NHL Awards Gameday: Corey Perry is Douchey Smurf

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Hahahahahahahahaha

My guesses for tonight (winners have x next to name):

Hart:

Corey Perry

Daniel Sedin x

Martin St Louis

 

Vezina:

Roberto Luongo

Pekka Rinne

Tim Thomas x

(How great would it be if Luongo won, though?)

 

Norris:

Zdeno Chara

Nicklas Lidstrom x

Shea Weber

Calder:

Some goofy fuck

Michael Grabner

Jeff Skinner x

 

Lady Byng:

Loui Eriksson

Nicklas Lidstrom

Martin St. Louis

Haha, who cares? x

 

Selke:

Pavel Datsyuk

Ryan Kesler x (even though he deserved it last year and not this year)

Jonathan Toews

 

Jack Adams:

Dan Bylsma x

Barry Trotz

Alain Vigneault

 

Bill Masterton:

Ray Emery x

Daymond Langkow (I assume he's nominated for going through life with the name "Daymond")

Ian Laperriere


Ted Lindsay:

Corey Perry

Daniel Sedin x

Steven Stamkos

 

Messier Leadership Award (Not applicable because it's stupid)

 

NHL Foundation Award:

Dustin Brown x (Woo!)

Mike Green

The Sedins (could they not figure out which one was doing all the good work?)

 

Bonus!

Who Will Give The Most Awkward Accceptance Speech:

Daniel Sedin

Jeff Skinner  x (my darkhorse tonight)

Ryan Kesler

 

Who Will You Hate The Most By The End Of The Night:

Jay Mohr x

That Damn Geico Caveman

Dierks Bentley (Dierks? Fuck you)

 

How Embarrassed Will You Be?

Pretty embarrassed

Really embarrassed

Hey, I hear soccer's a pretty cool sport x

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