Kings Gameday: I'm Writing This While I Poop

by RudyKelly on Dec 29, 2011 1:11 PM PST

Next Game

Thursday, Dec 29, 2011, 5:30 PM PST
MTS Centre

Hey, you know what's awesome? Pooping. I'm doing it right now.

Is it weird that I drink coffee while I poop? My sister thinks it weird but the way I figure it, brown in brown out, right?

Poop poop poop

Prediction: Kings win, 4-1. Goals by Kopitar, Brown, Voynov and Clifford. You all wonder why you ever come to this site.

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I quit.

President of the Brent Burns Robotic Sex-Pants Fan Club.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 29, 2011 1:30 PM PST reply actions

Oh I’m sorry, I guess I should write about important stuff like robotic sex pants instead.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs

With robotic sex pants you don’t have to worry about things like pooping.

President of the Brent Burns Robotic Sex-Pants Fan Club.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 29, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions

those are less disturbing though…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää joulua!

by sleza on Dec 29, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions

He’s your friend.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Dec 29, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions

The most responsible blogging decision made today! :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Dec 29, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions

I always take my coffee and iPad to the crapper

It’s my preferred way of enjoying the best SBNation has to offer, BoC.

Walk Hard

by mikericcinotme on Dec 29, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions

UGH!

by Angy on Dec 29, 2011 1:52 PM PST reply actions

Is this where we discuss Drew Doughty giving Jarret Stoll a hand job last night?

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by RedOscar on Dec 29, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions

This is exactly the place.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Dec 29, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B1qHnhXOfBQ

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 29, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions

Now we know what he was holding out for.

Douglas Murray, biggest offensive threat.

by LandSharks on Dec 29, 2011 11:12 PM PST up reply actions

At least he had the decency to give him a peck on the cheek before grabbing the goods.

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by RedOscar on Dec 30, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions

i’m so disappointed that no one has made a gif of it. or at least i haven’t seen one

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää joulua!

by sleza on Dec 29, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions

You're the gif.meister

get on it!

Not saying DS was the best hire, but at least TM's gone.

by soccersucks on Dec 29, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions

Why does your sister know your pooping habits?

by Briceratops on Dec 29, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions

Some questions are best left un-asked.

by Angy on Dec 29, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

But I already asked it.

by Briceratops on Dec 30, 2011 1:23 AM PST up reply actions

Some questions are better left unanswered.

** Rule of Tree ** Pounding the Rock ** Battle of Cali ** Fear the Fin ** Athletics Nation ** Niners Nation **

by RedOscar on Dec 30, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions

that’s the great thing about the internet.
even a post like this can be published.

Great work as allways Rudy ! :)

by Freakle on Dec 29, 2011 2:51 PM PST reply actions

I figure it, brown in brown out, right?

I guess this is what Brown can do for you.

You can make their heads bleed in this one

by superfan#99 on Dec 29, 2011 3:16 PM PST reply actions

btw, in case someone still cares what frolov does, he took apart to some photoshooting with radu, komarov and tarasenko
(this might be more interesting for the ladies…)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää joulua!

by sleza on Dec 29, 2011 3:51 PM PST reply actions

I suppose drinking coffee while you poop makes sense (although I never do it, myself). As long as you’re there, might as well open up the floodgates.

"I think you just outed yourself as Dean Lombardi. I knew it all along." — Rudy Kelly

by DougX on Dec 29, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions

I normally eat my cereal in there, too

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 29, 2011 11:00 PM PST reply actions

ironically enough for me, i read this story while pooping. Beautiful work Rudy.

"Its not so much me as it is Roenick, hes good" - Vince Vaughn

"Its not so much Kontos as it is me, I'm good." - Angryjay93

by angryjay93 on Dec 30, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE

I’d wait ’til tomorrow but not betting on being conscious. Shark and Duck guy, I hope your teams tank but I love your writing. Rudy God bless, sometimes the images your writing creates in my head I wish would go away. Like I said the other day about how ilya kovalchuk ruin my life

by MIK3Ysfv on Dec 30, 2011 10:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions

I can’t hear any woman talk without hearing kovalchuk kovalchuk kovalchuk you.

by MIK3Ysfv on Dec 30, 2011 10:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions

sometimes the images your writing creates in my head I wish would go away.

Just about sums that up.

If you imagine a salt shaker in your hand, tilt your head back
and act like you're shaking salt into your mouth; you will taste salt if you concentrate hard enough.

by brokenyard on Dec 31, 2011 7:29 AM PST up reply actions