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BoC Gameday: For The Rest Of Us!

"No! No! Turn it off! No Feats of Strength! I hate Festivus!" (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)




Part I: The Airing of Grievances


The tradition of Festivus begins with the Airing of Grievances. I'm not big on complaining but I guess I'll give it a shot.

Meg- Earl tells me your writing stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought.

Justin Williams- You used to be cool but now you're playing like an asshole. Stop jacking off and make quicker decisions.

Matt Greene- You stink.

Jack Johnson- I'm not fooled, I know that 2nd goal against last night was your fault.

Star-divide

Brad Richardson & Trevor Lewis- DO SOMETHING.

Jonathan Quick- You? You're the worst one of all.

...Just kidding, buddy, here's a bicycle. Keep up the good work!

Opposing Goaltenders- Let us score 3 goals, you dicks!

Seriously, You People- Meg covered it already but you people really are the worst.

Part II: The Feats of Strength

Brandon Segal: "Until you pin me, Kyle, Festivus is not ov-


Ow fuck get off, get off!"

Prediction: The Kings have had trouble scoring 3 goals recently but now that they're playing a bad goalie I think their bad streak will finally end. Kings win, 3-2.

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Kings win, 3-2

With the Kings fighting off a tough opponent last night, barely winning in the SO, then the travel, they will be tired and lose. Sorry Rudy.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 23, 2011 9:15 AM PST reply actions  

Hey i read your blog

I just hate typing or talking and correcting that stupid “i talk it types” thing. Love your posts Rudy. Especially one about Kovalchuck. Makes me laugh everytime i hear his name.

by MIK3Ysfv on Dec 23, 2011 10:31 AM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Had to look it up. It was " How Ilya Kovalchuck Ruined My Life." Truly a masterpiece of imagery created.

by MIK3Ysfv on Dec 23, 2011 10:40 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Well I guess you’re not so bad. Everybody else, though: the WORST.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 23, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

how’d you like a finnish takeover in BoC if i forced my friends and family members to come here…? ;)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää joulua!

by sleza on Dec 23, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

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