Ducks Gameday: take a (Blue) middle finger
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 7:22 AM PST
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Anaheim Ducks (on the road again...gonna suck on the road again) at St. Louis Blues(sex offender central) 5 pm
St.Louis Game Time and Anaheim Calling-- take the saint out of the name..
A request of mine from Earl...thanks Korean-Irishman you cheered me up..Note in a suit oh yea!
well this post was suppose to be about me riding into Rome crowned new emperor without any clothes ..meaning...I had thought I had gotten this job I really really wanted in Kansas City, Missouri and was gonna gloat and be excited and take a victory lap..and you guys were gonna laugh..and say "why would you want to go there"..We were all gonna laugh about how I was probally gonna get beaten and dragged thru the streets by nice hooded white gentlemen..cuz of my awesome coffee con leche colored skin of mine...about there BBQ...tornadoes....and it all tied into the fact we were playing the blues tonite, which is even more perfect because of meg's studious research here congrats St. Louis..be proud 2nd in the nation!
After an interview I thought I had aced and feedback they loved me little ole me..they turned me down......so you know what Missouri?.......
FUCK YOU!
hows that for blue...dodger blue..the real blue...thanks andre your my dawg
so thanks for ruining this post....but also cuz I didn't want to go there anyways (yes I did)....I'm not bitter (yes i am)...it was a really nice job and I am a man of adventure so I was looking forward to it as funny as moving there of all places there sounds...se la vee...or however u spell that
anyways the ducks play tonite..and could go for 2 in a row under Beaudru....oh look at me rhyme!...and I like the changes Kirby has made so far..here's some observations I've made of Brucie so far:
-he's still learning his personnel
he has shuffled the lines and pairings quite a bit...and tries to get the correct left-hand right combos on the wings and Dmen when he can
-hes got a hard on for beleskey....hes not afraid to play him anywhere and it always seems like hes on the ice
-he likes to roll 4 lines throughout the game...at the end of the kings game in a critical situation he actually had the 3rd line out there. The stache got a lot of time too in that game and they rewarded Bruce by applying a lot of energy
Ducks win 4-2,,,goals by Teemu, Ryan, Parros and Ethier
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Also, fuck you, St. Louis. We got Pujols!
(spoken as if I were an Angels fan) :)
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 8, 2011 7:35 AM PST via mobile reply actions
I think the Angels will find out what the Dodgers’ found out, that paying an old guy $25 mil a season doesn’t work out so well (granted Pujols is younger and better than Manny Ramirez, also not a douche bag)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 7:38 AM PST up reply actions
rememember sean green, kevin brown?…dodgers never had luck getting other peoples superstars..always better home growing them
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 7:47 AM PST up reply actions
True dat…although I loved Sean Green and his weird stance.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i liked how he couldnt play on yon kippur..i thought that was regal
also his ears stuck out of his helmet funny
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 8:03 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck baseball.
GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Dec 8, 2011 11:20 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions 3 recs
I hated Steve finley, that son of a bitch hit a grand slam against the giants that cost them a playoff spot a few years back when he played for the dodgers..
fuck that guy.
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Wooooooooooooooo!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 8, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
woooooooooooooo!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
oh shit they did?…i need to read my virtual sports page…i played hooky and stoof home….needed to mourn my loss some more
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
cock jammer wilson….hot dawg!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions
Stoof=stayed?
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by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions
its stool u accidently let come out…a relative of the shard
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 8:16 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
How dare you sully Ethier by using him in a pro-Ducks post…Pujols is the man you seek…sorry you didn’t get the job spade. However I’m glad you’re still clothed.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
yea it sucks thanks…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
im talking about not being naked
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
Naturally.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
i gave in and got skyrim since u all jack off about it…i start playing…and saved once…came back the next day and continued…the fucking left and right moving and looking controls were backward..and i couldnt get them to reverse…instead of looking up the solution on the internet…i took the game back and told the gamestop what my problem was..naturally they looked at me like was an idiot…they gave me a new game anyways…i play the new game and the same problem…so finally I look it up…turns out if u get that problem..u need to clear the xbox cache by hlding “A” when the xbox console starts up..so now it works…
and yea its pretty cool..since im home and mourning..i think ill treat myself to some skyrim till the ducks and steelers play later today
fuck you cache
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 8:23 AM PST reply actions
Games from the company that makes Skyrim are notoriously weird and buggy. They have so much content and so much stuff to do that a lot of it doesn’t get tested and fixed as much as it should. Still that “hold A” thing is pretty stupid.
Hooray for Skyrim! It’s the perfect solution for times when your real life isn’t going so well – just make a better Skyrim life.
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My youngest wants that for xmas.
GO SHARKS!
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Why would a 40 year old still be playing video games?
by TnSD11 on Dec 8, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Goddamn it you guys, I am not fucking old!
GO SHARKS!
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Now Angy is getting mad. I’m declaring a personal moratorium on old jokes
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Goddamn it you guys, I am not fucking old!
Dont worry Ang, some things are better with age, these kids will figure it out some day.
Booze can.
People generally don’t.
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I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Dec 9, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You’re in trouble if you’re at your peak
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by Nut on Dec 9, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
how are his grades? Skyrim can encourage massive grade loss due to its addictive nature.
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His grades are fine – but that is cause he’s not allowed to play games during the week. Only Fri – Sun.
Yes. I am that kind of mom.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yes. I am that kind of mom.
Well, we all knew you weren’t the other kind.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
Does it play like Fallout 3? Because that game was boring
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by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
It’s better than Fallout 3 but it’s the same kind of game, so if you find that open world structure boring then it’s probably not for you.
You do get to turn into a werewolf, murder entire towns, and shout dragons out of the sky before devouring their souls.
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That does sound fun. I just got tired of talking to everyone in Fallout with out anything happening. I probably didn’t give it long enough
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by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
That game sucked major balls. Worse 65 I’ve ever spent. I’m sure it’s great for some but not for me.
I liked Fallout 3, I thought New Vegas was better, and Skyrim is way better than either of those.
If your main problem with Fallout 3 was too much talking to people and not enough happening I don’t think you’ll have the same issue with Skyrim. You end up with dozens of quests to do just wandering around, or you can just explore caves and shit and fight giant spiders.
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I’m cool with the free-world play but not crazy about it on a system. If it was on the PC like Warcraft, I’d be all over it.
Skyrim is on PC, and it’s way better on PC than on a console.
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Trust me, I know this because Meg and I are friends on Steam and every time I turn on my computer it tells me that’s he’s now playing Skyrim. I tried to get it to tell me when he’s not playing Skyrim because I feel like that would be easier but apparently that’s not an option. Also, I’m more than a little afraid a little icon comes up on Meg’s computer every 5 minutes telling him that I’m watching porn.
by RudyKelly on Dec 8, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Don’t worry Rudy, So long as you aren’t watching porn through Steam your secret is safe. What games do you have on Steam anyways?
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Meg and I are friends on Steam
*rubs temples
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
Oh snap! Picking it up on my way home! =) Is it a continuation of the previous Scrolls story or.. I’m not missing anything.
It references earlier stuff but the only other one I’ve ever played was Oblivion. Skyrim’s a totally stand-alone story.
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and no recs after my great self loathing post?…i want more recs than rudy and meg combined…do it my people!! do it do it!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 8:26 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
I gave the article a rec begrudgingly.
For the love of Vin & Tommy, please don’t ever use a picture of our beloved Dodger in a ducks gameday article again.
For example, the following picture would be much more apropos for an Anaheim gameday:
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 8, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
For the love of Vin & Tommy, please don’t ever use a picture of our beloved Dodger in a ducks gameday article again.
Tommy is a clown. That guy has had Dodger fans fooled for 30 years. He’s a cenile, blabbering idiot. Vin on the other hand is tremendous.
Oh really?
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by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
"We will come with our guns blazing, and we just blazed." - Tim Leiweke
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 8, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
leave now..how dare you!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
You get a rec just for having a new sleektoon!
…and also out of pity. sucks about the job, guy. C’est la vie
by meetyourmako on Dec 8, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
i really did want the job…if i didnt have to pick up my son from school id be drunk now
Niles: You'll see who feels foolish when I'm sitting on a mechanical bull sipping champagne.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
I was going to rec your post until I saw you ask for them. Now your rec just went to Rudy’s shitty post.
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by Nut on Dec 8, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I totally don’t want any recs on my gameday post today.
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I totally just rec’d it for you.
Not Rudy’s, though. That poem was bullshit.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
Well, Kirby’s first road game. Let’s see how it goes, hopefully he won’t be a line matchup whore and dump the puck when we win a faceoff in neutral ice and instaed try to do something with it.
i havent seen to much of that so far…knock on wood..its been refreshing
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Does your resume contain all sorts of goofy misspellings and awkward sentence structure? That could have been the real issue. Also, did they see a picture of you? maybe they were taking pity on you cause your not white and they didnt wanna see you get mangled by the dudes in the white hoods.
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by angryjay93 on Dec 8, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Does your resume contain all sorts of goofy misspellings and awkward sentence structure?
Hahaha. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 8, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
haha no i had a “meg” edit it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Spade doesn’t own a camera so he just cut a picture of the Ace of Cakes guy out of a magazine and included that with his resume. They look exactly the same.
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pretty much yea…though i have hair now..i was bald before…and we both play bass
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
i thought it might help me…maybe they wanted to get diverse…..my name is about as hispanic as u can get…that might have turned off the upper managment…though
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
6 recs?…u guys are my dawgs…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 8, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions
Make that 7!
Sorry about the job, Spade. If it makes you feel any better, my family lived in KC, MO for a few years when I was in elementary school, and although we managed to avoid getting lynched, I do remember a fair amount of racism. (Maybe it’s gotten better in the last 20+ years?) The summers were muggy and hot, the winters were freezing cold, so yeah, you’re better off!
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Eight. I’m glad to know someone in Victorhell. A fellow bassist too!
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by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions
hes got a hard on for beleskey….hes not afraid to play him anywhere and it always seems like hes on the ice
Wait a second?? Wasn’t he benched for pretty much the third period against the Kings??
Oh poor Hiller (hahaha!)
Damn! he’s on my one of my fantasy teams tho.
GO SHARKS!
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Oof, I’m sorry. Hope your other goalies are better.
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Quick, Nabby … Yeah … I’m having goalie issues.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Ouch, haha. Well, it’s gotta get better, right? Right?
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Hoooly shit....
You really took Nabby?
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I rec’d that shit.
That is a great cartoon. In a suit!
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by whine_country on Dec 8, 2011 5:45 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I will say that this is less painful than blowing 2, 3 goal leads.
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mhh weird,
i was checking the standings for the kings the first time this season.
i thought that this year was their “go for the cup year” ! and even with the Ducks having not won a single game this season (sort of…) the Kings are still just 9 points ahead of us…
What up?
Great post Spade.
My parents live in Missouri, right on the lake of the ozarks. It’s fun to visit and wakeboard and fish, but I wouldn’t want to live there. The weather is really, really shitty. But then again, your in Victorville and that place sucks.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Dec 9, 2011 5:01 AM PST via mobile reply actions
anytime…just byob bitches
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 9, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
byob bitches
Wait, what does the b stand for then?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Dec 9, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
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