BoC Gameday -- If not for the Sharks...

by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2011 9:42 AM PST

Anaheim Ducks (lottery) at San Jose Sharks (nottery), 7:30 pm
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If not for the Sharks,

The Anaheim Ducks would not have any consecutive victories this season.
Dan Ellis would be winless on the season.
Jonas Hiller would have zero shutouts on the season.
The Ducks would have only one road win on the year -- suck it, Wild.
Anaheim wouldn't have a playoff series win since the 2007 Stanley Cup Finals.

Thanks, Sharks!

Prediction: I'm hosting family and probably can't watch much tonight -- it's much more likely I get caught watching Monday Night Football or some other crap like that. Oh well. Ducks continue their one-team dominance, 2-1. Goals by Perry and Pelley.

Go Lottery.

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Goals by Perry and Pelley.

You’re already drinking at 9 in the morning sleek?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 26, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions

I should be. I guess we saved Sleek family drama for Boxing Day!

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2011 10:35 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

I thought Smith-Pelley was at the world juniors.

by meetyourmako on Dec 26, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions

I meant Pelleysmants, not Smellypants.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

And if not, why not?

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 26, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions

GO SHARKS!

And you suck for bringing all that up early in the morning.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Dec 26, 2011 10:09 AM PST reply actions

Haha, you guys are going down, we'll help you get that lottery pick.

And where is Meg’s post. I guess he is living up to the Boc Spirit.

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by Diamondback15 on Dec 26, 2011 12:21 PM PST reply actions

Train, Train, DUCKS SUCK Train

Sharks are going to win this game, DUCKS SUCK, oh yeah, DUCKS SUCK!

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by CTGray on Dec 26, 2011 1:01 PM PST reply actions

This is my gameday post:

-The Sharks are great, hooray!
-The Ducks are horrible, hooray!
-The movie “Brick” rules, hooray!

Prediction: Sharks win, hooray!

Thanks for posting something Earl.

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by Megalodon on Dec 26, 2011 1:20 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

I always support blogger laziness. Whatever! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions

I liked Brick.

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by PNK on Dec 26, 2011 11:03 PM PST up reply actions

Haha those stats are so awesome I can’t even be mad. Happy Boxing Day, Earl! Don’t forget to box up something nice for the Help!

by meetyourmako on Dec 26, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions

“The Help” = Spade

by meetyourmako on Dec 26, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions

God Drew annoys the fuck out of me.

by Angy on Dec 26, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

why?

Its the same old Drew to me. I don’t understand why all of a sudden a lot of Sharks fans don’t like Drew.

by Diamondback15 on Dec 26, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions

It’s not the same ole Drew – he’s bitter this year and it shows.

by Angy on Dec 26, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions

This freaking game.

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by Megalodon on Dec 26, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions

FUCK

by Angy on Dec 26, 2011 9:55 PM PST reply actions

Perry tried hard to help you guys out but not hard enough..

Thanks for being the only team we can beat this year :)

by Dixie Normus on Dec 26, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions

I’m going to slaughter a baby shark and throw it onto the ice when the Sharks come to town.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 26, 2011 10:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

That was awesome and fucked up at the same time.

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 26, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions

My theory is the Sharks think that the Ducks are like a special-needs team or some kind of Make a Wish situation, and they think they’re supposed to let them win.

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by Megalodon on Dec 26, 2011 10:10 PM PST reply actions 3 recs

It all makes sense now!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Dec 26, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions

Does not. Sharks need to kick them while they are down! Show no mercy.

by Angy on Dec 26, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

But look how special the Ducks are!

Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Dec 26, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Sharks just don't want Nail Yakupov on the Ducks

by Briceratops on Dec 26, 2011 11:06 PM PST up reply actions

My theory is

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 26, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

See you in the playoffs.

by Briceratops on Dec 26, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions

*woosh

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 27, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions