BoC Consensus Day: We Hate Dallas
by Megalodon on Feb 3, 2011 6:51 AM PST
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I think we can all agree on the proposition "Fuck Dallas," right? Seriously, those shitheads don't deserve to win the Pacific. Somebody has to stop them.
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Fuck Dallas
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
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by Evilducks on Feb 3, 2011 7:02 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Fuck Texas.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 3, 2011 7:11 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 3 recs
fuck “don’t mess with texas” bumper stickers
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 7:32 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
And hell — fuck you, too, Ft. Worth.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 3, 2011 7:26 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Fuck you, Austin, for thinking you’re different than the rest of Texas.
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by Megalodon on Feb 3, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Can we cut and paste Austin and put it somewhere in California? We can trade them Fresno.
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What about San Antonio? I do sorta like it there.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I’d give up Barstow for San Antonio…
"If you can accept losing, you can't win." ~Vince Lombardi
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by ZeroIndulgence on Feb 3, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn’t it be easier to just list the good qualities of Bakersfield? Enumerating the things that suck about that place could go on all day.
I’ll start. You’re close to the Kern River. That’s it.
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by ievans on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve been to Bakersfield once in my life and I can easily say that it’s the worst place I’ve ever been to. Worse than Turlock. Worse than Moline, Illinois. Worse than even the Air Canada Centre.
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The only thing worse than being in Bakersfield is being LOST in Bakersfield, which happened to me once. It was soul crushing.
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finally caved in, as @shampeon on the Twitternet
A wise man once said:
Texas is a filthy country.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Feb 3, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck Dallas, Fuck San Jose, Fuck Phoenix, and most of all, Fuck Anaheim
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Feb 3, 2011 7:19 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
FUCK ALL U FUCKING FUCKS
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
but yea…fuck dallas..your no where near the pacific…get the fuck out of our division
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 7:32 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Fuck Dallas!
And I vote that it’s the Sharks that stop them. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
how bout Syphilis…i vote for Syphilis to stop them
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-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Either one works…
"If you can accept losing, you can't win." ~Vince Lombardi
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by ZeroIndulgence on Feb 3, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions
I’d rather that the Stars collectively fuck a duck wherein they both contract DUCK VIRUS ENTERITIS (DVE) or duck plague which is an acute contagious infection of ducks, geese and swans caused by a herpes virus.
by soccersucks on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
And then sign Richards in the offseason!
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by Nut on Feb 3, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
When the Kings get the #6 seed
hahahahaha
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-Mike Tomlin-
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
We’re 2 points behind you and have a game in hand, mon frere
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by Nut on Feb 3, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions
yea should be an exciting end to the season for all boc teams…we play u guys 4 more times…cant wait
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck Marc Crawford and his wannabe Jimmie Johnson hairdo
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
crawford looks like a creepy uncle (not blood) i got that is super christain..and brings his guitar to family functions…doesnt let his children watch tv..yet oogles ladies like my mom…hes super creepster…
oh gawd…crawford u look like him
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 9:01 AM PST up reply actions
Your mom oogles ladies? That’s hot
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 3, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
im kinda lost myself..but hey..enjoy yourselves
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
Spade not understanding is the funniest part.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
Agree 100%
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by Nut on Feb 3, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, that beats what I had
I’ve always called Terry Murray the Kings’ Dad because his job is basically to raise a young team. By comparison, I called Crawford the crazy, dysfunctional sort of Dad, who’s always screaming and pulling off his belt so he could whup you with it.
But that’s an even creepier image….
"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim
FUCK DALLAS!!!
Wouldnt it make more sense if Vancouver was in the Pacific anyway.
by sharkblood99 on Feb 3, 2011 9:36 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Fuck Dallas!
No, seriously, fuck those mother fuckers. Fuck them in their stupid asses. Hate those jackholes. Someone needs to overtake them (preferably the Sharks, but if the Sharks decide to go back to sucking, anyone besides Dallas needs to win this division).
"If you can accept losing, you can't win." ~Vince Lombardi
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Fuck them in their stupid asses.
Sleek, that sounds like a new cartoon right there.
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by Mike Chen on Feb 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
GO KINGS!
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 3 recs
if there were a gulf division, they might belong in it. or a places that resemble hell division.
get the fuck out of the pacific, dallas. no one likes you. i hope a meteor shower destroys your city.
in conclusion, fuck you.
by CapnBlinky on Feb 3, 2011 3:31 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
i agree with meg ….well done
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
When LBJ (Lyndon B. Johnson)died and went to heaven he refused to go through the pearly gates until the boss came out and answered a question…. The boss comes out. LBJ says: "I want to know one thing, and I want to know it right now. Why wasn’t Jesus Christ born a Texan? The world would have been a much better place if Jesus Christ had been a Texan. God said (try this with a yiddish accent): "Lyndon, Lyndon, Lyndon. What can I tell you? Texas was our first choice. But we couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin!
by Scottyknow on Feb 3, 2011 4:00 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
“Go Bruins” expired at the conclusion of their game today. Now Boston sucks and the Bruins suck and should lose all the time.
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by Megalodon on Feb 3, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think the Stars must have felt our hate and were defeated by it :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Fuck Dallas.
This isn’t even just a California thing, just ask Minnesota!
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.
by SharksFanEst.1994 on Feb 3, 2011 9:29 PM PST reply actions
this whole fuck dallas thing worked out so well, I think we need to fuck someone else tomorrow … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I think we need to fuck someone else tomorrow
Any volunteers?
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i dounno im feeling kinda frisky myself
The team that executes better has a better chance to win. So, we're going to sharpen our sword for battle with that in mind, and do it with an eye toward executing at a high level."
-Mike Tomlin-
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 4, 2011 6:42 AM PST up reply actions
I’m down. Some “strange” sounds good.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Feb 4, 2011 7:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
We HateDallasTexas
Seriously, fuck Texas…
Incomplete, idiot.
by angelofdeath on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Screw Dallas! Their Cup doesn’t even count anyway.
by BuckyHermit on Feb 4, 2011 12:24 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Don’t know if you guys remember this, but the Sharks had a pre-game video a long time ago where SJ Sharkie broke into the “NHL Archives” to find the official record book. It listed the Stars Stanley Cup with an asterisk next to it for foot in the crease. Needless to say, that went over really well with the SJ crowd.
But Dallas got pissed off about that and the Sharks had to issue an official apology to make nice nice.
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foot in the crease
It’s still true. People can say that it was a stupid rule and that everybody should just get over it, but it’s true: all season long that exact situation was being called a no-goal.
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by Megalodon on Feb 4, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The official explanation was something about how Hull kicked the puck to himself and thus had possession of it while his foot was in the crease, making the whole thing legal. I don’t know enough specifics as to whether or not that’s true or just a bullshit explanation to save face.
But the true evil of that Cup win was Ed Belfour. Otherwise, I’ve always liked Mike Modano and Joe Nieuwendyk.
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bullshit explanation to save face.
This, a thousand times.
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You wish. He’d have to buy me a drink first!
by BuckyHermit on Feb 4, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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