Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 17
by Megalodon on Feb 14, 2011 8:15 AM PST
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Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Kitten Mittens
Kitten Mittens wins 9-2!
MVP: Alexandre Burrows helped the Mittens win the goal category.
LVP: Chris Stewart, no goals, no assists, minus five, plus he's ugly.
Antti Niemi had an amazing week for the Kitten Mittens. Right now he's the best player to have from the Sharks.
Wiki-Sharks vs. McSorley's Stick
Wiki-Sharks wins 14-0!
MVP: There's this guy on the Islanders named Michael Grabner that I just picked up last week. He had eight goals this week.
LVP: The team manager, asleep at the switch.
Jonathan Quick can see through time.
Sleek and Destroy vs. Quid Pro Clowe
Sleek and Destroy wins 10-2!
MVP: Mr. Robert "Bobby" Ryan had a good week.
LVP: The team manager has three guys on IR.
Oh, wait - four guys on the IR: I just noticed that one of his goalies is hurt too.
Teal Blades vs. MEEEEEEAAAAAAT
Teal Blades wins 7-4!
MVP: Joe Pavelski! Woooooo!
LVP: Rudy made a bunch of changes to his roster this week, but then he didn't bother to set up his team, so what's the point of that?
This report is taking me a long time to write because I'm watching In The Mouth of Madness at the same time.
IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs.Setoguchi's Revenge
Setoguchi's Revenge wins 7-4!
MVP: Rick Nash, decent hockey player.
LVP: It looks like the team manager didn't set up IAmJoe(Pavelski) this week.
Some really weird stuff is happening in this movie.
BROWS vs. spades lil bandito's
spades lil bandito's wins 8-5!
MVP: Teemu Selanne, getting it done once again.
LVP: Whoa, bad times for Ryan Miller.
Practical special effects are so much creepier than CGI, even when they look fake.
Fournick Gators vs. Slappyville Freezers
Tie, 6-6.
MVP: Patrick Kane had seven points.
MVP: Niklas Backstrom is proving to be good once again.
This movie graphically portrays the danger of reading books.
2 Live Drew vs. Intaglio
2 Live Drew wins 8-7!
MVP: Jonas Hiller had one good game.
LVP: What a crazily terrible season this has been for Alex Ovechkin.
These days, whenever I see a movie starring Sam Neil, I like to think of it as documenting the life of paleontologist Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park, either before or after the events of that film. Looking at it that way, this dude's had a really rough life.
Although now that I think of it Sam Neil did play the Antichrist in one of the Omen movies and an evil vampire businessman in Daybreakers so I guess he deserves all the bad stuff that happens to him.
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Although now that I think of it Sam Neil did play the Antichrist in one of the Omen movies and an evil vampire businessman in Daybreakers so I guess he deserves all the bad stuff that happens to him.
I always assume Sam Neil is really the good guy and the story is told from the bad guy’s perspective because c’mon, how can Sam Neil be evil?*
*Even Event Horizon. Guy just wanted to see his wife again but Fishburne had to screw everything up. Damn you, Fishburne!
Rudy made a bunch of changes to his roster this week, but then he didn’t bother to set up his team, so what’s the point of that?
Just getting ready for this week!
My favorite Sam Neil moment is his speech talking shit to Jesus when he plays grown up Damien in that Omen movie.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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I still like to call people “Nazarene” because of that.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Here it is, for those looking to get down with some evil monologue action.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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Even Event Horizon. Guy just wanted to see his wife again but Fishburne had to screw everything up. Damn you, Fishburne!
Niel: YOU CAN’T LEAVE THE SHIP…SHE WON’T LET YOU!!…oooooooohhhhhhhh
Fishburne : Fuck this ship
great movie
Can’t believe Neil was in the TV movie Merlin..oh gawd how bad was that?
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 8:39 AM PST reply actions
Fuck this ship!
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Sam Neill was fantastic in Season 1 of The Tudors. The Anzeholics Anonymous could sure use a blessing from Cardinal Wolsey right about now.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 14, 2011 9:08 AM PST reply actions
Okay apparently I misspelled Sam Neill’s name over and over again. My bad.
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well well well….
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve become everything I’ve ever hated!
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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well if you really want to go there..ill let u borrow my perry jersey
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
good looking out
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll burn you all.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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I’ll burn all you Nazarenes.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Word.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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Cockfighting increasingly popular in Calif., critics say
go california!! woooooooo!!!
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions
and they arent talking about roosters!!
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
“If people understood how widespread this problem is, there would be an uproar.”
I wouldn’t be part of this uproar. I eat plenty of chickens — they have a shitty existence, fighting or no.
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they have a shitty existence, fighting or no
True. It just seems more distasteful to me to have animals fighting for our amusement then for us to be killing and eating them though – but I can’t really logically justify it.
I am fully in favor of human gladiator competitions, however.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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hey they say the prisons are overcrowded..? costing us millions..most of them are bulked up..have them fashion some toga’s out of there prison garb and go to battle
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
It’s more distasteful, sure, but not that much moreso.
I’m an economist, though — so long as people are getting some sort of utility from chicken suffering, I’m all for it. Because people > chickens, or something like that.
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sounds like earl has a new job..heres your employer
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions
Well, at least so long as we’re continuing our chicken killing for eating purposes — both represent cruelty to animals to fill some human appetite.
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This is the most controversial fantasy hockey summary ever!
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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i dont think so…everyone except earl is disgusted by cockfighting..earl you heathen!!!
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Speaking of anti-fighting, do any of you follow Adam Proteau on Twitter? I liked his articles on The Hockey News but holy shit is he fucking annoying on Twitter about fighting. He needs to go watch roller hockey and shut the hell up.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
You shouldn’t be surprised he’s for roosters fighting, he actually likes to watch Ducks play hockey, the sick bastard…
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
gawd was it beautiful to watch yesterday
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
What shitheads. I hope the roosters rise up and do to all these people what they did to this idiot.
Having Ty Conklin on your team is like having a pet monkey. It might be fun for a while, but eventually you're going to severely regret it.
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wouldnt be as cool as monkeys rising up…but it would come in second
Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 14, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions
Nobody ever pays attention to the pictures and captions.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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