BoC Gameday -- Pacific Ocean's Eleven
Anaheim Ducks (46-30-5) at Los Angeles Kings (46-29-6), 7:30 pm
Anaheim Calling and Jewels From The Crown -- playoffs!
As was pointed out last summer, the Sharks, Kings, and Ducks all enter this postseason with eleven franchise playoff series wins -- now it's an open BoC Race to Twelve (or if we're damn lucky, Fifteen). We'll know a lot more about seedings and opponents after tonight, I think, but for now...

Not my best, but it's Saturday.
Here again is the rundown of all three franchises' eleven playoff series wins.
| Anaheim Ducks | Los Angeles Kings | San Jose Sharks | |||||||
| Win No. | Year | Opponent |
Series | Year | Opponent | Series | Year | Opponent | Series |
| 1 | 1997 | Phoenix Coyotes | 4-3 | 1969 | Oakland Seals | 4-3 | 1994 | Detroit Red Wings | 4-3 |
| 2 | 2003 | Detroit Red Wings | 4-0 | 1976 | Calgary Flames | 2-0 | 1995 | Calgary Flames | 4-3 |
| 3 | 2003 | Dallas Stars | 4-2 | 1977 | Calgary Flames | 2-1 | 2000 | St. Louis Blues | 4-3 |
| 4 | 2003 | Minnesota Wild | 4-0 | 1982 | Edmonton Oilers | 3-2 | 2002 | Phoenix Coyotes | 4-1 |
| 5 | 2006 | Calgary Flames | 4-3 | 1989 | Edmonton Oilers | 4-3 | 2004 | St. Louis Blues | 4-1 |
| 6 | 2006 | Colorado Avalanche | 4-0 | 1990 | Calgary Flames | 4-2 | 2004 | Colorado Avalanche | 4-2 |
| 7 | 2007 | Minnesota Wild | 4-1 | 1991 | Vancouver Canucks | 4-2 | 2006 | Nashville Predators | 4-1 |
| 8 | 2007 | Vancouver Canucks | 4-1 | 1993 | Calgary Flames | 4-2 | 2007 | Nashville Predators | 4-1 |
| 9 | 2007 | Detroit Red Wings | 4-2 | 1993 | Vancouver Canucks | 4-2 | 2008 | Calgary Flames | 4-3 |
| 10 | 2007 | Ottawa Senators | 4-1 | 1993 | Toronto Maple Leafs | 4-3 | 2010 | Colorado Avalanche |
4-2 |
| 11 | 2009 | San Jose Sharks | 4-2 | 2001 | Detroit Red Wings | 4-2 | 2010 | Detroit Red Wings | 4-1 |
Lots of good memories there.
And heck -- I even got free artwork in my inbox! Hooray!

Credit to Curt at Shark-tank.tumblr.com
Prediction: I should be around tonight -- stop on by for some end-of-season drama. The Rat forces Rudy to buy his roommate a handle of liquor.
Go Ducks.
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he looks a ZZ top. Awesome cartoons. I would love to see them all. So funny
Hometown : Montreal
First language : French
This explains why this post is filled with spelling, syntax and grammar mistakes!
brown sugar best zz top best song
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
shark in suit again..i love it…please post the other one!!!
ITS ON FUCKERS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
p.s.
kings beat the oakland seals…haha…thats just cool
p.s.s.
ducks are gonna coast and lose this one I know it
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
oh my god
that maybe the best cartoon I’ve ever seen. :)
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck. Shouldn’t have read the comments.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
YES it’s back!
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Just got 16 and some change. I’m rusty.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
Dont post unless it’s over 20.
No pussy shit.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Apr 9, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
18.38.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Apr 9, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
five million seconds.
I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
Battle of California
This place is gonna go fucking nuts next week
Calling it…
"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers" -Eddie Cantor
by angelofdeath on Apr 9, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This place is already fucking nuts, it’s going to go critical mass.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I half hope all three teams get swept just to see if anyone goes on a killing spree…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Aw come on It’ll be fun…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Ducks & Kings getting swept would be fun. Sharks being swept would not at all be fun. So shush you! :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh yeah…You guys just got swept huh?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
You didn’t shush!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I almost yearned for Hazy... or a read hot poker...
I went to the game yesterday @ the Pond, sorry, the Honda Center, and dear god did the Ducks fans prove to be a painful bunch to endure.
I almost [I said “almost”] yearned for the dulcet tones of one brain dead homer Hazy.
At one point the “very knowledgable” Ducks fan behind stated to his friend with great authority that, “Ellis needed to cycle more.” he then proceeded to explain to his friend who was nodding with devoted attention that, “Cycling is when the goalie moves back and forth really quickly in his net” [this was in response to some goaltending athleticism that Quick was showing in the second period on a wrap around attempt, if I remember correctly].
I almost turned around and asked him would he prefer that Ellis be shooting for a Canadian 50Hz or a more Amurrrican 60Hz [I know, I know Canadian is 60Hz, but 220, 221, whatever it takes]
Save me Jeebus!!!
So happy to have Bob Miller on my side.
by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm curious why you think
an idiot Duck fan is to be attributed directly to Brian Hayward. Maybe he’s just an idiot hockey fan?
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to wonder about the sanity of anyone who likes Bob Miller.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
?
Are you actually trying to compare those two broadcasters in the same breath?
you may not like Miller but holy mary mother of cthulhu… Brian Hayward [and yes I know one is color and one is play by play]?
Although your point is taken, my sanity is indeed suspect.
I didn’t compare anyone. I simply noted my dislike for Bob Miller. And said you were crazy, which you just agreed to.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
How dare you besmirch Bob Miller
You know, there was a time we’d take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.
by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
clarification...
There was no direct connection, aside from the familiar feeling of psychic pain I got listening to the aforementioned fan and when I listen to Hazy’s muffled homer blather as he tries to extract his tongue from between Perry’s buttcheeks.
If you’re waiting for me to defend Hazy, I ain’t doing it. I hope he’s fired today.
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I like the job Kevin Weekes does….Lets steal him from CBC.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
So you like Kevin Weekes and don’t like Bob Miller. Ok then.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Kevin Weekes acts like he’s doing crack while on ON THE FLY.
by ScottyKnows on Apr 12, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
HA
Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 13, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions
ugh, tonight we get to choose whether to watch the Kings or Ducks broadcast. What do you call the opposite of Sophie’s Choice?
Isn’t that exactly Sophie’s choice: picking from two terrible options?
by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
oh, and...
Please dear god Kings, get it together and get a W tonight.
Either that or see fit to gift me a Quick or Brown jersey “off their backs” tonight.
I wasn’t quite sure how I would have properly/publicly defiled a Ducks jersey off their backs yesterday had I won one as a part of fan appreciation night.
Who am I kidding, I wouldn’t have had the balls.
So I tried to pencil out the scenarios for the Ducks, and here’s who the Ducks would play if they ended up:
4th — Nashville
5th — Nashville or Phoenix
6th — Detroit or San Jose
7th — Detroit or San Jose
8th — Vancouver
Can’t be the Kings, Blackhawks, or Stars. Out of the teams above, who’s the most appealing right now?
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And actually, that might be the exact same “choice” that the Kings are facing, too. If L.A. ends up in any of those seeds, they’ll get those opponents too.
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Also, I think if Chicago beats Detroit tomorrow, that means the loser of tonight’s game will be the eighth seed.
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What kind of wackiness has to happen tonight and tomorrow so all three teams avoid each other until the second round? Math is hard.
Managing editor of From The Rink
www.fromtherink.com
There are probably multiple solutions, but one easy one is:
Chicago beats Detroit in regulation tomorrow.
That would ensure that San Jose stays in 2nd seed and Chicago would take 7th. One of the Ducks or Kings would be 8th, and the other would be 6th or better.
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And maybe Chicago can win in overtime or a shootout, too — I’m not sure who won the season series between Detroit and San Jose.
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Personally, this seems like it would be an excellent end-of-the-season finish.
Tomorrow, Detroit beats Chicago in regulation at 12:30, and Dallas has its opportunity to get in at 6:00 against Minnesota with a win. However, they lose that game badly, either by a 8-0 score or by blowing a 3-goal lead late. The anguish after that loss would be extra awesome. :)
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California is the best! Woooooooo!
That is all.
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by Megalodon on Apr 9, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed!
Hooray! Ducks and Sharks fans have a second thing to agree on.
The first thing is the hatred of the Los Angeles Kings :)
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what are we supposed to hate the kings for?
by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Final: NSH 0, STL 2
Who ever wins tonight between the Ducks and Kings will be at least the 5th seed with the 4th still a possibility if Phoenix loses.
CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
Still no Emery or Marchant — El Niño got called up, but not in tonight’s game.
4 D FOWLER, CAM
5 D SBISA, LUCA
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
19 L WINCHESTER, BRAD
21 D BROOKBANK, SHELDON
23 D BEAUCHEMIN, FRANCOIS
28 C CHIPCHURA, KYLE
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
33 L BLAKE, JASON
37 L RUUTU, JARKKO
39 L BELESKEY, MATT
64 C MCMILLAN, BRANDON
1 G HILLER, JONAS
38 G ELLIS, DAN
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Good start, Hell Yes.
Tough penalty on Frenchie — follow through on a clear. It’s a penalty, but I don’t want him doing anything differently there.
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oh good, there are people here
even though i remember you’re pretty low-traffic here during game threads
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, the only reason i'm here
is because i sacrificed my saturday night to get my taxes done. With the hawks final game (and what’s riding on it) I’m sure as hell not getting anything done tomorrow.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Very nice — got mine done earlier in the week.
Yeah, tomorrow’s huge for you guys. Crazy fucking west this year. Fortunately, if you guys win, you avoid 8th, I think.
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I shouldn’t even bother thinking it out — it’ll be much clearer in a few hours.
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it's true that
1) if we win, we avoid 8th
2) it’s not worth thinking of every scenario. I might as well chug a gallon of slurpee and get the same effect.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
it's good
and you got the goal without a 20 min review. congrats!
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, that Hossa goal was crazy. I hated it at the time, of course — but now that we’ve clinched, I’m a bit more magnanimous. :)
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hell
I didn’t think it was a goal for like 3 different reasons. But I was happy to accept it.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone with a good stream?
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
yeah, im too lazy to look
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
Yahoo's decent
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/hockeynight/2011040908
I see you were bored too Lance?
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm always bored
unless I’m not
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
it's nice to watch a hockey game though
and not be ready to check into ER. though it looks like Kesler just got hurt, so I’m sure there are many Canuck fans with elevated heart rates right about now.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
nvrmnd
Kesler’s fine, just looked a bit ginger on his ankle for a sec. drat…..
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you had me excited concerned for a bit
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
yeah
they’d still be an awesome team without him, but it WOULD make life against them a bit easier
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
You guys should know that this blog is more or less pulling for you. There’s certainly Hawk haters here, but we all really hate Dallas.
www.battleofcali.com
meh, there are Hawks haters everywhere
especially among the Sharks and Canuck fans, too much bitter blood in recent years. but thx!
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure if we’re pulling for you to win tomorrow, but we’re definitely pulling for an embarrassing loss by Dallas! :)
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hahaha….how about an overtime loss? we might settle for that.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GOAL!!!!
BTW, PHX 0, SJ 0.
SJ outshot PHX 12-9.
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So, you all have PSAs
telling people not to text their kids while driving? wow….
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the things you learn during intermission
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I missed it. I was texting a bunch of motorists.
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
all of whom were your offspring? interesting….
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So
you don’t text your kid while he/she is driving, or you don’t text him/her while you are driving? I’m confused
They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands
Don’t text your kid, who is driving.
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 12:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If Anaheim wins,
I think we get Phoenix no matter what happens in the SJ/PHX game. The only thing that changes is whoever has the extra home game.
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Not sure about that — they started the night behind Nashville, so if they lose also they’d be in 6th.
If we get 4th, it has to be Nashville.
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I decided a while ago that this race is waaaay to confusing for me, so I’m just focusing on who is in/out. The Western Conference is ridiculous, and I feel dumb trying to figure it out.
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
I understand why it’s been complicated before, but now we’re talking about like four games. Should be clearer, you’d think. :)
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you would think so
1 game left, and I’m not really sure what the scenarios are for the hawks and other teams in terms of positioning. All I know is we need 1 point tomorrow to get in or a Dallas not-regulation or OT win.
"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011
You'd think
But instead, we’ve all been drinking way too heavily for any clarity. Tomorrow should provide a ROW=x and L= :(
They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands
San Jose goal.
1-0 SJ with 12:00 left in the 2nd.
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yeah, sounds right
you’d def have the upper hand playing the Preds. They haven’t looked terribly terrifying lately.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure I like the matchup — Rinne is really good, and we didn’t hold Nashville to under 4 goals once this season.
Of course, once was in the first three games when we were terrible, and once we can blame on vertigo, but still.
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REALLY?????
holy shit. I didn’t think they’d scored 4 goals in one game all year. Every time we play them, it’s a shut-down defense-driven, mind-numbingly boring game.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i've heard rumors
that they don’t play a trap. None that my eyes can confirm, but you know, rumors…
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Ducks seem to be a different team now than they’ve been for a lot of the early season, so it’s suspect, I guess.
And there’s probably some empty-netters in there.
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Nashville would be a really bad match-up for the Ducks, I think. They have defensive players that could actually shut down Getzlaf’s line and their offense is deep as hell.
Agree
Not real excited about a first round matchup against them.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s just tough to tell because we only played them once recently, and that was the Hiller start. That whole game was whack.
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Yeah, just on paper they seem built to stop a team like the Ducks: tough defensive team, great top pairing defense that can compete physically with Ryan-Getzlaf-Perry, deep team that can take advantage of Anaheim’s bottom six.
The Kings are going to end up winning this game anyway so this is all moot, but it’s fun to think about.
I agree with RK here. If our reward for getting fourth is NASH in the first round, the joke might be on us. NASH is really tough to play once they have a lead, and our boys don’t even really start skating most games until they are behind a goal or two.
i’m not even sure he saw the initlal shot, but as long as it doesn’t hit the back of the net
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
and another
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YES.
Kings’ shorthanded unit is more dangerous than their power play.
Frenchie!!!!
Hahahaha.
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all cards seem to be in your favor today
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This past month or two, really.
But yeah — we were a threat to miss yesterday; today we’re a threat for home ice. Nice improvement.
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The West
Has been crazy from start to end
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.
I will be very happy
to not only see the hawks get in, but not see the Ducks for a loooong while.
They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands
dude, that Shark paying reparations to the Blackhawks one
that you reposted today. wonderful.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks — it’s weird, I never really thought that much of that one, but it’s been a hit.
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i think you were right about the word "reparations’ — i think only the government pays them. but whatevs. the memory of us owning the sharks last year in the tank made me smile.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
San Jose goal.
PHX 0, SJ 2. 1 minute left in the 2nd.
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Damn — well, I guess you take enough penalties it does cost you.
Tough one, Ellis.
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Both teams are taking penalties in this game
Only one of them is getting called for it.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
not entirely over yet
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt anyone cares but Long Beach State won the roller hockey national championship tonight. I was pretty stoked and sent a bunch of texts to people and they all responded, “The hell? I don’t care.”
i didn’t even know there was such a thing as college competative roller hockey! I’ve clearly missed out in life.
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
but its not cool to wear them right?…followin the rudy code
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep.
I played for Ventura College. Back then, El Camino College and Saddleback College were the shit. Cal Poly SLO and UCSB had great squads, too.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You shouldn’t text people while they’re driving. Especially about roller hockey. :)
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and especially if they’re your progeny
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by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You were spot on last night
So I’m hoping your prognostications continue.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Phoenix Goal.
PHX 1, SJ 2.
Dammit . . .
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Yep.
We’d play Phoenix in the 1st round and they’d have home ice if we win and they get at least 1 point.
CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
Shit I wonder how many times this gets said by people over the course of an 82 game season….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey Drew
Keep calling for that pass. I love watching you shoot it wide.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
San Jose goal. 3-1
We win, we’re the 4th seed.
CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS
Game just went final. San Jose wins in regulation.
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Can you post in like every game thread?
Even when the Kings aren’t playing? Please do it.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
why do you hate me..?
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I don't
Your comments amuse the ever-loving crap out of me.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
are you being sarcastic?
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
About your comments being unintentionally hillarious?
No.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
..
uhm.
i dont even…
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Classy Clifford
I’ll just jump on you when you’re not looking.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
If you got hit in the head a bunch of times
I think you’d be pissed too.
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
welll.. i m ay have had a ducks thing mid-season.
BUT THE LOVE IS GONE.
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
if we win today, yeah hawks
better get those cartoon ideas going Sleek! we (hawk fans) have high expectations.
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I <3 Dan Ellis
“A guy like Richardson going after a guy like Teemu. There’s no need for that.”
by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
This is somewhat clarifying:
Here’s the short version: Canucks will host LA/Chi/Dal; Sharks will host Pho/Chi/Nas/LA; Wings will host Pho/Nas; Ducks will host Nas/Chi.
www.battleofcali.com
With one game to play, Chicago could still finish 5th, 7th, 8th, or 9th. The West is mental this season.
OK
Here is my hopelessly optimistic scenario where the Kings go back to the Stanley cup this year.
1. Chicago and Dallas loose, Vancouver gets screwed and has to play Chicago.
2. Sharks choke (Ok, that’s not hopelessly optimistic)
3. Ducks and Coyotes prevail through really bad refereeing
4. Vancouver and Chicago have a huge bench clearing brawl, resulting in 7 injuries 18 suspensions, and one death (probably one of the Sedins).
5. Kings figure out power play, figure out how to play shutdown defense without Kopitar, and get lucky (by a series of incredibly fortunate events not currently forseen), win next two series
You guys let the Hawks invade BoC? tsk! And to think this was a somewhat classy joint.
:)
woohoo! Sharks ROCK!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Classy? We let you in didn’t we?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey! I am all class all the time thank you very much.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You’re certainly something all the time….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Are you kidding?
A third of the membership is comprised of Ducks fans.
by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah … somewhat classy only refers to Sharks fans :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Sounds about right. I think we’re still somewhat classy.
by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
hey now!
I thought you liked some of us!
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
ha ha!!! who ratted me out!! :)
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
i believe you did. Admission of “like” in a weak moment.
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
so … how are you holding up?
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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uummm.....yeah.....
I have to pin my hope that the AHL-caliber squad who will be masquerading as the Wild this evening managed not to get beat by the Stars……. and I’m keeping my elderly mother company at her house tonight b/c there’s tornado weather rolling in soon, which means i’m not drinking (she very anti-alcohol).
on the other hand, I thinking i’m being surprisingly less volitile than other SCHers right now. could just be the lack of booze in my system though.
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah … I’ve been reading the comments over there … I’m thinking both Chicago & Dallas should be on suicide watch tonight :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
watch the tape broobank owned clifford the red dog..got him bloody…
teemu..that its fight back..he should clocked johnson though for those crosschecks to the back
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:37 AM PDT reply actions
“That’s pretty gutless of him to go after a guy like Teemu Selanne,” Ellis said. “Pick another grinder or a fighter, but not a Hall of Fame guy in his 40s.”
u tell em rich boy
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brookbank fucked Clifford up! It was awesome.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Apr 10, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
im back on the brookbank mountain wagon..sorry lija..sit tight well need you if someone gets hurt..sutton..well u can play fwd in place of winchester united
p.s.
not looking forward to playing nashville…think we match up better with the hawks style of play…i agree with rudys analysis
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
That’s so obviously a Royal Weiner.
by Cool Dudes on Apr 10, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeez, “Battle Rape” sounds extra brutal/disturbing.
by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicago loses, so it’s pretty much set.
1. VAN vs 8. CHI or DAL
2. SJS vs 7. LAK
3. DET vs 6. PHX
4. ANA vs 5. NSH
There will be a first round BoC. And it is the Predators in the Ducks’ future.
www.battleofcali.com
yeah, UGH
KMN. Go Wild.
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what I was hoping for — now Dallas just has to suffer the most embarrassing loss in franchise history.
www.battleofcali.com
thanks for the optimism
here’s to hoping.
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
As pointed out by Plank on twitter,
First BoC since the 1960’s. Wow, this will be exciting!
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Uh … Sharks and Ducks? I know we like to forget that, but …
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yeah … just read the messages … I get it … ha!
silly people
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I think this denial of history is stupid, too.
Go Sharks!
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Denial of history?
Next your going to tell me that genocide actually happens
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minnys gunnaa win-ny :)
Brutal
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 12:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Sigh.
I gotta go with the Sharks in 6. Kings haven’t looked their best lately, with the injuries making it worse.
Shark Weak on NHL will be delayed until Round 2 at least.
I’ve decided that all my postseason predictions will have one criterion. See if you can spot it :P.
VAN
SJS
DET
ANA
NSH
PHX
LAK
DAL
SJS
ANA
PHX
DAL
SJS
ANA
SJS
by warning on Apr 10, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
(And regardless of what happens in the West, any team in the West will cream the Eastern conf. winner)
by JenLovesHockey on Apr 10, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
how do you predict Anaheim makes it that far?
goodness gracious.
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dallas is done. Thank fucking god.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hooray! I’m so happy they had a chance and blew it.
Fuck off, Dallas!
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That has to be the only good thing that happened in Minnesota all year…..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
i cannot believe they blew there chance..hahaha holy shit
Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
me too!!!
WHAT a coincidence!
whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.
by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m thrilled at that – but I was rooting for how comical it would be that the Stanley Cup Champions be out the playoffs … ah well wasn’t meant to be.
GO SHARKS!
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Bring on the Walrus!!!!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
put up the full schedule please! oh fuck it … I’ll go over and look myself
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Games that concern BoC
Sharks & Kings
Thursday, April 14 at San Jose, 10:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 16 at San Jose, 10:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 19 at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 21 at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23 at San Jose, 10:30 p.m.
*Monday, April 25 at Los Angeles
*Wednesday, April 27 at San Jose
Ducks & Preds
Wednesday, April 13 at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Friday, April 15 at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 17 at Nashville
Wednesday, April 20 at Nashville
*Friday, April 22 at Anaheim, 10:00 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24 at Nashville
*Tuesday, April 26 at Anaheim
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I was impatient … but your way was of course way better :)
GO SHARKS!
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