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Ryan Smyth tells Kings he'd prefer to rejoin Oilers

If the Kings upgraded their left wing position and got rid of Ryan Smyth in the same off-season, I'd be soooooo happy. Oh please oh please oh please someone make this happen.

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But...but...
For starters, Smyth is an integral part of the Kings’ offence.

Heeheehee

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

praise the lord

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by BoulderDodger on Jun 20, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I was that excited to get this story up.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 20, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet those fuckers from TSN plan on trying to discredit Rudy.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 20, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This may be evidence that Rudy was, in fact, the source of the rumor.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooo pls not, it’s so good to have that douchbag in a kings jersey ! loving it !

by Freakle on Jun 20, 2011 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

step 1 get dubiois pics of oilers’ gm
step 2 tell them you want pääjärvi for smyth (and petrell, please)
step 3 use blackmailing if necessary
step 4 profit!

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

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by sleza on Jun 20, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m very surprised SoCal has been a bit of a UFA hotspot.

Yeah I just don’t understand it – why on earth do all these free agents like coming to Southern California?

Oh, yeah, right. I remember now.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 20, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the fake boobs.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the fake boobs artificial flotation devices.

fixed

These are the demands and sayings of tohon

by tohon on Jun 20, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very nice

how much

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 20, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please oh please oh please someone make this happen.

Wow! Don’t think I’ve ever seen Rudy near begging before.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

So I should expect Sheldon Souray in a Kings sweater soon?

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 20, 2011 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So I should expect Sheldon Souray in a Kings Monarchs sweater soon?

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by RudyKelly on Jun 20, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If it happens, think of it as a dump of Smyth’s cap hit, not a “hockey trade” (to use Lombardi’s phrase). From what I understand, the Oilers are below the cap floor right now, so getting a player who will give you a $6 mil cap hit for only $4 mil cash going out might actually be a decent deal, depending on what else the do this summer.

The idea is (I would guess) that the Kings use Smyth’s vacated cap hit to pursue a major UFA, like Richards. So in effect, the Kings would trade Smyth for Richards, which looks like a good deal when you view it that way.

So the Kings wouldn’t do it if they had to take a junk contract like Souray’s in return. The point is to free up cap space, not dump Smyth at any price. They would be content with a fig leaf draft pick or two (assuming that Edmonton isn’t actually stupid enough to trade a useful, young, cheap player in return).

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by DougX on Jun 20, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quisp has continued the tale at JftC
“Holy Cow…that’s the first I’ve heard of that. I have not asked for a trade. I have a year left on my contract. We’ve got some good things here,” said Smyth

Heeheehee

Thanks also to Niesy for revealing the root of Rudy’s ill will for Canada’s Cap’n (other than the fact he’s a hayseed idiot):

Don’t mind him, Ryan Smyth’s nose drove him insane years ago and he never got over it.
:)

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, and I whoever that guy was that talked to McKenzie was so close to getting Smyth traded!

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by RudyKelly on Jun 20, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

alomst missed your strikethrough there...ha!

But what’s that old saying? Oh yeah…

“He who denied it, supplied it.”

Keep hopes high, Rudy.

On another note, I love how Smyth started his denial by saying, “Holy Cow”…is that hayseedy?

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm … I said something today that started off with “holy cow”. How is that hayseedy?

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Its old timer-y. thanks for clarifying.

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

I was actually wondering if it was, not declaring it to be. I say it all the time, as a transplanted midwesterner old-timey hayseed.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So … should the headline of this now be changed to “I was a fool” … :)

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

The word ‘was’ implied he stopped being a fool.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good point.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all this Smyth hoopla

I confess to being a little disappointed that there was no coverage here on the loss of Nichol and Mayers. That’s a helluva pair of fourth-line eyebrows the Sharks just lost.

I’ll get Ferreirover it, I guess.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shocking. BoC is usually so thorough with its coverage. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 20, 2011 9:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I saw Meg tweeted about it

but he probably won’t even notice that I referenced it. It’s cool since I’m sure it’s because he’s busy hatching the Pick ’Em results and picking a swell prize package.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mayers was on your team? Jesus wasn’t that guy so awful the leafs didn’t want him? and doesn’t Nichol sucker punch people in the head?
A good team like the Sharks doesn’t need that trash…..Wait is he resigning Eager than? Cause that would make my day.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t that guy so awful the leafs didn’t want him?

Thay got Ron Wilson, so it was square.

Nichol can’t reach anyone’s head, so he gut punches (unless you’re gutless, like Patty).

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird … I seem to remember different…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Nice. First commenter made a good point though, kind of a dick move by Spacek.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nichole was probably going to run Biron anyways…Douche bag….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not because Nichol’s a coward, though. He fought Joe Thornton.

by meetyourmako on Jun 21, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure FTF will have something about it.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where I first saw it, as well as discussion of how it appears unlikely that they’ll resign Ian White. Maybe they’ll go for Doughty?

(cue Rudy screaming/cursing/spitting)

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw it on Mercury News first. But then again, I don’t go to FTF but I knew those guys would cover it.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check back in tomorrow, bossyboots.

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by Megalodon on Jun 20, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t it past your bed time? :)

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, by several hours. I’ve had to spend a long time composing an exhaustive post that will go up tomorrow morning to satiate our rabid readership’s demand for serious hockey news.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 20, 2011 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

whine – see what you’ve done – you’ve made Meg cranky. :)

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and he both, huh? Damn…

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s this damn heat making me cranky. I fucking hate the damn sun.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill it…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I could.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mouth is NOT foaming

I’m perspiring. I considered your tweet enough closure on the matter, actually, but thanks…I guess.

+1 for “Bossyboots.”

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno what more there is to say on that matter…Other than rosterbate some replacements.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, quit stealing my ideas.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Jun 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sidney Crosby can play on the 4th line. ovechkin on teh wing. I just fixed the Sharks….Oh and Rafalski can fill in for White.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grinders!

You know Sid will be head-hunting something fierce next year, too.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure Ovechkin lays people out then Sidney punches them when they look the other way….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Crosby has a concussion and will be prone to more. Ovie plays a little too selfishly at times and Rafalski, retired.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops how did that comma get in there? ugh!

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop breaking the rules and bringing reality into it.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know I hate playing that game.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steven has mastur’d it.

by whine_country on Jun 20, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTF taught me how to play.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play it every single day.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTF is filled with the wrong sorts of people now….Wait that sounds weird….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you mean?

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many of the “sky is falling” sorts.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Yeah. Been like that for a while. That and many other reasons is why I don’t hang out there.

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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how they were freaking out over the stanchion.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just bad luck. I’m not happy about it, but it is what it is.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Injuries were worse than that bounce though…

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 20, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)

by Angy on Jun 20, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys our insurance doesn’t cover this many nested comments. Somebody is going to get hurt.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 20, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah I rosterbate at least once a day.

by meetyourmako on Jun 21, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good riddance. Maybe you’ll try up there for a full season. Can we have our first round pick back?

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by Nut on Jun 21, 2011 8:34 AM PDT reply actions  

No.

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Jun 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right folks, Ryan Smyth would rather play on the worst team in the league than that dump.

by ScottyKnows on Jun 21, 2011 11:43 AM PDT reply actions  

A brilliant addition to our Faces of Willie Mitchell series.

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by RudyKelly on Jun 21, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He even

Used a huge stick when he was a kid too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 21, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

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