Kings Gameday: None More Black
This has been a very poorly kept secret, but the Kings are likely to change their primary uniforms next season. The current third jersey — the black jersey with the "LA" logo — is scheduled to become the full-time home jersey, while a newly created white version of that jersey would become the full-time road jersey. The current home jersey, the black-and-purple jersey with the crown logo, would become the third jersey.
-Rich Hammond, Yesterday
I don't give a shit about uniform design nearly as much as Meg does, but still, that logo is stupid. Either be a crown or rep LA, but doing both inside the pencil I used all through 6th grade is dumb. And where's the bottom of the jersey? It just... ends. It's a nice idea (I like the black & white) but it could be made a lot better if someone hadn't hired their slacker nephew to design it. Just take the regular crown and put it on the front! Wouldn't that make a ton more sense? Or, you know, just wear the forum blue & gold jerseys because every single person who has seen them loves them.
I do like those helmets, though.
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For some reason, Corey Perry is getting some mumblings for the Hart. People do realize that he's probably cost his team about 6 goals in penalties this season, right? And he's been on the ice for the most even-strength goals against of any forward in the NHL this season? And he's a piece of shit? People realize all this, right? Why are people mentioning him and not Jonas Hiller?
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The Flames had a back-breaking loss last night. They're going to come out firing tonight but they should fade as last night's game starts wearing on them. The Kings could all but end their season with a win tonight. That would be awesome, mostly because it'd make Ryan Lambert real mad and I think he's still bitter about the Kings ending the Flames' seasons in 1990 and 1993. Oh well, maybe if the Flames had a goaltender that was better than Miikka Kiprusoff they might have made the playoffs. They'd probably be in if they had someone as good as Jonathan Quick!
Prediction: Kings win, 3-1. Goals by Stoll, Handzus and Brown.
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that logo is stupid.
Or, you know, just wear the forum blue & gold jerseys because every single person who has seen them loves them.
[Corey Perry is] a piece of shit
If you are allergic to the truth, readers, you’d better steer clear of Rudy’s posts!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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by Megalodon on Mar 21, 2011 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
yea i agree with rudy on all counts as well….kings look better in that purple and yellow..
and yes perry is a piece of shit…like me..and yet were still both awesome..thats just how we roll…
and here is jim fox sporting the new kings alternate jersey color pattern for next year

Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
perry is a piece of shit…like me..and yet were still both awesome
So you and Perry were awesome, but now you’re both just pieces of shit.
by meetyourmako on Mar 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
call me Al Bundy I scored 4 touchdowns in a single game
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Grammar Avengers, let’s ride out!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
If the Kings picked an awesome jersey design now, how would they justify changing it again in a couple of years? Geez — won’t anybody think about the profit margins?
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oh poor great one
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Their profit margins must be terrible; they spend money designing and fabricating a new jersey every other year and they haven’t sold any of them. I don’t think there are more than a dozen people wearing Kings’ jerseys at any given Kings’ game.
by meetyourmako on Mar 21, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wearing a jersey when you’re over the age of like 12 is lame as fuck.
by RudyKelly on Mar 21, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
im gonna disagree with you…the team sux..but she looks non-lame to me

Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
So that’s the problem. I’ve been wearing my jersey with pants.
I hope everyone knows I have no intention of facing this sober.
exactly…wearing bottoms is overrated
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to disagree with you and I don’t look like that gal in the photo … :)
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
look at them socks!!!….dont be afraid to wear socks like that ladies!!
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You watch every game, write fan articles four days a week, and spend all day reading comments on hockey blogs and you think you’re too cool to wear your team’s jersey at their games? You’re a joke!
This goes to show that the Kings have terrible fans.
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by meetyourmako on Mar 21, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well said mako
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2011 5:06 AM PDT up reply actions
You watch every game, write fan articles four days a week, and spend all day reading comments on hockey blogs and you think you’re too cool to wear your team’s jersey at their games?
Well, yeah.
L.A. is a sad, pretentious place.
Also their jerseys suck terribly, so in the end I can’t blame you.
by meetyourmako on Mar 22, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
i love black jerseys! they’re 10x more badass than any other (well, this excluded)
that logo clearly presents minimalism and is therefor beyond critique ;)
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou
I can’t believe you made me click that link – ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
you have something against scorpions??
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou
Uh … well. Not particularly. But the design of the jersey, yes. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
you have something against scorpions??
She got rocked by them once. It was like a hurricane!
by RudyKelly on Mar 21, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
WE ARE THE SCORPIONS!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
pfft… the logo is so magnificent!
but here’s something prettier
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou
It says I’m forbidden to view it. hmmmmm … now I’m curious.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
:(
this works?
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou
hahaha…ok Im not the only one
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
why yes, it is was the most prettiest league jersey ever
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Kam nemůže čert, nastrčí ženskou
oh wow thats “loud” to say the least….hmm…whatever floats your boat
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well, maybe if the Flames had a goaltender that was better than Miikka Kiprusoff they might have made the playoffs. They’d probably be in if they had someone as good as Jonathan Quick!
damn that guy fell fast didn’t he?
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
I think the current 3rd Jersey with a white/silver Burger King in place of Home Plate would be Legend…(wait for it)…..Dary!!!
Almost everyone has black home jerseys now. It’s boring. The purple and gold, now that’s a hockey jersey!
I hope everyone knows I have no intention of facing this sober.
by McSwarley on Mar 21, 2011 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Almost everyone has black home jerseys now.
We had it first, it’s everyone else that needs to change.
ahem

im too lazy to look up if the kings or nuck went first…with this
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 21, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hall Gill was not amused when PK Subban wrote “I suck” on the top of his maple leaf.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Mar 21, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re joking right?
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Nope. They say, “I’m here and ready to party.” =)
I just like the fact that the Canadiens were honoring their tradition with all these throw backs. It takes you back to a simpler time. Plus, I’m sure you remember these jerseys from the 20s, Ang. lmao
The 20’s? I’m half sure she was there….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Is it just me or have the Canucks never had a good outfit or logo? They don’t have the excuse of being a 100 year-old franchise, either.
by meetyourmako on Mar 21, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They aren’t up to the Ducks standards
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Okay I have to go to Winston Salem, NC on Wed, leaving Sat morning … where can I watch games? More specifically the Sharks games. ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I don’t have a DVR … never got around to getting one.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
….So hard to resist making old jokes….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
grrrr!! No reason to get a DVR. My logic has always been, if I’m not home to watch it, it’s clearly not important enough to watch period.
Which is why I always make sure I’m home to watch the Sharks, but this trip can’t be helped.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
get with times.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Mar 21, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
if you have the internet where you are going go here here for links…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Well … as I’ve been laid off for over a month now, I have no laptop, so no internet. And my lovely oldest won’t let me take his laptop. He needs it for school. Fuck. I think I’m screwed with no hockey for a few days.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Try sports bars. One may have center ice….You might confuse them at first talking about HAwk Aey though….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yeah I’ll have to scope those out I guess. Only choice I have it looks like and hope for the best.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Fuck…I always forget other sports exist….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
and you call me old :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I live in a place where no one talks about other sports really..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
excuses excuses :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Its not a matter of age like with you and the DVR.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
That has nothing to do with age. I have another priorities over buying a DVR that I would never use.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Yeah yeah, people talk more about high school hockey than basketball here…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
According to my numbers, Smyth had 3 unforced falls in the first period.
by moontheloon23 on Mar 21, 2011 8:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
If you don’t have an iPhone, you aren’t an Apple whore.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
hahaha.
Roll over minutes.
Roll this way, bitch. Now roll that way.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Mar 21, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
filling in for Spade?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
tu madre is a scoundrel as well…hes my partner in crime
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2011 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions
So, are the Kings going to score on any goaltenders this homestand besides Ray Emery?
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Looks like no, this game is boring as shit….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I think this game is hilarious when compared to how last night went.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Of course in saying that, Flames will probably blow the Sharks away and I’ll cry.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
damn! tied game … back to where we were
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Fuck…This is why I hate St.Pattys. All I can find to drink is guiness…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
St Patty’s is over with.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Well yeah, it ended on Sunday….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I shouldn’t talk. My oldest had school Thurs evening, so I didn’t make St Patty’s dinner till Sunday evening myself. So now we have leftovers for this week … yummy!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Uh Dinner? Wait food? There is food invloved? When do you eat…I mean if you start drinking in the morning…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha! Yes there is food involved. And I have boys to feed, remember? :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I’m sure they could have fended for themselves…I used to bake, my ability to cook meals is shit. I can bake pretty well though.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ha! they can use a microwave. that’s about it. In fact, with me going away, they will be on their own for a couple days. I have left so much leftovers in the refrig, they will not starve. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
We never had anything to microwave ><
so I made cakes and cookies.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That less of a problem being really far from Mexico… I have time to be sober on that particular holiday…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
How many OT games have there been in the West Conf this year anyways? And is it significantly greater than previous years? (yes I could calc it myself, but I would wait till tomorrow)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Come on sleek! Throw in a chart or graph or something!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck…He outlazied me.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not going to figure it all out….But only two teams in the western conference are in the top ten in OT wins. The Ducks and the Wings.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Mar 21, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Another 3 point game?
Cripes!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
Handzus looks like a hobo….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
he’s an idiot
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2011 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
(*eye peck)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Mar 22, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
thanks again fuckheads for a 3 pt game geez…cant win in regulation?
ducks won last 2 games in OT
Meg bows down to my fantasy greatness
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2011 5:40 AM PDT reply actions
So if the Sharks win in OT too, is there a special ’toon for overtime state rape?
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner.
Liberty is well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin
Good question — haven’t thought about that yet. Rape seems a little strong for a trip picking up three standings points while handing out six. Suggestions?
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