Sharks Gameday: The Prestige
(Have you guys all seen The Prestige? It's really great. If you have a couple of free hours today, like if you're lucky and are unemployed or something, you should definitely go watch it. Aside from The Dark Knight, it's Christopher Nolan's best film*.)
It's fair to say that hockey, more so than football, baseball, or basketball, requires teams to struggle against luck, chance, and unpredictability in order to make things go their way. Successful players and teams aren't great due to chance, but in spite of it. Against the inexorable averaging hand of luck, great players and teams find a way to win consistently.
Hockey is a sport that involves imposing your will in a chaotic situation. It takes place at high speeds on a slippery surface, and even "simple" tasks like passing to a teammate face constant obstacles in the form of inconsistent ice and forests of sticks and skates in the way of the puck. Masters of the game find the needle of victory in the haystack of defeat.
In short: good teams find a way to win, even when the odds are against them. Good hockey teams make the improbable happen regularly.
Good teams make magic happen.
Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't.
The Sharks have done "The Pledge" for years now. They've come in to seasons as favorites to win their division and are frequently predicted to go far in the playoffs. Over the regular season hockey fans get a chance to check out the Sharks and see what they can do, and the Sharks have consistently performed well. They've won division titles and frequently eclipsed 100 points. The management makes the right moves to improve the team, and fans go into the post-season with good reasons to be confident.
The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary.
This is the part where the Sharks have struggled in years past. They haven't been able to capture that secret something that turns an ordinary successful season into something special. Their regular season magic fails them, and the big black top-hat remains bereft of rabbits.
Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".
At last: the elusive Prestige. Last year the Sharks got close. Through the first two rounds, they looked like David Copperfield - but then they ended up like Gob Bluth. They successfully pulled a rabbit out of a hat, but then all the little kids at the party screamed and ran because the rabbit was actually DEAD!
Where was I going with this? Metaphors are hard.
Oh yeah - the question remains: is this the year the Sharks pull off "The Prestige"? Is this post-season run going to have enough magic in it?
So far at least, it sure feels like it.
San Jose's playoff run thus far almost feels scripted specifically to piss off people who like to think of them as "chokers."
This article, which gains points for including the first non-ironic use of "moxie" by a journalist since 1931, details the Sharks' amazing success this year in playoff overtimes. Joe Thornton is playing some of the best hockey of his life and has been a factor in four of the Sharks' five OT game-winning goals. The Sharks are getting goals at key times from up and down their roster, from Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski to Niclas Wallin and some guy named Benn Ferriero.
And of course nobody on this blog needs to be reminded of the Sharks' history-making rally win against the Kings...but in case you've forgotten here's a cartoon summary of the events.
The point is, the Sharks are finding ways to win. They're making magic happen.
Sweeping the Red Wings tonight would be a hell of a magic trick...but win or lose tonight, the show's not over. The big finish is what it's all about.
Abracadabra, fools.
Prediction: Sharks' passion is equal to the task. San Jose wins 3-2 in OT. Goals by White, Clowe, and Pavelski with the game winner.
* = For those interested, the proper arrangement of Christopher Nolan's films, ranked by awesomeness, goes like this:
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Prestige Worldwide.
I liked Dark Knight and Momento. I will watch The Prestige.
Go Angels!!!!!
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….worldwide, worldwide.
Could be you!?
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Did you see the (Swedish? Norweigan? I’ll just say Scandinavian) movie of which Insomnia is a remake?
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Hey fuck you buddy. Shit’s awesome and therefore Norwegian. And yeah but I liked Insomnia more. Probably purely because I saw it first. Or because the Norwegians are all depressing and sad because they live in a frozen wasteland.
Yeah I thought the Norwegian version was just a documentary of what it is like to live in Norway.
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I remember being really confused as a little kid when I heard the same bigoted jokes I had heard about Polish people but about Norwegians. This was from the kids of some family friends in Ventura who were apparently of Swedish descent. I think they even had a novelty gag gift called the “Norwegian Calculator” which just had 5 holes for your fingers. I imagine they bought it Solvang? I dunno.
Anyway, seeing a bunch of descendants of Scandinavians, who basically all look alike, have essentially the same worldview, have remarkably similar cultural histories, and on and on, point and laugh at each other for being morons is the meta-joke that I never get tired of.
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By the way, Insomnia is basically the last good thing Al Pacino has done, right? Maybe all his roles now should be about being extremely sleep deprived. He’s less bug-eyed and shouty that way.
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He was in Angels in America and The Merchant of Venice. I haven’t seen either but he’s supposedly good in both. Everything else… yeesh. S1m0ne? What the fuck, Al.
You don't know Jack!
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The Prestige is a GREAT movie and one of Christian Bale’s best as well. I’ve seen all the movies you’ve listed except Memento and Following… I just added them to my Netflix though.
On another topic, time for history to be made mother f’ers! First sweep in franchise history. Sharks win 3-2… goals by Thornton, Pavelski, and Wellwood.
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
GO SHARKS!
Memento is freaking AWESOME.
I would say Memento is his best personally, followed closely by the Prestige, Dark Knight, and Inception. I also liked Batman Begins a lot, but I struggled to get through Insomnia and never made it all the way through.
I never say Following, but it was on Instant Queue for a while on my Netflix, just never felt int he mood to watch it.
But yeah, I think Memento is his best. I really like Guy Peirce, I wish he would do more movies.
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by PNK on May 6, 2011 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Guy Peirce
He’s going to be in Ridley Scott’s upcoming sci-fi movie that is secretly a prequel to “Alien.”
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Awesome
I really like Ridley Scott too (although Robin Hood was a letdown), I was watching part of Blade Runner last night.
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by PNK on May 6, 2011 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
“Following” is soooooooooooooo much better than “Insomnia” and also better than “Memento.” You can stream the movie on Netflix. Do it.
Free Oscar Moeller
That’s been on my Instant Queue for a while now, but I never seem to be in the mood to watch it. tbh, there’s a lot of movies like that on my instant queue, which has like 168 movies/tv shows in it.
I will say one thing though, Netflix Instant Queue has reminded me of how hilarious 3rd Rock from the Sun was.
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by PNK on May 6, 2011 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Christopher Nolan is amazing, and I think if I saw “Following” again I would like it more, but not more than Nolan’s other films. Aside from “Following” all of his movies are in my top 100 on Flickchart, with most in the top 20. Unbelievable track record.
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Me too. Memento fluctuates between #1 and #2 for me.
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by Nut on May 6, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That photo is awesome...
…because it looks like both Vlasic and Seto are taking crazy painful shits.
Crazy painful shits on Detroit ice, of course.
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Posterized?

Not happy with how the Babface turned out, but I can’t dither further…
I have to take a crazy painful shit, then go to work.
Anyone think Babs will let Modano play tonight?
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by whine_country on May 6, 2011 9:14 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That’s pretty fucking cool. Good work.
Modano’s not playing. Already confirmed.
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Fine with me. I totally think Babcock made a mistake by not playing him from the beginning.
On a side note: I’m super psyched because I’ve finally learned how to spell the word “beginning” properly on the first try! I know that’s pathetic, but that fucking double N always throws me…
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by PNK on May 6, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve finally learned how to spell the word "beginning" properly on the first try!
I remember when I got that word right. My teacher gave me a gold star and then let me look at Where’s Waldo. The red one, not the shitty blue one.
I always hated looking for the goddamn scroll. It’s so freaking tiny!
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There will always be a special place in my heart for Modano since he started out with my precious Northstars. This isn’t right. Babcock is making a mistake. It’s not even because it might be Modano’s last game – it’s because he clearly needs to shake things up with the roster.
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Yeah, I guess I could’ve looked at Wysh’s headlines, huh?
Now that I have, that Kihntroversial “Mack the Shark” clip will be with me the rest of the day…which does not bother me too much. :)
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by whine_country on May 6, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
They had broken up for good just an hour ago
uh-uh uh uh-uh-uh-uh uh….
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Good luck for tonight guys n gals :)
I am thinking a sweep of the Dead Things will be a nice thing to see :O)
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Let's go Ducks.
FUCK.
Thought they had it. Helmed!
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What a surprise, Joe Pavelski blows it again in a crucial situation.
by RudyKelly on May 6, 2011 9:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You’re begining to get on my nerves, Waldo.
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by whine_country on May 6, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, I’m not the one who lost a face-off and my man in a late game situation.
Besides, I’m only trolling because you’re up 3-1. When you lose game 7 I won’t say a peep.
by RudyKelly on May 6, 2011 10:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
'Twas only a joke
you know, building off your exchange with PNK earlier in the comments.
When you lose game 7 I won’t say a peep.
But THAT…that just isn’t fair!
(withdraws to plan revenge)
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by whine_country on May 6, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask the Sharks goalies ?
If they are Finnish ~ Finnish ? we’re just getting started !
by James Scibetta on May 6, 2011 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You gotta believe Philadelphia and Washington are wishing they had offered Nabokov a million or two more in the off-season!
They’d be in great shape if they had been the ones who traded for Dan Ellis.
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Yeah Nabokov’s epic postseason play was definitely what they needed.
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I rec’d that shit.
Your goalie’s a gimp and your team gave up 22 goals in 6 games to the Nashville Predators. You don’t get to be snarky about this unless you’d seriously rather have Brian Boucher as a starter.
by meetyourmako on May 7, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
God bless you, madam.
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by whine_country on May 7, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

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