DENVER, CO - MARCH 11: Goalie Dan Ellis #38 of the Anaheim Ducks looks on during a break in the action against the Colorado Avalanche during NHL action at the Pepsi Center on March 11, 2011 in Denver, Colorado. Ellis earned the win, making 24 saves, as the Ducks defeated the Avalanche 6-2. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Why is Dan Ellis sneering?
A) Paul Stastny regularly invites 15 underprivileged youths to Avs games. Ellis can smell them.
B) Until just now, Ellis thought he was playing for a team called the "Bucks."
C) He just noticed Jeeves in the crowd... cheering for the other team.
D) He realized that the poorest person on the ice was him.
Good work, everyone, another horrible season is in the books. Now we hope you all leave and never come back. Wait, no, don't actually leave. ...we're so lonely.
And me, Rudy Kelly!
Hey, what the fu-