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Kings Gameday: Russian Revue!

So cool. (Photo by Dilip Vishwanat/Getty Images)



Who loves Russians? I hope you do because there's a gaggle of them in tonight's game, although unfortunately one of them will most likely be out. Let's take a look:


Dmitry Kulikov

#7 / Defenseman / Florida Panthers

6-1

196

Oct 29, 1990



Dmitry Kulikov is probably my 2nd favorite young defenseman in the league after Drew Doughty. He plays shutdown minutes, he can score, he can hit, he can pretty much do everything. Oh, and he just turned 21. Kid is awesome. Unfortunately, he took a deep cut on the leg in Florida's last game so it's not looking likely that he'll play tonight. Still, you should watch him some time because he is great. He's been paired with Mike Weaver* all season and the two have formed a fearsome shutdown pairing.

*It's weird that Mike Weaver couldn't beat out Kevin Dallman for a spot on the Kings back in 06-07 and then he inexplicably turned into this amazing defensive defenseman after he left. Well, I guess it's not that weird; Kevin Dallman is the KHL's best defenseman, after all.

I actually really like Florida's defense overall. They have a great offensive player in Brian Campbell, a great defensive player in Weaver, 2 elite young defenders in Kulikov and Erik Gudbranson, a solid all-round guy just coming into his own in Jason Garrison, and then the old goat Ed Jovanovski to dispense wisdom. They also have Keaton Ellerby, who is... a guy. The defense is solidly built and should grow into something special in the next few years. I'm jealous. Of the Florida Panthers. Huh.

Star-divide


Evgeni Dadonov

#63 / Right Wing / Florida Panthers

5-11

185

Mar 12, 1989


This kid? Also awesome. What can I say? I love Russians. Apparently the SBNation picture guy doesn't love him, though. Hopefully he'll play, although he gets benched every so often because he's Russian.


Andrei Loktionov

#48 / Center / Los Angeles Kings

5-10

180

May 30, 1990


Oh Loki, I want so badly for you to play well. I feel like the Kings do too; they want to move Stoll to wing but they need Loktionov to knock down the door, so to speak. They're going to give him easy minutes tonight and put him with one of the Kings' most creative forwards in Justin Williams. He needs to create a goal to give Dean Lombardi a reason not to send him down when Dustin Penner comes back. You can do it, Loki!


Slava Voynov

#26 / Defenseman / Los Angeles Kings

5-11

199

Jan 15, 1990


Speaking of giving Dean Lombardi a reason to keep him up, I don't see how the Kings could possibly send Voynov down when Alec Martinez gets healthy. Voynov isn't just in the line-up, he's basically stolen Jack Johnson's minutes at even-strength; last game, Voynov played 16:20 to Johnson's 12 minutes. He deserves it, too, the kid is great. I've been surprised how good he is defensively and I think a lot of it stems from how he's able to gain the puck and create opportunities for the Kings to get it out of the zone. He's greater than I even imagined!

Oh God, imagine a Kulikov-Voynov pairing in Sochi. I would die.

Prediction: Kings win, 3-1. Goals by Loktionov (x2) and Voynov. They celebrate in their customary way:

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Turns out Dale Tallonov wasn’t so crazy after all…

First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
You're more than welcome to #Occupymybed

by Paul Udani on Dec 1, 2011 6:04 AM PST reply actions  

Rudy, one thing that’s always confused me about Russians is their names.

If Federov had a sister, would she be named Federova?

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by Megalodon on Dec 1, 2011 7:12 AM PST reply actions  

Who loves Russians? I hope you do because there’s a gagglov them in tonight’s game

Fixed?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 1, 2011 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

lick my ballsov

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 1, 2011 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

Jack-offs

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 1, 2011 7:37 AM PST reply actions  

Jack-offvs

There we go…

First of all, nobody's ever thought that. Ever.
You're more than welcome to #Occupymybed

by Paul Udani on Dec 1, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

(that was the joke)

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 1, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

(that was the joke)ov

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by Megalodon on Dec 1, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Quit being such a Czerkawski.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Simmer down now, Simmer down.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A Dane with no holes is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Dec 1, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=ZxvUa5zLuO4

There, have a little Zangief action everyone

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

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by angryjay93 on Dec 1, 2011 8:41 AM PST reply actions  

Kulikov
He can hit.

Well, sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A Dane with no holes is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Dec 1, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

You mean how Berglund suckers him with an elbow to the face? Disgraceful.

(This post edited by Glavlit.)

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by RudyKelly on Dec 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done.

Lighthouse Hockey: A flute with no holes is not a flute. A Dane with no holes is Frans Nielsen.

by Dominik on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And i got Campbell with a late pick and he’s been a monster. I’m loving the Panthers. I tried to trade for Weiss last week but the guy wasn’t havin it.

Anywayz, i rock.

by Khaaz on Dec 1, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

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