this dog is a duck

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 1:17 PM PST

I was in whittier* this past sunday to watch a certain game which we will not speak of. I was driving around and stopped at a built up shop in front of a liquor store selling merchandise for a particular sunday game. I decided to buy a cheap cap celebrating this game for $10. A cute young lady (she had tats..i melt for girls with tats)..was holding an ugly dawg and told me if I knew anyone who wanted a dawg. I didn't but I was mezmorized by this young lady..(got a boner)...and then thought if I ever really want to become rudy I have to get a Lobotomy and ~~fuck~~ get a dawg. So I got this dawg and named her "pola"* after a superbowl losing free safety I happened to know.

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yea Pola* I feel the same way after a certain game

so pola* and me watched the ~~super bowl~~ some game with a room full of hispanics and i made these appetizers

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jalepenos cut with cream cheese wrapped in bacon

so after watching the game me and pola* were pretty pissed off...her more than me...and I let her loose..gave options on what she wanted to terrorize and guess what she chose?

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take that....and that...arrrrrrrrggg

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pew pew pew....arggg....rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

yea this dog is a true duck....even if shes an ugly dog...go ducks!!

*updated to corrected name

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hahahahahaha

welcome to the family Pala.

Fuck the Shings! (sharks and kings)

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Feb 7, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

hahahaha shings i love it!! lol

ya if it wasnt against the law i might brand pala with the letters boc lol….she just got her shots today…shes pooped

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions

Stalock's locks stay locked.
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by Megalodon on Feb 7, 2011 11:30 AM PST reply actions 3 recs

im not gonna lie thats awesome

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions

this past sunday to watch a certain game which we will not speak of

Not only did I not watch it, but this is really my first clue as to who won. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 7, 2011 11:32 AM PST reply actions

i was gonna front page this..anyway to get it under megs post?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions

Don’t sweat it — it can sit up top.

Oh look — the Ducks signed Ray Emery. Sorry, German.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 7, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions

In other news, Al Stalock is out for the season, and the Sharks have no one to back up Niemi.

Stalock's locks stay locked.
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by Megalodon on Feb 7, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions

What you mean you have no trust in Carter Hutton who is supposed to be back?! LOL!

WTC just said Niitty had a full practice today but they are stopping short of saying he’ll be back tomorrow.

by winthecupsj on Feb 7, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions

You should definitely pick up Ray Emery.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions

Is Nabokov busy?

Dustin Brown is a hayseed idiot.
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by Megalodon on Feb 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions

Yes he’s busy hanging up on Garth Snow every other day. ;)

by winthecupsj on Feb 7, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

excellent

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions

not funny :(

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Feb 7, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions

Yeah I’m not joking. Depending on how Nitty’s repeated groin injuries play out, Nabokov would be a nice addition, though it’s completely not feasible now for a thousand reasons.

Dustin Brown is a hayseed idiot.
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by Megalodon on Feb 7, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions

Maggsimus Lion Tamer (AKA Maggie The Bold) would fuck that bitch up.

Aroo!!!

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by RudyKelly on Feb 7, 2011 11:57 AM PST reply actions

pala is like lex luthor and will outwit maggies brute strength

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions

not to mention..pala will blackmail your dawg if she threatens any bodily harm..shes got this

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions

Maggie’s got nothing to be worried about, if Pala’s anything like her namesake she won’t even show up for the big game.

(Shouldn’t it be “Pola?”)

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 7, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions

yea your the 2nd person who said pola…ok fine pola

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions

Awwwww...

I love dogs! All of them are adorable. As for Pala, she’s the cutest little thing but why would you teach your pup such crude and vile things? Have you tried feeding her Duck? $10 says she devours it. ;)

I tried putting my dog in a Sharks jersey once and he just froze and wouldn’t move until I took it off. Better than the Jets jersey the DH put on him, he started biting it and ripped a hole on it. Hahahahaha!

GO SHARKS!!!!!

by winthecupsj on Feb 7, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions

Fear the almighty Lobster Dog!

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Nothing says "Be Mine" like a pounding heart beneath the floorboards.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 7, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

if it wasnt for the googily eyes..he would be terrifying

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions

Go Packers Go

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 7, 2011 1:11 PM PST reply actions

i hope that dawg has worms

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions

Speaking of worms, your stuffed jalapeno appetizer picture makes it look like you were serving raw, uncooked bacon to your guests yesterday. Good lord, man! Have they no sanitary standards out in Victorville?

Wait a minute, don’t answer that…

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 7, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions

haha…naw man…they were cooked well…and were a hit in the party in whittier as i mentioned…

serisously though they were deliciuos

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions

I second this motion (I’m a Vikings fan, I hate all things Packers)

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Nothing says "Be Mine" like a pounding heart beneath the floorboards.

by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 7, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions

Pola is not ugly, that’s a cute dog. Glad it found a good home Spade, looks like your digging it.

This cheese head dog is ugly (for reference)

by Mike in OC on Feb 7, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions

ehh..im not falling for that face

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions

D'AWWWWWWWW

by DoughlarBear on Feb 7, 2011 7:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions

THAT DOG IS SO CUTE. omg

by DoughlarBear on Feb 7, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions

A cute young lady (she had tats..i melt for girls with tats)

Another classic misspelling by Spade.

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by RudyKelly on Feb 7, 2011 3:06 PM PST reply actions 7 recs

hehe

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions

A cute young lad

There I fixed it.

Dustin Brown is a hayseed idiot.
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by Megalodon on Feb 7, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs

(she had tots..i melt for girls with tots)

what man doesn’t love tator-tots.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Feb 8, 2011 3:26 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

underratted for sure…a little trick..mix tater tots and chorizo….ohhhhh so yummy

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2011 4:59 AM PST up reply actions

That dog is way too cute to be a Duck!

Way to go Spade, it’s always nice to see a homeless animal get a good home.

Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?

by Lilly on Feb 7, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions

As a Sharks fan, I will be contrarian

and say the Ducks suck and your ugly dog is actually adorable.

"Reynolds struck out as many times as I did in high school, and I’m not talking about baseball." - Duane Kuiper.
Nate woulda had that.

by MonochromeGarden on Feb 7, 2011 7:37 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

i had to rec that

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2011 4:59 AM PST up reply actions

Woo hoo! Emery cleared waivers, and is AHL-bound. And Voros is on waivers — hooray!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 8, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions

yea some good news today…i feel better about any potiental brent johnson matchups in the future!

Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions

this is all good.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Feb 8, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions

I don’t understand why Emery had to clear waivers. Was he not a FA? Was he not signed to a 2 way deal? WTF?!

by Scottyknow on Feb 10, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions

Now that you mention it, I’m not really sure why either. Maybe because he once played in the KHL?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 10, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions

I actually think it has more to deal with his age and the number of games he’s played. All I think 2 way deals means is that the player has two different salaries – an NHL and a non-NHL salary. I think the whole waiver wire thing works a lot like how free agent status works.

by Wooster11 on Feb 11, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions

Hey earl no negativity needed for Wednesday look whos back!! El capiton Belone!!! ready to take an offensive zone penalty in a ice rink near you!! wooo!!

dude click here!

heres my favorite nugget from that story…courtesy of gorilla head:

We know the level of player. All he’s going to be asked to do is what everybody else has been asked to do and [what] he’s been asked numerous times before. He’s got to be on the puck. Keep his feet moving. He has a habit of standing still trying to make plays and that’s when he’s not effective

lets hope he watched a lot of ducks games and got an idea on what to do

Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2011 10:49 AM PST reply actions

I got a hunch getz centers the top line with bobby and perry..they drop mcmuffin to the 3rd line with max and lupul..and belesky joins parros and marchant…i think gorilla head fears getzlafs head will explode if hes not teamed up with perry…maybe thinking perrys awesomness will rub off…thoughts?

Nothing like waking up to a toosie roll next to your face in the morning...thanx Pola its gonna be thrilling potty training you!
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions