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Sharks vs. Red Wings: Game 7

Detroit Red Wings at San Jose Sharks, May 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT


"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. "

-Hunter S. Thompson

 


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Firsties!

Go Sharks

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just gona say who ever announces they’re first to comment is a ______.

by ScottyKnows on May 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

kid?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was trying to mock people who say “FIRST!” …because you know firsties is a very silly variation of the word.

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you, choir practice! Have fun (or something)!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Go blood and drama!

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and yes!

I actually will be around for part of this first period, so let’s have it early! :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

sing pretty.

Can you have a friend text you the score?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a modern phone and a half-ass practice attitude; I’ll be updated. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent quote

Speaking of food, that fan can eat that whole huddle.

by ScottyKnows on May 12, 2011 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s looking awkwardly at Marleau too…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Damn it, deb! Whose side are you on?

by ScottyKnows on May 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t want to see me cry. :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

California native

I just can’t suppost a team from Back East.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 12, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is great. :D

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darth Franzen Mojo!!

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s too bad whoever made that couldn’t make the saber effect last until the end. Makes it look so fake!

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks!

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Sharks…..damn I don’t want it to end tonight. Go go go!!

by Sharkgirl on May 12, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

tv sound turned up loud … nerves are shot … on the edge of my chair … oh god I hope this goes well

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I know how this feels

Just as soon puke as watch the game, the intensity is so thick. So for your hearts’ sake, I hope you put a five spot on them in the first, then coast to a six-one victory. Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?

by hawkeytalk on May 12, 2011 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God yes.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee, I’m hoping for a 3OT heartbreaker, myself.

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I’d get back by the end of that! :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That isn’t cool of you!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I’ll be there to offer you hugs and tissue afterward?

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to bring something to revive me as well.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hockey .gif has screwed up the page for me.

The last thread was fine but this one says still loading after 5 minutes now. Nobody get cricket broadband.
Im giong to restart the computer, if that doesnt work, Im going to a bar and watching the game.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on May 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Meg’s bold quote is too much for the SBN servers to handle.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is smoke coming from the servers in the corner of BoC Headquarters.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the nite the Sharks fans find religion

“O God please let them score”
“O God please don’t let them lose”

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

If finding religion is what it takes, I will get down on my knees right now.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like you wouldn’t be on your knees anyways….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well … nevermind that.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last duckie/wings playoff game, I was sitting next to the dude whose wife bragged that he is a deacon in his church.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

go Sharks!

(hi BoC!)

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

(hi!)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

(waves)

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi there! and good to see you are cheering on the good guys in teal :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just for you, Angy

and for Nemo.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No words

just incoherent keyboard smashing

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, don’t steal our patented BoC article-writing technique.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spade’s strategy? Nice!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already punched a couple of holes in my walls during this series.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than punching walls in your holes….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but imagine the money you could make if you make if you were in the construction business…

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s in nice 3-hole punch style.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm, some of those Versus cameras need their contrast fixed!

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes … everyone is a little edgy right now

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s being polite about it

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah … I’m ready to bite someone’s head off. Taking everything I can to stay calm.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO SHARKS!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I just said shit a whole bunch of times while they were down at our end.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I just said shit a whole bunch of times while they were down at our end.

Fixed…for me, anyway.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THIS

C’mon now. LET’S GO SHARKS!!!

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So tense. Good chances at both ends so far.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Sharks. Stay in Detroit’s zone.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I ditto this.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like watching a damn yo-yo

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew! Wow, I am stressed!

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

less focus on hitting

more scoring on Jimmy Howard, plz.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I ditto this too.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

More shots on goal, Sharks

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo! Bertuzzi-Heatley violence!!!

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, nice.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vary even so far.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

These two teams are very well-matched. As terrible as it was to get to a game seven, it is only right, in a poetic sense.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The third overtime should be very poetic.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd? what about the fourth?

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha — I don’t know if I’ll be able to stay awake that long…

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it would not.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lollllll

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That hurricane was great for this blog. So many pictures just like this!

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my mind, there was no hurricane. there was just an entire state that wanted Earl Sleek to go away, for the amusement of the internet.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what Dan Cloutier calls a luxury resort.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 7:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Awesome. Have no idea how you can compose poetry at a time like this, but good on ya.

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am full of it!
Luckily haikus are fun
to make and to share.

;)

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bertuzzi popped Heatley and wound up going off himself to be checked out.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

c'mon Sharks PP!

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Please score on this PP Sharks.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop that!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you were serious? I thought it was a joke….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!! joke is on you :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 for 12 is still awful.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we have one now … when it counts!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have counted this whole time. It would have meant a tie…At the least.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I second this

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gutless Marleau almost scored.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SETO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SETO!!

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god … no penalty …. ugh!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

bad call

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know … :(

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sjkADJakdjdkjs PK

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No one can beat the Gooch.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

What a horrendous penalty

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay boys … don’t let them score!

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

dear Sharks fans

I will be cheering with you guys for this game, but I must continue to point out that “Sharks” is a one-syllable word. One. not Two. Just so you know.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
-me

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

ahem … Sha-arks … two …

but yes, I agree with you :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t make me start cheering for the meteor! (3 syllables, btw ;)

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we don’t make San Jose two syllables!

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS

I HATE that fucking cheer.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Syllables are so subjective, just like math.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

(gasps)

I give that comment an F.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's go PK!

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wings fans hate Setoguchi

So it’s glorious when he scores.

Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!

by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They hate the Japanese?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tsunamis.

So does God.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dudebro, not cool.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Japan creates the robot that will bring along the inevitable robot invasion/end of humanity, you will be the first person it seeks out.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for being our sacrificial early warning system. :)

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does Demers getting held result in a Sharks PK?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Don your tinfoil hat

and the answer will come to you.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fresh out. Will aluminum do?

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can also make a fashionable hat out of paper and become a sea captain!

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

One down, four to go

On the way to that five spot!

Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?

by hawkeytalk on May 12, 2011 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe my boys are requiring me to make dinner during this game.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Do any of them drive? Give them money and tell them to eat out tonight.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re old enough to feed themselves

resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that why cereal was invented? or delivery?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pizza night!

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

GOAL!!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, awful turnover there.

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Getzlafian bad…

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say Kovalev-esque.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He passes the puck? I’ve only seen him deke it off his stick….

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He turns it over in the neutral zone in hilarious fashion. I don’t think you’ve seen as much Kovalev as I have.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Glen Murray scores!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, except Zetterberg wasn’t trying a no-look flip. Dunno if that makes it better or worse.

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAKE ROOKIE!

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

?

couture’s nickname is teeth? how come?

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His dad is a dentist.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do a GIS and look at his teeth.

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

google a picture of him and you’ll see

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. wow, that's kinda unfortuante...

Hawks fans refer to Duncan Keith as “Teeth” sometimes, due to his losing 7 teeth & spending the SCF looking like a hillbilly, so I was surprised.

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great job Sharks! Fuck Detroit!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew. Okay. One down. Wings had chances though. Close game. So tense. Bad grammar. Incomplete. Sentences.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t this supposed to be a blog of superior grammar? Guaranteed by Spade?

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He guaranteed good gammas, which means ancient greek grammar should be fine.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah let’s go with that.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out MY teeth, bitches!!!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Nothing about Seto on his knees and the hole in the glass?

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by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about “I love glassholes!” ?

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest someone go to the Tank and fast forward those clocks.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay it worked so far so let's do another Hunter Thompson quote:

“Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. "

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I like that one. That’s a quote to live by.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Ricky Bobby quotes

“When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.”

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to request that the sharks take out Bertuzzi. Please.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Let the HP Pavillion staff do that, they’re used to scraping spineless slimeballs of the ice.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay. The Sharks did that already, I guess. He has an upper-body injury and won’t be back.

Are you magic?

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was heatleys steering arm….

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Normally I find the Heatley killer jokes disgusting but this is gold. Excellent! haha

by ScottyKnows on May 13, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marleau should’ve just went with a playoff unibrow instead of a playoff beard.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Heatley wants a goal tonight.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn I love Douglas Murray.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get this … boys want to eat during the game and my sister calls during the game. Screw people!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t you hide in a bedroom or something?

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the place to screw people, all right.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if you’re married.

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLL best thread ever

by ScottyKnows on May 13, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get a new family?

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by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn off the phone! don’t people understand it’s the playoffs?

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom called

I didn’t answer

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was tempted to not answer, but then she would have just called the cell phone, and then again.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

but that’s what’s voicemail is for. then “oh…sorry. the phone was in another room. and disconnected.”

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend called. I told her I would call back. That was an hour ago.

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I leave my phone in the car when hockey is on.

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEAT DETROIT!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NEMO!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not liking the Wings chances here.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

A penalty is coming to the Wangs. Don’t worry.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Detroit out of it’s misery, Sharks.

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You can never put Detroit out of it’s misery. Unless of course they decide to relocate to Winnipeg.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Sharks!

I want to see Datsyuk make the skate of shame!

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I was screaming at the tv there.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOO

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Zetterbergs backhanders…..

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

My stress level just went up a hundredfold again

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Boooo

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

no no no no no no no no more Wings. MOAR SHARKS GOALS BEHIND HOWARD!

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

go clock go!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballsacks.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

There was never a chance it was going to be easy. Sharks will have to earn their victory.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ice is tilting. Fuck.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Cleary just died….

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET UP!!!!!

(Jack Edwards)

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clear hit to the head…I hope Hudler gets suspended…

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack

would not like to retract that comment, but I will. What a freaky play.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idunno john…Is he faking it?

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch, that was ugly. Posted the first comment before I saw it might actually be serious. Glad he’s not dead.

by g r a c e on May 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame me — I’ve been calling for it too enthusiastically for too long. :)

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by Earl Sleek on May 13, 2011 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Red Wings players taking themselves out.

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WiiM must be crucifying Hudler right now.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Now’s the best time for me to go give them my sales pitch for Brian Rolston.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll be back at you with CSSI analysis and multiple authors’ rebuttals within one hour, before they even accuse you of trolling.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll counter with CSI analysis, viewpoints from Marleau’s unibrow and Aviator Sunglasses.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’ll never overcome the bromance that is JJ and Amerinacanadican.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damnit, no one on ILWT has a bromance (and most of them don’t hate the Wangs as much as I do)

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also- I saw some comments in their gamethread- I want to drive my head through my laptop, they’re that stupid.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly

you’ve not researched my brief track record round these parts.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They thought your username was referring to the fact that they cry 24/7

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t even try to post there; I don’t need that kind of action. I’m talking about my falling reputation here. :)

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah … they are assholes. But … whatever.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Like I’m not? I’m so insulted…

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha! Nope … not compared to them.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn...

I need to try harder..

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They make Rangers fans look like MENSA level geniuses.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Wings have had most of the recent shots. Come on, Sharks!

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible icing by Clowe

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Good time out.

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we just finish this period please?

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

with the Sharks up by like 50 goals.

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need someone to tell my cats I will feed them in 3:31 hockey seconds … cause they are giving me the evil stare.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread needs

moar kittehs!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t they feed themselves?

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold them in your lap on their backs and tickle their tummies, they’ll forget about food.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why mine are free range eaters

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are the Wings dominating … they are down two guys … come on Sharks!! do your magic!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking icing….Jesus fucking fuck.

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

oh thank god … the 2nd period wasn’t our best … let’s hope for a strong 3rd for the Sharks

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear god, this game will drive a girl to drink.

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the fact that its Thursday…

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you very much Steven and let’s go for the next round together!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know … I am going crazy here … and even the distractions aren’t helping … the boys’ dad even called and I almost snapped at him when he only asked “is the score still 2-0”, it was 2-1 at that point.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your stress level....

Its over 9000!

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it is. But it’s more than just this. This is my stress release. :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sex toys again? :)

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That depends on my mood after this game … ha!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes. Time to regroup, Sharks!

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”
— Hunter S. Thompson

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by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Hunter S. Thompson quotes stopped working.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear and Loathing at BoC

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Or a man watching his favorite NHL team play during the 3rd period of a game 7.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!

and go clock go!

also Hockey Gods, please hear my simple prayer – let the Sharks win this game and beat the evil Detroit Red Wings cause they are just evil, the worse kind of evil ever.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SO CLOSE RANDY!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Post

my frienemy.

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Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love Patty to get a goal … fuck … I would love all the Sharks to get a goal and no Wings to get goals.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Interval between comments increasing…

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Intervals between drinks is decreasing too…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

…proportional to sphincter diameter…

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck that was too close

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

damn … too many men on us??

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Get your shit together, boys!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t, just swears. All swears.

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD SHARKS, BAD

TMM IS A BAD THING. >:(

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

TooMuchMagic?

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TooMuchMeandering

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Marleau Method?

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell Me More

According Wiki, the opposite of TMI

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by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiki

Totally Meg’s Modus!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on Sharks … kill this penalty .. please!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah Dan Boyle.

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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Holmstrom

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m nervous.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

4on4!

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

KronLOL

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Gutless Marleau drawing the penalty

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by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

Kronwall!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

okay Sharks … score on this please!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PUCKS ON NET

plz

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

double please

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am shaking with nerves. Go Sharks go!

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Redeveloped

restless leg syndrome.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve started to redevelop it… although i’ve had hip and abdominal issues before, so mine might be legitimate

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I mean like trembling.

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

MARLEAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YES PATTY!!!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK DETROIT! CAPTAIN AWKWARD WITH THE GUTS!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU JR!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

And that should ice it…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

still too much time against a very good team

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quiet...

I’m aiming for a jynx.

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't it spelled jinx?

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awkward.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

why are the playoff towels orange?

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Cause they always refuse to do teal. No idea why. Maybe it’s too expensive of a color.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s always been orange? what makes you think orange & teal are good colors together, SJ front office?

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They partnered up with the SF Giants to get a bulk-rate discount.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

AWFUCK.

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf was that?!

oh Nemo…

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Detroit.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Sharks … hold strong!! … still under 6 minutes to play.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

damn … a penalty?? NOOOOOOO!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha My jy(i)nx is working!

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are cruel!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

No jinx no!

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That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife

by CTGray on May 12, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I should rec that or not. :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I wish….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh japan...

you and your drag pokemon. haha

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like pokemon.

It promotes animal abuse.

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by idunno723 on May 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they're your FRIENDS

that you send out to fight to the death.

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it- you get giant dragons that summon earthquakes against funny looking little fucks

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Sharks … kill this!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My hands are literally shaking. It’s like I took a caffeine shot with ritalin.

by RedOscar on May 12, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

My nerves are shot … my stomach hurts … I have no more nails to chew …. my hair is falling out … ugh!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I cut my nails super short to avoid chewing on them. I have broken two from chewing already.

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by CTGray on May 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

less than 3 minutes … GO SHARKS!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Icing on the Wings?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They are going to pull Howard soon.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

90 seconds

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Will someone hold me?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why I hate the Wings fans.
I’ll say this now
Because I’m too classy to say it in the recap and I’m kind of mad right now.
Fuck the Sharks. They’re still a bunch of goddamn chokers who should never have been in this position. They’re barely winning a game in which the Wings are now missing their entire second line.
I don’t see them winning a game against the Canucks. Not one.
Winging It In Motown
@Amerinadian19
by Amerinadian on May 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The Red Wings are a bunch of Wankers. I’d rather be a choker who people like than a Wanker who no one likes any day.

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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually respect the team … they are good … their fans are shitty.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Drew Miller….And uh…Rusty. Thats about it.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Todd Bertuzzi. I can’t respect them even if they Datsyuk.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? That’s just loser talk.

by ScottyKnows on May 13, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

people do get irrational during elimination

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Wings fans don’t get irrational, they cry.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are like this all the time tho … every single time.

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least they behave when they visit FtF.

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Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Detroit.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Tweet Tweet

by Evilducks on May 12, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fucking ridiculous

The Sharks will win ONE game against Vancouver.

Jeeez, what a looser.

Well congratulations on your run Sharks, it was a good one while it lasted.

by Cool Dudes on May 12, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

NEMO!!!!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

NEEEMO

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Marleau

the hero!!!

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Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yaaay Sharks!

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now Time to fuck over Couver..

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

All Pacific time zone Conference Finals! Woooooooooooooooo!

Sick my duck, least coast time zonies!

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 12, 2011 8:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

oh god.

I forgot about that.

DAMN YOU PACIFIC TIME ZONE.

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry — as rounds get later and later, the start times get earlier and earlier. Even on the west coast Stanley Cup Finals games start at 5 pm Pacific or earlier, and in the conference finals they’ll start creeping in that direction.

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by Earl Sleek on May 13, 2011 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That bites!

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by Angy on May 13, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the price you have to pay for surviving.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on May 13, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 13, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck … I can breathe again … :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Jesus Fucking fucks…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart hasn’t started beating yet. I may be dead.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters

by 49er16 on May 12, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well hello there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 12, 2011 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re coming for you … ;)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and guess what?!?!

Patrick Marleau with the GAME WINNING GOAL!!

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

how gutless of him. ;)

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by ahnfire on May 12, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wiim-bulance?
San Jose? Do I have to write a paragraph about this team? Rob Blake retired this summer and took what little heart his organization had with him. There’s only so far diving can get you without defense. This team is headed in the wrong direction.

SUCK IT, J.J.!!!!!

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by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

blah blah blah! … Sharks win! :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ from Kansas? More like JJ from WHAAAAAAAAAA-nsas.

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You chicks dig Whitney Houston, right?

by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

boom

That’ll win in any rap battle, especially in 8 Mile

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by pooponastick on May 12, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations Sharks, you destroyed twitter- Tweetdeck isn’t loading.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 12, 2011 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks are that awesome! :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've now solved my haiku quandry

Seven games were played
to see who gets Vancouver.
THE SHARKS BEAT THE WINGS!!!

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Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 12, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Shut up Roenick.

Woo Sharks!

I want to post a celebratory picture and thread but my computer is fucked right now. Keep celebrating here for now!

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 9:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Here works … this is a good, winning thread … :)

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by Angy on May 12, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You:

Anti Niemi
Logan Couture
Doug Wilson
Todd McClellan
Joe Thornton
Dan Boyle
Jeremy Roenick

by HaroldRamis on May 12, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, great job scoring the game winner Roenick!

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 12, 2011 9:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Just got back from the game!!

Just a city boy
Born and raised in FUUUUUUUCK DETROIT!!!!

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11

by pooponastick on May 12, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Cant wait to start this shit

 Go Canucks Go.

See you Sunday!

You can go through life adrift and alone
desperate, desolate, on your own
but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
so come and join us


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by Temujin on May 12, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec’d for informativeness.

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by Earl Sleek on May 13, 2011 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats.

I didn’t mention I don’t have a tv and feeds dont work on my computer that is why I left to watch it.

I was surprised that I was able to have an inteligent hockey conversation at the bar. This waitress girl is from outside of Detroit, she was heartbroken lol. She seemed really cool.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on May 12, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

This waitress girl

As opposed to a waitress boy?

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 13, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Could've been

Bieber.

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 13, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

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