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Kings Pre-Offseason Depth Chart

Before trades or any other shenanigans:

LW C RW
Dustin Penner Anze Kopitar Justin Williams
Ryan Smyth Jarret Stoll Dustin Brown
Kyle Clifford Trevor Lewis Wayne Simmonds
Brad Richardson Brad Richardson Trevor Lewis
Scott Parse Andrei Loktionov Kevin Westgarth
Rich Clune Brayden Schenn Oscar Moller
Bud Holloway Corey Elkins Tyler Toffoli

 

LD RD
Willie Mitchell Drew Doughty
Rob Scuderi Johnson/Scuderi
Jack Johnson Matt Greene
Alec Martinez Peter Harrold
Davis Drewiske Viatcheslav Voynov
Jake Muzzin
Thomas Hickey

 

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Jonathan Quick
Jonathan Bernier
Jeff Zatkoff
Martin Jones

 

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handzuz became ufa?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on May 3, 2011 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep. Fare thee well, noble Ostrich.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

:/

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on May 3, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has the most magnificent hair at the worlds

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!

by sleza on May 3, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings “official” blogger Rich Hammond seems to think that the Kings will re-sign him for much less than what he is making now, but I don’t see how there will be room for him under the salary cap unless he is willing to return for less than $2 million/year.

Quisp seemed to assume Handzus would be back at a steep discount, but he has backed off of that now. After Williams’ contract was extended and Penner was acquired, he did the math and didn’t see how it could work.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on May 3, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kings "official" blogger Rich Hammond seems to think that the Kings will re-sign him for much less than what he is making now, but I don’t see how there will be room for him under the salary cap unless he is willing to return for less than $2 million/year.

I think Rich is going off of Murray’s desire to have him back, but… what else is Murray supposed to say? “Nah, I don’t want him back.”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zues can demand more than what he’s making with the Kings now. Why would he sign for much less? They’re still a few years away from being a real threat to win it all.

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zues can demand more than what he’s making with the Kings now

Handzus can demand more than $4,000,000 next season? That’s nuttier than squirrel turds.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on May 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he probably could but I thoguth he was making 2 mill. Read the comment wrong. =)

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think?

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMED!

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 3, 2011 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I can’t wait until you guys try to re-sign Logan Couture.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll be fine. I’ll talk to Chet about it, set it all up nice.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 3, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Logan loves San Jose as much as San Jose loves Logan.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude seriously, you’re making pre-offseason depth charts?! Can’t a Sharks fan just enjoy the win over LA without feeling that lives were ruined?

by Mr_T on May 3, 2011 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be doing this if the Kings had won, I just wouldn’t post it. I have a spreadsheet broken up to the next 20 games, the next season, and 3 years from now. I have scenarios that account for the Kings signing Brad Richards this off-season or Patrick Sharp/Ales Hemsky/Alexander Semin next off-season. I’m imagining who we are going to trade Brad Richardson to and what we might get in return. I’m a fucking lunatic, how have you not realized this?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a fucking lunatic, how have you not realized this?

And that’s what some of us (at least) appreciate about you. You and Quisp — you guys are fucking lunatics, so we don’t have to be.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on May 3, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmm Rudy? Are you still on your meds?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK now I am really afraid. I will be praying for your soul dear blogger

by Mr_T on May 3, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and that's the damnable misery of it.

Wait, this isn’t that post, is it? Ah well… :)

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.

by whine_country on May 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brad Richardson Brad Richardson Trevor Lewis

Wait what?

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 3, 2011 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Richardson can play either left wing or center. If you did one for the Sharks you’d have Kyle Wellwood and Torrey Mitchell roughly in the same spots that I have Richardson and Lewis.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on May 3, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay gotcha. I thought for a second your off-season plans involved cloning.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 3, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Meg, Setoguchi wants warm up songs. You should suggest Kelly Clarkson-Since You’ve been gone. Now that Nabby is no longer in the picture maybe they won’t choke? Cuz they’ll be able to breath. Get it?! No? It’s not funny when I have to explain it.

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Setoguchi released a picture of his new iTunes playlist. He also apparently doesn’t know how to take a screen capture on his computer.

Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
Battle of California

by Megalodon on May 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It ain’t no-o-o fun if the homies can’t ge-e-e-e-et no-o-one!

by meetyourmako on May 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, you make sure to keep it fun out there?

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘cause you gimme all yo’ pus-say and you even licked my bollls

by meetyourmako on May 3, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah, everyone thinks this is Meg but it sounds a lot more like Rudy and Spade.

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha it’s much easier to take a picture and tweet with your phone.

by ScottyKnows on May 3, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hickey’s going to get traded to a Canadian team.

by soccersucks on May 3, 2011 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s bad luck to talk about offseason during the playoffs.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly whose luck are you worried about here?

six down ...

by sixteen.wins on May 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure. Maybe the Caps. Or Flyers.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caps are completely letting me down here.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow … not sure how I’m liking all the orange at the Preds game

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What do I think?

Golf is boring. The kings should go camping instead.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on May 3, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Camping is loads more fun than golfing.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you get super drunk and get kicked of the course…Then end up bar hopping the rest of the day.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 3, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you speaking from experience, perhaps from one of your dates?

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

First hand…I got sick of waiting for someone and just kept drinking….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 3, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha! You should have just called someone else :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. Thats how I ended up getting to bars.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 3, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time go camping :)

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also. LOL Washington.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 3, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not funny … they are going to screw up my lead.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame the brain tumor.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on May 3, 2011 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't worry, I won't be catching up to you.

I was middle of the pack after the first one, but I am probably taking a huge fall.
Or maybe not, Nashville and Washington I picked, and washington looks like they are going to get swept, Nashville is down 2-1. All my other series are right on, except the teams I picked are dominating when I thought it would be a long tough series.

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on May 3, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canucks & Preds in OT.

GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on May 3, 2011 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That penalty on Weber at the end was complete horse-shit.

by meetyourmako on May 4, 2011 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was great. =) Great acting by Kesler. THe preds got a lil dose of their own medicine.

by ScottyKnows on May 4, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess when you’re from L.A. you appreciate a good ham.

by meetyourmako on May 4, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you know where I’m from. =/

by ScottyKnows on May 4, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because you’re a Ducks fan and it is inconceivable that you would like them for any other reason. I suppose there are some severe mental and/or emotional handicaps I haven’t considered.

by meetyourmako on May 4, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like them because they’re not in LA? Alrightie then…

by ScottyKnows on May 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks are most assuredly not a Los Angeles team. They belong to Orange County. And OC can keep them. :-)

Los Angeles and Orange County are no more similar to each other than San Francisco and San Jose.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on May 4, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was horrible. Ryan Kesler and the rest of the Canucks are fucking pussies.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on May 4, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Either Voynov is in LA next year, or he goes to Russia

And Hickey will get moved… Preferably with Penner. But since they can’t do that since they just acquired him, Smyth moves…

Please take that contract…

Go away, or pass away. Your choice.
Barca Blaugranes

by Paul Udani on May 3, 2011 11:41 PM PDT reply actions  

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