Canucks vs. Sharks: Game 2, with anagrams
San Jose Sharks at Vancouver Canucks, May 18, 2011 6:00 PM PDT
Tonight's Anagrams
Roberto Luongo = Goon or Trouble
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Luongo's anagram gives advice for how best to beat him. Clearly the key for the Sharks is to send Ben Eager crashing into the Canucks net repeatedly, in order to get Luongo off his game. Sounds good!
Antti Niemi = I Mine Titan
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I Mine Titan is my favorite Ray Bradbury story.
Advantage: Niemi. Sharks lead 3-2.
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GO SHARKS!
Just win.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
GOAL!!
Sharks score first – again!!
Now let’s keep the lead. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Damn!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Goal!!!
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Banworthy.
GOAL!!
took them too long tho
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Thank God, Thank Allah, Thank the Devil, Thank Zeus, Thank whoever else wants to be thanked!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Looked more like Thornton’s goal, not sure Patty touched that
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on May 18, 2011 7:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Me
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by idunno723 on May 18, 2011 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Probably should have been deserves to be thanked.....
Me too.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Refs:
NIce job NHL refs, 1 period in and the Sharks have already been screwed out of 6 power play minutes just on high-sticking calls. Yah! Go Canucks! Go Canada! Go Swedish fag twins! Yah! Canucks are the best ever!
Pretty sure both drew blood, there was some on the towel being held to seto’s face
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on May 18, 2011 8:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
so I turn on the TV and the Sharks tie it up
score another goal, Sharks!
also, where is everyone?
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Everyone’s glued to their set.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
see i turned on the tv, and the Sharks were leading
and then the Canucks immediatly score 2 goals in under 2 min….
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You know the rules. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
well NOW
i’m multitasking between hockey and the Bulls-Heat game. and the Sharks DID tie it while i was watching!!!
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ooh
let me know how the Bulls-Heat game goes. :) I’m too lazy to switch channels back and forth.
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Who do you like? Just curious.
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by whine_country on May 18, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
well she's a Blackhawks fan
so one guess….
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m too lazy to click for info. :)
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by whine_country on May 18, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DRose > LeBron
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by ahnfire on May 18, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This
and “hate” is an anagram of “Heat” I believe.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
well "Lambs Jeer On"
is an anagram for Lebron James.
YOU HEAR THAT LEBRON/??? Even cute, fluffy lambs jeer at you! hah!
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
it WAS neck and neck
but Heat went on a run at the end of the 3rd. 71-61 Heat right now.
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
71-67 now.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SHIT.
WTF with Bieksa a goal per game?
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Banworthy.
I just saw a creepy bug run under my desk
and the Nucks score. Coincidence?
/goes off to get a shoe
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what the fuck?? Marleau???
GO SHARKS!
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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
my thoughts exactly
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Fuck yeah Die Patty die!!!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Screw you !
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
If he dies you get out of that awful contract though….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Screw you again !
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Damn
fight night!
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Banworthy.
Patrick Marleau Fight Card
2007-2008 Regular Season Fight Card NHL (1)
2007-2008 Preseason Fight Card NHL (1)
2006-2007 Regular Season Fight Card NHL (1)
2002-2003 Regular Season Fight Card NHL (1)
1999-2000 Regular Season Fight Card NHL (2)
from hockeyfights
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Good Gretzky, Marleau even fights awkwardly
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you think he wouldn’t?
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I kind of thought he would do the smart thing and turtle up immediately. Instead, he tried moves that only work in video games and looked like a victim of Manny Pacquiao (sp?)
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
JR is now giving kudos to Patty? Someone shoot me!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Mute that fuck, or change channel.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Gordie Howe hat trick pretty please
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
On a Huskins goal!
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Primary assist to Wallin and every VS commentator says how Wallin and Huskins should be the top D-pair
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I could tolerate that. :)
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Win pretty please
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
by PNK on May 18, 2011 8:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
by any means necessary
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Eager already tried that
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
should have been a
>:(
there
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
That sounded kinda dickish, just sayin’
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
angry face was supposed to provide brevity
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
I know
But implying that the only we could win is by injuring Daniel is dickish to begin with
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have been a good start. He should have “Bertuzzi’d” that fuck
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Bertuzzi should “Bertuzzi” himself.
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
well … (shrugs) .. you guys did get away with the high sticking … so …
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
yeah
Can’t believe the ref missed that one
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Noooooooooo
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s why you should avoid FtF & hang out at BoC
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
It’s where the cool people are?
Or just the hipsters?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
no hipsters here!
….unless you’re a hipster, Semi.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
I do not
Wear the skinny jeans
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
in public
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Why would I even wear pants when not in public?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well … true. It’s funny how early males figure that one out. My boys, as soon as they get home, pants come off and they are walking around in boxers.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
but you do wear the unnecessary scarf
and hipster hat + ironic plastic sunglasses?
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
so does that mean FTF is hipster?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Well they are mainstream
Apparently. Hipsters are almost mainstream
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Aww... but somebody made this one!

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by idunno723 on May 18, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha
Great
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
we don’t talk to hopsters … or hipsters
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Fuck them hopsters…..
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I’ve run so many rabbits and other small critters over since I moved to the middle of nowhere…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
by Steven Hida on May 18, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
“Death awaits you all…with nasty, big, pointy teeth!”
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's a hopster?
Someone who likes well hop’d beer?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
i have NEVER been accused of being a hipster
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a hipster
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
based on sample size
I’m going to have to conclude that you’re just plain wrong.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FWIW
I just told all of NM to go to hell after dying with agonizingly painful festering boils infected with herpes.
does that help?
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
:((((((((((((
You make me sad
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
oh now.... /pat, pat
not like you haven’t THOUGHT the same about Hawks fans at some point.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
besides
you still like me, even after that
/eeeexceellllenntttt……..
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
What trolls? And to some at FTF, just saying hi and not being a Sharks fans makes one a troll … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
this is truth
i speak from experience
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry bout that. FTF isn’t what it use to be.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I hope you still read Plank though. His write-ups have been amazing
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I have the site on my reader … so yes, I just honestly do not like the atmosphere over there anymore.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
They seem too politically correct for you…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Too pretentious, too politically correct, too full of themselves, too … so many things … and it never use to be that way. It use to be a good crowd like here. With a good warped sense of humor. Even that isn’t appreciated anymore.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
You mean, too Northern California?
Too Bay Area?
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner.
Liberty is well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin
by kk_gizmo on May 19, 2011 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yep, it's a different crowd.
Plank, TCY, mymclife, CTGray, Dave, etc. don’t really comment anymore.
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Yeah … and those first two run the place. What does that tell you if they don’t even comment on their own site.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’m happy that they’re getting success but that also means more popularity and more “commenters.”
(Oh no, am I a hipster?)
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If this is what they want, great. I thought they enjoyed not just the writing bit, but the getting to know people and interacting as well. Whatever. Good for them.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
haha … then why have a site if you are only going to run to twitter ??
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Like I said previously, I don’t really see that much of a difference from twitter and SBN comments. The difference is that twitter has a wider audience (if you want) and your not stuck with any specific crowd.
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i'm actually in a somewhat similar boat
with SCH. one of the reasons I’m over here so often. Though some of the SCH posters are great, and I do miss talking to them.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
BoC gets all the rejects … :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on May 18, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey! :(
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
we miss you!
although our problem isn’t so much that the triumvirate don’t comment… :|
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
just allow me some snark
and people with thick skins and i’m happy.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think part of the problem
is that too many people started to take ownership. sigh.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
everyone should be able to take some ownership
of a site they spend all their time at. To different degrees sure, but not by favoring some members over others. And also, I get bored when that ultimately changes the fun character of a site.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it very annoying when some are unwelcoming to those of other fanbases … you don’t grow as a person if you can’t welcome those who think differently than you
(stops sounding like a mother)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I agree
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Really? No one ever gives me shit when I post there…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
I can’t tell you and HaroldRamis apart, but one of you is an asshole.
by meetyourmako on May 18, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
For everyone's convenience
I am only one asshole. :(
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m of the belief that if you are male, you are an asshole. If you are female, you are a bitch. There are no exceptions to that rule.
(well one exception – my boys do not apply)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Of course, I have known some men to be little bitches too. It can get confusing at times.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Your boys have never been assholes? I am impressed.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never call my boys assholes. They are my babies. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I hope they never put you in the position to test that statement. :)
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan on moving to the East Coast before they get of age where that might happen. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
C'mon Sharks.
You have to score goals to win. -Captain Obvious
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You have to say that like John Madden (the football one)
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how John Madden has to be specified on hockey blogs.
go hockey!
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You have to be bilingual. I speak Canadian.
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i speak
“non-annoying yellow pen”
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks – please don’t make me cry.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
wait...is it an Eager hattrick?
btw: an Eager hattrick (over at SCH) was a stupid penalty per period.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
no cookies for Eager tonight
OR Sesame Street.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a wench and a dirty whore I can’t believe you went and found that.
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on May 18, 2011 8:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
haha
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Too many men? You guys are soooo Fucked.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AND FUCK!!!
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FUCK AGAIN.
Jk I love this
don't doubt the dough.
by DoughlarBear on May 18, 2011 8:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Okay I’m going to Friday’s game … I absolutely fucking require the Sharks to fucking win that fucking game … and Sunday’s and tie the fucking series up. Or I’m going to be fucking pissed off as hell.
Goddamn mother fucking bitch.
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I reallly hope you'll be happy Friday night, Angy :(
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
ditto
i just want to see a good, fun, close series. which means the Sharks need to tie the series up now.
Jedi Ninja says: "BRING IT!"
by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
If not then I’m a licensed massage therapist.
(I’m not, but I’ve always wanted to try that line.)
Dump and chase
um. actually.......
i AM one…..
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
a new line for you, puppet! now YOU can be the one picking up the boys. ;)
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
my dream…
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
whoawhoa
what
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
why has this
Not been mentioned before?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
umm....
it never came up? ahnfire knew…..
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by puppetmasterp on May 18, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
A night of questionable decisions.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Eager validates Rudy’s opinion.
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
In the regular season this would be comical … but this is ridiculous … best of 7 … fat lady hasn’t sung yet. No need to think of jumping off a cliff. The sky isn’t falling. Friday will be better.
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I've been barely paying attention during this period.
Seems like the Canucks are always on the PP and goals are being given up.
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
He has a death wish.
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Because both teams want to kill him?
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
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I’m being serious now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game where one player had such an influence on the outcome. In this case, it probably was not what he intended to do. [ok joking again] Maybe someone should check his bank account/bookie’s sheet.
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He seriously needs to be kept out of the next game. His performance was unacceptable.
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They need emotion, but not without discipline.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I’m kinda happily anticipating what NYPost-like headline the Merc will have on the front page tomorrow morning now.
"Sperminator's Baby Mama Found"

Doubt they’ll go there.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 18, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s unpossible. Ben Eager was betting the O/U and spread. He also bets college basketball and generally makes bad decisions
by GordonBombay on May 18, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Ben Eager. I cannot express the anger I feel towards him. Go Mayers/McGinn!
"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain Kent Huskins!" - Randy Hahn 2/13/11
Maybe you guys will get lucky and he’ll get suspended. Though I don’t know that the Canucks should push that agenda very much.
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by Earl Sleek on May 18, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Sharks need to push that agenda. Eager was a disgrace.
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lmao
If only…
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by pooponastick on May 18, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Meg ...
Anagrams are not working for the Sharks. I request we do not use them for the rest of the series.
Thank you kindly.
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Stock crashing:

As much as I want to bitch and moan about missed high-sticking calls and goals that should have been disallowed breaking game 2 wide open, I have to bitch about Todd McClellan instead. The Sharks game 2 strategy was impossibly stupid. Even to have Eager in the lineup is questionable at this point, but to double shift him in the critical time when he has proven reckless and stupid time after time in these playoffs is almost unforgivable. To pick that time, of all the possible times this season, to have your goon go out and play rough and take penalties was insane. Especially given the home-bias that the Sharks were already going to have to overcome and Vancouvers powerplay. Oh and let’s also have our least experienced fighter go out and fight one of their studs, brilliant! And for the love of God pull Niemi after 6th goal. Hey Todd, here is what a good coach would choose:
-Mayers (or anybody) replaces Eager permenantly, reputation alone now forces this
-Braun replaces Huskins, team needs offense and spark
-Play clean when games are winnable, and dirty when they aren’t(apparently not obvious)
-Let refs know when they missed blatant penalties (it’s called a make-up call)
I’m not one to complain about refs and such … complain about Eager … fuck yes! He is not allowed to play anymore during these playoffs. Not unless he is wearing the jersey of the opposing team.
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Disagree totally
The 4th line needs to contribute. Look at the sharks top three lines. Jumbo can’t be on the ice all the time. The second line is a skating infirmary and Logan is getting rocked every time he touches the puck. Same for Pavelski and his line. So what are you gonna do if you are tmac? Eager has a ring. Husky has a ring. Nemo has a ring. You don’t bench those guys.
Obviously after tonite, you bench Eager.
ooops!!! try not to get swept guys
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2011 5:02 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
We are winning the next four sucker!
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whats funny getzlafs fight got mocked…but marleau got handled..that grizzly beard could not save him
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 19, 2011 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions
The Sharks have lost the last five games I’ve watched while drinking. I stayed sober for Game 7. Does this mean I have to watch the rest of these playoffs sober?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coincidentally, I’ve watched the last five games that they’ve lost sober, but they won when I had a nice bottle of Guinness alongside me.
Game seven was an aberration, though. I was drunk off of hysteria by that point.
What the hell did Eager say to get himself a penalty after he scored? Why is Luongo such a bitch? You’re a bitch, Luongo!
Although it did lead to a funny shot of Eager in the box with the caption “1st goal of the playoffs.”
Ben Egar is the Bitch.
Here is a clue:
Don’t do a diving gesture when you board a player.
I have nothing against San Jose, hope you guys can make a series of it.
You mean the thing he did with his hand? That was the “he turned” getsure. He’s saying that Daniel Sedin purposely turned his back to the wall when he knew Eager was about to hit him.
That’s the penalty I didn’t have a problem with. The trip was a bad one to take and the “roughing” penalty was a complete horseshit call.
by meetyourmako on May 19, 2011 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Mako, how about the unsportsmanlike for running into Luongo after the goal and then talking shit for like 45 seconds while standing over him? Were you ok with that one? Face it, Eager was a detriment to San Jose’s chances to win that game.
Khaaz, I was wondering about that. But it still makes the same point, he clearly boards the guy and then does not like the call.
Also San Jose, if playing “a more physical game” is the “game plan”, don’t come out and tell the media that the morning BEFORE the game. SURPRISE Van. with that strategy and if it works, see if they can adjust in time.
Good Luck in game 3 guys!
lol Oh, I also loved Clowe’s interview. “We won’t have another off game like we did in game 1.” hahahaha
by ScottyKnows on May 20, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I am confused. I thought that Eager was called for Roughing on Luongo when he was talking shit through the top of the net. I was objecting to that.
by meetyourmako on May 20, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess my point is, how the hell can you object to any penalty for him in that game.
He was out of control. Maybe he was trying to get more chances to see that chicks tits.
He was out of control. Completely agree there.
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I object to it because I think that the official calls should reflect what happened on the ice.
by meetyourmako on May 21, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Explains why Ben was so Eager to return to the box. =) Go Twins! (not the Sedins)
by ScottyKnows on May 19, 2011 10:17 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This series is simple:
if the Sharks stay out of the box, they have a chance to win. If they take penalties, they have no chance. Simple.
With the way
Both teams are performing on PP, they both have to stay out of the box if they want to win
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Anagrams are stupid. I’m not going to do them anymore.
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by Megalodon on May 19, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I enjoy them
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
At least the Sharks will be ahead in the anagram battle when the world ends.
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Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 20, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes! Bruins score !!
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Boston scores again!
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love some of the comments Re: that girl with boobs
This chick better be careful. She’s about to get really popular, and you know as well as I do that the only thing guys are going to want is to get their hands on her really nice pair of ice level seats.
Fat and ugly. I wouldn’t touch her with Willie Mitchell’s stick
and this from SeanY’s Mom: 
I’d do the same but that would only prevent Eager from taking penalties.
update to the puckdaddy post
We located her, reached out to her over Facebook to let her know she’s a hero to our readership. She declined the interview request. She further requested that we blur her face out in the photo. Before we could write back to explain that Getty Images is an international wire service that we have no control over, and that there’s actually a second photo of her face and her exposed breast on Getty, she deleted her Facebook account. If you’re reading this, the offer still stands, ma’am.
by meetyourmako on May 19, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa! where is that from? and what girl are they referring to?
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Nevermind … hopped over to PD … been avoiding hockey news all day cause of the major fucked up the Sharks had last night. It’s hilarious she doesnt’ want to own up to her actions.
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Probably
Got really drunk and then regretted it big time the next day
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"
Well … she shouldn’t get really drunk then if she can’t handle what happens after that. :)
(doesn’t believe drunk is an excuse for not owning up)
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Wasn’t there a story in the past year about a girl flashing the kiss cam at a basketball game? I think she had to pay a fine for indecent exposure.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
Chicago just signed Corey Crawford to a three-year extension for—wait for it— 2.6 mil a year. Exactly what the arbitrator awarded Niemi before they walked.
whoops make that 2.67 mil. More than what the arbitrator awarded Niemi.
by meetyourmako on May 20, 2011 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Chicago is stupid.
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we also
will have more money and less of a cap crunch next year than we did when Niemi was given that award. But you know, not that such circumstances or the hard cap MATTER that much when making such decisions…
:)
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by puppetmasterp on May 20, 2011 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I understand that they’re not in the same crunch as last year. I still find it ironic.
by meetyourmako on May 20, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Well typed.
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