Sharks vs. Red Wings: Game 7
Detroit Red Wings at San Jose Sharks, May 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
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Yeah, I was trying to mock people who say “FIRST!” …because you know firsties is a very silly variation of the word.
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GO SHARKS!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Excellent quote
Speaking of food, that fan can eat that whole huddle.
LOL!
Damn it, deb! Whose side are you on?
California native
I just can’t suppost a team from Back East.
Let's go Ducks.
Darth Franzen Mojo!!

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
It’s too bad whoever made that couldn’t make the saber effect last until the end. Makes it look so fake!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Sharks!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
tv sound turned up loud … nerves are shot … on the edge of my chair … oh god I hope this goes well
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I know how this feels
Just as soon puke as watch the game, the intensity is so thick. So for your hearts’ sake, I hope you put a five spot on them in the first, then coast to a six-one victory. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
Oh God yes.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
That isn’t cool of you!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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That hockey .gif has screwed up the page for me.
The last thread was fine but this one says still loading after 5 minutes now. Nobody get cricket broadband.
Im giong to restart the computer, if that doesnt work, Im going to a bar and watching the game.
Per Mare, Per Terras
There is smoke coming from the servers in the corner of BoC Headquarters.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
That is just coming from the aforementioned BoC Headquarters rats.
The rastafarian rats.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 7:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
This is the nite the Sharks fans find religion
“O God please let them score”
“O God please don’t let them lose”
Let's go Ducks.
If finding religion is what it takes, I will get down on my knees right now.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Like you wouldn’t be on your knees anyways….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Well … nevermind that.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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hi there! and good to see you are cheering on the good guys in teal :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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No words
just incoherent keyboard smashing
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Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Hey, don’t steal our patented BoC article-writing technique.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Better than punching walls in your holes….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Yes … everyone is a little edgy right now
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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that’s being polite about it
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yeah … I’m ready to bite someone’s head off. Taking everything I can to stay calm.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
LET'S GO SHARKS!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I just said shit a whole bunch of times while they were down at our end.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I justsaidshit a whole bunch of times while they were down at our end.
Fixed…for me, anyway.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN THIS
C’mon now. LET’S GO SHARKS!!!
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Banworthy.
So tense. Good chances at both ends so far.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
less focus on hitting
more scoring on Jimmy Howard, plz.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Wooo! Bertuzzi-Heatley violence!!!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
These two teams are very well-matched. As terrible as it was to get to a game seven, it is only right, in a poetic sense.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
3rd? what about the fourth?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That hurricane was great for this blog. So many pictures just like this!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
This is what Dan Cloutier calls a luxury resort.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 7:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Seven games were played
to see who gets Vancouver.
The winning team was
Fuck, out of syllables.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am full of it!
Luckily haikus are fun
to make and to share.
;)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Please score on this PP Sharks.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Hahaha
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
stop that!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh you were serious? I thought it was a joke….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
ha!! joke is on you :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
1 for 12 is still awful.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
but we have one now … when it counts!
GO SHARKS!
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I second this
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Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banworthy.
GOAL!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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YEAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
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Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
oh god … no penalty …. ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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bad call
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
sjkADJakdjdkjs PK
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
No one can beat the Gooch.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
dear Sharks fans
I will be cheering with you guys for this game, but I must continue to point out that “Sharks” is a one-syllable word. One. not Two. Just so you know.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
-me
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ahem … Sha-arks … two …
but yes, I agree with you :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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At least we don’t make San Jose two syllables!
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by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
I HATE that fucking cheer.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Syllables are so subjective, just like math.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
(gasps)
I give that comment an F.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Tsunamis.
So does God.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Dudebro, not cool.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
when Japan creates the robot that will bring along the inevitable robot invasion/end of humanity, you will be the first person it seeks out.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
How does Demers getting held result in a Sharks PK?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Don your tinfoil hat
and the answer will come to you.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
fresh out. Will aluminum do?
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I can also make a fashionable hat out of paper and become a sea captain!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
One down, four to go
On the way to that five spot!
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
I can’t believe my boys are requiring me to make dinner during this game.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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They’re old enough to feed themselves
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Pizza night!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banworthy.
GOAL!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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That was Getzlafian bad…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I’d say Kovalev-esque.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He passes the puck? I’ve only seen him deke it off his stick….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
He turns it over in the neutral zone in hilarious fashion. I don’t think you’ve seen as much Kovalev as I have.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and Glen Murray scores!
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
His dad is a dentist.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
google a picture of him and you’ll see
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
oh. wow, that's kinda unfortuante...
Hawks fans refer to Duncan Keith as “Teeth” sometimes, due to his losing 7 teeth & spending the SCF looking like a hillbilly, so I was surprised.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Great job Sharks! Fuck Detroit!
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Phew. Okay. One down. Wings had chances though. Close game. So tense. Bad grammar. Incomplete. Sentences.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Isn’t this supposed to be a blog of superior grammar? Guaranteed by Spade?
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He guaranteed good gammas, which means ancient greek grammar should be fine.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Detroit.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah let’s go with that.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Check out MY teeth, bitches!!!
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Nothing about Seto on his knees and the hole in the glass?
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How about “I love glassholes!” ?
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
I suggest someone go to the Tank and fast forward those clocks.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Okay it worked so far so let's do another Hunter Thompson quote:
“Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. "
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like that one. That’s a quote to live by.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Let the HP Pavillion staff do that, they’re used to scraping spineless slimeballs of the ice.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, okay. The Sharks did that already, I guess. He has an upper-body injury and won’t be back.
Are you magic?
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
It was heatleys steering arm….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marleau should’ve just went with a playoff unibrow instead of a playoff beard.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Heatley wants a goal tonight.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
God damn I love Douglas Murray.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
I don’t get this … boys want to eat during the game and my sister calls during the game. Screw people!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
That’s the place to screw people, all right.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
turn off the phone! don’t people understand it’s the playoffs?
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
My mom called
I didn’t answer
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Yeah I was tempted to not answer, but then she would have just called the cell phone, and then again.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
NEMO!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I am not liking the Wings chances here.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
A penalty is coming to the Wangs. Don’t worry.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You can never put Detroit out of it’s misery. Unless of course they decide to relocate to Winnipeg.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Sharks!
I want to see Datsyuk make the skate of shame!
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Boooo
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
no no no no no no no no more Wings. MOAR SHARKS GOALS BEHIND HOWARD!
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Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Ballsacks.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
There was never a chance it was going to be easy. Sharks will have to earn their victory.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Ice is tilting. Fuck.
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Banworthy.
Cleary just died….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
GET UP!!!!!
(Jack Edwards)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack
would not like to retract that comment, but I will. What a freaky play.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Idunno john…Is he faking it?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
WiiM must be crucifying Hudler right now.
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Banworthy.
Now’s the best time for me to go give them my sales pitch for Brian Rolston.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ll be back at you with CSSI analysis and multiple authors’ rebuttals within one hour, before they even accuse you of trolling.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll counter with CSI analysis, viewpoints from Marleau’s unibrow and Aviator Sunglasses.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’ll never overcome the bromance that is JJ and Amerinacanadican.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit, no one on ILWT has a bromance (and most of them don’t hate the Wangs as much as I do)
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Also- I saw some comments in their gamethread- I want to drive my head through my laptop, they’re that stupid.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly
you’ve not researched my brief track record round these parts.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
They thought your username was referring to the fact that they cry 24/7
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I don’t even try to post there; I don’t need that kind of action. I’m talking about my falling reputation here. :)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah … they are assholes. But … whatever.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Oh Like I’m not? I’m so insulted…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
haha! Nope … not compared to them.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Damn...
I need to try harder..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
They make Rangers fans look like MENSA level geniuses.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
A re-enactment of the collision

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Red Wings have had most of the recent shots. Come on, Sharks!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Good time out.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Can we just finish this period please?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
with the Sharks up by like 50 goals.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
I need someone to tell my cats I will feed them in 3:31 hockey seconds … cause they are giving me the evil stare.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
This thread needs
moar kittehs!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hold them in your lap on their backs and tickle their tummies, they’ll forget about food.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s why mine are free range eaters
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Why are the Wings dominating … they are down two guys … come on Sharks!! do your magic!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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oh thank god … the 2nd period wasn’t our best … let’s hope for a strong 3rd for the Sharks
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Dear god, this game will drive a girl to drink.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Just like the fact that its Thursday…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thank you very much Steven and let’s go for the next round together!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know … I am going crazy here … and even the distractions aren’t helping … the boys’ dad even called and I almost snapped at him when he only asked “is the score still 2-0”, it was 2-1 at that point.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Your stress level....
Its over 9000!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
That it is. But it’s more than just this. This is my stress release. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Sex toys again? :)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That depends on my mood after this game … ha!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Again? like she stops..Ang is a machine.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Code name:
“Vibe”
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yikes. Time to regroup, Sharks!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”
— Hunter S. Thompson
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
Fear and Loathing at BoC
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Or a man watching his favorite NHL team play during the 3rd period of a game 7.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
and go clock go!
also Hockey Gods, please hear my simple prayer – let the Sharks win this game and beat the evil Detroit Red Wings cause they are just evil, the worse kind of evil ever.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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SO CLOSE RANDY!
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Post
my frienemy.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
I would love Patty to get a goal … fuck … I would love all the Sharks to get a goal and no Wings to get goals.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Interval between comments increasing…
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
Intervals between drinks is decreasing too…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
…proportional to sphincter diameter…
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t, just swears. All swears.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
TooMuchMagic?
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
The Marleau Method?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Wiki
Totally Meg’s Modus!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah Dan Boyle.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
KronLOL
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you
Kronwall!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
PUCKS ON NET
plz
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
I am shaking with nerves. Go Sharks go!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Redeveloped
restless leg syndrome.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve started to redevelop it… although i’ve had hip and abdominal issues before, so mine might be legitimate
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No I mean like trembling.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
MARLEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
FUCK DETROIT! CAPTAIN AWKWARD WITH THE GUTS!
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
And that should ice it…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
still too much time against a very good team
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Quiet...
I’m aiming for a jynx.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Maybe...
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
That was awkward.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Cause they always refuse to do teal. No idea why. Maybe it’s too expensive of a color.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
They partnered up with the SF Giants to get a bulk-rate discount.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Fuck Detroit.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Come on Sharks … hold strong!! … still under 6 minutes to play.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
damn … a penalty?? NOOOOOOO!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Haha My jy(i)nx is working!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
NO!
No jinx no!
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
so you got a real live pokemon?

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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
but they're your FRIENDS
that you send out to fight to the death.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I like it- you get giant dragons that summon earthquakes against funny looking little fucks
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My nerves are shot … my stomach hurts … I have no more nails to chew …. my hair is falling out … ugh!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I cut my nails super short to avoid chewing on them. I have broken two from chewing already.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
This is why I hate the Wings fans.
I’ll say this now
Because I’m too classy to say it in the recap and I’m kind of mad right now.
Fuck the Sharks. They’re still a bunch of goddamn chokers who should never have been in this position. They’re barely winning a game in which the Wings are now missing their entire second line.
I don’t see them winning a game against the Canucks. Not one.
Winging It In Motown
@Amerinadian19
by Amerinadian on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
The Red Wings are a bunch of Wankers. I’d rather be a choker who people like than a Wanker who no one likes any day.
Hell on Ice/Twitter/In Lou We Trust
You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually respect the team … they are good … their fans are shitty.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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They have Todd Bertuzzi. I can’t respect them even if they Datsyuk.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Red Wings fans don’t get irrational, they cry.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
they are like this all the time tho … every single time.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Well, at least they behave when they visit FtF.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fucking ridiculous
The Sharks will win ONE game against Vancouver.
Jeeez, what a looser.
Well congratulations on your run Sharks, it was a good one while it lasted.
by Cool Dudes on May 12, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NEMO!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Marleau
the hero!!!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
GO SHARKS!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Hey Wangs

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
All Pacific time zone Conference Finals! Woooooooooooooooo!
Sick my duck, least coast time zonies!
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
oh god.
I forgot about that.
DAMN YOU PACIFIC TIME ZONE.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Don’t worry — as rounds get later and later, the start times get earlier and earlier. Even on the west coast Stanley Cup Finals games start at 5 pm Pacific or earlier, and in the conference finals they’ll start creeping in that direction.
www.battleofcali.com
That bites!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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oh fuck … I can breathe again … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Well hello there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
and guess what?!?!
Patrick Marleau with the GAME WINNING GOAL!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Wiim-bulance?
San Jose? Do I have to write a paragraph about this team? Rob Blake retired this summer and took what little heart his organization had with him. There’s only so far diving can get you without defense. This team is headed in the wrong direction.
SUCK IT, J.J.!!!!!
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Banworthy.
JJ from Kansas? More like JJ from WHAAAAAAAAAA-nsas.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
boom
That’ll win in any rap battle, especially in 8 Mile
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 12, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Congratulations Sharks, you destroyed twitter- Tweetdeck isn’t loading.
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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
I've now solved my haiku quandry
Seven games were played
to see who gets Vancouver.
THE SHARKS BEAT THE WINGS!!!
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Shut up Roenick.
Woo Sharks!
I want to post a celebratory picture and thread but my computer is fucked right now. Keep celebrating here for now!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 9:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thank You:
Anti Niemi
Logan Couture
Doug Wilson
Todd McClellan
Joe Thornton
Dan Boyle
Jeremy Roenick
Yeah, great job scoring the game winner Roenick!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 9:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just got back from the game!!
Just a city boy
Born and raised in FUUUUUUUCK DETROIT!!!!
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
Cant wait to start this shit
Go Canucks Go.
See you Sunday!
You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us
Sharks vs Canucks
Sun, May 15 at Vancouver, 5:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
Wed, May 18 at Vancouver, 6:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
Fri, May 20 at San Jose, 6:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
Sun, May 22 at San Jose, 12:00 p.m. NBC, CBC, RDS
*Tue, May 24 at Vancouver, 6:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
*Thur, May 26 at San Jose, 6:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
*Sat, May 28 at Vancouver, 5:00 p.m. VERSUS, CBC, RDS
(all Pacific Time)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Congrats.
I didn’t mention I don’t have a tv and feeds dont work on my computer that is why I left to watch it.
I was surprised that I was able to have an inteligent hockey conversation at the bar. This waitress girl is from outside of Detroit, she was heartbroken lol. She seemed really cool.
Per Mare, Per Terras
This waitress girl
As opposed to a waitress boy?
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 13, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could've been
Bieber.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions

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