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this dog is a duck

I was in whittier* this past sunday to watch a certain game which we will not speak of. I was driving around and stopped at a built up shop in front of a liquor store selling merchandise for a particular sunday game. I decided to buy a cheap cap celebrating this game for $10. A cute young lady (she had tats..i melt for girls with tats)..was holding an ugly dawg and told me if I knew anyone who wanted a dawg. I didn't but I was mezmorized by this young lady..(got a boner)...and then thought if I ever really want to become rudy I have to get a Lobotomy and fuck get a dawg. So I got this dawg and named her "pola"* after a superbowl losing free safety I happened to know.

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yea Pola* I feel the same way after a certain game

so pola* and me watched the super bowl some game with a room full of hispanics and i made these appetizers

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 jalepenos cut with cream cheese wrapped in bacon

so after watching the game me and pola* were pretty pissed off...her more than me...and I let her loose..gave options on what she wanted to terrorize and guess what she chose?

 

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take that....and that...arrrrrrrrggg

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pew pew pew....arggg....rarrrrrrrrrrrrr

 yea this dog is a true duck....even if shes an ugly dog...go ducks!!

*updated to corrected name

This FanPost was posted by a fan, and it probably sucks and is dumb.

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