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BoC Gameday -- Pacific Ocean's Eleven

Anaheim Ducks (46-30-5) at Los Angeles Kings (46-29-6), 7:30 pm
Anaheim Calling and Jewels From The Crown -- playoffs!

As was pointed out last summer, the Sharks, Kings, and Ducks all enter this postseason with eleven franchise playoff series wins -- now it's an open BoC Race to Twelve (or if we're damn lucky, Fifteen).  We'll know a lot more about seedings and opponents after tonight, I think, but for now...

Pacific_oceans_eleven_medium
Not my best, but it's Saturday.

Here again is the rundown of all three franchises' eleven playoff series wins.

Anaheim Ducks Los Angeles Kings San Jose Sharks
Win No. Year Opponent
Series Year Opponent Series Year Opponent Series
1 1997 Phoenix Coyotes 4-3 1969 Oakland Seals 4-3 1994 Detroit Red Wings 4-3
2 2003 Detroit Red Wings 4-0 1976 Calgary Flames 2-0 1995 Calgary Flames 4-3
3 2003 Dallas Stars 4-2 1977 Calgary Flames 2-1 2000 St. Louis Blues 4-3
4 2003 Minnesota Wild 4-0 1982 Edmonton Oilers 3-2 2002 Phoenix Coyotes 4-1
5 2006 Calgary Flames 4-3 1989 Edmonton Oilers 4-3 2004 St. Louis Blues 4-1
6 2006 Colorado Avalanche 4-0 1990 Calgary Flames 4-2 2004 Colorado Avalanche 4-2
7 2007 Minnesota Wild 4-1 1991 Vancouver Canucks 4-2 2006 Nashville Predators 4-1
8 2007 Vancouver Canucks 4-1 1993 Calgary Flames 4-2 2007 Nashville Predators 4-1
9 2007 Detroit Red Wings 4-2 1993 Vancouver Canucks 4-2 2008 Calgary Flames 4-3
10 2007 Ottawa Senators 4-1 1993 Toronto Maple Leafs 4-3 2010 Colorado Avalanche
4-2
11 2009 San Jose Sharks 4-2 2001 Detroit Red Wings 4-2 2010 Detroit Red Wings 4-1

Lots of good memories there.

And heck -- I even got free artwork in my inbox!  Hooray!

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Credit to Curt at Shark-tank.tumblr.com

Prediction: I should be around tonight -- stop on by for some end-of-season drama.  The Rat forces Rudy to buy his roommate a handle of liquor.

Go Ducks.

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the king looks like a bamf.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s all playoff-grizzled now.

Eh, I wish there was a more drawable scene for Ocean’s Eleven, but whatever. At least I didn’t use the corny joke I used to whine about that movie: “But I didn’t see the first ten!”

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks a ZZ top. Awesome cartoons. I would love to see them all. So funny

Hometown : Montreal
First language : French
This explains why this post is filled with spelling, syntax and grammar mistakes!

by JGCrevier on Apr 9, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

brown sugar best zz top best song

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shark in suit again..i love it…please post the other one!!!

ITS ON FUCKERS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

p.s.
kings beat the oakland seals…haha…thats just cool

p.s.s.
ducks are gonna coast and lose this one I know it

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

shark in suit again..i love it…please post the other one!!!

This one?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh my god

that maybe the best cartoon I’ve ever seen. :)

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck. Shouldn’t have read the comments.

Air Force Test

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 9, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES it’s back!

I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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by Megalodon on Apr 9, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got 16 and some change. I’m rusty.

I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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by Megalodon on Apr 9, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont post unless it’s over 20.
No pussy shit.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 9, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

18.38.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 9, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

33 seconds

These are the demands and sayings of tohon

by tohon on Apr 10, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

five million seconds.

I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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by Megalodon on Apr 10, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This place is gonna go fucking nuts next week

Calling it…

"A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers" -Eddie Cantor

by angelofdeath on Apr 9, 2011 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This place is already fucking nuts, it’s going to go critical mass.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 9, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I half hope all three teams get swept just to see if anyone goes on a killing spree…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 9, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw come on It’ll be fun…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks & Kings getting swept would be fun. Sharks being swept would not at all be fun. So shush you! :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 9, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah…You guys just got swept huh?

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t shush!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 9, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost yearned for Hazy... or a read hot poker...

I went to the game yesterday @ the Pond, sorry, the Honda Center, and dear god did the Ducks fans prove to be a painful bunch to endure.
I almost [I said “almost”] yearned for the dulcet tones of one brain dead homer Hazy.
At one point the “very knowledgable” Ducks fan behind stated to his friend with great authority that, “Ellis needed to cycle more.” he then proceeded to explain to his friend who was nodding with devoted attention that, “Cycling is when the goalie moves back and forth really quickly in his net” [this was in response to some goaltending athleticism that Quick was showing in the second period on a wrap around attempt, if I remember correctly].
I almost turned around and asked him would he prefer that Ellis be shooting for a Canadian 50Hz or a more Amurrrican 60Hz [I know, I know Canadian is 60Hz, but 220, 221, whatever it takes]
Save me Jeebus!!!
So happy to have Bob Miller on my side.

by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm curious why you think

an idiot Duck fan is to be attributed directly to Brian Hayward. Maybe he’s just an idiot hockey fan?

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to wonder about the sanity of anyone who likes Bob Miller.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

Are you actually trying to compare those two broadcasters in the same breath?
you may not like Miller but holy mary mother of cthulhu… Brian Hayward [and yes I know one is color and one is play by play]?
Although your point is taken, my sanity is indeed suspect.

by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t compare anyone. I simply noted my dislike for Bob Miller. And said you were crazy, which you just agreed to.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright then.
see that it doesn’t happen again.

by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you besmirch Bob Miller

You know, there was a time we’d take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

clarification...

There was no direct connection, aside from the familiar feeling of psychic pain I got listening to the aforementioned fan and when I listen to Hazy’s muffled homer blather as he tries to extract his tongue from between Perry’s buttcheeks.

by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re waiting for me to defend Hazy, I ain’t doing it. I hope he’s fired today.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the job Kevin Weekes does….Lets steal him from CBC.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 9, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you like Kevin Weekes and don’t like Bob Miller. Ok then.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Apr 10, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

His voice annoys me.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Weekes acts like he’s doing crack while on ON THE FLY.

by ScottyKnows on Apr 12, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

HA

Shark fans in a "frenzy" after another playoff ouster
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 13, 2011 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, tonight we get to choose whether to watch the Kings or Ducks broadcast. What do you call the opposite of Sophie’s Choice?

by sixteen.wins on Apr 9, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that exactly Sophie’s choice: picking from two terrible options?

by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and...

Please dear god Kings, get it together and get a W tonight.
Either that or see fit to gift me a Quick or Brown jersey “off their backs” tonight.
I wasn’t quite sure how I would have properly/publicly defiled a Ducks jersey off their backs yesterday had I won one as a part of fan appreciation night.
Who am I kidding, I wouldn’t have had the balls.

by Nosebleeder on Apr 9, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for the guy who got Kyle Chipchura’s jersey.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I tried to pencil out the scenarios for the Ducks, and here’s who the Ducks would play if they ended up:

4th — Nashville
5th — Nashville or Phoenix
6th — Detroit or San Jose
7th — Detroit or San Jose
8th — Vancouver

Can’t be the Kings, Blackhawks, or Stars. Out of the teams above, who’s the most appealing right now?

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

And actually, that might be the exact same “choice” that the Kings are facing, too. If L.A. ends up in any of those seeds, they’ll get those opponents too.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I think if Chicago beats Detroit tomorrow, that means the loser of tonight’s game will be the eighth seed.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of wackiness has to happen tonight and tomorrow so all three teams avoid each other until the second round? Math is hard.

Managing editor of From The Rink
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by Mike Chen on Apr 9, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are probably multiple solutions, but one easy one is:

Chicago beats Detroit in regulation tomorrow.

That would ensure that San Jose stays in 2nd seed and Chicago would take 7th. One of the Ducks or Kings would be 8th, and the other would be 6th or better.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And maybe Chicago can win in overtime or a shootout, too — I’m not sure who won the season series between Detroit and San Jose.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think San Jose won 3-1.

by meetyourmako on Apr 9, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also possible:

Detroit beats Chicago.
Phoenix beats San Jose in regulation.
St. Louis beats Nashville in regulation.

That would leave San Jose in 3rd, and the Ducks and Kings would be playing for 5th and 7th.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the ducks to play against vancouver because then i can be a canucks fan.
and the ducks will lose. first round.
calling it.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, this seems like it would be an excellent end-of-the-season finish.

Tomorrow, Detroit beats Chicago in regulation at 12:30, and Dallas has its opportunity to get in at 6:00 against Minnesota with a win. However, they lose that game badly, either by a 8-0 score or by blowing a 3-goal lead late. The anguish after that loss would be extra awesome. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha! you are so evil :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 9, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

California is the best! Woooooooo!

That is all.

I was almost going down and then I didn’t go down and then it came and it was too late to get down.
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by Megalodon on Apr 9, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Agreed!

Hooray! Ducks and Sharks fans have a second thing to agree on.

The first thing is the hatred of the Los Angeles Kings :)

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by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are we supposed to hate the kings for?

by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Final: NSH 0, STL 2

Who ever wins tonight between the Ducks and Kings will be at least the 5th seed with the 4th still a possibility if Phoenix loses.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work, Andy Mac. Nashville can now fall as low as 7th, but the Kings and Ducks can’t both pass ’em.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still no Emery or Marchant — El Niño got called up, but not in tonight’s game.

4 D FOWLER, CAM
5 D SBISA, LUCA
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
19 L WINCHESTER, BRAD
21 D BROOKBANK, SHELDON
23 D BEAUCHEMIN, FRANCOIS
28 C CHIPCHURA, KYLE
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
33 L BLAKE, JASON
37 L RUUTU, JARKKO
39 L BELESKEY, MATT
64 C MCMILLAN, BRANDON
1 G HILLER, JONAS
38 G ELLIS, DAN

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start, Hell Yes.

Tough penalty on Frenchie — follow through on a clear. It’s a penalty, but I don’t want him doing anything differently there.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good, there are people here

even though i remember you’re pretty low-traffic here during game threads

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, especially on weekends — bunch of slackers out here. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, the only reason i'm here

is because i sacrificed my saturday night to get my taxes done. With the hawks final game (and what’s riding on it) I’m sure as hell not getting anything done tomorrow.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice — got mine done earlier in the week.

Yeah, tomorrow’s huge for you guys. Crazy fucking west this year. Fortunately, if you guys win, you avoid 8th, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t even bother thinking it out — it’ll be much clearer in a few hours.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's true that

1) if we win, we avoid 8th
2) it’s not worth thinking of every scenario. I might as well chug a gallon of slurpee and get the same effect.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lubo wow!

That’s as vicious as I’ve ever seen the guy.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That may be a high stick, but way to go, McMuffin!!!

WOOOOOOOO!!!! (maybe)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Legal!!!

Woooo!!!!

Kings need a power play meeting.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's good

and you got the goal without a 20 min review. congrats!

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that Hossa goal was crazy. I hated it at the time, of course — but now that we’ve clinched, I’m a bit more magnanimous. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell

I didn’t think it was a goal for like 3 different reasons. But I was happy to accept it.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy easiness that was awesome.

Great work, Perry.

Hahaha, special teams.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone with a good stream?

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, im too lazy to look

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m terrible with this stuff — but hopefully somebody can help.

Laziness is a noble cause.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo's decent

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/hockeynight/2011040908

I see you were bored too Lance?

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always bored

unless I’m not

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's nice to watch a hockey game though

and not be ready to check into ER. though it looks like Kesler just got hurt, so I’m sure there are many Canuck fans with elevated heart rates right about now.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nvrmnd

Kesler’s fine, just looked a bit ginger on his ankle for a sec. drat…..

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had me excited concerned for a bit

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they’d still be an awesome team without him, but it WOULD make life against them a bit easier

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should know that this blog is more or less pulling for you. There’s certainly Hawk haters here, but we all really hate Dallas.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh, there are Hawks haters everywhere

especially among the Sharks and Canuck fans, too much bitter blood in recent years. but thx!

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if we’re pulling for you to win tomorrow, but we’re definitely pulling for an embarrassing loss by Dallas! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha….how about an overtime loss? we might settle for that.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

BTW, PHX 0, SJ 0.
SJ outshot PHX 12-9.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

*after 1

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the updating! Clarity is coming!

Go Moustache!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOO!!!!

Great period, everybody. Nice work, special teams disparity!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So, you all have PSAs

telling people not to text their kids while driving? wow….

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

the things you learn during intermission

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I missed it. I was texting a bunch of motorists.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

all of whom were your offspring? interesting….

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

you don’t text your kid while he/she is driving, or you don’t text him/her while you are driving? I’m confused

They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands

by hawkeytalk on Apr 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t text your kid, who is driving.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 12:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Anaheim wins,

I think we get Phoenix no matter what happens in the SJ/PHX game. The only thing that changes is whoever has the extra home game.

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by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure about that — they started the night behind Nashville, so if they lose also they’d be in 6th.

If we get 4th, it has to be Nashville.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided a while ago that this race is waaaay to confusing for me, so I’m just focusing on who is in/out. The Western Conference is ridiculous, and I feel dumb trying to figure it out.

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand why it’s been complicated before, but now we’re talking about like four games. Should be clearer, you’d think. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would think so

1 game left, and I’m not really sure what the scenarios are for the hawks and other teams in terms of positioning. All I know is we need 1 point tomorrow to get in or a Dallas not-regulation or OT win.

"The Blackhawks are finished....This isn't over. But the Hawks season is."
-- SamFels, February 18th, 2011

by LanceFister3 on Apr 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that — I only started looking at positioning this morning, after the clinching.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'd think

But instead, we’ve all been drinking way too heavily for any clarity. Tomorrow should provide a ROW=x and L= :(

They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands

by hawkeytalk on Apr 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose goal.

1-0 SJ with 12:00 left in the 2nd.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

So if both scores hold, we clinch fourth? Wow.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sounds right

you’d def have the upper hand playing the Preds. They haven’t looked terribly terrifying lately.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I like the matchup — Rinne is really good, and we didn’t hold Nashville to under 4 goals once this season.

Of course, once was in the first three games when we were terrible, and once we can blame on vertigo, but still.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY?????

holy shit. I didn’t think they’d scored 4 goals in one game all year. Every time we play them, it’s a shut-down defense-driven, mind-numbingly boring game.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

TRAP

They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands

by hawkeytalk on Apr 9, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've heard rumors

that they don’t play a trap. None that my eyes can confirm, but you know, rumors…

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Ducks seem to be a different team now than they’ve been for a lot of the early season, so it’s suspect, I guess.

And there’s probably some empty-netters in there.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nashville would be a really bad match-up for the Ducks, I think. They have defensive players that could actually shut down Getzlaf’s line and their offense is deep as hell.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

Not real excited about a first round matchup against them.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just tough to tell because we only played them once recently, and that was the Hiller start. That whole game was whack.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just on paper they seem built to stop a team like the Ducks: tough defensive team, great top pairing defense that can compete physically with Ryan-Getzlaf-Perry, deep team that can take advantage of Anaheim’s bottom six.

The Kings are going to end up winning this game anyway so this is all moot, but it’s fun to think about.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with RK here. If our reward for getting fourth is NASH in the first round, the joke might be on us. NASH is really tough to play once they have a lead, and our boys don’t even really start skating most games until they are behind a goal or two.

by Mike in OC on Apr 10, 2011 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nashville may not be ideal, but if we lost yesterday the choice would have been Vancouver or San Jose. Compared with those alternatives, I don’t know that there’s any great choice — Nashville will do.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Two posts? Damn.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice save, Hell Yes.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not even sure he saw the initlal shot, but as long as it doesn’t hit the back of the net

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another good one. Hang in there, Ducks!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and another

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YES.

Kings’ shorthanded unit is more dangerous than their power play.

Frenchie!!!!

Hahahaha.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

all cards seem to be in your favor today

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This past month or two, really.

But yeah — we were a threat to miss yesterday; today we’re a threat for home ice. Nice improvement.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The West

Has been crazy from start to end

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
NM's Chief Lady Pleaser. Just ask eightyseven.

by Semi_Colon on Apr 9, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be very happy

to not only see the hawks get in, but not see the Ducks for a loooong while.

They'll have to pry the cup out of our cold, dead hands

by hawkeytalk on Apr 9, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, but think of the cartoons!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, that Shark paying reparations to the Blackhawks one

that you reposted today. wonderful.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks — it’s weird, I never really thought that much of that one, but it’s been a hit.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you were right about the word "reparations’ — i think only the government pays them. but whatevs. the memory of us owning the sharks last year in the tank made me smile.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

San Jose goal.

PHX 0, SJ 2. 1 minute left in the 2nd.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice! Cushion!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good parenting, Frenchie.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell Yes is building a lot of confidence for the playoff start (from me). :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn — well, I guess you take enough penalties it does cost you.

Tough one, Ellis.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Lydman’s never going to fall as obviously as Brown will.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

not entirely over yet

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me — we know drama.

OK, c’mon solid third!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt anyone cares but Long Beach State won the roller hockey national championship tonight. I was pretty stoked and sent a bunch of texts to people and they all responded, “The hell? I don’t care.”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i didn’t even know there was such a thing as college competative roller hockey! I’ve clearly missed out in life.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a real thing, they have uniforms and everything.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but its not cool to wear them right?…followin the rudy code

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 9, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yep.

I played for Ventura College. Back then, El Camino College and Saddleback College were the shit. Cal Poly SLO and UCSB had great squads, too.

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You shouldn’t text people while they’re driving. Especially about roller hockey. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and especially if they’re your progeny

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 9, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were spot on last night

So I’m hoping your prognostications continue.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible pass, Winchester United. Leave those to your captain.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix Goal.

PHX 1, SJ 2.

Dammit . . .

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by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

If they force OT, then 5th is the ceiling.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

We’d play Phoenix in the 1st round and they’d have home ice if we win and they get at least 1 point.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go clocks go!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic Brown.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Exhale.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit I wonder how many times this gets said by people over the course of an 82 game season….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Drew

Keep calling for that pass. I love watching you shoot it wide.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

San Jose goal. 3-1

We win, we’re the 4th seed.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

*minute left.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — Sharks did their part and clinch 2nd, which for now would put them against the loser of this game.

Only the Hawks can intervene, and the Wings don’t have anything to play for.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game just went final. San Jose wins in regulation.

CALIFORNIA ANGELS . . . ANAHEIM DUCKS . . . CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS

by AndyHogan14 on Apr 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg hillers face when fixing ellis’ pads.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you post in like every game thread?

Even when the Kings aren’t playing? Please do it.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do you hate me..?

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I don't

Your comments amuse the ever-loving crap out of me.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to support, Brookbank Mountain.

And way to throw some while doing so.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Classy Clifford

I’ll just jump on you when you’re not looking.

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemu’s fighting? Wow.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

He did better than I thought he would.

Way to survive, 40-year-old.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha Teemu’s awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Apr 9, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really should be flagging this.

by moontheloon23 on Apr 9, 2011 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

Do what you gotta do, I guess.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 6:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was so surprised when he got into the fight! It was still awesome to witness the Ducks win over the Kings @ Staples. Only one other Ducks fan sitting behind me, lol.

Let’s GO Ducks!

by b0r3dguy on Apr 10, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

i hate brookbank.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

And you’re not even a Ducks fan! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

welll.. i m ay have had a ducks thing mid-season.
BUT THE LOVE IS GONE.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow — most dramatic 4th seed ever.

Go Drama. See ya soon, Preds.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait — it can be the Hawks, even? Screw you, system! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we win today, yeah hawks

better get those cartoon ideas going Sleek! we (hawk fans) have high expectations.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Dan Ellis

“A guy like Richardson going after a guy like Teemu. There’s no need for that.”

by PhantomPretender on Apr 9, 2011 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not a bad interview — and pretty deflective of praise, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is somewhat clarifying:

Here’s the short version: Canucks will host LA/Chi/Dal; Sharks will host Pho/Chi/Nas/LA; Wings will host Pho/Nas; Ducks will host Nas/Chi.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 9, 2011 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 9, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

With one game to play, Chicago could still finish 5th, 7th, 8th, or 9th. The West is mental this season.

by sixteen.wins on Apr 9, 2011 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Here is my hopelessly optimistic scenario where the Kings go back to the Stanley cup this year.

1. Chicago and Dallas loose, Vancouver gets screwed and has to play Chicago.
2. Sharks choke (Ok, that’s not hopelessly optimistic)
3. Ducks and Coyotes prevail through really bad refereeing
4. Vancouver and Chicago have a huge bench clearing brawl, resulting in 7 injuries 18 suspensions, and one death (probably one of the Sedins).
5. Kings figure out power play, figure out how to play shutdown defense without Kopitar, and get lucky (by a series of incredibly fortunate events not currently forseen), win next two series

by Cool Dudes on Apr 9, 2011 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys let the Hawks invade BoC? tsk! And to think this was a somewhat classy joint.

:)

woohoo! Sharks ROCK!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Classy? We let you in didn’t we?

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I am all class all the time thank you very much.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re certainly something all the time….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be in bed?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

A third of the membership is comprised of Ducks fans.

by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah … somewhat classy only refers to Sharks fans :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right. I think we’re still somewhat classy.

by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey now!

I thought you liked some of us!

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!!! who ratted me out!! :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

i believe you did. Admission of “like” in a weak moment.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

so … how are you holding up?

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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

uummm.....yeah.....

I have to pin my hope that the AHL-caliber squad who will be masquerading as the Wild this evening managed not to get beat by the Stars……. and I’m keeping my elderly mother company at her house tonight b/c there’s tornado weather rolling in soon, which means i’m not drinking (she very anti-alcohol).

on the other hand, I thinking i’m being surprisingly less volitile than other SCHers right now. could just be the lack of booze in my system though.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah … I’ve been reading the comments over there … I’m thinking both Chicago & Dallas should be on suicide watch tonight :)

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch the tape broobank owned clifford the red dog..got him bloody…

teemu..that its fight back..he should clocked johnson though for those crosschecks to the back

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

“That’s pretty gutless of him to go after a guy like Teemu Selanne,” Ellis said. “Pick another grinder or a fighter, but not a Hall of Fame guy in his 40s.”

u tell em rich boy

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brookbank fucked Clifford up! It was awesome.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Apr 10, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

im back on the brookbank mountain wagon..sorry lija..sit tight well need you if someone gets hurt..sutton..well u can play fwd in place of winchester united

p.s.
not looking forward to playing nashville…think we match up better with the hawks style of play…i agree with rudys analysis

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

So...

The Sharks are going to play the Kings

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Apr 10, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one receiving looks much more like a King to me…

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Apr 10, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

That’s so obviously a Royal Weiner.

by Cool Dudes on Apr 10, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jeez, “Battle Rape” sounds extra brutal/disturbing.

by meetyourmako on Apr 10, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BoC battle!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago loses, so it’s pretty much set.

1. VAN vs 8. CHI or DAL
2. SJS vs 7. LAK
3. DET vs 6. PHX
4. ANA vs 5. NSH

There will be a first round BoC. And it is the Predators in the Ducks’ future.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, UGH

KMN. Go Wild.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I was hoping for — now Dallas just has to suffer the most embarrassing loss in franchise history.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the optimism

here’s to hoping.

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

As pointed out by Plank on twitter,

First BoC since the 1960’s. Wow, this will be exciting!

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on Apr 10, 2011 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys should probably wait for the series to end before acknowledging this one’s existence. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh … Sharks and Ducks? I know we like to forget that, but …

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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah … just read the messages … I get it … ha!

silly people

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by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this denial of history is stupid, too.

Go Sharks!
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by Nael M. on Apr 10, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denial of history?

Next your going to tell me that genocide actually happens

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by idunno723 on Apr 10, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

minnys gunnaa win-ny :)

Brutal

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 12:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Sigh.

I gotta go with the Sharks in 6. Kings haven’t looked their best lately, with the injuries making it worse.

Shark Weak on NHL will be delayed until Round 2 at least.

by stormj on Apr 10, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve decided that all my postseason predictions will have one criterion. See if you can spot it :P.

VAN
SJS
DET
ANA
NSH
PHX
LAK
DAL

SJS
ANA
PHX
DAL

SJS
ANA

SJS

by warning on Apr 10, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

(And regardless of what happens in the West, any team in the West will cream the Eastern conf. winner)

by JenLovesHockey on Apr 10, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you predict Anaheim makes it that far?
goodness gracious.

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on Apr 10, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“all my postseason predictions will have one criterion”

by warning on Apr 10, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is actually one chain of criterions

by warning on Apr 10, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will predict Ducks go further than Kings/Sharks. :)

by b0r3dguy on Apr 10, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict that people will predict that their team goes the farthest, and the team the like least goes second farthest, so that their team can beat their least liked team in a playoff series.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on Apr 10, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas is done. Thank fucking god.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hooray! I’m so happy they had a chance and blew it.

Fuck off, Dallas!

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That has to be the only good thing that happened in Minnesota all year…..

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cannot believe they blew there chance..hahaha holy shit

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 10, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ott missed a wide open net, too. That was my favorite part.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

anything Ott does something stupid is good times.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too!!!

WHAT a coincidence!

whatever it was i just wrote, you already knew i couldn't type or spell anyway.

by puppetmasterp on Apr 10, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thrilled at that – but I was rooting for how comical it would be that the Stanley Cup Champions be out the playoffs … ah well wasn’t meant to be.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah…Wait didn’t Carolina do that?

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring on the Walrus!!!!

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Apr 10, 2011 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NHL Network says Game One is on Wednesday night, 7:30 pm.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

put up the full schedule please! oh fuck it … I’ll go over and look myself

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Games that concern BoC

Sharks & Kings

Thursday, April 14 at San Jose, 10:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 16 at San Jose, 10:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 19 at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 21 at Los Angeles, 10:30 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23 at San Jose, 10:30 p.m.
*Monday, April 25 at Los Angeles
*Wednesday, April 27 at San Jose

Ducks & Preds

Wednesday, April 13 at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Friday, April 15 at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 17 at Nashville
Wednesday, April 20 at Nashville
*Friday, April 22 at Anaheim, 10:00 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24 at Nashville
*Tuesday, April 26 at Anaheim

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang, I was like a minute late.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Apr 10, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was impatient … but your way was of course way better :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Apr 10, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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