Sharks Gameday: Quick and Painless
by Megalodon on May 8, 2011 5:00 AM PDT
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Warning: this video contains mild Deadwood spoilers as well as graphic and awesome violence.
For this video to have the proper effect you need to imagine that Nicklas Lidstrom is ordering the whiskey and Pavel Datsyuk is ordering the beer.
Megalodon's Sunday Special - Keys to the Game
1. Score more goals than the Red Wings.
2. Don't let the Red Wings score a lot.
3. Hit people.
4. If possible, run Nicklas Lidstrom over with an ice cream truck.
Prediction: A happy San Jose crowd gets to see a handshake. Sharks win 3-2, with goals from White, Thornton, and Pavelski.
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Screw you, my mom loves “Deadwood”.
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
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Such violence...
…and depravity (and subtitles). I like it!
Possibly too graphic for this Hallmark® holiday.
I suppose you could’ve used a Lovejoy clip, circa 1987. Much more mom-friendly, and McShane’s mullet would bring some good hockey mojo.
LET’S GO SHARKS!
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
GO SHARKS!
Just home from San Antonio not long ago and thrilled I’ll be able to watch tonight’s game considering I missed the last two. So win please Sharks!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I won’t press play as I’m just finishing Season 2 (Wolcott just announced that Hearst was arriving)…
BUT I’ll be there tonight, thanks to my awesome wife giving me a pass on Mother’s Day. It helps having her stepdad’s entire side of the family be hockey nuts, including some of my cousins-in-law on the traveling Junior Sharks team and Junior Olympics In-Line Hockey Team. Let’s bring it home tonight and let Nashville and Vancouver beat each other senseless for another two games.
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If Mike Chen's in
the Sharks will WIN!
Have fun…and to thank you for putting this image in my head, let me share it…
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Banworthy.
by whine_country on May 8, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Personally, I don’t mind if there’s a big spectacle made or if it’s the quietest, most anticlimactic thing ever seen. If it ends tonight, I’ll be happy. I just don’t want to have to face my coworker Red Wing fan if Detroit pulls this off.
I have a Twitter account and I have a blog, but I don't have time to write more than 140 characters at a time.
So there’s word that Datsyuk and Franzen might not play tonight? Maybe someone took the “Deadwood” clip to heart, I guess.
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Yeah … all rumor cause they didn’t go to practice. They will be there according to the Wings from what I’ve been reading.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I raise your deadwood with Warhammer 40k.
This is Douglas Murray in the future.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
by Diamondback15 on May 8, 2011 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The likeness to Douglas Murray is astonishing!
by meetyourmako on May 8, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
GO SHARKS!
Please win … I’m super tired so please just win so I can go to bed happy.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Happy Mother's Day!
Fuck Detroit.
Free Oscar Moeller
by DodgerBlueBalls on May 8, 2011 5:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
wow … first hockey game I’ve been able to watch since Tuesday … god I’ve missed this!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Looks like Howard wants to save everything; such a selfish bastard.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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GOAL!!!!!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I would feel better if the Sharks could score on one of these PPs
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
come on Sharks … kill this penalty .. better yet … get a shortie!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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GOAL!!!!
PAVS!!
thank you!!! but with more I can breathe easier :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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okay 3rd period … 1 goal lead … slow moving clock … I can’t deal with this stress … GO SHARKS!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
GOAL!!
Couture gives us a 2 goal lead again !! :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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DAMN!!! they kill the penalty but the damn Wings still score … fuck!
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
well damn … I did say Sharks in 6 … so … fuck. :(
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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I had this 13-year-old kid sitting behind me who was swearing up a storm next to his dad. Every other word out of his mouth was an f-bomb, which was super funny because his voice hadn’t changed yet. His dad was pretty bad too, so I guess it runs in the family. He was screaming with rage at the fourth Wings goal. I mean, I was pretty pissed too but to have a kid do a non-stop f-bomb rant for 30 seconds, all ending in a “ARGGGGGGGGGGH” was pretty amusing.
I think father and son have to do some family bonding in anger management.
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This is Don Magenta signing off, stay classy San Jose ( a sharks vagina).
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on May 9, 2011 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
im not sure what this means..i assume some type of anchorman reference…
but saying “sharks vagina”…earned a rec
this series..its really just flipping a coin it ould be 3-2 detriot instead….the sharks gotta hope it doesnt keep coming up in the wings favor again
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 9, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah these one goal games are killing me; it could go either way. But since this is all about me, let’s have it go the Sharks way. :)
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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go drama!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on May 9, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions
drama sucks
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Thorton apparently likes it, great acting on that dive.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner.
Liberty is well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin
terrible acting. it looked bad from where I was sitting in the nosebleeds. Franzen legitimately tripped him, too, so he cost us a power play.
by meetyourmako on May 9, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Roenick, leave Marleau alone!
Gentlemen, start your less expensive, more efficient Japanese-made engines!
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I wrote about it for tomorrow’s gameday. I defend Marleau, but I still like Roenick.
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Roenick always rubbed me the wrong way.
And he’s always been a media attention whore.
The way they’ve been writing about him on FtF you’d think he was given the key to the city and petitioned for sainthood in San Jose.
I get it. He’s American. He was really good on the Blackhawks 20 years ago. He had one good playoff game in San Jose against our “arch-rival”(?) Calgary.
Somehow none of that ever made him seem like any less of a jackass to me.
Defend Marleau; but still like Roenick
I think this should be the consensus opinion. I’ll back JR for his brief stint in SJ; he was fun to watch as the “old guy”, and gave the fans something to cheer for; made the club stand out.
Plus, me thinks his mentoring on Seto, and to a lesser extent Mitchell, seems to have paid off.
Roenick, of course, has been needling Marleau ever since he retired. So I asked him if there something personal between them.
"This is totally on the record," he said. "I am not a Patrick Marleau fan. I’m not going to pretend to be. But I also will tell you that he is an incredible, incredible talent. I wish I had the talent he has. If I had the talent Patrick Marleau has, I wouldn’t even know what I could have done. But I have my opinion of his determination and effort level, especially with the amount of money that he makes. I respect people’s opinions, but I have one, too. I really feel that the San Jose Sharks, the fans, and Doug Wilson deserve a better effort than they have gotten on a lot of nights in this series. And I have the ability to say that. This is not an act. This is me speaking my mind. Patrick Marleau has a lot of fans. I just happen to be not one of them."
Yeah. Okay. Maybe this one time you are right. Rest of the article is here.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I always joked that if you could somehow fuse Todd Harvey and Patrick Marleau, you’d have the ultimate hockey player.
You’d also have a gap-toothed awkward smile with a unibrow.
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If I had the talent Patrick Marleau has, I wouldn’t even know what I could have done.
I love this part. Yep, ol’ Jeremy got by on gumption and guile. He sure did grit himself to back-to-back-to-back 100 point seasons. It’s rare that you see someone suck their own dick while simultaneously punching someone else right in the balls.
Also, the idea that Jeremy Fucking Roenick is calling someone out for their playoff struggles is hilarious.
by RudyKelly on May 9, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Sorry, but maybe Yahoo!sports knows something we don't
I was checking on the time for tomorrow’s game on Yahoo!sports:
Game 6: May 10 8:00pm EDT @DET (TV: VS, TSN)
hmmm.
Let's go Ducks.
Maybe one of you guys should learn the Heimlich?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on May 9, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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