You see, because it's called Boxing Day. BOXING DAY. GET IT??? (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)
This one has to be short because my parents have the world's worst internet connection and every 5 minutes everything crashes on me. This whole week is going to be sporadic, actually, because I'm going to Mexico for a few days and then I'm going up into the snow and then I'm going into space so I won't have internet for a while. I'll see what I can do, though!
In the meantime, a few things to discuss:
-Should the Kings try to trade one of their young defensemen (Martinez) for a guy like Tuomo Ruutu?
-Should the Kings see if they can trade Jack Johnson for top-six help?
-Why are Gagne & Williams playing like dickheads?
-What is this burning sensation when I pee?
-If the Kings don't make the playoffs, should Dean Lombardi be fired? No. What are you, retarded? Shut up. -Is Boxing Day lame as hell? Yes. Yes it is.
Prediction: Kings win, 3-1. Goals by Kopitar, Williams, and Gagne.