San Jose Sharks @ Vancouver Canucks GameThread, May 24, 2011 6:00 PM PDT

Dany Heatley rules!

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

That fucker is so lost without Alfie and Pizza to do all the work…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

GO SHARKS!!!

There is only win.

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 24, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

I’m not a fan of that guy that you mentioned.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 24, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

What’s your beef with Terry Pratchett?

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

His salary-cap hit is too high.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I was obviously referring to Heatley. Hey everyone, look at this idiot who can’t follow the conversation!

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by RudyKelly on May 24, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

As always, Rudy wins. :(

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

He also plays for the Ice Turtles.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 24, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Stealth mode -- ON

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on May 24, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions

Dany Heatley

Already has the engaged

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

*has THAT

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

I played this game Jaws for PS2 where you play as the shark and you can totally go into stealth mode and tear the fuck out of kayakers. I recommend it.

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions

orcas, too.

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Go Sharks!

Not feeling good about the series if the Sharks lose tonight.

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by idunno723 on May 24, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

Go Nucks!

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on May 24, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo

(were we supposed to boo or something?)

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by idunno723 on May 24, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I see your comment

and I think of this dude. And I no longer doubt your dough.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

good, youre not supposed to doubt the dough..

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on May 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions

(Yay.)

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

If you're going to do that,

go back to your internship! ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Oof, no thanks, I’ll try not to step on too many toes, as long as you don’t send me back. I don’t mind the work, but I hate my commute.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

What???

I demand toe stepping!!!

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

That's OK

you were probably cheering the bare ass anyway. ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Oiler fan rooting for the Nucks

Wow, Canadians are a pathetic people.

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by Evilducks on May 24, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

We knew that before the series started … ;)

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Oil and

kings for 2011 cup:)

Oops.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

He still hasn’t learned his lesson… haha

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by idunno723 on May 24, 2011 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

youre not even funny

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on May 25, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

canucks have been my third team for like the second half of the season because i had a cam fowler phase so dont even

don't doubt the dough.

by DoughlarBear on May 25, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Sharks fans, sorry for the vulture-ism, but I rushed home from a late night at my summer internship to watch the game. Hope it’s a doozy!

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon Sharks!

SWIM!!!

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

This game is already way too exciting.

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions

This is a very good reason why a Canadian team shouldn’t win.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Well….Not really.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah you seem the liberal type that would be okay with this shit.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

If they really wanted to do that kid a favor they would keep it a secret that it’s Canadian.

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Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs

They already named her Storm, that’s gotta make up for it a little bit.

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions

i hate you

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by DoughlarBear on May 25, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Not really…Just Haha fuck they scored!!!

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

You suck.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

THAT DOSENT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOCKEY.

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by DoughlarBear on May 25, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

FUCK!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

im not even watching but i think that means something great happeneddd!!

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by DoughlarBear on May 24, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Tic-tac-toe type goal from Sedins, finished by Burrows.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Was really pretty….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha queue the Sharks powerplay…(please be the one from game 4)

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

grrrrrrrr NO!!!! we do not want that … thought you wanted this to go to game 7??

jerk!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions

But look, a 5-on-3 for the Sharks!

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh, on second thought, don’t look. That was nuts.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

…Uh late game heroics?

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

So far Lou is playing lights out

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck Lou.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Doubly so.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck Lou too

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

How much more jacking off of the Canucks can these announcers do?

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Any mention of the San Diego Sharks yet?

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Those are my favorite teams

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions

GOAL!!!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

SCORE!!!!

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

I couldn’t tell how Kesler got hurt tho.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Probably diving.

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Groin.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

From diving.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

No from skating..

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

…off a diving board.

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Not from skating.

Fixed.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

all their players might die by the time the game ends though….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Vancouvers safe. Sharks to the powerplay.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Boooooo

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Don’t blame me…Its their fault.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Your fault

You stepped on my toe there. :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Not really. The 5 straight failures and that wonderful 5 on 3…blame them.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

I blame Lou.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

You can’t, he sucks…He’s like the Joe Thornton of the north…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

WTF Kesler???

“He embellishes the word embellishment”
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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

haha jamie’s awesome.

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions

Okay this game isn’t doing my heart, nerves, sanity any good.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

Your sanity can’t get actually get worse.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course it can.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

I think you mean

Of course can it can.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Couture sucks.

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by RudyKelly on May 24, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Who the fuck gets pushed over by a Sedin twin…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

He didn’t want to get creep cooties.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

He plays on a team with Marleau….I’m sure he’s used to it.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions

the other Sedin twin?

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

No the balance each other out. just bounce off.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

Haute.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Obligatory “good timeout here” comment

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

GOAL!!!!

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

SETO!!!!

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, that was awful. And hilarious!

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

You forgot awesome!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions

and FUCKING AWESOME.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed. Awesome.

He's fancy. He'll go glove.

by brokenyard on May 26, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions

Okay Sharks … now keep the lead … PLEASE!!!!!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Nemo almost pulled a Luongo there.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

That would be jerking off a Canuck, all right.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

This is like watching a horror show when they are playing down at the Sharks end – closing your eyes cause you don’t want to see, but peeking anyways.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

Its not that bad…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions

THIS ISN’T YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE!!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Nor yours.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Breathe.

You’re scaring me now.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

As much as I want Vancouver to win, it’s almost 11:30 and I wouldn’t be able to stay awake for any possible OT. i did pick the Canucks in 6…

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

Booooooooooooo

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Heh. I didn’t finish my thought. It should have ended: …so maybe I’m (gulp) okay with a Sharks win tonight.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Plus, I like the thought of that awful Luongo gaffe being the deciding goal.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

And The thought of the Sharks being closed out on home ice is good times…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Jerk! :)

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

shhhh…I’m trying to curry favor here! ;)

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

You'll get nothing

and like it. ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

LET'S GO SHARKS!

I’m pacing and hyperventilating already.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHAHA

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Oops.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Life hates me.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah…It does.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, that stinks.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

You can just win it in triple OT

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

Wellwood will setup Pavelski with the winner.

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions

Yes … the story is Kesler … not the icing that should not have been called … jackass.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

Patty could have shot at the empty fucking net….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Sharks are allergic to empty netters.

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Wow, these playoffs have been awesome.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

Angy and whine_country, you still breathing?

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

No.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh, like you care. :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Aw, I like you guys, just not your team.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

More flattery

still no favor(s) curried. ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Mmmm Curry.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Mmm. Saag Paneer. And Massaman. Rendang. And the Japanese kind.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

And

aren’t you supposed to be in bed?

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s playoff OT. Elimination game.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

wtf do the Canucks think they are? the Wings?? they are playing Journey as well.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

You have a problem with Journey?

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish Luongo would flinch.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT reply actions

phew!

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Holy fuck.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

52 Sharks – 29 Canucks SOG … FUCK!

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

Yikes, for reals?

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

87 to 40 the last two games per CBC.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

You outshoot everyone…Even when you lose.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Rare bird and Tim Horton's enthusiast Brodie Brazil

reminds us that this will be the 12th one-goal game of the playoffs for the Sharks, and the 6th OT game (5-0 so far).

(sorry for redundancy for all of his Twitter followers out there)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Angy hates twitter so I think you’re safe.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

S'aright...but

I think you may be the only one paying attention to me, boss.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Eh…you’re in trouble cause now I want timbits….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

I’m too on edge to pay attention.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

And I’m too tired.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Also

if you did, ScottyKnows would get jealous again. :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

haha! yeah we never did get that room

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Guy’s got such a dirty mind.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Yep

’twas a compliment. ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahahaha

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:44 PM PDT reply actions

The murray hit? Or white getting sticked in the face?

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

The Murray Kesler Explosion. Didn’t even see the stick in the face.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions

The Murray Kesler Explosion

Great band name.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Neither did the refs….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions

oh they probably did … they aren’t calling anything

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

This is insane.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

No

that was.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

:(

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

What the fuck…….

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

What??

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

My thoughts exactly…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, sure, why the fuck not.

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by Megalodon on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

REPLAY PLEASE.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:50 PM PDT reply actions

Not reviewable :(

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

It was off the Stanction(or however the fuck you spell that shit…) straight to the D man…

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh.

by g r a c e on May 24, 2011 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

At least

Rudy will have to admit that Joe Pavelski had a decent game. (?)

No game this epic should end that way. :(

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

That last goal made him -1 for the game. Delicious.

Sorry, guys!

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by RudyKelly on May 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

you poop.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

:O

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by Earl Sleek on May 24, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck yeah! an Earl sighting!!!

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

At Least You Didn't Have to See Your Team Get Eliminated

by Cool Dudes on May 24, 2011 9:54 PM PDT reply actions

True

I was listening, not watching it on TV.

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

We lost because a stupid stadium equipment interfered and the puck fell right in front of a Canuck? That just fucking bites. :(

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 9:56 PM PDT reply actions

Very anticlimactic

Sorry Angy :(((

Really thought the Sharks were going to pull that one out. Heater turned up the Heat big time in OTs. Thank you Luongo

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by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

Congrats to you guys. I’ll venture over to NM eventually to say it when I’m not depressed.

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Gotta hand it to Bob

Will the Van media give him ANY of the credit, though? Or will it be “Kesler’s courage” or “Bieksa’s bounce”?

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably a little bit. Just to see how it feels

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by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

You can thank the linesman

who didn’t make the right call on that icing play in the 3rd.

by hawkeytalk on May 24, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I blame Patty for not tagging the open net.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Meh

Sure, but if you want to get into specifics of blown calls I could point to Bieksa being taken off on that PP goal instead of Raymond

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by Semi_Colon on May 24, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

At least the Kings took them to 6. Jesus. Thanks for fucking up my predictions. Losers.

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by KJKing on May 24, 2011 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Typed like a true Playoff Pick ’Em front-runner. :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Having said that, special props to Angy. YOU are a GREAT fan. Sorry you are out of it.

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by KJKing on May 24, 2011 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

adios amigos

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by Angy on May 24, 2011 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

Take care…we’ll get ’em next year! ;)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Props to all my Sharks fans. It will always be us against the hockey world, and a stanchion. Good luck Nucks.

by yinhole on May 24, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions

On a positive note, I get to devote my sports time fully to my A’s.

Wait a minute, that’s not positive.

by RedOscar on May 24, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Oh yes it is

You’re with Coco. :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Tonight’s win by the A’s was probably more of a fluke I’d wager than the Sharks’ loss.

Oh well, I still have Stanford football to look forward to in September.

by RedOscar on May 24, 2011 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions

GOOD NIGHT NOW

Be well everyone. I enjoyed the good-natured exchanges, and the not-so-good-natured as well (RUDY!). :)

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by whine_country on May 24, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions

Alright, which one of you betrayed Shiva?!

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions

Such a BS way to lose...

PLZ DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SIGN KEITH YANDLE THIS SUMMER DW!!

by Khaaz on May 24, 2011 10:14 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, BM should sign Yandle.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on May 24, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Rafalski's retiring.

Yandle to the wings.

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by Steven Hida on May 24, 2011 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s my theory too, especially if Lidstrom follows.

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by Earl Sleek on May 25, 2011 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions

lidström can’t retire :/ he’s too awesome

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by sleza on May 25, 2011 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions

hear hear!

Stay, Nick!

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions

well congrats for not getting swept I guess…your making some progress?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 25, 2011 5:25 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs

Next year: Game six!

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by Earl Sleek on May 25, 2011 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions

Could be worse

we could have lost in the first round

by HaroldRamis on May 25, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Definitely could have been worse. Sadly it seems it can’t get any better, though.

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by Earl Sleek on May 25, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

I've got an easy solution to next year's problems

To Nashville: Dany Heatley. Dude is a superstar with a David Bowie eye!
To San Jose: Rights to Shea Weber. Weber signs a five year, $33 million contract with a cap hit lower than Heatley’s.

Simple, right? Some go all Inception on David Poile to plant this idea in his head.

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by Mike Chen on May 25, 2011 10:08 AM PDT reply actions

Why stop there? Throw in Niittymaki and McLellan and get Rinne and Trotz!

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by Earl Sleek on May 25, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions

That’s the spirit! What else can we plant in David Poile’s head?

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by Mike Chen on May 25, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions

How bout Marleau for a 6 pack of new castles!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 25, 2011 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Even if Patty sucked balls and was being ridden out of town, we couldn’t lose him. What would happen to all the awkward jokes at BoC?

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by Mike Chen on May 25, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank You Sharks:

for a great and memorable season. Just like last year, I think the opponent won the series more than the Sharks lost it. 1 win in 2 WCF series sucks, but the team is getting better each year. Their window is closing but they have a few more years to win one.

C’Mon Doug Wilson, let’s cut some more fat and bring up some more young stars. Hopefully we can convince Ian White to stick around and find the money to pay him.

by HaroldRamis on May 25, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions

White wants to stay.

And I think the Sharks have interest in keeping him. He’s such a force on the Power Play and always finds a way to get his shot on goal because he has great lateral movement.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on May 25, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck yeah he wants to stay! 5 years in the NHL and this was his first time in the playoffs.

by meetyourmako on May 25, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Good playoffs, Sharks. You looked good, I was terrified you were going to win. Also, I wish Doug Murray wasn’t on your team. He should go by “The Mountain”

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