hot chocolate and then sneezed.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It looks like a mario “M” was burned on his lip
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Nov 8, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"Fuck Moreau."
I think Dean Lombardi secretly conspires to have Rudy hate at least one roster player at a time. So start saying “Fuck Evgeni Malkin” and somehow the whole “Malkin to the Kings” thing will come true.
Enjoying the Shady Acres of hockey blogging retirement. No, that's not the Florida Panthers.
Meh, better than the pencil mark dirt I’ve got going on my upper-lip..
I’ve never really liked the Kings but I am their biggest fan tonight.. Fuck the Prednecks, go Kings.. Then go Ducks tomorrow! :)
by Dixie Normus on Nov 8, 2011 3:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Oh cool Brent Burns bought a pair of robotic sex-pants.
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2011 4:11 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Nice ’stache, too.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 8, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
From Brent:
Haha great comments! Its actually a machine that is a massager…. Pushes all the lactic acid and bad blood out to your headr
Always remember to properly store all your lactic acid and bad blood in your head.
(Or “headr”, I guess.)
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah right, he clearly fills that thing with snakes and lets them roam around.
by RudyKelly on Nov 8, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
So I get that the pants are for treatment of injuries or something – but what’s the extra hat on the ground next to him for?
Owen Nolan saw my cat.
Battle of California
His headr.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 8, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Rudy, my compliments on joining the Mo’ movement. I’ll donate a little even though I don’t plan on making fun of your growth.
Later tonight I may be shaping mine for a Mo’ update, and perhaps I’ll post a pic and my link for any of you who feel like donating a little, or tracking my progress.
Of course, I could easily be convinced not to do so by sufficient public outcry.
(sufficient is at least one person)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 8, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Well, then...
Kind of a brutal shave, but whatever. I should point out that this is only four days’ growth, as I absentmindedly shaved last Thursday morning.
Here’s my link if anyone feels like giving a few (more?) bucks to the good cause. It’s cool if you don’t, and you can make fun of me as much as you wish, for free. If nothing else, you can watch as my face becomes even more truly horrifying.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 8, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
That’s not a goat, and wasn’t a goat…the skin of my chin got really irritated when I shaved, though.
I’m confused. Were you just looking for an excuse to say “goatuary?”
(That’s a good one, btw)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 9, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
That’s OK.
By the way…thank you, BCP, for your generous donation! :)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Nov 9, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
I can't get the feed to work, what happened to Legwand. Please tell me.
He has been my star center.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gomez is just coming back in time for another of my centers to go down.
FUCKITYFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Nov 8, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
I think your biggest problem is not Legwand's injury
It’s Scott Gomez being on your team
First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
by Paul Udani on Nov 8, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I anted up. I personally think you should get a monocle and a snazzy cane to go with your ’stache. Class it up a little.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
where does one buy a monacle?…I’ve never seen one in real life…I would sport one..they look hard to sport though.
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
This one has “UV 400 protection” and is designed in Steam Punk style to make you extra punchable!
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=EPS78322
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
im gonna order one…Id wear at one of my poker games…while Im smoking a cigar…be fucking awesome…
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
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