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Sharks Gameday: Dumb



My 53th-favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. As Rudy and I have discussed in the past, it's difficult to compare pure comedies against other genres. I love this movie so much, but it's hard for me to say that it is a GREAT movie. It does have the honor of being the highest-ranked purely comedic film on my Flickchart though.

I have about five minutes to write this, so there's not going to be anything of value here. I know that you all just want to quote Dumb and Dumber anyways, so please do that in the comments.

Prediction: Kick his ass, Sea Bass! Sharks win 4-1, with goals from the four dumbest guys on the team.

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Lloyd: Well, it’s not gonna do us any good sitting here whining about it. We’re in a hole. We’re just going to have to dig ourselves out.

I believe this is the Kings’ philosophy in a nutshell.

Line combinations are irrelevant until Terry Murray is out.

by soccersucks on Dec 17, 2011 6:19 AM PST reply actions  

Harry: Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 17, 2011 7:35 AM PST reply actions  

"my /53th/ favorite movie"

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.

by uvgt2bkdnme on Dec 17, 2011 7:45 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

That was accidentally on purpose. It fits the movie.

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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

highest-ranked purely comedic film

This worries me, I have to say…

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

There are a lot more comedies on the list, but all of them are comedy/something else.

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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 9:24 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m waiting for some Wes Anderson films…

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by PNK on Dec 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Royal Tenenbaums will definitely be on there but I think that’s probably it.

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by RudyKelly on Dec 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Dumb & Dumber is #5 on my list. You’re stupid.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 17, 2011 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, but no.

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

At least ask me if I want to hear the most annoying sound in the world before you post.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 17, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Would that be the sound of your hand face hitting your palm?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa…hand face? Oops. Can you ban me so that disappears, Rudy?

It is that thing that I sent to you.

by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I have Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, and Three Amigos in my top 20.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 17, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

haha three amigos is great, though!

by meetyourmako on Dec 18, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumb and Dumber even made a list? I am so disappointed.

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by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 10:24 AM PST reply actions  

But are you surprised?

by Magic Head on Dec 17, 2011 10:28 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

What's the stupidest movie you like?

I don’t mean one that you secretly think is good, but one that you know is a bad movie, but you like it anyway.

Here are some candidates: Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage, Wet Hot American Summer, Triple X, The Waterboy, the later Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies, Idiocracy, most Mel Brooks movies….

My favorite stupid movie is Road House. It’s unbelievably stupid, but takes itself incredibly seriously. It’s epic. Dozens and dozens of people die so a town can be safe for a TGI Fridays.

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by ievans on Dec 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

the later Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies

These movies feature stupidity, but they are good movies!

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 17, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Pink Panther and A Shot in the Dark are two of my favorite movies. The ones from the ’70s and early ’80s got really dire, but I love them because when I was 9 I loved them.

Just like how Roger Moore James Bond movies are stooopid, but I also like them a lot.

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by ievans on Dec 17, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The Spy Who Loved Me is one of the best, quintessential bond films

by meetyourmako on Dec 18, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the best of the Moore 007 movies, by far.

The best Bond period? From Russia with Love.

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by ievans on Dec 18, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Idiocracy is a smart movie about stupidity. 300 is dumb, and I like it a lot.

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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You are an idiot for thinking Mel Brooks movies are stupid.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Dec 17, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Robin Hood: Men in Tights, for the prosecution. It’s terrible, and has nothing funny in it at all, like Scary Movie bad. I like Mel Brooks movies, but they are almost all really stupid, with some awesome mixed in. I should also point out that all those movies I listed above I like, despite them being kind of bad.

Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, Spaceballs, pretty awesome. It’s borscht belt slapstick, which can be great, but can also be really groan-inducing.

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by ievans on Dec 17, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Robin Hood: Men in Tights is great

as is Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

You know nothing. NOTHING!!

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by PNK on Dec 17, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Robin Hood Men in Tights is fucking awesome, what the fuck are you talking about. Go watch Waterboy.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 18, 2011 5:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I love a world where a Men in Tights fan is calling me stupid for liking another incredibly stupid movie.

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by ievans on Dec 18, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t say it wasn’t stupid. You said it was terrible and had nothing funny at all. (I looked really hard to see if there was a GIF of all the prisoners lifting their middle fingers through the grate in the floor but couldn’t find one)

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by Nut on Dec 18, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

‘His head fell off!’

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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, he was pretty old.

by Magic Head on Dec 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I saw ‘Young Adult’ last night and I’m pretty sure there is a cardboard cutout of Brent Burns in one of the scenes in a sports bar.

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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Did you let Patton Oswalt know? A casserole might have your name on it.

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by ievans on Dec 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cat 1’s piss shall bring us great victory!

Or the smell of cat urine. Go Sharks!

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by CTGray on Dec 17, 2011 3:16 PM PST reply actions  

No way! That's great....

We’ve landed on the Moon!

by Magic Head on Dec 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

HAVLAT!!!!!!

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Dec 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

ugh!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

DAMN!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 8:28 PM PST reply actions  

GOAL!!

YES!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Probably not.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure … someone was texting me when it happened.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Drew says he overextended himself while making a change? That’s odd.

by RedOscar on Dec 17, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 17, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

HARRY!

YOU’RE HANDS ARE FREEZING!

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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Dec 17, 2011 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

fml

your*

Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker

by PNK on Dec 17, 2011 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Havlat have more goals or injuries this year?

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by Megalodon on Dec 18, 2011 10:07 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Probably the same of each

by Magic Head on Dec 18, 2011 11:02 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

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