Sharks Gameday: Oh God the Pressure
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 5:00 AM PDT
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I don't know if I can do this.
I'm having a hard time finding the right words here. I've already done three straight posts about the Sharks trying to eliminate the Wings. I've gotten hyped up for each game, only to have my heart ripped from my chest over and over again. I don't have much strength left.
Each of the last three games has had a lot riding on it. First there was the chance of a sweep for the Sharks. Then there was the opportunity to win it at home. Then there was the desperate desire to prevent a game seven.
Now, of course, there's the danger that this could be the final game of the year for the Sharks. A week ago this scenario was unthinkable, but now it's a reality. The Sharks have lost three games in a row against the Red Wings and now they come back to San Jose and need to win in order to move on.
Oh God, this sucks.
My stomach hurts. I'm binging and purging on hockey news and analysis. I know I'm going to hate reading these cliche'-ridden, hyperbole-laden articles filling the hockey Internet right now, but I can't stop myself.
I'm starting to sweat. My vision is fading. There's a persistent tingling in my chest.
Oh - what's this? A package arrived for me, right in the middle of putting together my article down here at BoC Headquarters!
This is highly irregular. Normally I would never let something like this interrupt my writing, but since this day is already so crazy, what could it hurt?
Maybe it will be a bomb, and opening it will kill me. That would be...bad?
Anyways, let's see what's inside. Cross you fingers, folks.
Wow, this is great!
Come on out of that box, Chandler. It's so good to see you!
So here's the plan - I'm just going to continue writing the article I was going to write before you arrived, and you'll help me by acting out what I write in interesting ways. Sound good?
Hey, don't look at me like that. It's going to be fun, I promise.
Whatever Chandler. We're doing this, whether you like it or not.
Okay, let's get started.
After the Sharks' performance in game 6 on Tuesday, fans were left feeling pretty depressed.
At times like this, it's only natural to feel small and alone, lost in a big scary world that you can't control.
To deal with the stress, some fans turn to overeating.
While others look for comfort in distractions.
Some people spend their time venting their negativity on Internet hockey blogs.
While others find that they're happier if they just ignore hockey all together.
As for the Sharks themselves, this is gut-check time.
This is the biggest game in recent Sharks' history and, fairly or not, their performance tonight will go a long way towards defining them in the minds of hockey fans and the sports media.
They have to play hard, and keep their eyes on the prize (or sock, whichever).
Of course it's important to eat a good pre-game meal.
And the boys need to make sure to get lots of rest.
And finally, now would be a great time for a big game from Patrick Marleau.
Thanks for all your help, Chandler. You did a great job.
Yeah, you can go now.
If the Sharks win tonight, then they'll face the Canucks in the Western Conference Finals starting on Sunday. Hopefully San Jose will be able to learn from the mistakes they've made against Detroit that have landed them in this precarious position. If they win they will be riding a wave of confidence and triumph into the third round, and I'd love to see just how far they can go.
And if the Sharks lose? Well then the team will be branded with the label "chokers" more indelibly than they ever have been before. Regardless of the realities of this series, ignoring the fact that all but one game was decided by a single goal, and that the entire series between San Jose and Detroit has existed on the knife's-edge of luck, the Sharks will be called total failures. They will prove once and for all that they "aren't clutch," despite winning five OT games already and staging a history-making comeback against the Kings during the first round. None of their accomplishments will matter, because they'll be called "chokers" with glee until the Shark-hating peoples of the world suffocate on their own smug self-satisfaction.
But so what? Is that really so bad, in the grand scheme of things? Chandler won't care who wins or loses, that's for sure. All he wants is some yarn and some food, and he's a happy guy. Even if the Sharks lose, won't I be able to find some small amount of solace in the sight of my cat losing his mind with joy while playing with a toy, or sleeping peacefully, ignorant of the ultimately meaningless troubles that plague me? Won't that help me feel better?
No. No it won't.
Not even a little bit.
Prediction: I'm either going to die smiling and drowning in buckets of champagne or I'm going to drag a rusty straight razor across my throat. Either way, it's going to leave a mess.
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Oh – what’s this? A package arrived for me, right in the middle of putting together my article down here at BoC Headquarters!
BoC Headquarters is in Detroit?
Shameless radio show plug. Also, here's my twitter.
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Kittehs!
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 5:35 AM PDT reply actions
Chandler? named after that bastard on friends?…its confirmed you are Gay Meg
they’ll be called “chokers” with glee until the Shark-hating peoples of the world suffocate on their own smug self-satisfaction.
I plan to have an EMT present to prevent suffocation
Meg you dress your kitty…facepalm
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 6:20 AM PDT reply actions
oh forgot to add..this post has no intellegence what so ever
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 6:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that’s the Spade we all know and…“love”!
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
I wasted 3 mins of my life..
ill never get over that comment/commentor
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m disappointed in you, Spade. Chandler was clearly the best character on Friends. (and apparently you missed the gato reading Raymond Chandler)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on May 12, 2011 6:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You watched Friends?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
2 hand facepalm
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
So no one told you life was gonna be this way! (clap-clap-clap-clap!)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on May 12, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh gawd nut….please dont!
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be there for you, Spade
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on May 12, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone ban this person now!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
thanx nut..now the song is stuck in my head "its like your always stuck in second geeeear!!…
aaaahhhhh…make the music stop!!!
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Friends was awesome. Don’t hate.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions
It was lame.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Haters gonna hate.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Still doesn’t change that it was lame and it was made for people who are into canned comedy. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
i was flipping thru channels long time ago..and one of those “black african american” forums was chatting about africans americans on television..and one guy was pissed cuz there was no black people on friends..saying the blackest thing on friends was a cup of coffee….I laughed for a good 5 mins
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Ross dated Aisha Tyler, so there
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Who is in Archer, which is awesome.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
she really is that hot in person also…yummy
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Does through a window count?
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
By that you mean through a telescope through a window?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
They should be happy they weren’t made to be so lame and predictable. Friends would have whited out their blackness.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Could you be any more wrong?
(I don’t care much for later Friends but the early stuff was pretty good.)
I watched it early on … and was very bored with it. It was just normal shit that is always shown on tv to amuse the masses.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
haha! Disagreeing with you does not make me wrong.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Disagreeing with millions of people makes your sound silly though.
by ScottyKnows on May 12, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Millions of people are stupid. Actually billions of people are stupid. I have no issue not being included with the masses. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
thats an awesome graphic
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I have to admit, I watched the first season or two when it was more about witty writing and less about soap opera crap.
I always say that Seinfeld is the greatest show in TV history because it never got sappy or serious. They were all assholes and we loved them because of it.
Managing editor of From The Rink
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The only good show ever made without a sympathetic character was The Young Ones. Vyvyan for the win!
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
The Young Ones was good for sure but Blackadder is clearly the best. A good second would be Arrested Development.
George Michael was a sympathetic character in AD.
I tried to watch Blackadder, but it didn’t go well.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
WHAT? I thought we agreed frasier was the all time 90’s all white show?…you peeps are wrong!
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My favorite episode of Frasier was when Captain Picard tried to seduce him.
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there dancing..and picard pulls him sternly to his body and says" can you feel that"?
frasier’s says" oh my yes I can" lol all terrified
then picard invites him to a naked jacuzzi get together
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
reading is for facist
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m hoping that it’s named after Raymond Chandler, who wrote The Big Sleep and that book in the picture which I haven’t read.
by meetyourmako on May 12, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Chandler’s name is fifty percent Raymond Chandler and fifty percent Chandler Bing from “Friends.” Raymond Chandler is one of my favorite writers and “Friends” was a good show for the first few seasons, and Chandler was the best character.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
It's also a good name
for your impossibly cute cat.
I love the one in front of your compy — he’s like “Dude, don’t go in there…. you know it makes you nuts….”
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
meg’s explanation for his behavior just keeps getting clearer..jesus…really?…he wasis a tool
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope you and Angy are very happy together at your “I Hate Friends” meetings.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
they have free cookies at those meetings
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
and drinks … don’t forget the free drinks
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’ve heard that, in an ironic twist of fate, the free drinks are actually Bud Light bottles.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
booo! you are wrong there. I would never hang out someplace that gave out free bud light bottles
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
SHARKS!!!
Today has that Episode 3 feeling when Anakin is deciding if he should follow Windus commands or go see for himself if Palpatines ‘Jedi Conspiracy’ is whats really going on and if the darkside can help him. Im gonna have to do some time traveling tonight, the kind when you blackout and find yourself at another bar…
ON MAY 12th 2011, WIN GAME 7 SHARKS!!!
when I do that…I freak out and pull out my wallet..(assuming I still have it)…and hope to gawd i didnt spend my whole paycheck..its a scary feeling
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions
forgot to add..i look for my check card and make sure I didnt leave it at the last the bar…how many times have we all did that?
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Too many times to count. The best is when you think you dropped your house keys and have to stumble all the way back to the bar and passout on the front steps to wait for the bar to open back up only to wakeup a couple hours later and find they are still in your pocket… Damn I live in a safe town!
ON MAY 12th 2011, WIN GAME 7 SHARKS!!!
by sharkblood99 on May 12, 2011 6:55 AM PDT up reply actions
also fun is to look at your bank account the next day and see additional charges after u closed your tab..and you have no idea if you got scammed or if you said…fuck it..another round for everyone…i tell ya
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
ON MAY 12th 2011, WIN GAME 7 SHARKS!!!
by sharkblood99 on May 12, 2011 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Or you wake up to your GF screaming “why the fuck is the car on the lawn!”, and you have to walk outside and see for yourself, cause there no way you did something like that. Then there it is, the car, with two flat tires in my front yard.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
and then you really wake up and realize you don’t have a gf. =)
by ScottyKnows on May 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If only that were true. It’s funny, when your single you want a GF. When you’ve been with the same chick for a long time, you miss the single life.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
I'm single and not really wanting a gf.
I have trust issues because of someone I refer to amongst friends as THE ex.
Per Mare, Per Terras
GO SHARKS!
My heart feels like it’s on the verge of breaking. I’m already hyperventilating. Fuck it’s still 11 1/2 hours away.
Please let there be a hockey god up there who is hearing my prayers.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
There is. The only problem is he’s still deciding whether or not to side with you or the forces of evil.
On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1
Red = devil. Everyone knows this. There is no deciding to do. Hockey gods would go with evil.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
“Hockey gods, i know the Red Wings sacrificed half the population of their city for your favor and all, but maybe you could give us a break? Please? You don’t have to let them win EVERY year…”
On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1
Uh yeah
You guys did kick our butts last year….
times like this..you should hit the movie theater..get your miind of it
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I do have things to do later today. But in between it all, I’m stressing. Later I’m sure I’ll be a bit bitchy even.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I can haz Wallin’s Cheezburger?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
Oh yeah, one other thing
only to have my heart ripped from my chest over and over again.
I knew you hated me, Meg. But didja have to call me out in a Gameday?
(it was the Andie McDonald chop that broke the camel’s back, amiright???)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions
this is the best sharks post i've ever read. :)
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on May 12, 2011 7:04 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
we might need to put the whisky dick and tombstone rudy posts links on the front page…those are the gold standards..along with the earl star wars posts
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
oops u said sharks..nevermind
yea this is pretty good
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Good luck
I know what you are feeling today
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I want to scream that you can’t possibly understand what we are feeling. But yeah, you’ve been there. My stomach hurts and it’s still 10 1/2 hours away.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I think it was worse for use because it was fucking Chicago
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
haha … I’m glad you said that, cause I thought maybe I was already being bitchy by thinking it. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I don’t want to think about the devastation that would have happened had we lost that game
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Scott Burnside writing a 3000 word article about how the Canucks are “Chokers” and that Sedin and Kesler will never be as good as Sidney Crosby?
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope Burnside didn’t delete that post, he can just edit-replace “Sedin” with “Thornton.”
by RudyKelly on May 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
muhahahaha..although he must add the epic dive in there also
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he kept excerpts from that piece and just trotted them out over the course of the Nashville series
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Hey, I resemble that remark!
And ‘Nucks history was even more deliciously tied to failure against the Hawks. We’re still in your heads :)
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
How can you look like a forum comment?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
None of their accomplishments will matter, because they’ll be called “chokers” with glee until the Shark-hating peoples of the world suffocate on their own smug self-satisfaction.
I’m not sure that the comeback and OT wins won’t matter — they might make this potential collapse even more special.
Even with the breaks, the Sharks can’t catch a break — or something like that. :)
www.battleofcali.com
Oh, and great post, Chandler. Excellent sweater-wearing.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i dunno with the baby blue threads on chandler…if your gonna subject your cat to humiliation..at least make him look cool..get him a bad to the bone black shirt with spike collar…oh wait thats lame too
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
There is no way to make a cat look cool in clothes. Just leave the cat with its dignity – leave them as nature intended.
This goes the same for dogs.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
i thought so too..but maggie might have changed my mind
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What?
My dogs look AWESOME in clothes! Even coolerer in Sharks regalia.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
Poor dog. Bet he’s dying inside.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Just curious.
When you have breakfast with your kids, do you piss in their cereal?
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
How on earth do you get a sweater on a cat?
"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson
drug it with catnip i suppose
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions
How on earth do you get a sweater on a cat?
Threaten him with a Nerf gun, like in that one picture.
Chandler loves clothes. Sort of.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
im sure hitler told other countries that the jews loved there patch also…
your evil meg…poor gato
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
We have four cats in our house. If we tried to put a sweater on any of them, they would team up to slice us open and pee in the gaping wounds before walking off to chirp at birds out the window.
But that’s just our house.
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haha! We only have two cats, but I’ve said the same sorta, if we tried to dress up our cats, they would kill us in our sleep.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
My cats dress me
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on May 12, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I’m starting to worry bout you.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Our cats don’t dress us but we do have one queen bitch that rules the entire house, including the dogs. Our late greyhound was terrified of her despite being three times her size.
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The closest I can get my cat to clothes
is sleeping on them right when they come out of the dryer so they are covered in fur before I even put them on again.
Chandler does look great in his sweaters though. This nutty Wings fan loves the cat gameday post.
by hockeychic on May 12, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha! That’s exactly what happens in our house. Fur happens ;-) But I wouldn’t have it any other way. Love my boys!
rubbing my cat Scooter’s belly is a proven good luck charm in these playoffs. I forgot all about it until my daughter reminded me in Game 4.
Mike, yes we can unite in cute critters and the fact that we will be tortured come game time.
not me…ill be throwing back some “flying dawg” beer and laughing at which ever teams loses…i win whomever loses yay!
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the ONLY, and I mean ONLY thing good about the King’s not being in it anymore. My stomach is not tied up in knots like you poor people. Good luck to you all!
"What if I picked the wrong religion? All I'm doing is getting God madder and madder at me." — Homer Simpson
i hear you…my liver thanx the ducks being kicked out the playoffs
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
From my inbox:
Hello,* I’ll note that while that sentence indicated there might be an attachment or a hyperlink, she included neither. See what happens when you try to combine marketing with government affairs? :)
Wanted to let you know that tonight VERSUS will air a special hour long Hockey Central beginning at 8pmET just prior to Game 7. Normally just a half hour, Versus will air the special hour long show building towards tonight’s Game 7.
Would love if you could post this news today to give fans a heads up about tonight’s show.
Here is more info on the show.* Please let me know if you think you can use.
Each night the network televises a playoff game, VERSUS will kick off the broadcast with a Hockey Central pregame show. Hosted by either Bill Patrick or Liam McHugh with Keith Jones and Jeremy Roenick, Hockey Central will preview the night’s action. To wrap up each night, the Hockey Central postgame show will have the latest highlights, news, analysis, special guests and player interviews.
Thank you and all the best,
Emily Saltzman
DKC Public Relations, Marketing & Government Affairs
www.battleofcali.com
Please let me know if you think you can use.
I don’t think we can use.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no not at all…..we need more cartoons and animals in clothes pics
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
This post was obviously inspired by Rudy’s dog stuff and was partly his idea. I think if he had his way we would just post pet pictures all the time.
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there is nothing wrong with that
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Earl even have pets? I imagine his place having Star Wars toys all over.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Probably could be considered the same thing
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I’m too irresponsible to keep a pet, and yet if I did I’d be too responsible to dress it up in clothing. Ah, irony.
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by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It makes perfect sense that I’d post a badass dog (that is currently wearing a fetching bandana!) while you’d post a gay cat in scarf. I can practically hear him saying, “I really liked The Strokes before Is This It.”
hey the strokes are ok..
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
"I really liked The Strokes before Is This It."
I say shit like that. And my wife, who used to say shit like that too (or “We saw The Killers OPEN for Stellastar at Great American Music Hall before they got pretentious and crappy”), says I need to stop saying shit like that.
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depends on the setting you are in…if you in a room full of peeps with historical acumen..then u its ok..but in front of casual music listeners its really fuckin annoying
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I really just want to give Chandler a little scratch under the chin and some cuddles. Hahaha! Such a cute cat! Although dressing up a pet Meg…? Especially a cat? LOL!
I too will either be elated and be VERY late to work due to celebratory consumption or I will be VERY late to work due to not having any motivation of getting out of bed for I will have to go through 3 months of no Sharks hockey.
GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
GO SHARKS!
Find me on Twitter @njahoda
I want to see HP Pavilion blasting Journey when the Sharks win tonight
ON MAY 12th 2011, WIN GAME 7 SHARKS!!!
And
Everyone yelling “fuck Detroit” instead of “south Detroit”?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 12, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
hahaha!
ON MAY 12th 2011, WIN GAME 7 SHARKS!!!
by sharkblood99 on May 12, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ve gone through all of the stages of grief over the past 48 hours. Now I’ve reached acceptance. Whatever happens will be.
Ok, that’s bullshit. I can’t focus at all today. I’ll be there in section 205. Anyone else going?
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I thought about going. But I’ve been to a Wings / Sharks handshake game before, the wrong end of that handshake. I am such on edge right now, if that were to happen again, I don’t know how I would manage the 45 minute drive back home.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
My Giants-fan buddy told me that I should use his “torture” strategy during last year’s WS run…lots and lots and lots of beer. Unfortunately, that’s more applicable to home viewing where you can a tasty six pack at the grocery store, not the $7 bottles of Coor’s Light at HP.
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I’ll be in section 208 as always. And my sister is flying up today from L.A. to go to the game.
Tonight we are going to witness the most epic thing to happen in the brief history of time! (Save us, Stephen Hawking!)
by meetyourmako on May 12, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
What's up with that stuffed animal he's sleeping with?
Is it part zebra part monkey? That shit looks like something that came out of the Human Centipede lab.
It’s a half-monkey half-pony monster, as mentioned in the song Skullcrusher Mountain.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
My sister made it.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Your sister has much more talent than you do.
So does Chandler.
by 88fingerslukee on May 12, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
That shit looks like something that came out of the Human Centipede lab.
I explained the premise of that movie to my wife and she seriously almost threw up just thinking about it. If you want to distract yourself from pre-game stress with pure nastiness, Google about that movie.
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Yeah, it's pretty horrible.
I can’t imagine actually watching it.
by 88fingerslukee on May 12, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
u guys call me sick and twisted…i just looked up that movie…i mean what the fuck!!! i mean really…i read the doctor enjoyed the fact the middle chic eating the lead guys shit….this world is insane…fuck
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
What?? I’m not googling that.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Actually, if you can get past your initial gag factor, the movie is not too bad.
by RedOscar on May 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I loved when the doctor busted out the overhead projector and explained his plans to the 3 prisoners. Al Davis style.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched it.
They actually commissioned a doctor to attest to the fact that the movie is 100% medically acurate.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
That movie was severely disappointing. The idea is the best/worst part, but the movie doesn’t really do anything with it.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
when I first saw the pic of human catepillar I imagined that was a saturday nite at the ole Meg-Rudy apartment
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Spade’s writing skills are so awesome that when he writes about The Human Centipede, he calls it The Human Caterpillar.
Oh wait, I spelled Caterpiller correctly in that last sentence. We love you Spade, don’t ever change.
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yea I totally fucked that one up….yay me
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross.
I love how at the end of the trailer there is a big tag that says “100% Medically Accurate.”
by meetyourmako on May 12, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
even if you connect their dietary tracts, wouldn’t the person on the back end get no nutrition whatsoever and some crazy e. coli problems?
by meetyourmako on May 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Nutrients would definitely be in short supply by the person at the end of the line. Bacteria problems would only come about if they were already in the system, I imagine.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
i wonder since your done for anyways…do u fondel the persons genitals in front of you anyways…might as well feel good going out…i mean its right there in front of you
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I second that.
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on May 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Please
Gay cat? Meg is responsible enough to get Chandler neutered BEFORE he put on the sweater.
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i think meg and his cat got a 2 for one special..and both are nuetered
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think everyone is (politely) avoiding the most pressing question.
Did you make the clothes for your cat, Meg?
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
good piont…um Meg step up to the mic please
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Both the shirt and the sweater were purchased, not home-made.
One time we made Chandler a space-suit out of bubble wrap though. He didn’t like that.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
shocker of the century
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I am supremely happy I read this before the students came in today. Most of them already think I’m crazy. Laughing randomly while they are taking a test wouldn’t have squashed that idea.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
I just noticed Spade is on the Bannerhead. You guys should totally change your slogan to “Grammar Optional” now
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 11:56 AM PDT reply actions
“Grammas Operating.”
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
I like that one
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
A few points:
-If Sharks win nobody will remember how they lost control of this series (still hear anybody talking about how Vancouver choked against Chicago in round 1?)
-If Sharks lose I anticipate a mild rebuilding process (especially regarding old and expensive players)
-Marleau needs to step up and score a few goals, then JR will stop riding him, the Sharks can win and Patty can ride his bike home and catch “Night Court”. Otherwise it’s laundry time! [that one wide-eyed picture of your cat looks just like him Meg]
Otherwise it’s laundry time!
Don’t tell Marleau that – he loves laundry!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
-If Sharks lose I anticipate a mild rebuilding process (especially regarding old and expensive players)
Which player with a no movement clause are you going to trade? Maybe you can threaten Boyle with Atlanta again.
Dany Heatley already waived his no-trade clause, so he’s fair game. Not sure who would want him.
by meetyourmako on May 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
satan
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Anaheim?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yeah is that really how it works? Like once a player waives it once it’s gone forever? I’m not sure.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
You guys are really losing your minds
Meg, you posted this at 5am? Really? Isn’t that before the sun got up?
And then there were posts a few minutes later?
The answer is Prozac. And some deep breathing exercises. But mostly Prozac.
Let's go Ducks.
We have to do our writing early in the morning because that’s when the rats in BoC Headquarters are sleeping.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why does it have rats? Chandler obviously is not doing his job.
Story time: my neighborhood used to be overrun w/ rats. They were in the trees and running on the roofs and getting into garages and houses. But then last summer Louise brought her 4 kittens to the neighborhood. I felt sorry for them and started feeding them and then trapped them and got them fixed (they are feral). But we no longer have rats. LBK (short for Little Black Kitty) is the best ratter, I have seen him w/ a rat bigger than him. And the neighbors are ok with them cause of the elimination of rats.
Let's go Ducks.
Who’s Louise? What if the Rats have something and the Cats get it? Isn’t there some kinda danger. I also don’t understand how people let their cats out the house for most of the day, letting them rome the streets then come back and lay on their kids laps. Pretty dirty if yah ask me.
Louise is the name of the feral cat that moved into the neighborhood. Her and the kittens are not able to be touched or picked up and thus when the Humane Society fixed them they got one of their ears half cut off to tell the world that they are feral but fixed and vacinated.
(it cost me $10.50 to get them fixed and vacinated and tested for any diseases cause the city of Long Beach gave me a $50 certificate towards their fixing and the Humane Society has a discount for doing feral cats)
I have indoor kitties that don’t go outside. So I don’t understand people who let their cats outside (well except for feral cats which I don’t have a choice).
Let's go Ducks.
My cats go outside – they will sit at the door looking pathetic until someone opens it for them. They will go do whatever it is cats do outside, then scratch to be let in, go use their little box, then go back outside. Annoys the shit out of me. Like they can’t crap outside. No! They have to stink up the place instead.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
If you have a problem with animals crapping in your house, why don’t you get better animals? Like dogs?
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
by stufflife on May 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and i start at work at 5am…they know I need my fix with my cup of joe
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So now my try to help turn this ship around.
Negativity!!!
Let's go Ducks.
a little encouragement for the sharks
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ru Paul, huh? I should have known, Spade.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
oh shit I thought it was mike grier in a wig…an old shark offerinjg encouragement
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
3 hours … ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
count how many times keith jones head swivels back n forth..
hey i sent u an email u never responded too..I promise it isnt a crotch shot
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That means he’s moon’ing you grace
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
jeez…u have to ruin everything :-p
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
(peeks out apartment window to make sure there are no Spades in trees)
Hey Spade, sorry for delay, still catching up with post-finals inbox!
spades plural?
id like to think I had an army of me…im not sure what I would do with that army..other than do a big picture shoot of the whole army in different outfits…
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 12, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Would those different outfits include ballerina outfits?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
GO SHARKS
Waffles, Digimon, Setoguchi. <3
STALOCK GET A ROBOT LEG OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK~WE NEED SOME LOCK STOCK STALOCK HERE!!
by YeahTommyB4ZGermansGetThere on May 12, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha Sharks and Wings fans sooo nervous. I do not envy you, for I know that feeling.
Good luck Sharks.
I hate Detriot.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
90 minutes … I am so dying inside.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Father time strikes again!
Old Age FTL.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Are you on early?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Early?
Its eight at night…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
You don’t usually show up till much later tho. Don’t you have a date or something.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
No… didn’t want to miss the game.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Who are you supporting?
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Both teams I guess. I hate the wings….But really want the Sharks to “choke”…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
You suck.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Dude, Canada sucks. How does a team of NHLers lose to a bunch of KHL players? Pathetic showing. What? Bernier in net? Figures. =P
60 minutes … I need a hug.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You have children…hug one of them..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
They are ignoring me – they are tired of me pacing and asking for hugs and inferring with their xbox playing.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
That sounds about right…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yeah. So typical of them.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
How can your kids not be sitting in front of the tv with you? they should be avid hockey fan yYou have not raised them righ. You need to put them in the penalty box more.
Let's go Ducks.
They are hockey fans, but not obsessed like me. They can’t do the tv watching thing, but love going to games.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Potentially the end of my life.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Blood pressure is going thru the roof … I’m going to die from the stress.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You need to smoke or drink or somthing to calm you down….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I don’t smoke. And only drink sometimes on weekends.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Its good for the stress though…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
So is pacing at home … exercise … sex.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
pacing? I’d rather have a Crown and Coke.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
We need a group of concerned citizen to keep sharp objects out of the hands of game 7 fans.
We can call ourselves the Sharks Overview Baby Sitters.
:-)
Let's go Ducks.
So let's see...
I post here during the first 3 games and you go 3-0, I don’t post here and you go 0-3…. What’s up?
Per Mare, Per Terras
So it’s your fault?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I suppose.
My final post was, “thanks for avenging us” also…. :P
I’m here now. If you want me.
Per Mare, Per Terras
Please don’t go.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Every game I’ve watched the Sharks have lost so, let’s see who is more poweful! =) I also ahve the tv on early, this should be a blow out. haha
I don’t drink at home.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
haha … no! … never at home.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Exactly what I’m doing!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
tsk! I am not a boring mom … One does not need to drink or smoke to be fun. I take them all over the place. :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
double tsk! Glacier National Park, England, road trip from Virginia to Florida, loads of stuff!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
My oldest helped drive on the Montana trip. 1200 miles is a long way to do on your own. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
And there is nothing wrong with art museums, tho we prefer the Air & Space Museum … :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Have you been to southern AZ?
There is the Titan Missile Museum. (one of those things that is cool one time, but I wouldn’t go again).
Before 9/11, we had freinds on an AFB near Tucson. We got tours and stuff. I got to sit in an A10 Warthog cockpit. Sadly, that would now happen nowadays.
Per Mare, Per Terras
I’ve been to Phx … is that in Southern AZ? If so, yes. But that was a long time ago.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
...Not really?
That is like saying Visalia is S. Cali. lol. Phoenix isn’t central but it is slightly lower than central AZ. Tucson is south.
Per Mare, Per Terras
My first drink
was after my mom had some friends over, so there were wine coolers in the refrigeration. It never occurred to me that it was alcoholic until my mom walked into the kitchen and saw me with it lol. I thought it was just orange soda… I think I was 15?
Per Mare, Per Terras
My first drink
Was actually with my dad. We were camping and he offered me a beer. I think I was like 15.
Her oldest would steal all the booze anyways….
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— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yes and no … ha!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You flirt with younger guys? ;)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Better than older ones…
Wait..
Fuck!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Wait … you flirt with older guys? ha!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Not usually…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yeah, this one is getting pretty full of crap. Okay.
I’ll post here when the new thread is up.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
oh god .. 30 minutes … I can’t handle this.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Fuck yeah!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
oh shut up you two!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
To make y’all feel better. Every thread that I put a negativity picture in has the team winning.
Let's go Ducks.
This isn’t about you ScottyKnows … it’s about the Sharks! :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Meg … this guys needs to be banned! … he’s a traitor to supporting his BoC brothers
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
People of his ilk have been hating on the Sharks all season, every season, forever. Why should things change now?
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
I think I can help...
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
so we have to stay in this thread then
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Okay well make sure you put one in the new thread that goes up in five minutes.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
unlazy yourself for the greater good … :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
No way … I rock … tho with it being game 7 … I might just curl up and hide.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
New thread is up on the front page.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
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