Sharks Gameday: Dumb
My 53th-favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. As Rudy and I have discussed in the past, it's difficult to compare pure comedies against other genres. I love this movie so much, but it's hard for me to say that it is a GREAT movie. It does have the honor of being the highest-ranked purely comedic film on my Flickchart though.
I have about five minutes to write this, so there's not going to be anything of value here. I know that you all just want to quote Dumb and Dumber anyways, so please do that in the comments.
Prediction: Kick his ass, Sea Bass! Sharks win 4-1, with goals from the four dumbest guys on the team.
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Harry: Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 17, 2011 7:35 AM PST reply actions
"my /53th/ favorite movie"
You wanna tell me that to mah face?!
YET ANOTHER Detroit Red Wings blog.
by uvgt2bkdnme on Dec 17, 2011 7:45 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions
That was accidentally on purpose. It fits the movie.
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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 9:23 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
highest-ranked purely comedic film
This worries me, I have to say…
It is that thing that I sent to you.
There are a lot more comedies on the list, but all of them are comedy/something else.
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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 9:24 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’m waiting for some Wes Anderson films…
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Yeah, but no.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Would that be the sound of your hand face hitting your palm?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Whoa…hand face? Oops. Can you ban me so that disappears, Rudy?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 17, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Dumb and Dumber even made a list? I am so disappointed.
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What's the stupidest movie you like?
I don’t mean one that you secretly think is good, but one that you know is a bad movie, but you like it anyway.
Here are some candidates: Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage, Wet Hot American Summer, Triple X, The Waterboy, the later Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies, Idiocracy, most Mel Brooks movies….
My favorite stupid movie is Road House. It’s unbelievably stupid, but takes itself incredibly seriously. It’s epic. Dozens and dozens of people die so a town can be safe for a TGI Fridays.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
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the later Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies
These movies feature stupidity, but they are good movies!
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The Pink Panther and A Shot in the Dark are two of my favorite movies. The ones from the ’70s and early ’80s got really dire, but I love them because when I was 9 I loved them.
Just like how Roger Moore James Bond movies are stooopid, but I also like them a lot.
Picklesnakebit since 2011.
@shampeon
The Spy Who Loved Me is one of the best, quintessential bond films
by meetyourmako on Dec 18, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
I think Idiocracy is a smart movie about stupidity. 300 is dumb, and I like it a lot.
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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
You are an idiot for thinking Mel Brooks movies are stupid.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Dec 17, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
Robin Hood: Men in Tights, for the prosecution. It’s terrible, and has nothing funny in it at all, like Scary Movie bad. I like Mel Brooks movies, but they are almost all really stupid, with some awesome mixed in. I should also point out that all those movies I listed above I like, despite them being kind of bad.
Blazing Saddles, The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie, Spaceballs, pretty awesome. It’s borscht belt slapstick, which can be great, but can also be really groan-inducing.
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@shampeon
Robin Hood: Men in Tights is great
as is Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
You know nothing. NOTHING!!
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"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Robin Hood Men in Tights is fucking awesome, what the fuck are you talking about. Go watch Waterboy.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I love a world where a Men in Tights fan is calling me stupid for liking another incredibly stupid movie.
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@shampeon
I didn’t say it wasn’t stupid. You said it was terrible and had nothing funny at all. (I looked really hard to see if there was a GIF of all the prisoners lifting their middle fingers through the grate in the floor but couldn’t find one)
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‘His head fell off!’
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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 12:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I saw ‘Young Adult’ last night and I’m pretty sure there is a cardboard cutout of Brent Burns in one of the scenes in a sports bar.
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by Megalodon on Dec 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Cat 1’s piss shall bring us great victory!
Or the smell of cat urine. Go Sharks!
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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
No way! That's great....
We’ve landed on the Moon!
by Magic Head on Dec 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
GO SHARKS!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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GOAL!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
HAVLAT!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
Ugh
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DAMN!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
::blink::
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GOAL!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Yay!
Please sir, can we have another?
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GOAL!!
YES!!!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I guess I shouldn’t go to sleep early tonight.
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So what exactly happened to Havlat there?
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Not sure … someone was texting me when it happened.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Drew says he overextended himself while making a change? That’s odd.
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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WIN!
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HARRY!
YOU’RE HANDS ARE FREEZING!
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
fml
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Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
"Pavs with great feed but what a release by Wingels Peanut Butter Baby!"" - Jamie Baker
Will Havlat have more goals or injuries this year?
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by Megalodon on Dec 18, 2011 10:07 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Probably the same of each
by Magic Head on Dec 18, 2011 11:02 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions

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