5. "Come get some, boy!"

4. "I have two guns, one for each of ya."

3. "Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself. "

2. "I stand corrected, [Friend's name]. You're an oak."

1. "You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens! (...) I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work! (...) I said throw down, boy!"

And the 3 Tombstone quotes you should absolutely recite in a men's locker room:

3. "Why [friend's name], you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

2. "You called down the thunder well now you got it!" *Drops pants

1. "No.

"No!

"NO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"