Don't Come Back!

by Megalodon on Jun 24, 2011 4:25 PM PDT

Rudy asked me to put up something about Ryan Smyth, so here it is:

Go to hell, Ryan Smyth. Nobody likes you.

Rudy's official trade analysis can be found after the jump.

"Fuck off, douche bag!" -RudyKelly

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Best meg post ever.

by ScottyKnows on Jun 24, 2011 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

When Rudy and I work together, it’s always magic.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 24, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Bravo.

Thanks for another chance to use this as well.

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

Oh yeah

that pic/cap is GOLD. :)

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Crossings swords and what not.

by ScottyKnows on Jun 24, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

I don’t like you either, Brule.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 4:30 PM PDT reply actions

I’m hoping the Ducks can snag Booth from Florida.

It’ll be kick ass. huh? huh?

Plus, it’ll also add to the Mike Richard vs Booth fued. =)

by ScottyKnows on Jun 24, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions

The Oilers just base their picks on long names/rooms.

by ScottyKnows on Jun 24, 2011 4:49 PM PDT reply actions

Edmonton likes him

i can’t for the life of me understand why, but they do.

You wanna tell me that to mah face?!

by uvgt2bkdnme on Jun 24, 2011 5:03 PM PDT reply actions

Also, I never liked you, Setoguchi!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 6:33 PM PDT reply actions

Now I’M the one away from the computer when shit happens.

I’ll miss the Set ’o Gucci visual puns, most of all.

I guess I’ll start working on some Mr. Burns pictures.

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 24, 2011 7:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

This one’s hasty but “excellent”.

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (evil laugh)

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
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by Diamondback15 on Jun 25, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Ugh. All was well, and then someone texts me with Nelson Muntz laugh.

How apropos.

by RedOscar on Jun 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s cold.

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Now I’M the one away from the computer when shit happens.

But you’re posting mobile, which shows your commitment.

I just can’t wait to see who’s going to be Smithers.

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Corey perry...

That’s how much Burns is about to abuse him…

Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."

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by SeanCrosby87 on Jun 25, 2011 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

So now who’s gonna fall down 5 times a game for us?

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Jun 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Is this about Smyth or Setoguchi? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha

That’s the beauty of it, right?

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Smyth. Burns fills the sharks missing “hookworm” quota

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Jun 24, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions

I honestly thought you were talking about Seto and it would have made as much sense.

by meetyourmako on Jun 25, 2011 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions

Scott Parse.

Free Oscar Moeller

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 24, 2011 10:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

This is a rare trade that both teams win. You don’t get Smyth, and we get Smyth.

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by Benjamin Massey on Jun 24, 2011 8:40 PM PDT reply actions

I love it when a plan comes together!

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions

According to Bob McKenzie

“Confusion reigns supreme on Smyth to EDM deal. Tambellini says it’s not done. Misunderstanding on terms of conditional draft pick. Hmmm.”

Smyth still a King and unable to spell smith

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
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by Evilducks on Jun 24, 2011 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

@tsnjamesduthie
james duthie
Brian Campbell texts… “Sorry to leave. Proud to be a SC Champion in Chicago. Ready to have fun in FLA and give the fans reason to cheer.”

Brian Campbell just wants to have fun.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 24, 2011 10:25 PM PDT reply actions

give the fans reason to cheer

So he’s been traded again already?

by whine_country on Jun 24, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Cheers like, “Hooray! I’m not as overpaid as that guy is!”

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 24, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Who cares, I don’t think this puts Florida at the cap floor. They can overpay all they want.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on Jun 25, 2011 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions

I checked, and they aren’t. The cap floor is $48,300,000 for the 11-12 season. The panthers currently have $22, 308,709 in payroll, according to cap geek.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on Jun 25, 2011 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions

Dale Tallon desperately wants to overpay for Campbell…

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
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by Evilducks on Jun 24, 2011 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Dave Tallon to Brian Cambell: “I can’t quit you.”

by soccersucks on Jun 25, 2011 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions

Dave, Dale, ah fuck it.

by soccersucks on Jun 25, 2011 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions

That does seem like a pretty high price for Burns. I was really looking forward to Charlie Coyle. Excited for the new blueline, though! He’s a defenseman, right?

by meetyourmako on Jun 25, 2011 3:02 AM PDT reply actions

oh and he’s a right-handed shot? no wonder doug wilson went after him. snap.

by meetyourmako on Jun 25, 2011 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions

Go drama.

Ryan Smyth update: LA-EDM had agreed to deal (Brule and a pick), Smyth waived NTC but all reportedly fell apart over Brule’s health. #tsn

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by Earl Sleek on Jun 25, 2011 8:08 AM PDT reply actions

Just make it Smyth for a pic of Brule and Bono + some sticks and pucks and get it done.

by whine_country on Jun 25, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions

Damn it, Smyth, I said ’Don’t come back!’

History never repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
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by Megalodon on Jun 25, 2011 8:25 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions

Ha! And now it looks like Calgary is no longer an option:

Tanguay extension pretty much takes Flames out of the running for R.Smyth.

by g r a c e on Jun 25, 2011 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Rumor is Winnipeg is the other team. Maybe there new enough not to know that he’s a horrible scumbag.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Jun 25, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck. *They’re

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Jun 25, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions

My head knows he’ll be traded somewhere, anywhere, but my heart wants him and LA to get mutually stuck with each other. Just for the awkward silence when he walks into the locker room on the first day of training camp.

by g r a c e on Jun 25, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions

JUST LEAVE, ASSHOLE

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jun 25, 2011 10:06 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 2 recs

Why are we giving away all our picks?

GO SHARKS!
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by Angy on Jun 25, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions

For players on one-year contracts.

by RedOscar on Jun 25, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions

= (

by RedOscar on Jun 25, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions

THIS IS THE YEAR.

Again.

Dump and chase

by cmatthew35 on Jun 25, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Who needs prospects anyways?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 25, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions