Blackhawks involved in horrible traffic accident!

by Diamondback15 on Feb 13, 2011 9:33 PM PST

God, if you do exist, prove it to me by actually making this happen. Please.

Patrick Kane is a horrible driver and should never be behind the wheel of any vehicle. Also, using a U-HAUL truck as your team's bus is a very bad idea.

Aftermath of the incident.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/update-blackhawks-forced-to-abandon-wounded-by-sid,19093/

Let us all join in unison and laugh at the pathetic state of the Blackhawks.

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Haha this is great.

Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 14, 2011 11:40 AM PST reply actions

I like the Onion sports show.

The thing with Onion sports is that the only joke they ever seem to make about hockey is how it isn’t popular. They can do some really funny stuff with that kind of humor, but there’s a lot more there they could do, comedy wise.

Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Feb 14, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions

Yeah, like give out fake awards, for example:

Douchebag award: Shared by Getzlaf and Perry.
Elbowing award: Pronger
biggest laughingstock of a team: Oilers and Maple Leafs

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Feb 14, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions