My Very Earthly Marleau Just Sat Under Niemi's Porch
by Megalodon on Jul 21, 2011 5:00 AM PDT
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PrintWhich San Jose Sharks players are most like each of the planets in the solar system?
If you're like me, you've probably asked yourself that question at least once, and then decided that it would make a good topic for a stupid post when there's nothing else important happening with the team.
Let's go!
Benn Ferriero is Mercury
What's the difference between Benn Ferriero and Mercury? One is small and really hot and the other is the planet closest to the Sun.
Fun fact: Benn Ferriero has replaced Antti Niemi as the Shark with the hardest name for me to spell correctly without looking it up.
Brent Burns is Venus
Things Brent Burns has in common with the planet Venus:
-Primarily composed of carbon and oxygen.
-No evidence of plate tectonics.
-No oceans.
-Covered in clouds of sulfuric acid.
Joe Pavelski is the Earth.
It's very simple.
Joe Pavelski = America
America = The World
Therefore:
Joe Pavelski = The World
Also, like the Earth itself, some feel that Joe Pavelski is overrated.
Michal Handzus is Mars
I was a bit surprised by this one, but I've got to admit that the resemblance is uncanny.
Douglas Murray is Jupiter
Did you know that Murray is one inch shorter than Brent Burns but outweighs him by more than twenty pounds?
Dan Boyle and Antti Niemi are Saturn
I didn't have any options for this one, because Boyle and Niemi are the only Sharks with rings.
Patrick Marleau is Uranus
When he was a kid Patrick Marleau's favorite planet was Uranus, but he could never understand why the name made the other kids laugh. Then when he turned 29 someone explained it to him and he giggled for forty-five straight minutes.
Ryane Clowe is Neptune
Because it's hard to write a good joke about either one.
Dany Heatley is Pluto
Get it?
Thanks to Rudy for helping with this post.
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Benn Ferriero is Mercury
not fun fact…benn’s last name is spelled closley to my last name…so i dunno I feel i should root for him…or should i hate him cuz hes staining the great name
Michal Handzus is Mars
gawd your fuckin ugly…like mars
I didn’t have any options for this one, because Boyle and Niemi are the only Sharks with rings.
tee-hee
the ducks are the sun…cuz that sharks revolve around our greatness
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 5:52 AM PDT reply actions
Jason Blake is a white dwarf
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jul 21, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
NICE
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions
For what it's worth:
All the gas planets have rings.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
The Ducks are more like the Hubble telescope because they were a big deal for a short time a while back but now nobody gives a shit about them anymore.
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I’m relevant!
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Yup, all the way until the last 2 games of the season.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Pluto is closer than Neptune every once in a while but that doesn’t make it a planet.
by RudyKelly on Jul 21, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Relatedly, the Kings have finished one season since the lockout ahead of the Ducks in the standings.
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 21, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That was actually my joke, but it’s definitely more of Rudy’s style.
As a proud American, I take the best things that other people do and make them bigger and faster and less reliable.
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by Megalodon on Jul 21, 2011 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
At twice the price what others build it for.
by RedOscar on Jul 21, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
-Covered in clouds of sulfuric acid.
Brent Burns smells like shit. Huh, didnt know that till now. Good to know.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
wait…..read that as sulfur. Dont know if sulfuric acid smells like shit.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
If you can smell the clouds of sulfuric acid then you’re probably not going to live long enough to tell anyone what it smells like.
San Jose Sharks 2011 Off-Season: Shock and Balls
Battle of California
in related news…in-and-out smells like armpits when u drive by yet is still delicious
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I never understood the appeal of in-and-out. Just another fast food joint.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Nope – never really cared for them. I rate them below Burger King and I don’t like BK.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
speaking of planets..me and you are on completely different ones when it come to in-and-out
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that surprise you?
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
nothing surprises me…except the fad known as reality television
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Just before we left LA, my friends and I were at VIP’s for breakfast and some reality dating show started filming. The producer came in with the cameras and actors the couple and were explaining to them how they were all going to shoot them entering the place and what they should say. She wanted the woman to say something like, “I want to see how well you know me: you’re going to order my omlette for me,” and then they each order each others omlettes.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I recommend their bacon, onion, cheese, and avocado omlette.
I would be so bad at those shows. I’d have just ordered what I wanted and then eaten off her plate or something.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
10 Reasons.
1: It’s exclusive. You can only get it in a few states, and it’s mostly just in California – So it’s something that all 3 of us support groups in here can enjoy, as well as Yotes fans. So it’s something all 4 of us can point at Dallas and Laugh about.
2: They almost never mess up your order. I have had my order straight torn to shreds at McDonalds and BK and even Jack in the Crack, who’s usually pretty good… but InNout is damn impressive at getting even your most nit-picky order correct every time.
3: You can see them make your food, and it’s made the old fashioned way, by hand. Most restaurants you see, just pull something out of the back freezer, throw it in a microwave and give it to you. InNout, you see it come out of the freezer and hit the grill, or the fryer.
4. Healthier. Look at the calorie intake you get from an InNout burger of the same size as a JackNthebox burger. It’s laughable… and these are Burgers we are talking about.
5. Toasted buns. Awesome.
6. Sweet uniforms that resemble the 50’s. Who else does that? You walk into any other fast food restaurant, and everyones wearing uniforms that are ugly and just meh… It’s absolutely not important, but it adds to the ambiance.
7. FREE STICKERS.
8. Simple menu. I dont want to have to sift my way through a menu… You go to these other places and they have about 20 different combos, and then a value menu and a kids menu and a big kids menu, and a “i wish i was a kid’’ menu, and then an XTREEM TO THE MAX menu where everything is somehow ’XTREEM” or something gimmicky.. Then you have about 8 sizes, and the “small” is usually a 64 oz drink that doesnt fit in ANY CUP HOLDER known to man… Meanwhile, I just want a simple burger, fries, and a drink. InNout does that. Burgers. Fries. Drinks. Done.
9. Clean seating area and bathrooms. I have been on my fair share of roadtrips, and ended up in some godawful highway town with only maybe 4 things. A post office, an ATM, a gas station, and a McDonalds… or ended up hungry in some town, and the nearest thing is a Taco Bell. You go into these places… and you’re grossed out immediately.
The bathroom is gross, with rats in them, and the seating area hasnt been cleaned up in about 2 hours.. at InNout, the bathroom is almost always cleaner than even your home bathroom, and the seating area gets cleaned just about ever 5 minutes. It’ definitely helps its cause.
And Finally 10. SECRET MENU!!!
Yes. IT IS just fast food… but it’s got far more perks than the other places in my opinion.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
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by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Why not just fix your own damn food instead? Or is that too much effort? :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
When you're on the go as much as I am... it is...
I’m a sales rep, so I’m almost never at home. Usually driving here and there and everywhere. Usually if I’m eating fast food, its gonna be Subway or Quiznos or something, because i feel it’s a little better for you, and it’s much tastier… but yeah, usually i’m driving and need to pick up something quick, so I’ve definitely had my fair share of fast fooding experience (thank god my metabolism is damn quick, or i’d be fat.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Usually, if I’m eating fast food, it’s at the place that gave me the best “buy one, get one free” coupon in the mail.
Lol I only check my mail about 2-3 times a week...
I’m on the road a lot.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
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by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
i cook like 5 days outta the week…somtimes its nice not to have to do dishes..make a mess…different planets ang
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Or have to actually go in and sit and wait for 20 mins to get your food...
InNout gets your food to you within 5-10 mins, no matter whether you’re in your car or sitting inside. I like that for what its worth.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
It takes forever if you order grilled onions, which you have to.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
It does?
I usually order it with grilled onions and its almost always just as fast.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you’re ordering them off of the secret menu.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
That would make it faster?
They just ask me “would you like grilled onions with that?” in the drivethru, or inside, and I say yes. The end. lol.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
What they offer it to you! I have to ask for that shit!
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Every SINGLE InNout i’ve been to in the last year or 2… or… maybe always has made it a point to ASK ME if I want grilled onions on my burger…
Hell, some have even asked if I wanted them on my fries too, or whether I WANTED my fries Animal style…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
come to think of it, i don’t wait for them to ask.
“I’d like a double double with grilled onions.”
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I just say “i’d like a #1 please” and forget to ask everything else…
which is when they ask if i’d like grilled onions on that, if i want my fries animal style, if i’d like to eat this in my car, and what drink i’d want, to which I say Neapolitan milkshake.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think grilled onions take more time, but “add whole grilled” is a special order, so that does take longer. totally worth the wait though.
by sixteen.wins on Jul 21, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah they put a whole cross-section of an onion on your burger. frankly it’s not any better than the regular grilled onions, but you can get both on the same burger.
by meetyourmako on Jul 22, 2011 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
yea i get offered it…but maybe its cuz im a sexy irrestible bitch
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
That's gotta be it.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IVE BEEN MISSING ON FREE STICKERS!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
this whole time…!!! heads will roll….but your right…in-and-out rocks…there are better burgers…red robin comes to mind…but for fast food…in-and-out takes the cake
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
red robin is crap for burgers... it's another chain...
In N out is by no means the best burgers… period…
but for on-the-go speed, its a pretty cool establishment… and the food is at least edible, and it’s not just burger flavored soy or something…
Best burgers I know of are at this burger cart in Portland, Oregon. 3$ for a 1/2 lb insano burger with whatever you want on it… seriously… name it, and they will probably have it to put it on your burger. and it’s cooked so well.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Nation's is alright...
i’d rather have Heart Attack grill though if it’s gonna be that greasy…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
another spot is the back abbey in claremont…there known for there expansive belguim beer collection that they serve in awesome glasses…but there burgers are to die for…look it up
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
If I'm ever in Claremont... i'll check it out.
If I’m feeling wimpy Belgian White beer…hahaha
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
well they got like over 20 different ones with the alcholol content on the menu…so u can roll 10% if your feeling randy
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
10%? WUSS...
I like 12%+ stouts. haha.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
oh we need to go out drinking together…
u might be referrering to tantanka from Bj’’s resturant…that shit will fuck u up
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Currently, this is what I'd be drinking if it wasnt morning...
11.4 ounces of AMAZING.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry.. 11.4% of amazing lol.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
would you be drinking it out of that same fruity wine glass?
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Not exactly a wine glass..
It’s a Bourbon Stout, so it’s a little different than a beer, so that glass actually does the same sorta thing a wine glass does and pulls the smells of the beer out…
However, I’d probably drink it out of a standard Pint Glass, since that tends to work just as well for me personally.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
somehow that explanation didn’t make it seem any less fruity.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
im told certain beers taste better out of different glasses..cuz of aeration or some shit like that…but thats probally just a bunch of bullshit
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
To me, it's not a big deal...
I really couldn’t care less. If the beer’s good, it will taste great out of ANY glass….
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
oh another Bj’s speciality…i think….i havent seen it anywhere else….u know somthing is up when theyll only allow u to buy 2 of them
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Total wine has them in a 4 pack. I pick one up every friday. They also have the larger bottle for 10 bucks I think.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
oh i know where that place is…ill grab some..thanks for the tip
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If the beer’s good, it will taste great out of ANY glass….
That’s the spirit! Fuck snobs!
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If anything's right, this is...
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
hence the existence of natural ice
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ive tried the IPA version of that and liked it…ill have to grab some of that…they sell it a lot of places up here
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I went to Stone Brewery last weekend.
They’re hiring Brew Masters and apprentices.
That’s be cool to call yourself a Brew Master, but the pay sucks and It’s hard work. I was asking out of curiosity.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
That’s be cool to call yourself a BrewMasterMeister
by meetyourmako on Jul 22, 2011 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont get this whole thing
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
what?…your high….try them animal style
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
That doubles the price and makes me eat fries with a fork. Fuck that shit.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
if you order them “well done” they’re almost edible.
by sixteen.wins on Jul 21, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Try Poutine...
I’m still waiting for a fast food place to start making that stuff here.
ohhhh i want.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I have already established that poutine is weak-ass chili cheese fries for foreigners.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait.. what?
Its fries, Gravy, cheesecurds….
Theres no chili cheese to it…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
how bout Tommys?…the meat sucks..but the chili makes up for it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
They are only down south, and I’m normally in Oregon and Washington more than LA or Vegas.
I haven’t got a really good feel for them. only had it one time and I didnt even get the chili.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
must not be the right tommys…everything on there menu has chili on it…u have to ask to not have it….they have a “tom” grease pit style resturant chain…maybe thats the one u had…
its defintally a place u have to try..its red colored
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Tommy’s is good, but it’s sloppy!
So good you’ve got to go back for sloppy seconds!
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, well it was on the burger I ordered.
i THOUGHT you meant the chili itself. lol.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
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by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait.. actually... I got a hot dog...
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
they also got tamales with the chili on it…pretty tasty
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay I dont remember seeing that.
Definitely worth it to check out next time I’m down south now that I hear TAMALES + CHILI…
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Visit The Hat! Best pastrami and wet fries(with gravey) plus awesome chili fries as well.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
where?
note-I live in Oakland. lol.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys do realize it’s way too early to talk about food – right?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
It's currently lunchtime for me..
So nope.
Chili Mac is on the lunch menu for me today, and just for you Angy, I’m making it ALL BY MYSELF LIKE A BIG BOY.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t forget to turn off your cell phone and any other electronic devices!
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
They’re all over the place in so-cal. I got to the one in pasadena.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
the hat cuu..somtimes i order oinion rings and order the chili and cheese on the side..and pour it over them bad boys
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
thats what they make u say when u eat them yes
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
If you like sausage and I know everyone on this blog does. ’
You gotta hit up wurstkuche in L.A. You can have, rattlesnake sausage with like 30+ belgian beers to choose from.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
intresting…ill keep an eye out
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
ahem … I hate sausage.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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fish tacos your thing?…thats cool
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
word.
regarding Wurstkuche. I realize now that wasn’t clear.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It should be called the bestkuche
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
even their vegetarian sausages are good. it’s incredible.
by sixteen.wins on Jul 21, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
right
and if it were fries, Chili, cheese…
It would be bad-ass and American…
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a totally different application. I like both.
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
Drew: 'Oh no.. That is certainly the meaty part alright, but it's not the thigh..."
Randy: "No... that bone is NOT connected to the thigh bone..."
www.fearthefin.com - Where masochism is defined.
I rushed the Furd's farm in 2009
www.californiagoldenblogs.com - Where Cal grads prove they learned something.
by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Another experience with rude table neighbors?
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I can imagine 12-year old Patrick Marleau exasperatedly saying, “I just don’t see what’s so funny about Uranus.”
by RudyKelly on Jul 21, 2011 8:02 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
“Seriously you guys, stop laughing!”
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i wonder if its becuase he thinks why are they laughing about a planet name or because its not funny to laugh at an other persons poop portal…“its just a body part guys really”
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Doc Emrick isn’t do Devils’ games anymore? Weird.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
welcome to the club nut…my numbers grow by the minute
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure Michal Handzus worked at Medieval Times at some point in his life.
Waiting for the Cup to come to SJ since 1991...
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We could ask Angy if she remembers…
Oh wait! You mean Medieval Times the restaurant! I thought you meant the actual era. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 21, 2011 8:27 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You aren’t a young pup yourself dude.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Us old fucks need to stick together! (I woke up this morning and my shoulder hurt like hell for no reason. And it was 430am and I woke up because I had to pee)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Jul 21, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
haha … at least I have a reason to be sore – I went bike riding yesterday after work in the stupid heat and now just wishing I had gone swimming instead.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Speaking of check out Tomas Kaberle (a Czech, but close to Slovakian)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Let's take these a step further, and make some corrections
Hale-Bopp comet
Burst onto the scene with a bright flash. Caused a small but vocal group of enthusiests to go completely mad. Disapeered never to be seen again.
Jonathon Cheechoo
Eris
Hasn’t been around very long, thought to be a planet when first discovered, but then everyone realized it wasn’t all that special
Logan Couture
Jupitor
Douglas Murray as the second or third most important object in the system? Hell it’s even got a Jumbo Ju nickname
Joe Thornton
Io
Pretty much owes it’s entire existence to hanging around Jumbo Ju
Devin Setoguchi
99942_Apophis
Kinda hangs around, lost, wanders slowly and is just waiting for something to crash into
Douglass Murray
Rings of Saturn
They look menacing, but small frozen cold objects pass through it fairly easily
Antti Niemi
Asteroid Belt
Occasionally fires small cold frozen objects through the Rings of Saturn
Dan Boyle
What else can you think of?
Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 21, 2011 9:06 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Poor Cheech!
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
In all seriousness, I hope he does well with the Blues. I hate seeing a guy take that dramatic of a fall.
Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 21, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Douglas Murray = Death Star
Moves slowly, but when it lines you up, it fucking destroys a whole planet.
Enjoying the Shady Acres of hockey blogging retirement. No, that's not the Florida Panthers.
by Mike Chen on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
niemi was the hardest name for you to spell? awww….
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
yeah i was definitely thinking it was going to be Niittymaki.
by meetyourmako on Jul 21, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I can never remember whether there are two "N"s or two "T"s in Antti.
Niittymaki is easy because both the “I” and the “T” are doubled.
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who gives a shit..they both suck balls
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
...
ah… you thought you meant his last name
if there are 3 consonants in row in finnish word, there shouldn’t be 2 n’s involved :)
and yes, i’m sure everyone cares about this…
here’s blingee to rescue this comment from total boringness
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
The comments on this post have convinced me we have too many fatties hanging around this blog. Seriously people.
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Back to television debates!
I know it’s incredibly stupid, but it’s the exact right amount of stupid: I can’t stop watching 101 Ways To Leave A Game Show. Discuss.
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Never heard of it.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
It’s fairly new, and quite stupid.
They ask people a question and if they get it wrong they are expensively ejected from the show. Sometimes by jetpack, sometimes by car flip, sometimes by falls. It’s just waiting for gimmicks, mostly.
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They ask people a question and if they get it wrong they are expensively ejected from the show. Sometimes by jetpack, sometimes by car flip,
someone finally jetpacked albert outta here looks like
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Earl told him to learn how to hyperlink, he hasn’t been seen since.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
KABOOM! Fuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuummmmmmmuuuurrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyyyy!
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 21, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
hahahahahahaha
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought to my self it was going to be awful, and it was fantastic.
The big black guy getting jetpacked over the canyon was terrific. It was even better on replay, where you could tell that they subtly blurred his junk, which makes me believe he either had an erection or pissed himself, both of which is hysterical.
Maybe
Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Jul 21, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and the car flip was pretty crazy, too — seems like a 50/50 split whether that thing was going to end up on its wheels.
The show does a good job of finding exciteable contestants, but I almost wish the host was more of an asshole — that’d be great.
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 21, 2011 12:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that like the modern Press Your Luck? I didn’t care about the prizes as a kid, but man I loved those Wammie cartoons.
Enjoying the Shady Acres of hockey blogging retirement. No, that's not the Florida Panthers.
Even less skill required. Basically four people stand on four boobie traps and try to pick out the three right answers to avoid some nonsense.
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Ive been watching it too. I am always disappointed that someone doesnt die, and call all the stunts weak. But thats cause skydiving is crazier than anything they’ve done so far, and I’m an asshole.
I’m still gonna watch it though and want to be a contestant.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
Skydiving isn’t crazy.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
They convince me there is way too much time between the end of the hockey season and the beginning of the hockey season.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
by Angy on Jul 21, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I thought you hated soccer.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he hated all sports but hockey.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Maybe that's Meg?
I bet Rudy loves handball.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You must scoff at those who describe lesser events as a “chess match.”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen dominoes on TV?
Shameless radio show plug. Also, here's my twitter.
"The last time I made a video in a hotel room…..very different than this." – Drew Remenda
2010-2011 FTF 2 Fantasy Hockey CHAMPION
fuck….i finally got my mancave ready for sunday watching parties…and then a fuckin lockout
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
we have too many fatties hanging around this blog.
Fuck you, I’m coming down to OC to sit on your head.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Here, Meg
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This should be in cow hide black and white.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Pink
since Meg is gay.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe everything I read. :)
(waits for list of insults)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/eats ice cream
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Jul 21, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
oh and this is very relevant for food conversation. also for conversations about vodka and guns…
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
What is it with your obsession with Russians?
by ScottyKnows on Jul 21, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
did you not hear the super hot accent?
actually i just happened to see that the other day
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
I can’t access the link
Cock, blocked!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry in advance
funnier if you see all the pics
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
by sleza on Jul 21, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No
You’re the cock…get it?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
In other food news, according to a vending machine at my work Cheez-Its are a “Healthy Choice.”
All these years I’ve been eating health food without knowing it!
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Fatty.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 21, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It all depends on what it’s healthier than.
Should I eat Cheez-Its or should I eat my stapler?
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I’m on a low carb diet so no staplers for me, but I can have all the staples I want.
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I’m on a low carb diet
jesus meg..no drinking now this….just chop off your dick and make a vagina already
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 25, 2011 6:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that was just a joke, actually.
The part about staples was true though.
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The Patrick Marleau one made me laugh.
You guys should make a list of things about him or something.
Fear The Fin's Fifth-String Moderator !!
by idunno723 on Jul 21, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I DISAGREE
THE ECONOMY MAY NOT BE AN EASY SAVE, BUT IS IT NO NABOKOV ON RICHARDS
"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald
by joe579 on Jul 22, 2011 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha oh shit, there are so many awful comments on that post! I forgot all about it.
Any time hockey and politics mix you see some horrible horrible people stating their opinions.
Source.
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So, let’s see here: The guy is RUNNING for PRESIDENT…and has ALREADY broken the LAW! = \
…YET he’ll WILL be ABSOLVED of his crimes — COULD IT have ANYTHING to do with his skin color? — and STILL shill like a LYING politician for your vote. = (
Is THIS a “great” country or what?
—The Black Whole…Can’t WAIT to see this guy LOSE. = )
This guy knows what’s up.
Ahhh
another piece of evidence for my upcoming exposé, The Real RudyKelly
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 22, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Any timehockey and politics mixyou read blog comments you see some horrible horrible people stating their opinions.
“The internet – validating misanthropy since the early 1980’s”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Jul 22, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I joined the site just now cause I just have to say...
You guys and girls have some of the most moronic humor I’ve seen anywhere! And it really cracks me up.
Few thoughts
- Keep the jokes coming. Especially the ones about the Ducks. Wait, who are the Ducks again? Isn’t that the ride Disneyland shutdown…
- About Burgers… A five Guys burger joint just opened up near my town, and they provide wayyyyy more food than in-n-out does, for only a few bucks more. The damn bag is literally full of fries. Go try it if you haven’t. That, and Nations. This is all.
I’ll be back
by Dermal Denticles on Jul 22, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
First of all: Nation’s is great!
Five Guys is exactly the same thing as In ‘n’ Out; even their shitty fries and decorations are the same to the point that it’s not worth distinguishing. By which I mean to say their burgers are also good. What pisses me off about Five Guys is that they make a big deal about all their toppings being free, unless you want bacon or cheese, which are both toppings, but are not free. WTF? Does any burger place charge you for the tomato and lettuce?
by meetyourmako on Jul 22, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you get free peanuts while you wait. At least, I think its peanuts…
Regardless, this made me laugh the first time I saw it. And, on a side note, the Calories counter right next to all the Five Guys menu items made me want to cry… OMG its ridiculous >.>
by Dermal Denticles on Jul 23, 2011 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a fan of peanuts and you don’t get to just chuck the shells over your shoulder like at Armadillo Willy’s.
by meetyourmako on Jul 23, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But are their fries animal style?! There’s a five guys opening up right across from in-n-out by my house. I think they’re hoping to draw confused in-n-out customers with the similiar decor.
by ScottyKnows on Jul 25, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Five Guys’ fries way better than the ones at In n’ Out.
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I’ll give them another chance sometime soon.
by meetyourmako on Jul 23, 2011 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t been to a Five Guys—they don’t exist where I am—but it sounds like they’re worth trying. I’ll have to keep an eye out.
by Bad Czech Pun on Jul 23, 2011 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
you should definitely czech them out.
by meetyourmako on Jul 23, 2011 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey welcome VolcanX !! now go fuck yourself!!!
i mean that in the most sincere, inviting and humble way….
"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 25, 2011 6:03 AM PDT up reply actions
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