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Kings Gameday: Band of Brothers

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Well, the Kings live on to fight another day. Despite getting outchanced and outshot in game 5, the Kings got up big early and held on late to force a game 6. The Kings capitalized on 2 San Jose miscues, one by Dan Boyle and the other by Niclas Wallin, and that seemed to be the difference.* The Sharks themselves got their lone goal on a miscue by Drew Doughty, but otherwise the defense was stout if timid, giving the Sharks plenty of chances but limiting them to one chance at a time.

*Fun fact: Niclas Wallin has been on the ice for the most goals against of any Sharks player. I love that guy!

The Kings new lines were... eh. The 3rd line scored the 1st 2 goals, yet again leading the way despite meager minutes. Scott Parse, in his first game since 2010, played alright, almost getting an assist on a Justin Williams goal. ...Of course, he also almost had an assist on Logan Couture's bid alone in front of Quick in the 3rd, but a little rust has to be expected.

Otherwise, Handzus continued to get dominated and Lewis fared not much better. Jarret Stoll and Dustin Penner played well in easy minutes, with Penner getting his first goal in years a few games. It's great that the Kings won that match-up but I'm not sure it's worth winning that battle if it means we're losing the 2nd line battle... and yet Stoll was losing that battle all series so it was worth mixing it up.

Basically, it doesn't really matter what line combos the Kings put out there, they're probably going to lose that battle. It comes down to hoping that one person will win the game by themselves. Doughty won game 2, Quick won game 5. Hopefully Anze Kopitar can... oh right. I forgot. Dammit. Maybe Ryan Smyth?

Prediction: Kings win thanks to... John Zeiler???? OH MY GAWD I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Fun fact: Niclas Wallin has been on the ice for the most goals against of any Sharks player.

There is nothing “fun” about this fact.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

this is not reassuring.

three down ... thirteen to go.

by sixteen.wins on Apr 25, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Zeiler

Sweet baby jeebus, Rudy! Don’t you scare me like that on a Monday morning! I almost ran straight into the supply room to begin huffing rubber cement and white out.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

ran straight into the supply room to begin huffing rubber cement and white out.

I just call this any old Monday

Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?

by Lilly on Apr 25, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Band of Brothers

You guys have it all wrong, he’s referencing the Jonas Brothers.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

I thought he was talking about Hanson…

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jonas Bros vs. Hanson Bros would make an exellent Celebrity Death Match.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m referencing Billy Zane, obviously.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Billy Zane movie

is Back to the Future 2.

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Phantom.

Also, it’s really sad for both of us that we have a “favorite Billy Zane movie.” On the other hand,

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tombstone, FTW.
Go Sharks!

I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.

by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Zane suffocates a man with his thighs while wearing a purple leotard in The Phantom. I’m trying to convince Meg to make it a BoC At The Movies but he doesn’t believe that there’s hockey in it.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, all this time I thought you were talking about Steve Zahn.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty good in several movies. Happy, Texas, Daddy Day Care, and That Thing You Do.

Oh yeah, and Billy Zane was good in Zoolander, too. “Put a cork in it, Zane!”

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by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Thing You Do

Banned.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Daddy Day Care was ok with you Dodger?

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by Nut on Apr 25, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he also in Banditas, where Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek dress like whores and practice making out on him?

I can’t be certain; he wasn’t the stand-out in that picture.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Garlin is our generation’s Sheeley Berman. I can pardon the occasional transgression.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Zahn was funny in That Thing You Do. I didn’t say it was a good movie.

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by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, it’s Tombstone.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Apr 25, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to do it instead of a Preds fan? Well, it stung a little, I guess.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it stung a little, I guess.

Hahaha, success! IN YOUR FACE!

…Yeah I don’t know either but I’m not going to pass up an opportunity to troll Ducks fans, especially the ones that don’t normally read this blog or Anaheim Calling.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just bad allocation, is all — you should have got the Sharks’ assignment, I’d think. I mean, you’re definitely watching those games.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody was watching the Ducks play outside of L.A. and Nashville. I can’t think of a better person to eulogize the Ducks than Rudy.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think a Nashville voice would have stung more — with the victories and all.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or “done” before every verb used in the past tense.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Apr 25, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t forget you can also insert “fixin’ to”

"My, my, here's one for the (no) neck. Don't relax, 'cause you're next for the check!"

by DonBorvio on Apr 25, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and every once in a while throw in a “by and by”

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Los Angeles, like Hell, is not easily conquered.
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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Sorry to bring up a sore subject, but I was disappointed with the Sharks Eulogy last season.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bar was set too high the previous two years. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should rephrase that. I was very disappointed that a Kings or Ducks fan did not write last year’s Shark eulogy. Even a Stars or Red Wings fan would be a much better choice.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, if Kings fans didn’t have any other series to pay attention to this round, it’d make sense.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy’s eulogy was more about the whole season long than specifically the playoffs.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha — thanks for the spell-out.

Did seem dismissive about postseason suspensions, though — not sure what that’s being compared against.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They point to the suspensions of Bobby Ryan and Jarkko Ruutu as evidence of this conspiracy. This is nonsense, of course. It’s classic paranoid delusional thinking wherein one blames imaginary hostile forces for personal failures.

- Rudy

Besides, it is evidence that the Ducks are getting screwed in whatever way is convenient.

We’re not the only team that could be suspended under such wide guidelines, but Colin’s going a bit out of his way to make sure all interpretations of the rulebook apply negatively to us.

- Earl Sleek Apr 22, 2011 11:34 AM PDT

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was not helpful, but thanks anyways!

My question isn’t what I said three days ago, but rather why actual suspensions occur or don’t occur. Why isn’t Mike Richards suspended, for example? G5 or G6 — take your pick.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is true that nobody knows how a suspension will come down one way or another. I guess I misunderstood your quandry.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl’s reasoned desire for consistency in suspensions isn’t what I was getting at with that.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell were you getting at then?

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dont question socrates or rudy kelly’s greatness

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Russia Greece, Socrates questions you!

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually yes

that’s the Socratic method.

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that was just the first person that came to mind…I kinda forget what he was about

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just questioned people mercilessly until they had to admit they didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody would like to see consistency in how suspensions are handed out. Some people see inconsistent discipline from the league as proof that everyone hates their favorite team and wants them to fail, instead of just simple incompetence from league officials.

Los Angeles, like Hell, is not easily conquered.
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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This, but really I was just being a dick.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, but it’s not balanced incompetence — I’d settle for that, even.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody was watching the Ducks play outside of L.A. Orange County

Fixed. There is a significant difference, amigo.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? That’s what I’m saying — have an observer write it.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

also known as the OC Disorder…

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There were...

There were a few Wings fans watching because we hate Anaheim as well. Anaheim sucks.

Rudy - Came across your Eulogy on PuckDaddy. Very funny (and true about their first line). I don’t know how I’ve never come across this site as a Winging It In Motown reader, but nicely done.

by Good Ol' Oakley on Apr 25, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, everybody hates the Ducks. I also said that in reference to the fact that none of their series’ games were televised nationally.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

all right more boc readers..well done rudy

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work, Rudy. If only management would take notice.

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by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good shit, RK.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The people commenting on the eulogy on Puck Daddy are some of the dumbest mother fuckers that have ever drooled onto a computer keyboard. Jesus Christ.

I include myself, of course, for wasting my time trying to correct them.

Los Angeles, like Hell, is not easily conquered.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Okay so apparently you can’t even say “damn” in the comments. I softened up my language for nothing.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It looks better that way

because I read it as you’re fucking idiot.

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez, I heard Bettman’s new rule was that if the eulogy wasn’t funny enough, the team gets to play the last game over!

I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.

by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although it would have certainly gotten you banned at In Lou We Trust, your response to “Thecommish” on the yahoo message board is about as spot on as you could be.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man those comments are bumming me out. So many stupid, stupid people.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the assignment made it tough — I’m sure Sharks fans would lash out if a Coyotes fan or something wrote their eulogy.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking trash back is fine, that’s what I expect from this. What I can’t believe is the sheer number of people who seem baffled by the concept of the article.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

as opposed to BoC commentors

100% of which are idiots…

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have wounded me deep PNK…deep

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I are not a idiot.

I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.

by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but at least we know it.
So pblttt!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liberty is well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

by kk_gizmo on Apr 25, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I’m an idiot.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Apr 25, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was… absolutely nothing funny about that. That was basically just a Kings fan talking about how bad he thinks the Ducks are.

I’m getting an aneurysm.

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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for tomorrow, when we get to read the Kings eulogy after they lose again to San Jose tonight. Kings have never won a Cup and never will. So who is more irreverent in the NHL now??

You hear that, Rudy? YOU are the irreverent one!

Los Angeles, like Hell, is not easily conquered.
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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

why are u pestering me..im still in mourning…i thought your eulogy was good..even though i do agree with it

Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops dont..whatever

Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lakers will be fine..just sleepwalking during the early rounds like always…them and the dodgers are my only solace now..i wish we could play the cubs everyday

Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they been good? I never start paying attention until the Kings are out of it. Usually that means I get to catch up during Spring Training but lately…

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i havent paid attention much either except last weekend…i think kemp is on fire..and this sands person seems like a find…i got all the time in the world now..dooooohhh

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers offense seems to have awakened over the last week or so. Sands looks promising, and there may be a couple more prospects in the system who will be ready to contribute sometime this year. Kershaw has been pitching up to expectations, Billingsley maybe a little bit above. Pitching should be okay.

But as for the offense, I wish there was more depth, especially with Furcal out. At least, if Sands works out, they won’t have to start Marcus Thames in LF.

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by DougX on Apr 25, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

gracias for the update..im watching now

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Sad that as someone who only watches the game for fantasy baseball stats and has never drafted Furcal, I can confirm this.

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by stufflife on Apr 25, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

First to 12!

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, to be fair

that wasn’t a very well written article by Wyshynski

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by idunno723 on Apr 25, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

RK, did they do much editing of the article before it got posted?

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just made the paragraphs smaller and, of course, edited out numerous spelling and grammatical errors.

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will be my finest general..Ill let you dress like general custer

Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Maggie can too. I already taught her how to stand. Now I just need to teach her to keep a secret…

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by RudyKelly on Apr 25, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice. You just got down to business dishing out the cold hard truth. I like it.

Now who’s gonna do the Kings’ eulogy? Meg or Earl?

by Khaaz on Apr 25, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not part of it this year — that’s all I can vouch for.

Which is fine — I’m not paying fantastic attention to it all anyways.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaa? You always do great eulogys.

by Khaaz on Apr 25, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t turn down any offers — they must have spotted my laziness lately. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Booooo! I love how Kings fans claim that we only have one or two lines when they barely have a second line and three third lines.

by ScottyKnows on Apr 27, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be school picture day with everyone lined up by height

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by Jibblescribbits on Apr 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It looks like Doughty is taking a head-count or playing Duck, Duck, Goose.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, way to rattle the cage Rudy.

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by Sparman on Apr 25, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

the commentors are idiots…dont get the spirit of the whole eulogy thing at all…its funny to read there stupidity

we lost..we deserve whatever ridicule…ugggg…sad panda…new sig ……meg give a brotha a handjob to make me feel better

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

meg give a brotha a handjob to make me feel better

I’m not sure how my jerking off a black dude will make you feel better, but okay.

Los Angeles, like Hell, is not easily conquered.
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by Megalodon on Apr 25, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the thought of your hairy white hand jerking off a black man….would i think bring joy to everyone

Im a sad bitch right now thanks alot patos:-(
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 25, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if it makes him uncomfortable will it bring me joy.

I’m not sure how my jerking off a black dude will make you feel better, but okay.

and I’m not so sure it would.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 25, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Series Corsi and Zone Starts

Kings

Sharks

A few observations:

-Kevin Westgarth pretty much starts in the O-zone the most and ends in the D-Zone the most. This is not good. He proabably shouldn’t be playing even in spite of the fact that Wayne Gretzky jumped into his body for a second in game 5.

-Dany Heatley is having an awful series. -13 corsi rel yet he starts in the opposing zone 80% of the time? Does he know which way to shoot?

-Rob Scuderi’s numbers are suprisingly hideous.

-Jack Johnson’s numbers are way better than I expected them to be.

-Mitchell/Pavelski/Wellwood are destroying the Kings.

-Ben Eager sucks.

Scott Parse actually had a spectacular game if you look at the fact that he was a corsi +/ 0 (when he wasn’t on the ice the team was -44 (ouch)) yet started in the o-zone only 37% of the time.

-Brad Richardson is the next Joe Sakic.

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by Robert_P. on Apr 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

oops accidental strike through

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by Robert_P. on Apr 25, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you, SBN formatting!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been really looking into the Norris trophy candidates but isn’t it a pretty big snub that Lubo wasn’t a finalist? He’s got the most points and a better +/- than Lidstrom or Weber.

by Khaaz on Apr 25, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup — time zone was his biggest issue.

And sure, he doesn’t kill penalties, but that seems an adaptation that’s brought in this season because it’s convenient.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I always thought that they gave the Norris to the highest scoring defenseman (not that I agree with that).

They need 2 d-men awards, they need an offensive d-man award and a defensive d-man award.

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by PNK on Apr 25, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Phil Housley. Lubo doesn’t get enough credit defensively though

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by Nut on Apr 25, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes more sense when you think of it in terms of whom you’d rather have on your team. Weber and Lidstrom would still be at the top of my list.

by meetyourmako on Apr 25, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure that’s the criteria, though — it’s a regular season performance award.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 25, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no official criteria. Just like the Vezina and the Calder and the Hart and the Selke and the Masterton.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but there is a basis for it — the 82 game schedule.

Not your ideal fantasy draft or whatever.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

there is a basis for it — the 82 game schedule.

Lidstrom and Weber are more desireable players over the 82 game schedule.

Not your ideal fantasy draft or whatever.

Fantasy hockey statistics are the only thing Visnovsky has going for him.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is no official criteria. Just like the Vezina and the Calder and the Hart and the Selke and the Masterton.

…and suspensions.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lidstrom and Weber are more desireable players over the 82 game schedule.

So you’d rather have less points and a more minus season than one with more points and more pluses?

It’s certainly an odd argument, but I do have to say, your dedication to your bias is excellent.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re entire argument is based off of two statistics. I mean that there are other attributes which make a defenseman valuable.

Leadership, physicality, the ability to kill penalties, and not being a damn dirty duck are only the first that come to mind.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re judging the player again, not the season.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you possibly award an individual award without judging an individual player?

“Judging the season”? That doesn’t make any sense.

I think this season was better than last season, so I’m giving the Norris to Shea Weber.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s a disjoint that probably makes this conversation useless.

You’d rather judge the player’s abilities and leadership; I’d rather judge the season’s results. Two different approaches, and I don’t know that it makes sense to keep reiterating each of them.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the season’s results are that the Red Wings finished higher in the standings with more wins than the Ducks and fewer shots on goal and fewer goals against.*

*all claims completely unsubstantiated.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool — so lets nominate three Canucks.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why you judge the player.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent reiteration of your original point.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh — if Dan Boyle had put up Lubo’s season, would you expect a Norris nod? If not, then fine. If so, and if the difference is that he’s not Lubo, then that’s where I disagree.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 26, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe I would; it’s hard to tell what to expect when you’re playing on the best coast. But I think Mike Green getting passed over for the Norris Trophy and the Canadian Olympic roster in the past few years is a strong indication that points and +/- are not the first or only factors in determining the best defensemen.

by meetyourmako on Apr 26, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

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