Ducks Gameday -- Intreau to Boudreau
Philadelphia Flyers (shrug) at Anaheim Ducks (shudder), 7 pm
Broad Street Hockey and Anaheim Calling -- let's have a safe and efficient Flyer drill.
Oh crap -- I got what I wanted. I feel so powerful, and yet so guilty. I guess it's time for a cartoon, though I feel a bit out of game shape in that department. :)

An adapted classic. Welcome, Coach Kirby!
Now I don't know really what sort of coach we're getting in Bruce Boudreau (some recommended links after the jump), but with the week's crazy events, I am growing really curious why we saw such a slew of Bobby Ryan trade rumors just before Carlyle got axed. After all, if I'm to believe what I heard on Twitter (yeah, I know), this was Bob Murray's timeline this week:
- On Monday, GM Bob Murray decides to fire Randy Carlyle
- On Tuesday, GM Bob Murray puts Bobby Ryan on the trading block, sending the internet awhirl with possibilities.
- On Wednesday, GM Bob Murray fires Randy Carlyle.
- On Thursday, GM Bob Murray kills all Bobby Ryan trade speculation.
So if firing Carlyle was in the plans since Monday, even if there was friction between Bobby Ryan and Randy Carlyle, why was Ryan being shopped at all? Let's speculate!
Unfounded theory #1: Barstool never intended to trade Bobby Ryan -- this was all a sham to make the team play better Wednesday night.
I guess I can buy this a little bit, but it does seem a bit insane. If the plan was to keep Bobby Ryan as a Duck, why put him through this sort of headache? I mean, the Ducks did play their best game of the month (though the bar on that was really, really low), but this seems like a pretty extreme mind game to play on a young scoring winger.
Unfounded Theory #2: Barstool never intended to trade Bobby Ryan -- this was all a sham to trick Carlyle into thinking his job was safe.
This seems implausible, but I'm exploring all options. Maybe Barstool is just a devious guy who wants to appear to be catering to his head coach's priorities just so that the head coach has no clue at all that his tenure is coming to a close. Barstool just craves that moment when he can finally say, "Ha! You never saw this coming!", or something. But again, it's a weird headgame to play with a hockey player just for appearance's sake.
Unfounded Theory #3: Barstool did not actually decide to fire Randy until he read my post on Wednesday. He lied about making a decision Monday to ease me of any guilt, but the Bobby Ryan trade availability was quite real on Tuesday.
I like this theory, only because it makes me feel like the most powerful blogger on the planet. It's not true at all, but the timing of actions does suggest more of a late decision than an early one. Bobby Ryan was going to get his way out of Anaheim, but in the zero hour Barstool changed his mind and went for a new coach instead.
Unfounded Theory #4: Barstool wanted to see what Bobby Ryan might fetch; had the trade return been fantastic Carlyle might still be head coach.
It's possible that on Monday Barstool opened up two possibilities: keep Ryan and fire Carlyle, or keep Carlyle and trade Ryan, and he was going to use the market's best offer to help him weigh the decision. At least in this scenario it makes sense why you'd listen to Bobby Ryan offers. Who knows?
Unfounded Theory #5: Barstool was only going to fire Carlyle if Boudreau was the replacement; until that was finalized he had to follow through to a point in the process trading Bobby Ryan.
This probably is it -- he had to finalize things with the Capitals and with Boudreau, and if things were to fall apart in that process his backdoor play was then to acquiesce to Bobby Ryan's trade desires (or whatever it was that sparked all the trade talk). He played along with Ryan offers, but only if Boudreau could not be hired.
Unfounded Theory #6: Barstool knew how to make his coach firing popular -- artificially turn it into a "Carlyle or Ryan" decision.
Coach Carlyle was the franchise's most successful coach, and firing him definitely did rub a lot of Ducks fans the wrong way. On its own, it really could have split the fanbase a bit, and it still might -- time will tell. But if you change the decision into a "would you rather?" scenario, then the fanbase can better agree with your actions. So Barstool creates (or inflates) a player-coach rift with one of the team's more popular stars, creates a trade buzz to make it seem like either the player or the coach needs to go, then amongst all the "Save Bobby" chants executes a coach firing. There might be something to this theory, too, except that it requires more savvy than Barstool probably has.
Unfounded Theory #7: Barstool likes fucking around with other GMs and with his star wingers.
Maybe he just likes stirring the pot every once in a while just for fun. Who knows?
Anyways, that's probably too much theorizing on a weird week, but feel free to offer your opinion in the comments: if the GM knew he was going to fire his head coach, why put Bobby Ryan on the trading block at all?
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Anyways, on to Boudreau. I have a problem known as West Coast Bias -- I focus so much on what's happening in the western conference standings (plus I have a general distaste for how much attention is spent on eastern stars) that I tend to over-ignore what happens on the east coast. As such, I've never seen any of the HBO "24/7" stuff about Bruce Boudreau, nor have I even followed his team very well. I vaguely know that the Capitals have been a strong eastern team with some great offensive stars playing in a typically-weak division, and not too much past that.
So, with all my hard-earned ignorance, I decided to seek out some guidance from a guy who does follow the Capitals: J.P. from Japers' Rink. He sent me a set of links that talk about the good and bad about our new coach (maybe more bad than good, as some of these links come right at his firing). I think this is as good a place to start some reading -- thanks a bunch, J.P.!
2010-11 Rink Wrap: Bruce Boudreau
June 20, 2011
J.P.'s absolutely right to credit Boudreau for getting his team to win the Eastern Conference again with so many inexperienced players at key positions. He's clearly a fantastic regular season coach. And in that regard, he might have exceeded his work of last season, given the roster he was dealt. Again, he demonstrated the skills at which he best excels: instilling confidence in young players and unleashing their talents on the NHL stage.
But I maintain, in the face of another playoff calamity and still no evidence to the contrary, that regular season success is his ceiling, at least for this Caps team. Post-season progress had to be made in 2010-11. And defeating an injury-depleted Rangers team that hung on the edge of the playoff seeding cliff, while allowing fans the anticipation of two more home games in the second round, did not to me represent progress
Rink Roundtable: Bruce Boudreau's Job Security
December 14, 2010
On the surface, there would seem to be two possible explanations for the Caps' current skid - either Bruce Boudreau isn't making the adjustments necessary to win games or the team isn't implementing the adjustments he is making. Neither one of those options reflect particularly well on Boudreau, of course.
But there is a third option, and that is that the team - the players - simply isn't executing at present. Is it on the coach when his goalies are letting in soft goals, his forwards are flipping 40-foot wristers, or his blueliners are making critical mistakes in coverage? Perhaps you could argue that he hasn't prepared them, mentally, but that's a bit tenuous. More likely, this team started struggling with its focus and that has snowballed into a lack of confidence with predictable results. And yet some of the very same people espousing the "Cup or bust" mentality since mid-summer are now calling for the coach's head when the team hits a skid in December (that has included key injuries and, yes, some awful luck)? Get real.
Capitals Fire Bruce Boudreau
November 28, 2011
In four-plus seasons behind the Caps' bench, Boudreau amassed an impressive 201-88-40 regular season record and led the team to four-consecutive Southeast Division titles.
But his 2-4 playoff series record - losing all four to lower-seeded teams, culminating with a sweep at the hands of the Tampa Bay Lightning last spring - and the team's recent slide after a perfect 7-0-0 start, doomed Boudreau in D.C.
There'll be plenty to discuss on this move - from the decision itself to the reasons behind it and what Hunter brings to the team - but for now we'd like to tip our cap to Coach Boudreau and thank him for all he's done for the team, its fans and the city. Bruce Boudreau may not have been the guy to take the Caps to the next level, but it's been a pleasure to watch and cover him over the past handful of years, and we wish him nothing but the best in whatever he does next.
Time for a Change
May 6, 2011
To be sure, Bruce Boudreau isn't "The Problem" with the Washington Capitals. When a franchise suffers soul-crushing defeats in three-consecutive springs (or four, depending upon how easily one's soul is crushed), there's plenty of blame to go around. But, as the old sports cliché goes, you can't fire all the players, so it's usually the guy calling the shots who takes the fall. And in this case, that would probably be fair. Bruce Boudreau is a good coach and a great guy. But, for whatever reason, he's never been able to consistently extract from this Caps team a whole which is greater than the sum of its parts when it's mattered most. It's time to find someone who can.
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Well, my Sleektooned blog logo re-design project has been dead for a while, and some blogs are really going to have to wait before I get going on that again, but before the project went dormant I did do some lettering design for Broad Street Hockey. It's not a completed logo, but it probably was going to be the best part about it. Enjoy!
Prediction: I don't think it's going to matter for like two weeks what sort of coach Boudreau is -- the Ducks will play a more efforted game for a new coach regardless of who it is. It's not automatically going to lead to wins (Hunter and Muller are still winless), but I'm pretty excited to watch tonight's game on the DVR. I won't be around for comments, as I'm watching it late-night, but have some fun without me. Ducks 4, Flyers 3. Bobby Ryan scores 'em all.
Go Ducks.
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Ack — good enough, I guess. I forgot how hard it is to put effort into posts! :)
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You put a lot into this one. Kudos!
If Kirby is a great regular season coach, and Carlyle was a great playoff coach (?), do the Ducks salvage the season, make it in and win the Cup?
Whoa.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 2, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
that sounds great to me…lets go with that
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
Please note that I was not endorsing that plan.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 2, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I never noticed the Kirby/Boudreau resemblance…until now.
Whoa.
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by Mike Chen on Dec 2, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
yea i love it….fuckin great
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
And you get credit for it, as far as I’m concerned. Nicely done!
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
now I can watch the BoC machine go to work. if it follows the trend of another nickname (PICKLESNAKE!) It won’t be long before some announcer calls him kirby during an interview.
I can dream can’t I?
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by 4Kills5 on Dec 2, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
never stop dreaming….DONT STOP BBBBBELEIVING!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
I did forget one part of my Bobby Ryan question: If he really was being seriously shopped around the league, why play him in Wednesday’s game with Ben Maxwell and Niklas Hagman?
There’s something weird about the whole sequence of events.
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read below…he was never gonna be traded…..carlye is just an idiot….hence it was a good fire
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
i believe toronto and the media…saw a talented team sinking..and looked for a sexy story…its more intresting to speculate that the ducks might trade a star player than firing a coach…
i do believe teams called about potiental trades and barstool listened….but wasnt gonna budge unless it was a kings ransom…
bob probally was intrigued with kirby when he came available and started negotiating right away…he sturggled cuz as articles have mentioned..him and caryle are pals..and jacuzzi together in the nude….so was really hoping the ducks would turn it around so he didnt have to fire his friend
i really dont think ryan was gonna seriously move….that was east coast bullshit IMO
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions
Yeah, you’re probably right — I don’t really know who started the “Bobby Ryan is available” frenzy, but the GM certainly didn’t attempt to douse that fire.
Which is maybe him just being weird.
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i dont think he doused it cuz it gave him cover for his secret kiby plan
makes sense to me…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
i got a question..ignoring who would fetch more….which of rpg you think is ultimatley gonna be the better player …..?
i would argue either perry or ryan…i think bob..thinks so too…and doesnt want to trade him….i think bobby is gonna break out in the next year or so…with a new voice..maybe he responds better to a more players coach…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
Perry or Ryan. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
haha…great cartoon….i almost spit out some of my starbucks tazo tea…then realized i just paid 3 bucks for it…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
I always pictured you as a Bloody Mary in the morning type.
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"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93
dont talk about booze…killed a jack honey bottle and some shocktop last nite..uggg
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
i heard a clip from the 24/7 show with bruce…he fuckin unloaded….if anything..were gonna have some great theater in press conferences and during games…im a glasses half full kinda guy
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 9:52 AM PST reply actions
“Fucking get your heads out of your ass and fucking make it work”
Classic.
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this even has a “fuck counter” awesome..i love our new coach already
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
or this…im sure this will be his reaction to the first getzlaf no look turnover lol
here
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Every time Captain Baldy loses a faceoff, he’ll do that.
Anyone here good with Flash animation? Someone needs to mock up Kirby yelling all those f-bombs.
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sleza seems to cue that shit on demand….
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
....

if you have video link, i can try to make something out of it
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Here is a Kirby trailer with some DS gameplay footage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5T9eVfuiOo
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...
i can’t really make gif mash up of those (i’m really not that good at things) but here’s a pic

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by sleza on Dec 2, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Please find a way to combine this .gif with another one.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 2, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Unfounded theory
This is probably my favorite Radiohead album.
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Wasn’t that Radioheadr?
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by whine_country on Dec 2, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Amnesiac owns
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
Kid A changed my life.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 2, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
yea those two albums..fuckin rock…i need too dust them off and give them a listen in some headphones
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
Still no makotoons, though…?
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by whine_country on Dec 2, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
I went though withdrawal
did this:

by meetyourmako on Dec 2, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Drawing a Canadien or a habitant is really, a lot harder than expected. so I just went with the copyright-expired wiki picture.
by meetyourmako on Dec 2, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that’s very true — glad no Pacific team has a name that shitty to draw for.
And now you get a better sense of what sucks about the blog logo project! :)
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The Broad Street Hockey lettering is great!
by meetyourmako on Dec 2, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
and yeah, I’m not even willing to admit how much time that stupid toon took to conceive, draw, and color.
It’s so much easier when you do them!
by meetyourmako on Dec 2, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Awww, the BSH logo ISN’T Bryzgalov suited up in solid gold goalie gear? I has disappoint
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 2, 2011 12:19 PM PST reply actions
The Duck in the cartoon looks like it has a sinister look about him. In the original the duck is more happy go lucky.
GO Comedy! :)
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Holy crap….Go Kirby go!!!
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I rec’d that shit.
Wait. I actually can’t remember Todd Marchant’s goal. Oops?
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I always smile whenever I see it :)
What a save!
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That was a beauty….it was like a 10 million dollar save right?
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I rec’d that shit.
oh yes…ducks looked inspired…awesome
kirby power
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 8:02 PM PST reply actions
Where the hell was this team during the last 7 weeks?
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They got Carlyle’d…over and over again.
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I rec’d that shit.
depth scoring..are u kidding me?…watch out for those flying pigs everyone
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions

the commish..seemed more appropriate!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 2, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Needs more go…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
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Sigh…I miss the first period.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
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Huge powerplay right here..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I dunno about worst….Baldy should just shut the fuck up.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
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He really needs to be stripped of that C. That extra minor was probably the cumulative result of him being an obnoxious, whiny, potty-mouthed adolescent (or is all of that redundant?).
Saku for captain. Make it happen, Earl!
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That call against him was weak as fuck to begin with I’d be pissed off too.. Plus you couldn’t just give him a misconduct so we only have the single minor to deal with, you know what a normal fucking ref who isn’t a life long Flyers fan would do?
Seems like now that Carlyle is gone Getzlaf is the new scapegoat or something.. This one was on the refs.
I don't think it's scapegoating
To point out that his penalties directly led to two Flyers goals. And there’s no reason to pick up the extra two minutes there. You HAVE to be more disciplined. Yes, the refs jobbed us. Absolutely. But Getzlaf didn’t help.
by PhantomPretender on Dec 2, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
New scapegoat? I dunno, I feel like he’s been a bit of a punching bag all season long, and deservedly so.
Putting aside his play while the clock is running, Getzlaf is a horrible ambassador for the team when it comes to interfacing with the refs. He’s too hot-tempered, and he has absolutely no brain-mouth filter. I know there’s more to being a captain than arguing calls with the refs, and he may be the best leader in the locker room, but he needs to be reined in when it comes to the refs.
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I wonder where Getzlaf gets that poor attitude towards referees...
by RudyKelly on Dec 2, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You mean this handsome 1997 & 1998 Lady Byng nominee?

(My Google skills stink — it took me all this time to find out which years he was nominated.)
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Getzlaf was in the box for Philly's second and fourth goals
That’s leadership we can believe in, right there.
by PhantomPretender on Dec 2, 2011 9:49 PM PST reply actions
Hahaha, wow, all those Ducks fans saying Getzlaf is better than Thornton must really feel stupid now.
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by g r a c e on Dec 2, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he was the Joke Explainer?
Or something like that?
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absolutely no brain-mouth filter
But yeah, Joke Explainer!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
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