Sharks Gameday: Anagrams
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 5:00 AM PDT
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Remember when I said that series previews are pretty worthless? I still feel that way.
Today we're going to look at interesting anagrams you can get by rearranging the letters in the names of some of the players for the Sharks and the Canucks. I'll compare two players and see who has the cooler/funnier anagram, and that player will be the winner. This will probably be as accurate of a series-prediction method as my Wikipedia preview was, and that one ended up being pretty much exactly right.
Today's post involves lots of animated text, so please click below to continue.
Match-up #1: Patrick Marleau vs. Henrik Sedin
Patrick Marleau = Racial Take Rump
"Racial Take Rump" sounds like a poorly-translated interracial porn movie for sale in China.
Henrik Sedin = End in Shriek
"End in Shriek" is what happens whenever Henrik takes off his clothes in the presence of a lady.
Advantage: Marleau. Sharks lead 1-0.
Match-up #2: Joe Thornton vs. Ryan Kesler
Joe Thornton = John on Otter
Some dude named John is riding on an otter, or something? Or "Otter on John," if you like. Or "John, no otter" and it can be like a mother telling her son he can't have a pet otter?
Okay, Joe's anagrams are pretty weak.
Ryan Kesler = Sky Learner
Ah yes, "Sky Learner," the inspirational tale of an idealistic young pilot making his way in the world, starring that queer from the Twilight movies.
Advantage: Kesler. 1-1.
Match-up #3: Devin Setoguchi vs. Alex Burrows
Devin Setoguchi = Shouting Device
I like to think that a "shouting device" is a complicated piece of machinery that costs millions of dollars and all it does is shout incoherently like a crazy person.
Devin Setoguchi has thousands of awesome anagrams for his name. Another personal favorite was "I evicted Shogun" but I wasn't sure if that was racist so I decided not to mention it.
Oops.
Alex Burrows = Walrus Boxer
God damn it, that's so cool. A "walrus boxer" is like something you'd see in Zoofights.
Advantage: Burrows. Canucks lead 2-1.
Match-up #4: Dan Boyle vs. Christian Ehrhoff
Dan Boyle = Lady Bone
Dan Boyle is very strong in the anagram department, with other possibilities including "Ably Done," "Noble Day," and "Ebony Lad."
Christian Ehrhoff = Fifth Rhino Chaser
If four guys are already chasing a rhino, you don't need a fifth. Don't be stupid, Christian.
For some reason this last picture might have a problem and it might not display the animation, but I already give so little of a fuck about this post that I'm not going to try and fix it. Use your imagination or something.
Advantage: Boyle. 2-2.
We're tied? Oh, okay. I guess I'll just have to continue this for the entire series.
Until next time, go here to have your own anagram fun.
Prediction: Sharks win 3-2, with goals from Lady Bone, Shouting Device, and Racial Take Rump.
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Megalodon- Gonad Mole
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on May 15, 2011 7:15 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Earl Sleek- Earl Leeks (get that checked, man)
RudyKelly- Dry Ell Yuk
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
Earl Sleek- Earl Leeks (get that checked, man)
Fuck that. I’m the REAL SELKE!
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL- A Children Love Spit
Just a friendly reminder to keep your kids away from Spade.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on May 15, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Here's a post from my shouting device
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by RudyKelly on May 15, 2011 8:48 AM PDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
Submitted for your approval
Nucks Miscondunct – Cocks Cunt Nudism
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 15, 2011 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Wonderful.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
All mine (Harold Ramis) are gay:
Roam his lard
Alarm his rod
Hail ramrods
Hard arm oils
Except this one which I like:
Do liars harm
by HaroldRamis on May 15, 2011 9:37 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
also gayish
Drew Remenda = rewarded men
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
whine country anagram highlights
coy whiner nut – sounds like something Rudy would say
wench in yo rut
cunt whiner yo – ummm…
inch went your – definitely back to me again
recount whiny – everyone not named KJKing after round 2 :)
erotic why nun – we will never speak of it
wench ruin toy – ummm…
touchy winner – we’ll see who gets that
<>
Meg, a gem!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Uh oh. This can't be a good omen for you guys
Alain Vigneault – Unavailing Teal
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 15, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
But also
Unite All Vagina
So, fuck ‘em. They’re pussies.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Damn
I thought Seto had that one, but Walrus boxer? That’s tough to beat.
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
By the way
Ehrhoff’s animated when clicked.
(possibly helpful info, and I quite liked that sentence)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
Thanks. I couldn’t figure out what the fuck.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
This is great
And you suck for making me waste time on that website when I have work to do
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
GO SHARKS!
Angy only comes up with Yang. I don’t like that. So decided to do my full name, didn’t like any of those either. Stupid anagrams.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I get
Incomes Lo – which kind of sucks, especially because I’m not from Detroit
Come Loins – Possible excellent
Clime Soon – related to the previous
Nice Looms – okay what is with these sexual references?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Sharks: not as scary as cows.
Go Canucks.
Dump and chase
by cmatthew35 on May 15, 2011 11:09 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah well “Free Willy” was gay.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Also anybody who dies after a cow steps on them is a fucking idiot.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
hahaha
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Roberto Luongo Anagrams:
Our boner got lo
Retool our bong
Greasy-Haired Monkey Pornstar (OK that one is fake)
by HaroldRamis on May 15, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
You know you are on SBN too much when you find yourself on a non-SBN site and you hit the “Z” key and wonder why you haven’t moved down to the next item.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Done that on Facebook
and about every other message board I troll.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
Happens to me
ALL THE TIME.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
BTW, I’m watching the Sweden-Finland final here, if anyone wants to watch live. It’s in Swedish, I think, but the stream is good.
www.battleofcali.com
Thanks, Earl
That’s a very good feed.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
TSN
Isn’t even airing it. They’ve got NSCAR or something lame on instead
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I would glance at it for a bit, but I have to get off my butt and do my chores – 5 hours and counting before I start pacing and yelling at the tv again.
I know last year, these last four games in the WCF were painful, the stress, anxiety, just brutal. I don’t know how I’m going to do this again.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
At least you’re not a Bruins fan too.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
They’ll bounce back. I hope. For the sake of my predictions.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I knew that was the only reason you were lurking there last night!
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course … it’s all bout me being on top … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
BOW CHIKA WOW WOW
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
(sighs)
Promise not to tell me about being in my head, OK? ;)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a Bruins fan friend
Who was watching the game at my place last night. Not surprisingly he was a little upset
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I know last year, these last four games in the WCF were painful
Don’t you mean the first four? :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Same difference huh? Smartass!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
The only anagram for “fuck you” is “fuck you.”
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Last four?
Don’t you mean the first four?
</bitter hawks fan>
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
I really should learn to read
all the comments before saying the same thing as at least two others.
So, how about this: Go Sharks!
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
The best anagrams for my name:
Party Lick Elk
Play Trick Elk
Racy Kelp Kilt (my favorite)
Cat/Act Perky Kill
And I also like these last 2 because they sound like French restaurants:
La Tricky Kelp
La Kick Perty
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
Woooo!
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
I stand by my “Woooo!”
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve been out doing chores (and damn if I still don’t have to run out again) wearing my Sharks jersey … Target, Trader Joe’s, Mollie Stones – everyone has been stopping me to talk about the Sharks. And this is just on the Peninsula. SJ area must be going crazy today. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on May 15, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome
And there are those that believe hockey can’t work in a warm climate. :P
Per Mare, Per Terras
From “Working the Corners”, a Vancouver Newspaper consulted a Chinese fortune teller about the series:
[…] consult with a Chinese-trained fortuneteller, Sherman Tai, who was asked to analyze the starting goalies and a handful of skaters on each team using the "ba zi" method that factors in birth dates, birth places and photos.
And Tai’s conclusion sort of contradicts the headline.
"The series will go seven games, and the winner determined purely by luck," Tai said. "Relatively, San Jose has better luck than the Canucks, so they should be victorious."
Haha fuckers.
Also consulting with fortune tellers about hockey is something I would do, so I’m pissed that they are trying to steal my ideas.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
That fortune teller clearly pulled some ear man shit to overhear your ideas, telepathic-like.
After anthems air this evening, we’ll see how well he did and who the heart man is.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
tsk!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Angie works just fine. Or Angy or Ang. But no Yang or Lady Bone.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
tsk!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yin "Lady Bone" Yang.
Birth certificate name right?
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
by idunno723 on May 15, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoa, this anagram thing really works.
Ryan Getzlaf = Lazy Ref Gnat.
Holy accuracy, batman!
www.battleofcali.com
This site is pretty fun.
Cam Fowler = Fecal Worm.
Francois Beauchemin = Macabre Chiefs Union.
And there is no anagram for Saku Koivu. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on May 15, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure it's working
since I didn’t see “irritating prick boy” for “Corey Perry”
I did like “cry ye roper” though.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
"Shane Doan" didn't return anything worth mentioning, but
“Ilya Bryzgalov” (THANKS DUCKS!!!!)
gave me
Gay All By Vizor O.o
Lazy Ova By Girl O.o
Let’s try my name for the hell of it.
Occlusion Jurist
Colic Ruins Joust …I don’t even.
Ionic Curls Jot Us …for some reason that makes me think of a really shady Toys R Us.
Ok, I’m done.
Per Mare, Per Terras
It’s impossible to resist, especially when there is work to be done which you’d rather leave undone.
THANKS A LOT MEG!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t get any anagrams from my first name. Well, it’s either Nna or Nan, which both suck and aren’t words.
Full name I get Fez Ran Iran, which is kind of awesome as a fan of That 70s Show.
American Heroes: Joe Pavelski, Buster Posey, Charlie Coyle
Fear the Fin - NEEDS MORE DOVES
My full name doesn't get anything.
And “Nathan” just gets “Than An”
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
Mine gets over 10,000
I have 4 Es, 3 Is, 2 Ts, 2 Ns and an H, D and S in my name. Lots of permutations.
One is positively Sheen-esque: Dine Sheenier Tit
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
Sidney Crosby has A LOT
End Is Boys Cry (rearranged from Boys Cry End Is)
I Deny Sobs Cry (rearranged from Sobs Cry Deny I)
Dis Ye Snob Cry (rearranged from Snob Cry Dis Ye)
Bed Cry In Soys
Boy Decry Sins
Boys Cry Snide
Bossy Icy Nerd
Icy Nerdy Sobs (rearranged from Sobs Icy Nerdy)
Bony Icy Dress
and finally:
Bio Sync Dyers (sounds like some kind of futuristic device)
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
Who?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Says it in the title.
Sidney Crosby.
I wish it had been anyone but him scoring the Golden Goal for Canada…
(Canadian Citizenship)
Per Mare, Per Terras
And to rant a little bit
I am still mad at the Russian coach for not putting Bryzgalov in net when Nabokov was already down 4-0 to the Canadians.
Per Mare, Per Terras
You guys are going nuts with this anagram thing. I got bored with it halfway through this story.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 3:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yet you’ve promised continued anagram-istic previews throughout the series… :)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I randomly typed in
“Juggling Babboons” and got a huge list of awesome anagrams.
I’m too lazy to type them here, but just scroll through them and see.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
?
By “You guys are going nuts with this anagram thing. I got bored with it halfway through this story”, I think you meant:
A Egg High I Tinny Tortuous Wussy A Hangman Trig Bigoted With Trio A Fa High Hotshots Twirly Yurt
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
by idunno723 on May 15, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Okay … I think it’s time you closed that anagram window. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
...
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
by idunno723 on May 15, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Meg … I blame you for this.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
The recs only encourage me
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
by idunno723 on May 15, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
45 minutes … ugh! I am nervous.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Relax...
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
NM has fans from Wings & Hawks cheering them on. When did the Sharks become the bad guys? :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Wings fans are crazy so I understand...
but Blackhawks fans?!! That’s like us rooting for the Ducks.
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
LOSERS
who cares what they think?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, I'm cheering for the Sharks!
the Hawks fans are a mixed crew. You can come on SCH, there’s still a lot of a VAN-bitterness on our site :)
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
clarification:
Van-bitterness in the comments on our sites. I don’t speak for our triumvirate. :)
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I think
most SCH people want to see the ’nucks lose. Forever.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
SO not this. He’s a beast!!!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I would feel alot better if the Sharks have scored alot by now. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Murray
sent a message, if nothing more, with the hit and trash-talk to Kesler.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
GOAL!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
CAP'N!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
That was a brutal way to give up a goal … from Van’s perspective … from SJ perspective … thank you !!! :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Repeated from my Twitter:
The San Jose Sharks: Canada’s team.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Hey why do the Canucks fans hate Wellwood?
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
He ate their babies.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe he said derogatory things about the Nucks
during the regular season. Thus they hate him now.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
He said this:
Back in early March when the teams last met, Kyle Wellwood had what now may be considered a somewhat inflammatory explanation for the Vancouver media as to why he preferred being a Shark.
"I just think Vancouver has a few more lessons to learn and I’m glad I’m in San Jose," Wellwood said. "I just feel they’re more mature because they’ve lost a few more times. They’re not so scared of losing."
via WTC
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
That sounds more like something insulting about the Sharks than the Canucks.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Have no idea … haven’t really seen the whys from NM either.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
He made a little quip
About the Canucks being “afraid to lose” and that was why they’d never do anything.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Doesn’t help that he’s now having success with a rival, either.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Boooooo
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
I was happier when the score was 1-0 Sharks
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Goalies shouldn’t play the puck tonight, I guess.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
a question-
are the Sharks a highly penalized team in the regular season?
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I don’t recall number of penalties being a big complaint, but the PK…that was an issue.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
well speaking from my limited experience, the Nucks complained that the Hawks got a lot of PPs but considering we were one of the lowest-penalized teams in the league (Hawks) versus a team that is one of the higher-penalized teams (Nucks), the facts that the Hawks drew more PPs in the playoffs wasn’t surprising.
Considering the Nucks have 3PPs to the 0 for the Hawks, I was wondering if it was more “home ref bias” or “not surprising”
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
The Canucks are filthy diving bitches.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well, OBVIOUSLY yea, but I still was curious about the stats behind it :)
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I’ll make a chart of their diving bitchness for my next gameday.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Be sure to use colors, or that guy will nail you for it.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the King of All Charts is merciless.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
I didn’t think he was even correct, actually, but I didn’t want to engage. You handled it well.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
GOAL!!!
from Mr Gutless himself!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banworthy.
Woo woo
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
That’s how you do a powerplay.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Man, FTF sure is loopy during the playoffs.
Last series they were burning WIM for being a bunch of whiners, but it feels like I’m reading WIM right now.
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Yeah it’s much quieter and more peaceful here.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
I can’t wear a tinfoil hat. I’m allergic.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
haha … why do you think I’ve been avoiding that place for quite some time. and I find when I am there, I just end up bitching at someone for saying something stupid.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I saw that earlier today. :)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I try to say nothing but I dont’ listen to my good advice sometimes :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I try, but I can’t handle it.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BoC > FtF
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
by ahnfire on May 15, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
then they’d multiply & take over, ya know.
I’m partial to Sleek’s cartoons, though. Kings are like the quiet bookish child in the corner that no one remembers is there.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Kings are like the quiet bookish child in the corner that no one remembers is there.
Until the day Rudy snaps and shoots everyone.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
May 21, 2011?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the Shark’s teeth.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FTF is not like it use to be. But I won’t say any more than that. I just think it’s very telling when even it’s writers hardly comment there anymore.
(misses the old days of FTF)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Yup
Twitter helps fill that void though. (Angy doesn’t believe in Twitter though- AND HOLY CRAP)
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Twitter is for followers
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I have better things to do than be a follower … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’m just not interested in twittering my thoughts and reading everyone else’s … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
This place is less personal and more bout hockey. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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…said the Queen of innuendo… ;)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I had considered it … but someone stole my name, so decided then and there it will never happen. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
ha! that would be the day
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Not the best incentive. :)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys have my email addy … you could anyways … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Email, phone and in-person are the ways I like to communicate with people. I don’t like facebook or twitter. I think they are dumbing down how people interact with each other.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
My oldest has facebook … and I’m constantly having to send him the latest articles where facebook is trying to fuck with the privacy settings
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I answered the Twitter one below – but … as I said, I’ve done the blogging thing before where I shared my views on everything … I’m just done with it. I’m finding I more and more want to be off the computer and such and all that nonsense just has people on it.
I would rather go out with people and hear their thoughts than read them on a screen. I would rather travel and see the world, then see others posting pictures of the world. etc etc etc … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Again,
I don’t see how that is different than commenting on SBN.
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Well … if you must know … I plan on doing a little disappearing act after this season is done. Sorta tired of it all. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Oh I see...
And look, your distaste for twitter cost the Sharks dearly!
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Yep … I chat on gmail. And YIM.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Agreed. Not better or worse, per se, just different. That’s why I tend to do most of my gameday chattering on Twitter. (Cough, cough, spot the subtle hint…)
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
haha !!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Aww, come on Angy, you know you wanna come where all the cool kids are… (Man, am I crap at this whole peer pressure thing or what?)
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
Bonus points for time-of-day for your attempt.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
During the play-offs the whole concept of time of day goes right out the window for me. Half the time I don’t even know what day of the week it is…
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
That is, should we say, GOOD MORNING!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, 3.04am to be precise…
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
Yes you are. Facebook will eventually crash and burn (sighs are already showing) cause of their abuse of privacy rights. Twitter – like I said, someone stole my name on it, but I’ve done the blogging thing for many years where I shared my views and such, I’m over it. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Just in terms of the commenters.
Plank’s writing doesn’t get enough credit in my opinion.
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Plank doesn’t post enough anagrams or pictures of cats for my taste.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
by Megalodon on May 15, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hate blogs that post that kind of stuff.
Especially cartoons, hate that crap.
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Tombstone references, though, are gold.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
so much this. especially for visiting non-Sharks fans
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 15, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
NEMO!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
These forward lines are getting all crazy.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Confuse-a-Canuck.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would really like to play in their zone for a long period of time with lots of goals by the Sharks.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Too soon to say Go Clock Go?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Never too early when you’re leading in the postseason!
And you think you live in a non-traditional hockey market...
Randy Hahn: "That is one angry Swedish person."
"I flew 5,000 miles for this?"
And if you want more of this kind of thing, I'm spouting nonsense on Twitter too...
im already saying it
but for the Bulls-Heat game. Miami’s making a push to come back.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 15, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OKC, I think.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
FAHK.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
Bah!
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Damn clock didn’t go fast enough.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Do not!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Everytime she says she doesn't believe in jixes,
it jinxes the Sharks even more.
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FUCK AGAIN!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Fuck this shit, come on Sharks.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Still have time
Just need them to play to WIN.
Is a Sedin trying to say something from Dave Bolland's back pocket?
I am not as happy as I was. :(
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Bah. Sharks looked tired in the third. Let’s see what they can do after a couple of days off.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
Baker thought they lost their legs in the third as well.
I also wonder, did the third line look at all effective tonight?
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 15, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
lots more series left to play
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 15, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Post-game up here for further commenting and discussion.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
TL;DR and wayyy late to the party
but I wanted to share this
Stufflife = Fluffiest
Stufflife = Stiff Fuel
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
Oh, and I Stuff Elf.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
i bet your do…do u at least pull on the pointy ears when you do?
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 16, 2011 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, no one has seen Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach?
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
late to the party, but there’s lots of anagrams for my real name.
only 1 for missy though: Sis My
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
although, if i add my middle name, i get things like “Naked Nanny Frilly”
Nucks Misconduct writer, queen of inter-blogging etiquette.
I also ramble on Twitter every so often.
"Where there's Kesler, there's hope." - Tink for Nucks
woo…i need to read boc more often on the weekends..i missed this awesome anagram stuff..
walrus boxer was awesome
Vaya con Dios, Brah.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 16, 2011 5:27 AM PDT reply actions
San Jose Chokes- Ass Chosen Joke
tu madre- Matured and mad true.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on May 16, 2011 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I will give this thread its first rec.
viii
Coconuts go.™
by eightyseven on May 16, 2011 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You people here at BoC
Are fucking geniuses!
Proudly suffering as a Ranger fan.
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by Tripodi on May 16, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Totally.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
meetyourmako
you make metro
make your tome
take your memo
Emery out amok
Teemu may rook
You emote, Mark.
yak memo route
auk memory toe
meek toy amour
your meek atom
moray toke emu
eek! mayo tumor!
emu retook yam
a meek tumor, yo!
a toke more yum
a key route mom
make me rot you
make emu or toy
Yum-o! Take more!
Take my Euro, Mo!
me took my urea
key to mom urea
Eat our key, Mom!
“Aye, me took rum!” – easily the most Piratey
you mark me toe
roomy teak emu
team romeo yuk
I am lord voldemort.
um, okay meteor
rum emote okay
by meetyourmako on May 16, 2011 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I am still in awe
Of that photo + caption.
Well fucking done
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
by Semi_Colon on May 16, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I work hard on my captions (sometimes). I appreciate when people notice them.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
Battle of California
It's either a cartoon zamboni
Or he’s watching a ticker at the NYE about to yell SELL SELL SELL
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
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