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Sharks Gameday: What is Luck? Part 1

What is luck?

Without question, luck plays a big role in hockey. From shooting percentages to goalie hot streaks, from Clear Victory standings to bad bounces, luck casts a shadow throughout every aspect of the game.

People have different ideas about what exactly "luck" is, where it comes from, and how we should feel about it. In my new series of posts, that I'll continue whenever I feel like it for as long as I feel like it, I'm going to examine how different individuals, organizations, cultures, and belief systems have viewed "luck" throughout history and around the world - and then I'll take their thoughts on the subject and apply them to hockey.

If that sounds like fun to you, then it must be your lucky day.

Star-divide

What did Ancient Greeks believe?

Copied from the infallible source of all knowledge, Wikipedia:

Ancient Greek theology was based on polytheism; that is, the assumption that there were many gods and goddesses. There was a hierarchy of deities, with Zeus, the king of the gods, having a level of control over all the others, although he was not omnipotent. Some deities had dominion over certain aspects of nature. [...] Other deities ruled over an abstract concept; for instance Aphrodite controlled love.

True fact: Boreas, the North Wind, was the Greek god of winter. He is the closest we have to a god of hockey.

While being immortal, the gods were not all powerful. They had to obey fate, which overrode all.

And even the gods themselves were powerless against a Shanahan suspension.

They would interact with humans, sometimes even spawning children with them.

Ah, that explains Brent Burns. He's the human son of Pythonias, the Greek god of snakes and mustaches.

What did Ancient Greeks believe about luck?

Luck was seen by the Ancient Greeks as an aspect of Fate. Luck was represented by the gods Tyche and Nemesis. Tyche (also known as Eutykhia) was the Goddess of good fortune, while Nemesis was the goddess of "fair distribution," and provided a balance against the riches good luck could bestow.

Attention NHL Advanced Stat nerds: Nemesis is the Goddess of regressing to the mean!

How can we apply these beliefs to hockey?

A team's success in the long term is determined by fate, which cannot be altered even by the Gods. In the short term, however, teams can get boosts by appealing for help to the appropriate Gods.

For the Sharks, the appropriate patron god would be Poseidon, the Earth-Shaker, god of the sea, earthquakes, and horses.

Poseidon_medium

That's a hell of a playoff beard.

The Kings' god would probably be Zeus, King of the Gods and god of the Sky, Law, Order, Justice, Thunder, and Lightning (if Tampa Bay ever complains you guys are going to have to fight for Zeus' honor).

Zeus1_medium

It's a pretty good chair. I guess.

Britomartis is the goddess of mountains and hunting and, more specifically, the nets you use to catch fowl. That's stupid, so she's a perfect fit for the Ducks.

Britomartis_medium

This image has an extra joke about the Ducks hidden in it.

How can this help the Sharks?

The Sharks need to get Poseidon's attention, so he'll step in and help get them out of their temporary funk. Here is a slightly modified version of the Ancient Greek Homeric Hymn to Poseidon:

I begin to sing about Poseidon, the great god, mover of the earth and fruitless sea, god of the deep who is also lord of Helicon and wide Aegae. A two-fold office the gods allotted you, O Shaker of the Earth, to be a tamer of horses and a saviour of ships!

Hail, Poseidon, Holder of the Earth, dark-haired lord! O blessed one, be kindly in heart and help the San Jose Sharks!

I have now said this hymn out loud while trying very very hard to believe in Poseidon. We'll see what the results are tonight!



I just realized that the last time I tried out superstitious stuff like this was for a different game against the Avalanche. I'm going to take that as a good omen.

The Sharks lost against Colorado on Tuesday, but they fought hard and at least got a point out of it. Any game that goes to a shootout is basically a tie anyway. The Sharks have been slumping hard lately, but I'm having a difficult time freaking out about it. I KNOW they are a good team. They're going to start winning again very soon.

How about a big win tonight, Poseidon?

Prediction: It's all up to Tyche and Nemesis in the end, but Poseidon helps get the Sharks back on the right track. San Jose wins 5-2, with goals from Leonidas, Achilles, Odysseus, Alexander the Great, and Diogenes.

P.S. My 54th-favorite movie is 300. If you want a more-realistic, even-more-badass story of the Battle of Thermopylae, read Gates of Fire.

P.P.S. Thanks to Rudy for help with this post. He's an expert on certain aspects of Ancient Greek culture.

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ancient greece rocked

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 15, 2011 8:17 AM PST reply actions  

except for the gods...

They were assholes.

by Magic Head on Dec 15, 2011 8:48 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

well, yeah. but were also delightfully screwed up

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 15, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

“Sometimes they were nice, often they were jerks or were just lazy” sounds familiar

by Magic Head on Dec 15, 2011 11:05 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

We’re pagans now huh? If it works, I’m all for it.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:48 AM PST reply actions  

I am not exaggerating when I say I will switch to any religion that delivers victories for the Sharks.

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell I would take up a religion if that was all that was required.

Clearly we know FTF’s option of selling your soul isn’t working tho.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You just have to sell it to the right guy.

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I sold mine for a Snickers Bar once…looking back, i probably should have held out for more.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Dec 15, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

In middle school a friend sold me his in exchange for a pudding cup.

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

pudding cup

(insert pederasty joke here)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe try nordic gods? at least they should be familiar with ice and stuff unlike those south european gods…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 15, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

sharks – aegir (Norse god of the ocean)
lightning – donar (Teutonic god of thunder)
shanahan – Forseti (Nordic god of justice)
bettman – Andvari (Nordic dwarf, possessed a great treasure)
refs – Hoder (Nordic blind god who accidentally killed Balder with a sprig of mistletoe)
selänne – Idun (Nordic goddess who guarded the golden apples of youth)
flames – Logi (Nordic personification of fire)
flyers/devils – Modgud (Norse guardian of entrance to Hel)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 15, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Would Steve Ott be Loki?

by HaroldRamis on Dec 15, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No, Loki would be Loki.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but loki (the nordic creature one) is kinda bitch so, i’d say no

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 15, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Steve Ott would be the same thing in every religion: a little bitch that no one likes.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 15, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks to Rudy for help with this post. He’s an expert on certain aspects of Ancient Greek culture.

oh jesus rudy

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

Does having a fetish qualify one as an “expert?”

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just never heard the term pederasty before…..oh how disturbing

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Others, such as Aristotle, claimed that some states encouraged pederasty as a means of population control, by directing love and sexual desire into non-procreative channels

all right rudy go for it…we dont need you procreating

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

WHo knew Dallas would be doing the best of all the Pacific teams?

by ScottyKnows on Dec 15, 2011 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

Dallas was leading the Pacific on February 5th last season. It won’t last.

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re actually more exciting to watch, especially on the PP.

by ScottyKnows on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Ending the ‘Fire Todd McLellan’ movement before it begins

as our old governator said in predator…to the predator trying to goad him into an obvious simple booby trap*

“come on….do it!”..

for boc symetry sake!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

It’s not the type of booby trap you’re thinking of, spade

by ScottyKnows on Dec 15, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It could still be symmetrical without firing McLellan. Just put the Sharks in the middle.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Of the boobies?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds good..the most useless spot…you want to be on one of the ends in that situation…enjoy the ribcage connector or whatever u call that

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It does pretty well capture how that blog logo series went. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 15, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Umm, I, umm, wasn’t thinking of that, ummm, Earl, not at all…

:)

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

11th in Fenwick percentage. Tied for third in 5 v 5 +- per 60. Sharks will start winning again soon, even though the special teams look like crap. Go Sharks.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

11th in Fenwick percentage. Tied for third in 5 v 5 +- per 60. Sharks will start winning again soon, even though the special teams look like crap. Go Sharks.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

First comment on BoC is a double post fail. That’s a bad omen.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You must have angered Nemesis.

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 1:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

excellent

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Second comment is very much improved! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 15, 2011 1:24 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

It’s a good omen in my book.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

awesome screen name…lol..and no not bad omen..just means you fit right in here

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut up, heathen.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 15, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Add that man to the Kings’ SONA.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well the stats I offered suggest that the Sharks are one of the better 5 on 5 teams in hockey. Most hockey fans would agree that good 5 on 5 play is the key to sustainable success. Right now the Sharks PP and PK are atrocious and that is what is preventing them from winning. It will be interesting to see how many points their dredful special teams will cost them this season (although I do think that the PP is much better than it has been lately).

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Did FTF kick you out or something?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Just figured I’d start commenting here too.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You are most welcome, as long as your next comment is “Rudy is gay.”

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

whine-tested, Rudy-approved!

Way to go, dude.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Luck is that thing the Sharks never have in the playoffs.

From Garpenlov all the way to that fucking ridiculous goal that knocked us out last year.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Dec 15, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Wow…Pronger. What a shame.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah I know. He’s on one of my fantasy teams. Damn.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow…Humphries. What a shame.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Wow…dudes. What…the fuck.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

Smell the glove.

Okay, no more links for now, I promise.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

Go Sharks! Go Poseidon!

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by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

a pagan I now am!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

This happened the last time I turned the game on too…..

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

a pagan I now am!

Do you worship Yoda?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah .. my fingers just typed it that way. And damn!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What a fucking shot…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Made me think of this.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He uh..he was singing right? I didn’t just hallucinate that……Right.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

That’s a hell Hades of a playoff beard.

Fixed.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 15, 2011 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

I take back being a pagan. It’s not working.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

Sharks hockey

Step 1: Score more than your opponent 5 on 5
Step 2: Give up weak ass power play goals
Step 3: Watch fanbase erupt about how terrible the team is when the only problem is the penalty kill.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

Step 3 doesn’t happen on BoC.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thats why I go to FTF

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I know you do that. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Need to keep my comments up…Otherwise someone might start accusing me of being a Canucks fan…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

tsk!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It got really bad when the Sharks got worked on their own powerplay…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t say that … it will encourage me to go look.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay … had to do it … comical.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sharksfan97 is singlehandedly trying to shut down FTF.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see that. Just hilarious. And also why I have always said there needs to be an ignore function on SBN.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Kid needs to get laid or drunk or something….Way too much stress.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Going to BoC to complain about FTF is my thing. I’m now going to complain about you two on Twitter.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Dec 15, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck twitter! this shit is going on my livejournal.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

haha!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what needs to happen.

You can become St. iduuno with just one click of the banhammer.

by Briceratops on Dec 15, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Tempting!

One fun thing about that user is that they’re either a 12 year old pretending to be a lawyer or an actual lawyer that brags about it on the internet for some reason.

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Dec 15, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I got kicked off FtF

last year during the playoffs they banned me for calling people ‘jokes’. teh ban only lasted a day but I’ve never gone back

http://5minutesformurder.blogspot.com

by 4Kills5 on Dec 16, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

We can ban people? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 16, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

NO! OF COURSE NOT! I WAS JUST TALKING CRAZY

o god…what have I done?

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by 4Kills5 on Dec 16, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

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Actually—i think its this thing they have at FtF that allows them to ban people…

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by 4Kills5 on Dec 16, 2011 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I banned a guy on BoC just to watch his comments delete.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 16, 2011 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m nervous to have Sleek and Rudy talking about bans around a sharks fan…

Where is Meg? Or Poseidon? I would feel much more comfortable if either one of them showed up here to help me out…

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by 4Kills5 on Dec 16, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s out feeding the Kraken.

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Free Demers!

by Kuzcotopia on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Rudy is to banning what…uhhh…fuck it.

I keep waiting, Rudy. KILL ME! I’M HERE!!!

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 16, 2011 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

One time during the playoffs I temporarily banned Rudy sort of as a joke, then I couldn’t figure out how to undo for a while.

Good times.

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by Megalodon on Dec 16, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he understood.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 16, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I banned a guy on BoC just to watch his comments delete.

Rudy Kelly: The Blogger in Black

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 16, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

FTF rarely bans people.

It takes a lot effort to do so

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
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by idunno723 on Dec 16, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately … :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Dec 16, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you’re the one that likes to get opinions from all perspectives!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Dec 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Well okay true.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

GOAL!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

I’ve decided this is the perfect time for ice cream. Screw stressing out.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

Oh … I’m a vanilla person. French vanilla, vanilla bean, old fashion vanilla … mmmmmm … you can keep all your fancy flavors, just give me vanilla. :)

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

GOAL!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL!!!

clearly I need ice cream every Sharks game!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:40 PM PST reply actions  

It got us two goals!!! I can’t eat more.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on Poseidon, keep it up!

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 9:44 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Take that talk out of here! :)

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

3 goals in 4 1/2 minutes … awesome!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.

"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke

by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 15, 2011 9:47 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

GO CLOCK GO!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 9:49 PM PST reply actions  

WIN!!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

I went out for food....

And this happened?

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

You went out for food.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if it works for Ducks games….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Dec 15, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ll have to try it next time.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 15, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Poseidon comes through in dramatic fashion! This is just like the Iliad.

Good job Sharks!

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 15, 2011 10:13 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I watched the first two periods, and sensing a repeat loss, I just went to laid down and went to sleep with the tv on. I wake up and I see TM on screen with a line that says we won 5-4. Thinking I was dreaming, I went back to bed. Sure enough, as I check it, we did win.

The last time I fell asleep during a game? The Dallas game. I haven’t seen a Sharks win in three weeks. =(

by RedOscar on Dec 16, 2011 3:46 AM PST reply actions  

That will teach you to give up.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 16, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

says the lady who temporary turned into pagan… ;)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Dec 16, 2011 7:17 AM PST up reply actions  

It was so temporary it didn’t even count. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 16, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t give up!

I merely get tired.

by RedOscar on Dec 16, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Hail Poseidon!

I’m am going to go sacrifice a goat duck to Athena asking her to give us a PK

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by 4Kills5 on Dec 16, 2011 7:41 AM PST reply actions  

I would do the same, but I’m too busy turning into different kinds of animals and running away to keep Zeus from raping me. Gotta go!

Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon

by ievans on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Will Power

The Sharks finally showed the will to match their skill last night. Their intensity in the third period was undeniable. If they can sustain that kind of energy for 3 periods they will be very hard to beat. Kudos to Winchester and Clowe for sparking things with their fights.

I don’t mind if they lose games as long as they go down swinging. It’s the lethargic, uninspired play that bores the hell out of me. When they engage fully, their determination brings out their skill and chemistry. I don’t think Boston had the most talent last season, but they did have the most determination and fight. Those are the things that make hockey (any sport) extremely entertaining, and they are what you need to win in the playoffs.

by HaroldRamis on Dec 16, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Oh yeah
What is luck?

…anyway?

Haddaway? Seriously? C’mon, Meg.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 16, 2011 2:20 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 16, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome, I’m the best one!

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 16, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I do what I can.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 16, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My SNL history is fading, but it would also appear that you have a unibrow.

by RedOscar on Dec 17, 2011 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

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