Kings Gameday: 3

by RudyKelly on Dec 31, 2011 7:59 AM PST

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3 New Year's Resolutions

1) Start skating out

2) Learn to cook

3) Somehow legalize dog-human marriage

3 Most Depressing Kings Stats

1) Jack Johnson- 28 GA (most on team)

2) Team shooting percentage- 6.7% (Last in league)

3) Andrei Loktionov- 17 Games, 0 Goals, 2 Assists

3 Best Movies I Saw This Year

1) 50/50

2) The Black Death

3) The Descendants

3 Players I'd Like To See In A Kings Uniform Before This Season Ends

1) Tuomo Ruutu

2) Dwight King

3) Dustin Penner

3 Faces of Ilya Bryzgalov

1) Home

2) In public

3) On ice

4) On day off

5) Weeth you

3 Things Canadians Say That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me

1) "Beaut"

2) "Class"/"Classless"

3) "Hi"

3 Players That Will Score Tonight

1) Dustin Brown

2) Slava Voynov

3) Mike Richards

3 Best Animals

1) Dogs

2) Meerkats

3) Otters

3 Best Commenters

1) Uh...

3 Reasons To Be Excited for 2012

3) The Kings have to start scoring eventually

2) Maybe I'll finally find true love

1) The Dark Knight Rises

Happy New Year, everyone!

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Maybe I’ll finally find true love

poor maggie…she was decieved

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 31, 2011 8:08 AM PST reply actions

happy new years everyone..this past has really sucked balls…..dick slap the nearest person next to you!

Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 31, 2011 8:10 AM PST reply actions

gott nytt år!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää uutta vuotta! Gott nytt år! С новым годом!

by sleza on Dec 31, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions

there’s a serious lack of Anze Kopitar in that “3 players that will score tonight” part…

Reasons To Be Excited for 2012
1) Bryz will likely continue to give awesome quotes

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Hyvää uutta vuotta! Gott nytt år! С новым годом!

by sleza on Dec 31, 2011 8:45 AM PST reply actions

Hockey is too depressing right now.

We can’t beat Anaheim or Vancouver, and we can’t beat Finland or the Check Republic. God this team sucks!

Relegation round here we come.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Dec 31, 2011 11:44 AM PST reply actions

Having the lowest S% in the NHL is a product of bad luck wouldn't you think?

by Briceratops on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 PM PST reply actions

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 31, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions

But what is luck, really?

President of the Brent Burns Robotic Sex-Pants Fan Club.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Dec 31, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions

I don’t know LA’s scoring chance data so I wouldn’t know if they are just taking bad shots but they are in the top third of the NHL in Fenwick Pct so that to me says that they should be scoring more than they have.

by Briceratops on Dec 31, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions

3 Things Canadians Say That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me

2) “Class”/“Classless”

oh yeah

I’m putting here for reflection later on in the season…. #14 Tomas [Fleischmann] is getting a 40G season. FLASH COUNT: 13G/19A
by RPC on Sep 17, 2011 5:20 PM MDT
Find me on Twidduh And look at my Marmots

by Chris S Roberts on Dec 31, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions