Sharks Gameday: (Vaguely) Remembering Nitty
A long long time ago, the Sharks used to have a goalie aside from Antti Niemi on the team. I don't have the strongest memory in the world, but I think his last name started with an "N" or something, and I'm pretty sure he had a lot of vowels in his name. And his nick-name was something like..."Nabby"? Was that it?
I may be getting him confused with someone else. It's been a really long time, and I take a lot of Xanax*.
I seem to remember that he was a good goalie, in that long-ago era now shrouded by the mists of time. He started the season strong before he began to struggle, and his stats ended up just north of "acceptable" (.901 SV% and 2.54 GAA). Then, right in the middle of the season, tragedy struck. The mysterious goalie suffered a devastating and debilitating affliction - a dreaded curse whose name alone is enough to bring grown men to tears: a lower body injury.
Antero Niittymaki! That was his name! It's all coming back to me now.
As Samson's famous hair was to that biblical hero, so Nitty's groin (or whatever) was to him. Without his mighty groin Nitty found himself unable to play at all for weeks on end. He would come close to returning to the ice only to plummet back into the clutches of injury, just like whatever the exact opposite of a phoenix is.
I don't remember anything at all about last night's game against the Blackhawks. I took a bunch of the previously-mentioned Xanax and I washed them down with a big glass of water from the river Lethe, so I'm a total blank. I have a note written here in my handwriting, though, and it says "NITTY SHOULD START VS STARS." Could that possibly be true? Could the enigmatic Niittymaki emerge from the shadows of history to play for the Sharks once again?
And could he possibly be any good?
Prediction: Sharks win 3-0, with goals by Couture, Clowe, and Thornton. Niittymaki recaptures the level of play that he never really captured in the first place all year, and we have ourselves a wonderful goaltending controversy once again.
* = the prescription drug Xanax causes memory loss...I think. I can't really recall.
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And when I say “GO SHARKS” I mean – WIN GOD DAMMIT!
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My parents also told me when I was a kid that a the area on a girl beneath her waist is the “danger zone”.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I found this out once I grew up………
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and I take a lot of Xanax
ok so instead of alcoholic your a pill popper….knew you had some vice…..my first thought was sexual deviant…but your whiteness should have tipped me off to the pills…
And could he possibly be any good?
was he ever good?…I never understood the fluffing of this guy from the beginning
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 6:59 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah he’s no Dan Ellis.
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you never heard me toot his horn…ellis is a band-aid……and it got ripped off on sunday
you made nittymaki sound like some top tier goalie in the begninning of the season…he never did anything in tampa or philly
MEAT CURTAINS!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as he’s healthy, I think he’s good enough with the potential to be better than most people think. He has won big tournaments before and has won twenty games in the NHL twice, so he’s clearly not awful. Injuries really hurt his dependability though.
If we could somehow get 2006 Winter Olympics Nitty or 2005 Calder Cup Nitty for a few games it would be amazing.
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if we could get the 07 squad back that would be amazing also….or even that one year ellis was amazing for nashville..
a little change of subject on the issue of vs. sucking taves dick yesterday…puck daddy joined in on the fellacatio
headline to your right —→
NHL MVP race: Can Toews overcome stats disadvantage for Hart?
taves better get an ice bucket ready for his peter
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Can Toews overcome the fact that he’s not as good or as valuable as several other players to win the MVP?
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by Megalodon on Mar 15, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
for sleza, i vote...
Teemu for Hart!
On the Mike Weber bandwagon (Stupid penalties and all!)
Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.
I’d pick him over Toews if the Ducks make the playoffs.
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I’ll never understand why writers want guys for MVP that are on stacked teams. Toews isn’t even the MVP for the Blackhawks (Sharp and Keith). Kesler has had a great season, but he plays with two guys in the top 10 in scoring. Tim Thomas sucks and has benefitted from one of the best defensive teams in the league. I think they don’t actually watch guys play and just look at their numbers. If I had a vote I would go for Brad Richards. Even (goddamnit) Perry has been more valuable overall to his team than the above mentioned.
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Fuck Dallas.
The way that their fans and lead SB Nation blogger pathetically whined after last Sunday’s game was disgraceful and full of shame. You can see for yourself here.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 15, 2011 8:50 AM PDT reply actions
The game started with the captain of the LA Kings dive team Dustin Brown dramatically acting like he was shot in the leg by a slight Loui Eriksson tap of the stick to draw a power play that was promptly scored on to give the Kings a 1-0 lead.
hahahahaha….teemu is an honorary member..lol…hey embrace your divers…its fun
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions
It was a pretty hilarious dive and Dustin Brown is actually the best diver in hockey so I’m not sure what the problem is.
I endorse any strategy that leads to Dallas losing.
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by Megalodon on Mar 15, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I usually defend Brown because I don’t think he dives as much as he’s accused – dude just falls down a lot – seriously, he trips over his own feet and the blue line. But yeah, that one was pretty bad.
Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?
we have a guy named perry who fits thats description..weakest guy on skates youll ever see..I really think he ever really dives..hes just that clumsy on skates..but hey Im not complaining..it is hilarious to watch though
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Brown’s good at diving because he just keeps skating while falling. He doesn’t throw his head back or throw his arms up in the air, he just… goes down.
the ole head snap back…yea…thats comedy
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought of making a drinking game that included taking a swig for every time Brown falls, then I realized how hazardous that would be to my health. He can probably trip over himself barefoot on a flat, paved surface.
I hope everyone knows I have no intention of facing this sober.
Does this mean Dallas embracing Mike Ribeiro?
I hope everyone knows I have no intention of facing this sober.
wow theres a limit..I can’t see any situation where you could embrace him
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a sense of humor is not a prerequisite to running a site on SBN … hell, not even for commenting. :)
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I want to talk about Pavel Bure
Here’s his take on shootouts from his Puck Daddy interview today (which is great and you should read):
To be honest with you, I see absolutely nothing negative about the shootout.
There are 1-1 or 2-2 games that may be boring but fans will stay on to watch the last minutes, the overtime and the shootout to see who will be the winner. There are a lot of emotions during the shootout, there is a lot of adrenaline with every penalty shot. Some fans get upset, but others get happy after the outcome of each penalty shot. And these emotions are the reasons fans come to games in the first place. Hockey exists for fans, for every sports fan, so that they can come to a game a spill their emotions. And the last five minutes is when emotions are at its highest. Well, maybe someone doesn’t like it.
Look at the world’s most popular sporting evens — World Cup of soccer. And even such an event has a place for penalty shots. No one plays unlimited overtimes to decide a game.
I tell you more, I don’t even like unlimited overtimes in the playoffs because some games finish at 2 a.m. Who would be interested in watching a hockey game from 7 p.m. until 2 a.m.? You see half-empty arenas with only friends and families of players still there, figuratively speaking, with children sleeping. Who needs that?
Hockey is there for a sports fan, and it’s not a survival game, when spectators are there from 7 p.m. until 2 a.m. I am against that. And once again going back to the World Cup of soccer, it is run by people who know what they’re doing since it’s the biggest sporting event in the world, and they have penalty shots. You play extra time, and then you have penalty shots.
I love shootouts, but I find myself disagreeing with the second half of what Bure says here. I think he’s right-on with the emotional aspect, with how exciting they can be, but it seems like he thinks that the unlimited OT that goes on in the playoffs is a bad thing – which is crazy. Unlimited 5 on 5 OT is the best way to settle hockey games, but since it isn’t feasible during the regular season shootouts are an okay solution.
Also, making the argument that “soccer does it and soccer is popular therefore hockey should do it” is pure madness.
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Woah woah woah
You’re telling me that Pavel Bure would rather games were decided with a display of offensive skill than actual hockey? I don’t believe it.
by RudyKelly on Mar 15, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
In his Florida years Bure was basically having his own shootout all the time, just hanging around center ice waiting for a puck to come his way.
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just like whatever the exact opposite of a phoenix is
Believe it’s called a “Winnipeg.”
by RudyKelly on Mar 15, 2011 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Bravo.
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pretty sure the opposite of the phoenix would be the fire.
by meetyourmako on Mar 16, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You know what’s dangerous? You’re obsession with me. Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins, ‘cause you’re in the Danger Zone.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
*your, but I’ll Rec it anyway.
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hahaha
Nice Meg! I picked up one of those mystery pucks last Sat. at the game and it was signed by Nitty, the regulars I sit by were all, ‘whose that guy?’ Stoners, I tell ya!
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by sharkblood99 on Mar 15, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
thats fuckin hilarious
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 15, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Niitty starts
Niitty is the kinda guy who plays great when he gets a few starts in a row. He always looks terrible his first game back, but hopefully he got that out of his system last night. Even early on in the season, he would let up the softest goals ever in the first couples periods of his first start after a break, then usually by the third period he would turn into a brick wall – and if he started the next game after that he would look amazing. Niitty didn’t start playing poorly until they started rotating him with Niemi once Niemi started showing improvement.
So i say let Niitty start a few games and give Niemi some well deserved rest so he can play a few games before the the end of the regular season and be in perfect shape to go on a deep playoff run.
by Khaaz on Mar 15, 2011 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
So i say let Niitty start a few games and give Niemi some well deserved rest so he can play a few games before the the end of the regular season and be in perfect shape to go on a deep playoff run.
I’m fine with this. Let’s do it.
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REST NEMO NOW!
Yes, Yes and Yes! I agree
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by sharkblood99 on Mar 15, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
According to some random Dallas guy signs point to Niemi starting tonight. We’ll see what happens, and how it goes.
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Okay, it’s confirmed by Working the Corners – Niemi starts tonight.
Here’s hoping Niemi can bounce back quickly. He’s had one bad game in like two months, so he’s given me no reason to doubt him.
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Wow that sucks for Niitty. This back to back game was his best shot at getting a start. Who knows when we see him now.
I think McLellan’s got to be aware of Niemi’s possible fatigue issues. From his quote on Working the Corners it sounds like he wants Niemi and the team to get a chance to redeem themselves right away, which isn’t a bad idea. I’m with you though – they’ve got to be careful down the stretch and non burn Niemi out.
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Yeah, though i thought the same thing about Tmac with Nabby but he just kept letting nabby start game after game after game. Who knows if Nabby’s issues in the playoffs were really due to fatigue though.
by Khaaz on Mar 15, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GO SHARKS!
Please humiliate the Stars!
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This is a hell of a game. It’s also a good reminder of why everyone should hate the bitch-ass Stars.
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by Megalodon on Mar 15, 2011 7:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Nevermind that them being from Texas is reason enough :)
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by Nut on Mar 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
as if there wasn’t enough damn corn in mexican food already.
by meetyourmako on Mar 16, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
REC
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 16, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. It didn’t end well for him.
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Murray also hit Erikkson at the blue line, open ice and clean, and Erikkson didn’t return to the game.
I love Douglas Murray.
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Over at Defending Big D, they were saying Murray elbowed twice … I didn’t see it myself, Heatley yes, Murray no
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I agree.
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That is a sure sign that you are an utter moron or you hate yourself. Personally I suspect both.
by meetyourmako on Mar 16, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
WIN!!!!
over Stars … everyone dance … :)
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YAY
We’re happy here too! w00t!
Now if you could just kill the kings next time you play them, that would be AWESOME.
They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands
Jamie Langenbrunner is a dirty-hitting bitch.
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by Megalodon on Mar 15, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Watching the highlights. What an amazing game for Joe Pavelski. Great passing.
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Stars fans think Heatley and Murray should be suspended for their elbows. Steve Ott is mad.
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Steve Ott to just keep his hypocritical mouth shut.
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That Heatley elbow did look pretty dirty.
But Douglas Murray hasn’t broken an NHL rule in his life.
Is it just me or does Heatley take a lot of dumb penalties late in games?
by meetyourmako on Mar 16, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Here is a link to the most inflammatory of the three hypothetical elbows from last night’s game, the one from Dany Heatley on Ott.
Am I blinded by homerism or does it look like Heatley barely hits him, and hits him in like the upper chest, not the head? And then Ott throws himself down like he’s been knocked out by Tyson?
This video shows Murray’s two hits – the first one which hurt Erikkson is 100% clean. On the second one Murray did end up hitting the dude in the head, but the Stars player was falling to the ice – he put his head down low, which made it harder to avoid. This second Murray hit was, to me, the only one that could even be discussed as suspendable, and even then it’s a weak case.
I can’t find a clip of Wallin getting hit from behind into the boards, but that should probably be part of this discussion too.
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If I’m looking at the right one, the second Murray hit, he kept his arm close to his body, so you can’t even call that elbowing.
And someone with Game Center should be able to create a gif of Wallin getting hit.
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Puck Daddy weighs in. He doesn’t seem to think two out of the three Sharks hits were that bad, and he also discusses the Langenbrunner hit. Stars fans are going to be pissed at him.
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My thoughts
Murray was fine on the Eriksson hit and he probably should have gotten a penalty on the other one. Langenbrunner should have gotten a penalty and Jamie Benn should have gotten an interference penalty on the goal that followed. Heatley should get a suspension because that was bullshit. Steve Ott’s a pussy.
by RudyKelly on Mar 16, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Somebody on Puck Daddy made the point that Ott may be trying to invent a new “pest” move: complain until your opponents get suspended.
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I know it’s Steve Ott and you hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but Heatley stuck his elbow out at a player who didn’t have the puck. Even if he only clipped him, that’s still bullshit.
All I’m saying is that Heatley should get suspended for at least… (looks at schedule)… 4 games.
by RudyKelly on Mar 16, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I’m fine with Heatley getting a couple of games – even though I think Ott dove like a bitch, Heatley still can’t do that. What I don’t like it setting a precedent where after every hard-fought game we have players complaining to the media and saying shit like “Oh, the NHL has to take a look at that, there’s no place for that in the league.” That’s going to get really old really fast.
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Ott may be trying to invent a new "pest" move: complain until your opponents get suspended.
Already been done — we call that “Stompgate”.
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SLEEK LIVES!!! HUZZZZAHH!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 16, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Defending Big D and Stars have decided to become the new Wings – whine whine whine
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Their writers did a great job analyzing all 3 Sharks hits. Their commenters are idiots, but all sites’s commenters are idiots.
…I mean, all sites but this one! You guys are, uh, great!
Some sites’ commenters are worse than others.
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Well I didn’t want to single out Fear The Fin but yeah, I guess you’re right.
by RudyKelly on Mar 16, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
We just need to injure one or more of the sharks fa##ots
Stay classy, Stars fans.
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by Megalodon on Mar 16, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like the fact we lose a bunch..I think I can count on my hand how many are left…so yea with the small sample size we get quality decent comments..either that or there is a shitload of lurkers
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 16, 2011 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I just saw that. After all their whining, they calmed down and were able to look realistically at the hits.
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tho I have to say it’s annoying they concentrated their effort on the Sharks hits and only footnoted the hit on Wallin. Ah well.
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