Rudy is currently detained on the Mexican border for illegally smuggling donkeys up his ass. He wanted me to post this for him:

1. Simon Gagne broke his brain so Loki is taking his place.

2. Jonathan Toews is a little bitch.

I guess the Kings won their last game? I don't know. They were struggling for a while, but then they fired their coach so I assume they've been awesome since then, right? That's how it usually works.

So anyways what did you guys think of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? I thought David Fincher did a great job with the material, and the acting and music were great. The story itself wasn't very impressive though. I don't really understand why the books are so popular, if this is all they have to offer. I mean I guess I do understand it, because popular books are almost always shitty (The Da Vinci Code, Atlas Shrugged, The Bible), but I was hoping the movie would make me want to read the books. That didn't happen at all.

Prediction: The Kings tie the Blackhawks up and do terrible things to them.