Take That, Kremlings!

LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 7: Justin Williams #14 (R) of the Los Angeles Kings celebrates with Anze Kopitar #11 (C) and Dustin Penner #25 after his second period goal against the Dallas Stars at Staples Center on March 7, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)

 

 

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This is based on my brother noticing that Penner skates like Donkey Kong. Who is Kopitar? I don't know, that squirrel you fight in the first level of Donkey Kong Country? Ryan Smyth would be that old worthless piece of shit that always annoys Donkey Kong. I think his name is Ryan Smyth.

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