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Ducks Gameday -- Another Finn to Winn in Minn.

Anaheim Ducks (32-22-4) at Minnesota Wild (30-22-5), 5 pm
Anaheim Calling and Hockey Wilderness -- otherwise known as "Koivu Nation".

It seems the 9-man logjam on the Anaheim blueline has found some relief.  The Ducks traded Paul Mara to the Montreal Canadiens for a 5th round pick before sending a 6th round pick to Ottawa for Finnish winger Jarkko Ruutu. This is a good thing, it seems -- the Ducks can play twelve forwards in the near future (though not tonight, I think -- work visas or something).

Ruutu is a little unique in that I already have an assigned nickname for him:

Jarjarruutu_medium
Welcome aboard, Jar Jar.

And hell -- whenever I get around to continuing my Star Wars rip-off saga (Episode 4, Episode 5), he'll fit right in.  :)

Prediction: Getzlaf's baby is born with more hair than the father.

Go Ducks.

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hahahaha..i love the cartoon…

be intresting to see how he fits in…please o please..only 6 dmen tonite..pleae for the love of gawd!!!!!!

p.s.
look at the standing…must win…muuuuuuuuuust!!

Spade <3 Brandon Mcmillan
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 18, 2011 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

It might be seven again tonight — not sure when Jar Jar joins the team and I’m not sure when Getzlaf leaves the team for birth support.

But hopefully it’s seven guys who intend on playing defense, not just guys inaptly labeled “defensemen” like in Wednesday’s game.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Chipchurra isn’t hurt, right? I don’t understand why we’re not just using him – I’m sick of the 7 dmen thing.

Prediction: Getzlaf’s baby is born with more hair than the father.

you made such an easy prediction…we know this is going to happen for sure!

by SK eleven on Feb 18, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s hurt, other than in the goal-scoring department.

Seven d-men worked out twice on the road and nearly again at home — I don’t know that it’s been so disastrous that it couldn’t happen again. But they all need to play better than they did last game.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i disagree with this too…we did win..but the oiler game didnt count cuz it was the oilers…the flame game it almost cost us the game..as dmen were running into each other…were out of position numerous times…and it finally cost u in the caps game..althought the forwards and goaltending were as much to blame..i really think they need to go 6 and let chupacabra or sutton play wing on the 4th line

Spade <3 Brandon Mcmillan
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 18, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

must win? not sure if the Ducks got your memo :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Feb 18, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The douche level just went up higher in Anaheim.

He should be in the line up tonight. I’m guessing on the third line with Lapp and McMuff. Hopefully get takes Sexton’s spot because that kid needs to go.

As long as the other finns keep this idiot in check we should be ok. He seems like he’s cleaned up his act somewhat.

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

He should be in the line up tonight.

I haven’t heard any affirmative, but I’ve been off the internet grid for most of the last two days — I only heard about Jar Jar while getting on my plane home from Vegas.

We shall see — might not be a bad winger for Marchant/Parros either.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

nah…via Ducks twitter, he’s officially NOT available tonight.

by SK eleven on Feb 18, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, my bad. I wasn’t quoting anyone. Just figured why not? lol

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL, why not works for me too :)

by SK eleven on Feb 18, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

=) I always forget about the work visa for the players coming from Canada.

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

why they can’t create some work visa thingy that works in both countries for athletes? or why can’t people go free from canada to usa and vica virse… would be much more handy

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou

by sleza on Feb 18, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t agree on sexton…sexton has been the one creating for mcmuffin…they seem to work well togther…start jar jar on the 4th line..see if he can get that line providing energy..use jar jar as a depth forward in case anyone goes down

Spade <3 Brandon Mcmillan
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 18, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I am totally over Sexton. He did really well last year for a few months, but this year he just looks lost on the ice. He is not passing the puck well and doing a poor job getting it out of the zone.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 18, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

crazy.

To start today, every team in the Pacific is now in a playoff spot in the West. 3, 5-6-7-8, with 3 points separating the 5, and game in hand for the trailing teams (Stars, Ducks, Kings).

by Carl G on Feb 18, 2011 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

you named my favourite nutcase to jar jar? :(

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou

by sleza on Feb 18, 2011 11:56 AM PST reply actions  

Oh, don’t take that too seriously — it’s still a better nickname than Douchey, Registered Sex Offender, or Hitler.

Compared to them, Jar Jar’s an adorable nickname.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

good point… jar jar it is!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou

by sleza on Feb 18, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably even better than the “Tutu” that I’d probably call his brother.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

that's alfie's name...


but then again, tuomo is less loony so whatever :P

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou

by sleza on Feb 18, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Great cartoon, Sleek

Also:

the 9-man logjam on the Anaheim blueline has found some relief.
Sounds like a film request to me:

Lighthouse Hockey: Send us your cold, your poor, your healthy goalies.

by Dominik on Feb 18, 2011 2:35 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women!

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 18, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHA Best cartoon of the month

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 18, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

It’s been a bit of a thin month what with all the Vegas travel and all, but yeah — I really like how today’s toon turned out. It’s immediately become my iPhone wallpaper.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I was at the last game, and my opinion is that it was one of the worse games we have played since I have been going. But I did like that knuckleball goal that Lubo (I think it was him) did.

I did not like all the turnovers. I notice Getzy has regressed to mean.

I just hope we don’t try continue the trend and to look worse this game than last.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 18, 2011 3:12 PM PST reply actions  

I agree with pretty much all of this. Getz had some good shifts and bad shifts, though — it’s wider spread than just him.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey last game it was everyone. I was looking at the stats and we had 9 giveaways by 8 different players. That is the official stat however they determine that, I noticed many more than that.

But I did notice that the Caps are like fish the way they just flop onto the ice whenever a duckie was around them. So it should be better tonite since the Wild are better at staying on their feet.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 18, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow now the Leafs have two first round picks? WTF lol

by camfowlerisaboss on Feb 18, 2011 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t think they had two — aren’t they just getting one back from Boston to make up for the one they pissed away on the Phil Kessel deal?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t they get a 1st for versteeg?

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be — I don’t know. (looks it up) Yup.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

…and the one they’re getting from Boston is Boston’s pick not T.O’s old pick.

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This was issued a while ago today, but I didn’t see it until now:

Francois Beauchemin will switch to uniform number 23, while Jarkko Ruutu will wear 37.

So already my cartoon is messed up. :)

Also found via twitter, this article on the Ducks’ moves is pretty good.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Everybody but me gets their wish — Chipchura in, Lilja out.

4 D FOWLER, CAM
5 D SBISA, LUCA
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
14 C LAPIERRE, MAXIM
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
22 C MARCHANT, TODD
23 D BEAUCHEMIN, FRANCOIS
25 D SUTTON, ANDY
28 C CHIPCHURA, KYLE
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
33 L BLAKE, JASON
42 R SEXTON, DAN
64 C MCMILLAN, BRANDON
30 G PIELMEIER, TIMO
31 G MCELHINNEY, CURTIS

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Sutton didn’t get suspended? The fuck is the league doing? How dare we catch a break…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The league must have decided was the bigger punishment would be not to suspend him. He’s probably mandatorily dressed.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Power play! Nice work, Sex Offender.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Excellent power play shot, PARROS?! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Wait, what? Sexton and Parros out on the PP?

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s had Marchant and sutton out there before…So anything is possible.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s different. That was towards the end of the game and we had a decent lead.

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

And it was 100% effective. I demand that powerplay back!

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Douchey!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

Damn — wrong Koivu.

Feels a bit familiar.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, is he injured? That could help the playoff race.

Nice stop, McE.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Mikko is injured? No!!!

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Not confirmed, but he left to the locker room after taking a puck off the hand off the stick of Andy Sutton.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Huzzah! Sutton already killed someone(’s hand.)

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit — really?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah really.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Shorthanded breakaway and goal for minn.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww! The vampire scores!

by Scottyknow on Feb 18, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks win a faceoff on a 4-second 5-on-3 and give Matt Cullen a breakaway out of the box.

Power play is a weakness tonight, which is a shame — we’re getting calls.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Ducks

Handling the puck will not give you AIDS.

Really. I promise.

Your pal,

Robby

by PhantomPretender on Feb 18, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions  

I’m starting to hate all Nick Backstroms — c’mon, Ducks.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

Well, that’s lame. Let’s make a resolution to play one period without any ridiculous odd-man rushes this season.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck this — game over.

Way to pretend, Ducks.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Even so, breakaway goal, 4-on-2, lose a guy in front of the net, wasted power plays — everybody’s losing this game.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Last breakaway should have never been

given the missed calls on penalties to Perry and Ryan. And Mac hasn’t done a goddamn thing on any of those shots.

Sorry, this game should still be 2-1. No call led to the third goal and Curtis looking timid as hell gets the fourth.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 18, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least we can agree Ducks haven’t done much to earn a second goal. And not because they’re sacrificing for a focus on defense.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree on that

Trust me, I’m not pleased with the turnovers. But your goalie has to give you a chance.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 18, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell Hiller to un-concuss himself and we’ll be set.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

McE’s a problem, but he’s not really the big one, I’d say. Ducks are playing out of the “How not to play the Caps” playbook and “How not to play the Wild” playbook.

I don’t know that Hiller would have a remarkably different record than McE over the last half dozen games or so — Ducks win or lose games based largely on their play in front of the goalie.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller is remarkably better one-on-one

Mac stands there like a deer in the headlights. And what, four or five of the goals over the last two games have been breakaways. Jonas may not have gotten them all, but I doubt he’d be getting abused like this.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 18, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No. We’d more than likely be losing this game either way though.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

McE’s a problem

How much longer before you guys give Ray Emery the call up?

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 18, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s played a whole 1 AHL game. My guess would be its a while before he’s nhl ready.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 18, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Fowler’s a -2 again. Maybe he needs a night off.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 18, 2011 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

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