BoC Gameday -- Aquatic Skirmish
San Jose Sharks (26-19-6) at Anaheim Ducks (28-20-4), 7 pm
Fear The Fin and Anaheim Calling -- in honor of the many groundhogs who died in service to this country.
Well, the All-Star Break is over, and for Anaheim at least it starts with a good ol' BoC battle. The Sharks, of course, rallied strong against Phoenix yesterday -- tonight is their second game back.
This is a pretty tough test between two streaking teams -- since their losing streak and the invention of Deadwood karma, the Sharks are 5-0-1 in their last six. The Ducks inexplicably are 10-3-0 since the game that Getzlaf got knocked out of -- fortunately, he's still out two more games, so the Ducks can hopefully continue whatever they're doing without him, and if they do end up needing him, his return isn't far away.
And wouldn't you know it -- tonight your blog buddies are going to be at the game, sitting in the Row B seats -- I'll be wearing the lucky green shirt as usual, and it's going to be Megalodon, Spade-in-Victorhell, and Tu Madre, too -- I have no idea what's going to happen! It's great! If you're going to the game and want to stop by and say hi, we'll be at Danny K's around 6:15, and then we'll wander over at about gametime. Should be a riot (hopefully not literally).
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Megalodon sent me his contribution towards this post, too -- it seems he shockingly put in more effort than I did.
Instead of drawing a picture I thought it would be fun to include this picture of a shark-house I made in the PC game Minecraft. Some people might think it's awesome, or something. You can just put it at the end of the post along with my prediction:
Megalodon's Prediction: The Sharks win 3-1, with an awesome goal by Pavelski, a sweet goal by Thornton, and a fluke goal by Wellwood.

(deep breath) NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS!!!
I mean, hahaha, that's awesome.
Actual Prediction: Sharks suffer a "tough floss" tonight on an awesome goal by Perry, a sweet goal by Perry, and a fluke goal by Perry. Spade and Sleek get slaughtered in fooseball, too.
Go BoC.
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Go Sharks! Start Stalock!
I’m giving Spade fair warning that I will be carrying pepper spray with me tonight.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
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U should bring a recorder and or pad and paper so u can record all my awesome-ness…but please no camera’s…in case in pass out again…(although even that i do awesome)
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
Too bad your awesomeness doesn't rub off on your English.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 2, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
your right..only so much awesome to distribute….i couldnt hit all areas
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:12 AM PST up reply actions
i might be there earlier too..hard to gauge time cuz im coming form victorhell…but no later than 6:15 cuz i want to kick some tu madre ass at fooseball
p.s. the in games reapers wrath is just about done…were still ahead a game or two..so now we really gotta keep pace and win this game tonite..esepcially being 1 of 2 home games out of the next 8….come on sharks be tired!!!
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 10:21 AM PST reply actions
Let me know — my day is largely free. Have to run a few errands, but mostly at my leisure.
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ill shoot u a txt let u know…all depends on fwys and how long it takes to wax my pubes…ya know..im leaving early from work to make sure i get there on time..i cant wait for a big mug of george killians on tap..yum yum
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Spade / Earl – not sure if you two remember what my niece looks like, but she’ll be there too with a friend – include her huh?
Spade, can I send her your number so she can find you guys? I included this description so she can find you guys – Spade crazy hispanic, Earl, half white half asian tall dude. … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
sure give it to her..just make sure she’s got her rabies shots…in case i get “mad dawg” again
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I could be at Danny K’s by 5. What’s the plan?
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Doesn’t anyone in the world have to go to work anymore?
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
not on game day baby..ill be off at 2:30
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
Off at 2.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 2, 2011 1:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
brass monkey!!..that funky monkey…(horn sound)
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
im not sure what time…i estimate 6…im not sure if i want to get there early though…i want to make it to the game lol
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
Where is the deadwood clip?? Is Earl trying to sabatoge the game?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I haven’t watched any of it, and Meg sent me nothing. But I’m not afraid if you want to link to something.
Dead Baldy > Deadwood.
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thats right..the power of non-baldy lineup trumps all!!!
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
I stopped with the Deadwood after the Sharks lost to the Kings.
It is very tempting, though, now that we’ve got Al “Swearengen” Stalock as a factor.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
hey how crazy this applies right now?
This is a pretty tough test between two streaking teams

The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 10:44 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Haha, Spade is the global fusion of cartoons. Yeah, that is weirdly reapplicable.
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i could have photoshopped that right leg a little better lol….im so sad i dont have my douche jersey for today..i cant find my fuckin beanie…i wont have any ducks..anything on me..maybe ill just get plastered again..and just waddle like a duck and quack at any passing sharks fans
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
can someone explain why the duck has an afro?
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Nothing says "Be Mine" like a pounding heart beneath the floorboards.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 2, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions
If I remember correctly the duck is supposed to look like Will Ferrell from “Old School.”
Stalock's locks stay locked.
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yea im still shocked no one got that..i thought it was a popular film and a popular scene from that movie….i mean wtf

The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions
If that’s the case it makes sense
But my logic was that because hair cuts against water resistance, why would an aquatic mammal have chest hair and an afro?
In Lou We Trust/Twitter
Nothing says "Be Mine" like a pounding heart beneath the floorboards.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 2, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Bailey and Sharkie would like to give Hiller a hand
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Feb 2, 2011 11:27 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Yeah I don’t really get what they are trying to do, but it’s creepy
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Pink represents breast cancer, I think, and the inflatable hands represent the hands that feel for breast cancer?
Just a theory.
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Do you think more or less women would get mammograms if the nurses and doctors were all dressed like sports mascots?
Serious question.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
im not sure anyone would want a feel up from the yeti from colorado
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions

the yeti: all right exam time….wooo sorry if my hands are cold..hmmm i wonder where i could warm them up
woman: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
that would rock yes
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
Problem with that is, last night the Sharks remebered they have to score in order to win, the Ducks have no chance
by sharkblood99 on Feb 2, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
problem is meg will be in attendance and the sharks don’t like scoring for him soooo
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha, maybe he should wear a Ducks jersey for the game then, with a complimentary barf bag, at least until the third…
i would never pull a pj48 and photograph a blogger…but i would have to make an exception if he did that
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
I had season tickets for the Sharks for two seasons, and they scored plenty then. Plus I’ve seen the Sharks beat the Ducks in the Honda Center before too. Last game was a terrible, terrible anomaly.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
I’ll never get used to that nickname.
By the way, one of my friend’s hot female coworkers is, erm, “friends” with Cooch. I wonder if he calls her Cooch too.
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I wonder if he gets her coo….
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, one of my friend’s hot female coworkers is, erm, "friends" with Cooch. I wonder if he calls her Cooch too
-Him and her got it on. Wooo-eee!
-No, they didn’t.
-No, no, no they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, right…?
by RudyKelly on Feb 2, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
your gonna end up livin’ in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 2, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
thats awesome
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:13 AM PST up reply actions
Coochie Coochie Coo… haha!
Why do I feel like I transform from a 25 year old professional woman to a 12 year old boy when I get to this blog? LOL!
I’m 44 – how do you think I feel?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
This ancient body still knows how to have plenty of fun :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
i totally would i love angy
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:14 AM PST up reply actions
I'm 21 your all old to me.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 2, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions
What?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 2, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
They were making fun of YOUR awesome English
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Feb 2, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha…..welcome to the club diamondback…the club fee is a case of michelob ultras
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:15 AM PST up reply actions
Instead of drawing a picture I thought it would be fun to include this picture of a shark-house I made in the PC game Minecraft.
I’ve never played that, but does the entire game take place at night? You can hardly see it. And can you make a Patrick Marleau avatar with his Team Canada photo?
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The game has a day-night cycle, I just took that picture at night to show off the red-torch eyes that I had just finished.
Here’s a daytime perspective:

And I’m sure somebody could make a respectable Patrick Marleau in Minecraft, but that’s beyond my abilities. The Shark-House was pretty daunting.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
I should make a Mass Effect character that looks like Patty and upload. “Eyebrow Size = Maximum”
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by Mike Chen on Feb 2, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
That is an awesome house!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Feb 2, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
Any comment from Ducks fans on The OC Register’s story about the Ducks’ attendance woes Puck Daddy linked to?
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
as long as it doesnt drop enough that they get relocated im good…more elbow room
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve got to say that when I go to Sharks games at the Honda Center I’m pretty surprised at how many Sharks jerseys I see. Not just last game with the Shark Bus section, but every time I go there for Sharks games there seem to be a good number of Sharks fans. Is this normal for the Ducks or does this only happen when they play the Sharks (and probably the Kings)?
In my experience in San Jose seeing an opposing jersey was rare unless the Sharks were playing the stupid Red Wings.
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
I think it’s fairly common, especially for BoC opponents plus Detroit. Chicago and some east coast teams, too. Suckers root for the other team but pay our salaries — thanks, guys! :)
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I’ve got to say that when I go to Sharks games at the Honda Center I’m pretty surprised at how many Sharks jerseys I see.
If I lived in Northern California I’d take any excuse to come to Southern California too.
by RudyKelly on Feb 2, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
One of the only virtues of living up here is proximity to SoCal.
And hearing Sharks fans throwing themselves on the floor because their team isn’t winning 75% of their games.
by GordonBombay on Feb 2, 2011 7:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
My dad always says that the perfect attendance for a game is about 80% — you can walk around at intermission, lines to pee aren’t that long, etc.
The downside to this is that there are less hot bandwagon chicks to oogle and, of course, the team is probably losing.
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The downside to this is that there are less hot bandwagon chicks to oogle
I think that hot bandwagon chicks are not a problem at The Ponda. Detroit is to cars as Orange County is to hot chicks who are oblivious to hockey. That’s science.
by GordonBombay on Feb 2, 2011 5:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
All of you at the Honda Center tonight? Oh heavens… well, at least Meg will be leaving a happy camper. Can’t help the rest of y’all have crappy taste in hockey teams. :)
Have a great time guys. GO SHARKS!!!!! Crossing fingers for a Stalock start but thinking TMac doesn’t agree.
well, at least Meg will be leaving a happy camper.
yea i heard hes giddy to buy a wild wings kids pack…hell love the arm bands
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
I think Meg has to show up in Sharks Guardian gear and Spade has to show up in Ducks Guardian gear. Sleek gets to keep the green shirt because its legendary in its own right.
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Meg WILL use the phrase, “Your friendly neighborhood Sharkman!” numerous times. He will be referring to himself every single time.
There is no computer problem that cannot be solved by me and my horde of telepathically controlled ravenous sharks! Huzzah!
Stalock's locks stay locked.
Battle of California
hell love the arm bands
I just realized that there are several different ways to interpret this phrase depending on your knowledge of Spade grammar.
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I’m here.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 2, 2011 5:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions
1. I really have to plan my biz travel so that I’m not flying up to NorCal on a game night.
2. Sleek, you’re an MF. What happened to the cartoon idea? I can only assume you’re waiting for tomorrow and hoping for a Ducks win.
3. What’s the deal with the Sharks showing up for the third period?
by GordonBombay on Feb 2, 2011 5:40 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Minecraft!
I love that game and kudos on the shark house Meg! I think i need to try my hand and creating something similar.
Go Sharks!
who the hell said the game could start at 7pm … again? fuck … who scored? … and YAY!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Heater scored 14 seconds in.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
GOAL!!!!
least I was here for the second one :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
That’s not very nice to say to a classy lady.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I knew you would comment :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I have been taking cough syrup all day.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
oh I need some of that … I think I may have bronchitis again
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
The stuff I’m using is prescribed. It’s some good shit.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
I usually get something like that … but just haven’t made a doc appt yet
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Sniper!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
GOAL!!!!
holy cow! and let’s not have a reverse of last night :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Adios Hiller
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
How's the morale been in Anaheim these days?
I hear the Big West Conference will be having its basketball tournament there in the Honda Center. That should be exciting.
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I liked that first period a lot.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
This cracked me up over at FTF

"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
by 49er16 on Feb 2, 2011 7:59 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
well damn :(
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
GOAL!!!!
back to a 3 goal lead :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Clowe!
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
"Who likes foreplay without the orgasm?"- DaMarques Johnson
2010 World Series Champions San Francisco Giants
Checking in from the game. 1st period was definitely better than the 2nd for the Sharks.
Go Sharks! Predicting a Setoguchi or Wellwood goal in the third.
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by Megalodon on Feb 2, 2011 8:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions
we just need to keep ahead … have a strong 3rd to finish this … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I think the Sharks missed the understanding of a “strong 3rd” … ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
okay … just in case … here is some deadwood magic
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Sharks lose many many battles, but win the war.
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by Megalodon on Feb 2, 2011 9:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Eh? isn’t winning the war gaining the Stanley Cup? You can’t win enough battles to make the finals man…
I rec’d that shit.
that’s the best you can come up with? the Cup card? :)
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Sure. It still works. and just because you hear it all the time doesn’t mean I’m all worn out from it..
Besides what other cards are there?
I rec’d that shit.
UGH!
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
If you want stop hearing it go win the cup. Though that implies actually making the finals….:P
I rec’d that shit.
you suck
/said with much love … :)
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Holy fuck did you see this on five for howling?

I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Feb 2, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Out of curiosity...
If the Ducks are so great… why does nobody go to the games?
They’ve lost 5000 season ticket holders since their win. At this rate the Coyotes will have better attendance than they do. You’re 26th in the league in attendance. More people go watch the Kings that have been around 40 years and haven’t won shit.
I’m sure that Cup win banner will look great in whatever city the Ducks get shipped to in the next decade.
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I still feel bad for people that attended the Sharks home games to open our playoff series…Poor Sharks fans..
I rec’d that shit.
I’d feel bad for fans that attend Ducks playoff games lately… You know if they made the playoffs.
Of course, even when they did, more people would go to the early season Angels games across the street than want to watch playoff hockey around here.
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If the Ducks are so great… why does nobody go to the games?
Long answer: the Ducks sold off Chris Pronger and lost Scott Niedermayer and most of the people who signed up during the Cup run bailed. That’s why the Ducks have been pushing a lot into grassroots stuff (funding rinks, outreach, etc.), to build up that fanbase that will come no matter what. The Kings have a 40-year head start and the Sharks have no competition in the immediate area.
Short answer: Who the fuck cares?
by RudyKelly on Feb 3, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Short answer: Who the fuck cares?
i wish i could rec that a million times
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
Yah, I really doubt we’re going to move anywhere. The Samuelis have very deep pockets and will make sure we stick around. Plus, Bettman doesn’t like giving up on non-hockey market franchises. So, as long as I can get tickets and parking for a decent rate..I don’t really care if anyone else is attending.
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Quick report postgame:
- Meg is cooler than I thought — fuck, I’m the lamest blogger here.
- Yeah, the Ducks lost the game, but we showed up late to the game — from when we showed up it was a 2-2 tilt.
- Props to Tu Madre for the Brass Monkey walk-over drinks. Best walk ever.
- My predictions both sucked. Ducks suffered the tough floss, and Sleek and Spade owned the fooseball table. :)
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Sleek and Spade owned the fooseball table
slops. Also, Meg sucks at foosball.
Great night. Thanks Earl.
Meg is Fry.
Spade is drunk.
SK is a die hard
Amber and Rebecca run.
Tu Madre didnt get the puck.
Everyone was great.
A win woulda been nice, but fuck it. I was sitting row B!
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
Tu Madre didnt get the puck.
thats right..the puck landed right in tu madres ass..and some lady bitch behind totally grabbed it….dooooh..tu madre shouldnt have went home with a puck….
Amber and Rebecca run.
super cool..although i think we scared them
Meg is Fry.
he would play him in a movie no doubt
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:24 AM PST up reply actions
yea it was 2-0 before we even got into the stadium…kinda glad we missed that…busy with the brass monkeys
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:35 AM PST up reply actions
Meg is cooler than I thought — fuck, I’m the lamest blogger here.
no i was ready to throw meg over the glass after the game..
Props to Tu Madre for the Brass Monkey walk-over drinks. Best walk ever.
that was one of the many highlights of the nite no doubt…I drink brass monkey and i rock well..i got a castle in victorville were i dwell!! braaasss monkey..it was pretty yummy!
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My predictions both sucked. Ducks suffered the tough floss, and Sleek and Spade owned the fooseball table. :)
it was pretty much all earl..i just play defense..unlike the ducks
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:21 AM PST up reply actions
no i was ready to throw meg over the glass after the game
why would you do that? :)
GO SHARKS!
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
cuz hes too nice…and hes a sharks fan…two things i hate lol!
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:33 AM PST up reply actions
HEY!!! I’m nice and a Sharks fan … :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
u werent available to be thrown over lol!
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:35 AM PST up reply actions
so with last night’s win, according to NHL standings, we jump over the Ducks & Coyotes in the standings and are now at #5 in the West … woohoo!
/yes there is still so much time and not many points separating, but I’m still celebrating the little victories
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
i knew it was gonna be a long shot to win the game….the sharks got a chewing out by the hedgehog the game before becuase they started off sloppy against the yotes..so you knew the sharks were gonna come out guns blazing…and they did..and you knew the ducks would be rusty and they were..i was hoping to weather the storm and come back later…almost happened…the 4th goal was the killer…after playing so many games were gonna have a lot of time between games..its gonna suck…i had a blast last nite though
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 6:32 AM PST up reply actions

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