Sharks Gameday: Read Wings
Today's gameday features quotes I got from this page, which generates a list of random famous quotes. I'll try to tie each one to the Sharks situation in some way or, failing that, at least to hockey.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
-Chinese Proverb
Is this that "traditional Chinese medicine" everyone's always talking about? Doesn't sound that good to me.
This quote is a pretty good fit for the Sharks. Obviously the message is that you should be cautious with your weaknesses, so as not to let your opponents know about them or expose yourself to further troubles, and that's exactly what the Sharks are doing. Dan Boyle may miss his third straight game tonight with an injury located somewhere north of his waistline. Scott Nichol and Kent Huskins are on the IR, so they'll be out. Antero Niittymaki has been "almost ready to return" for a long time now, so it's hard to know what to expect from him, but at least he doesn't have vertigo, right?
Justin Braun played in place of Boyle against the Avalanche, and he had a solid game. He logged over 16 minutes of ice time, which, while last amongst defensemen for the game, was only about a minute and a half less play time than Ian White, who had the most for the night. Compare this to a few weeks ago when the Sharks previously played the Avalanche: in that game Boyle led all Sharks with 19:29 for ice time, while Jason Demers had 15:16 and Niclas Wallin only had 14:14. Without Boyle (or Huskins) in the lineup all the other Sharks defenders are having to play more, and this will likely be a good thing for the team in the long run. Younger players like Braun are getting quality NHL experience and Dan Boyle is able to rest after spending most of the season near the top of the league in minutes played.
Broken arm in the sleeve? Check.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
-Dorothea Brande
Self-confidence is good and everything, but crazy-optimistic quotes like this have always sort of bugged me. Is this REALLY a good idea? What if I took this advice with me to Las Vegas? Or up to the top of a building to test the man-powered flying machine I just invented?
It could be dangerous, is what I'm trying to say.
Even though the Sharks odds of making the playoffs currently sit above 95%, they definitely shouldn't get complacent. Their odds of winning the division are still only about 65%, and with the West as competitive as it is a top-3 finish in the conference is an advantage the Sharks shouldn't let slip away.
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.
-Lord Byron
Whatever, Lord Byron, everyone knows you're gay. It's nothing to be ashamed of, man. Quit trying to hide it.
The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.
-Arnold Bennett
This quote reminded me of the "positivity" thing that I did to try to get rid of the Sharks' bad mojo last year in the playoffs. Let's call this a sign from the hockey gods and engage in a bit of that "Happy Loving Thoughts" stuff.
Detroit: Your team is, once again, really really good. Your scouts and managers and everyone else associated with your team is really great at their jobs, and you just keep finding good young talent. The rest of the league has been waiting for you guys to drop off for ten years now, and you just won't do it. I'm continually impressed.
And for good measure...
Ducks: Don't worry guys, you'll get it together. Correy Perry is having an amazing year and you guys were playing really well for a long time. You guys can easily recapture some of that quality play and secure a top-8 spot, and you'll be a team that scares anybody who has to play you in the playoffs.
Teemu Selanne is great too.
Kings: You guys still have the best defense and goalie in the Pacific, and you don't pay a ton of money for any of them. Adding Dustin Penner up front was a smart move. You guys are solid.
That's that. I feel good, how about you?
Prediction: Sharks win 4-3, with goals from White, Couture, Clowe, and Marleau.
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but at least he doesn’t have vertigo, right?
fuck u bastard….although ellis has stopped the bleeding…50 ft. slapshot goal allowed not withstanding
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 6:19 AM PST reply actions
Hey, that means Ellis is 4x better than Sharks alumni Vesa Toskala, who let in a 200 ft goal.
In Lou We Trust/Twitter
I wish there was something I could do. But What?
by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 3, 2011 7:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
can easily recapture some of that quality play and secure a top-8 spot,
just give us a chance at a playoff re-match with the sharks…for the love of Boc
only chance for us is someone to take a nosedive…the flames perhaps?…have less games to play than most?…
Let’s call this a sign from the hockey gods and engage in a bit of that “Happy Loving Thoughts” stuff.
Sharks: why not this year sharks?….you can do it break that playoff flopiness!!! *it doesnt rain all the time?
*the crow
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 6:24 AM PST reply actions
Detroit: Your team is, once again, really really good. Your scouts and managers and everyone else associated with your team is really great at their jobs, and you just keep finding good young talent. The rest of the league has been waiting for you guys to drop off for ten years now, and you just won’t do it. I’m continually impressed.
I heard a sort of shocking stat last night, though I can’t really vouch for its validity. Apparently this year’s Detroit squad is the first NHL team since like the 1950s to go through a regular season without making a single trade.
Wowzers.
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fuck detriot…
has to be said
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Also, I clicked on the random quote generator and the first thing that popped up said “Dan Ellis” all over it.
“Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.”
— Juvenal (55 AD – 127 AD)
Indeed.
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by Earl Sleek on Mar 3, 2011 6:47 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Haha what a great quote. Fuck you, friends!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Insta rec
In Lou We Trust/Twitter
I wish there was something I could do. But What?
by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 3, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention. -Kevin Kelly
Now this is so true. But how to apply it to the Sharks …
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by Angy on Mar 3, 2011 6:33 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Demon Jesus is an awesome name.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Thanks. I wanted to use my initials, so it was either this or Diaper Jacket.
by Demon Jesus on Mar 3, 2011 7:18 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Diaper Jacket is also awesome in a disgusting way.
"Bobby Orr was available, but we couldn’t fit him in under the cap." - Todd McLellan
"BEAT DAT BEAT!!!"
Dog Jockey
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California

Im all for dog jockeys
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Thought of using devil jew, but thought that might offend some of our members, and I know that this is a classy establishment.
by Demon Jesus on Mar 3, 2011 3:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I could, but I’d rather not.
Are you saying that you didn’t mean to type that? Did your fingers slip or something?
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Mar 3, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
He repeated his comment like 5 times but I deleted them. He’s retarded, but a different kind of retarded than you thought.
Deinonychus Jones!
by RudyKelly on Mar 3, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, that’s fine then. My phone does that all the time too.
Dynamite Jerky: Taste the explosive flavor!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Off-topic but interesting: Bob Probert’s brain disease.
I just Tweeted: All due respect, but when I heard Bob Probert was donating his brain to science I was REALLY hoping they were going to put it in a robot.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
I wouldn’t want to piss him off, just in case they do decide to do the robot thing.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Mar 3, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
u saw what happened in robocop 2…um yea..i guess you feed the robot hockey pucks as opposed to “nuke” or maybe both
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
You're cautiousness is well-founded
He did play for the Detroit Red Wings right?
"Bobby Orr was available, but we couldn’t fit him in under the cap." - Todd McLellan
"BEAT DAT BEAT!!!"
Is it just me...
Or does that picture of TMac look like he’s really trying to let out some gas? First thing that came to mind… shrugs
Keep on rolling Sharks. Eager should be back tonight… if anything it gives us a bit more energy. After last night’s Detroit defeat from the Ducks, hopefully they will be too tired and too deflated to stick to the system that just irks me because it’s so damn good.
GO SHARKS!
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
GO SHARKS!
I'm just going to be nice and save Red Wings fans the trouble. Just copy and paste whenever you need to Detroit fans.
OMG!!!!! THESE REFS SUCKS!!!!!!!
BETTMAN HATES AND WANTS US TO LOSE!!!!!!!!
The sharks are noobs.
FUCK YOU RYAN CLOWE!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU MARLEAU!!!! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BE FASTER THAN US!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS A TOTAL CHEAPSHOT BY MURRAY!!!! HE CAN"T TOUCH OUR PLAYERS!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAWAAAAA!!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE WAMBULANCE!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!! CLOWE JUST TOUCHED DATSYUK!!!! EJECT HIM FROM THE GAME!!!!!!
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
THE SHARKS ARE A BUNCH OF CHEAPSHOTTING PRICKS!!!!!!
THE REFS ARE TOTALLY BOUGHT!!!!!!
So which of the Sharks was sleeping with the refs last night?
The sharks must have been giving the refs blowjobs!
THESE REFS HATE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Mar 3, 2011 8:32 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
They'll being saying that while wearing their tin foil hats

In Lou We Trust/Twitter
I wish there was something I could do. But What?
by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 3, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Indeed
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
REC times a million..well done
from bobby ryan last nite
He noted the playoff atmosphere inside Honda Center and the enormity of the Ducks earning two points. Then Ryan added, "A lot of Red Wings fans going home unhappy."
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 3, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions
SHARKS!!!
Quote gen, nice.. I like this one
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. – Groucho Marx
DIE DETROIT, DIE!
"What if the 'Golden Brett' didn't cheat" - History will be made
I expected someone to claim the first quote as a sign of Obama-care, not a Chinese proverb. I am disappointed.
Easy political-joke wise, that would make more sense as “the Republican health-care plan.” The standard comedy line about Obamacare is that it’s expensive, not that it would provide crappy care.
And either way, my line was way funnier.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on Mar 3, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Where are all the Lord Byron defenders?
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
I had an angry diatribe written out but then I realized that I had confused Lord Byron with Admiral Nelson. Byron does look like kind of a ponce.
I had confused Lord Byron with Admiral Nelson.
I think you may be gay too dude.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
So Getzlaf is secretly a romantic poet? Who knew?
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“She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies”
He is definitely talking about hockey.
Let's go Ducks.
ohoh I don’t get your joke, or else maybe you didn’t get mine
(the picture is of Lord Byron from Wikipedia cause when you mention him I realized the only thing I knew about him was from my romance novel period, and dang if Getzy doesn’t look like him, so Byron obviously made passes to the other team)
If you got my joke, then explain yours.
Let's go Ducks.
I have my tin foil hat ready for tonight.
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
Wooooooooooo
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff
Adopted Giant: William VanLandingham
I'm on the Twitters
GOAL!
- for Heatley :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Come on Sharks! Keep up the good work!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Damn Heatley REALLY REALLY wants a hat trick.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Woooo! Hahaha Detroit fuck you.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Great play by Marleau.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Boy this positivity stuff really works! I’m going to compliment the shit out of Dallas on Saturday.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
God Damn it LA, you ruined our chance at state rape!!!
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on Mar 3, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
WIN!!
okay was watching the recap and forgot to come over and say that :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

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