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Dan Boyle's Favorite Bands: A Critical Perspective

Dan Boyle has been spending his summer in California for the first time ever, and the Sharks website decided to interview him about it. After some discussion about how nice the weather is in California, how much Boyle liked Big Sur, and how Boyle is at "maximum fitness*", they get to the good stuff: the concerts he has gone to during the summer!

I always love these little humanizing details about players. You can find out some of the Sharks' favorite movies and musicians by clicking on their names in the roster and then scrolling to the bottom of their "Bio" section, but this interview about Boyle's concerts promises much more detail. Let's enjoy:

Boyle has also been absorbing the Bay Area’s music offerings by seeing top entertainers at various local venues.

What sorts of bands does Dan Boyle like?

Star-divide

"I’ve seen Eddie Vedder. The Deftones," Boyle said.

Okay, those are both acceptable. The Deftones are great, and Eddie Vedder can be boring but he's good too I guess. Dan Boyle is a pretty cool guy!

I’m going to see A Perfect Circle, which is one of my favorite bands.

I like A Perfect Circle, so Dan Boyle's stock is rising with me. He actually has good musical taste, which is really refreshing coming from a hockey player. Even if you don't like the bands mentioned so far you've got to admit his choices could be MUCH worse. He could be like Logan Couture, who never shuts up about god damn Drake on his Twitter, or Patrick Marleau, who lists his favorite musicians as "Nickelback and The Tragically Hip," which is such a horrible answer that I suspect someone wrote that on the Sharks website as a joke.

All I'm saying is it seems like Dan Boyle has solid taste in music and -

We saw Godsmack at Shoreline at a festival.

Oh. Oh, nevermind.

Godsmack is a horrible, horrible band. They became semi-popular around the turn of the century riding the fecal wave of nu-metal bands and have been ruining Ozzfests and other heavy metal shows ever since. I don't know how they are possibly still around and alive - my working hypothesis is that the band members are so riddled with herpes they have now become impossible to eradicate.

It looks like Boyle went to this concert, which means that the other headliners were Megadeth (a fine band) and Disturbed (another bunch of commercial-metal whores that no one should be paying money to see in 2011). The only excuse for attending this abomination would be if he just went to see Megadeth, but no, he specifically mentioned Godsmack.

So disregard everything I said about Dan Boyle's music tastes.

* = When I read this I thought that maybe "maximum fitness" was a real term from exercise science or something, so I tried to Google it. All that I found were products and gyms with that name, so I guess it's just some weird BS that the author of this story made up. If I'm wrong maybe that one guy who reads our blog and is a physical trainer who had sex with David Beckham can let us know in the comments.

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Dan Boyle is a pretty cool guy!

yea…hard to hate him….fuckin getzlaf likes country..jesus..

or Patrick Marleau, who lists his favorite musicians as “Nickelback and The Tragically Hip,”

jesus shoot yourself now patrick….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 5:57 AM PDT reply actions  

To be honest, I expected one of his favorite bands to Coldplay, but Nickelback might be a suitable substitution.

by RedOscar on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wallin was the one who liked Coldplay (and Howard Stern).

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT..i just listened to “a rush of blood to the head”….am I uncool now?….whaaaatt

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like acceptable cubicle office style music…that means somthing right?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep putting their new single (“Every Teardrop is a Waterfall”) on repeat while at work. In fact, I’m listening to it now. At my desk. At work.

by RedOscar on Jul 26, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems to be a hit with the ladies…so im playing it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ladies definitely seem to like that shit, but yes it makes you uncool.

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Marleau just named the first two Canadian bands he could think of. There was a while when every single hockey player said they listened to Tragically Hip.

He would have mentioned Barenaked Ladies, but their name was always a bit too riske for him.

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deftones rule

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by Nut on Jul 26, 2011 6:38 AM PDT reply actions  

One the best shows I ever saw live.

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by tu madre on Jul 26, 2011 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

just got a 2 cd set of the greatest hits in da mail…wicked!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m wrong maybe that one guy who reads our blog and is a physical trainer who had sex with David Beckham can let us know in the comments.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

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by tu madre on Jul 26, 2011 7:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Despite your dislike of Godsmack and Disturbed… which can be understandable… it’s not like he went to a Limp Bizkit show and it could be so much worse.

I always picture Marleau listening to Miley Cyrus.

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by Evilducks on Jul 26, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I always picture Marleau listening to Miley Cyrus.

My nieces liked her. I always wanted to disown them for that.

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

maximum fitness

I think he just meant that he’s the most fit he can possibly be.

Disturbed

Sorry, DIsturbed is hilarious. OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!

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by RudyKelly on Jul 26, 2011 7:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Does that mean you are down with the sickness?

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to see Slipknot with Disturbed as the headliners and most of the crowd stood around for Slipknot and then went nuts for Disturbed. I was so confused.

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by Nut on Jul 26, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s awful.

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you went and saw Disturbed.

*Hides ticket stub from Michelle Branch concert

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by RudyKelly on Jul 26, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2011 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Goo Goo Dolls is the concert I’m most ashamed of (my friend made me go, but still)

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 7:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

um lady gaga here…aaaaaahhhh

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2011 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you love lady gaga, you know it. :)

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by Angy on Jul 27, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have to be ashamed of my concerts. My favorite was RATM in 1999

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by tohon on Jul 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also just about my fav. One of the best I saw was Taproot, incubus, foo fighters, and deftones(radio show)

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oohhh sick line-up…i could do without foo…but there worse bands i guess

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 28, 2011 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Godsmack.

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re being kind of an Angy about this whole metal band thing.

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by RudyKelly on Jul 26, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve just been insulted.

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another way of thinking of it tho is “there is a little bit of Angy in all of you guys” … which could sound wrong if it was coming from Spade. :)

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty accurate break down of your age. Dividing it into all the fans and bloggers on this site.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have an age issue dude. :)

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody better damn well rec’ this!

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Little known fact: Captain America and Angy were both born in 1917.

by meetyourmako on Jul 28, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

False, Angy is Captian America’s mother.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 28, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Godsmack. Terrible Band

Fixed

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 26, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m not the one who’s so far away when I feel the snakebite enter my ve-ei-eins, never did I wanna be here again, and I don’t remember why I came…”

Dum ditta dum, di dum di ditta ditta dum, dum ditta dum, di dum di ditta ditta dum…

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Logan and Drake have some sort of bromance going on via Twitter. Not a day goes by where that kid isn’t kissing Drake’s ass. Bleck!

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by winthecupsj on Jul 26, 2011 8:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Think it’s because Drake is Canadian, eh?

We [by that I mean people who listen to hip hop] have Lil Wayne…Cooch can have Drake.

by TnSD11 on Jul 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

He also has Justin Bieber. You know, Justin case something happens to Drake.

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to use that abomination that is twitter for anything, but even I’m aware of the terrible Drake tweets by Couture. That and his lack of sensibility about earthquakes.

by RedOscar on Jul 26, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t have a national platform for my jackass opinions when I was 22.

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by ievans on Jul 26, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hooray! Someone else that refuses to use twitter. You aren’t so bad afterall. NASA, now no twitter. :)

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t get this refusal by some people to use twitter.

It’s one thing to just not use it because you just wouldn’t get much use out of it, but it’s another to outright refuse to use it “out of principle.”

Things change, technology advances. Get used to it and allow yourself to go along with it. It makes me think of people who were against cellphones or who thought the internet was a waste of time and stuff like that.

It just seems like people being stubborn.

I’m not saying that Twitter is the best thing ever, but it’s a great way to keep up-to-date on breaking news and it gives a more personal and humanizing view of athletes and celebrities. That doesn’t interest you? Fine, but I don’t see the need to be so adamantly against it that you feel the need to constantly speak out against it and point out how you REFUSE to use it.

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think twitter is stupid. It’s that simple.

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, but do your followers know that?

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 26, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha … people know better than to follow me.

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a need to broadcast your random neural firings to everyone? That’s all twitter is.

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by kk_gizmo on Jul 26, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all 90 percent of all human communication in history is. Twitter’s no better or worse, it’s just faster.

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was bad to begin with? Thanks for the confidence!

by RedOscar on Jul 26, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re Canadian, you like the Hip. Only logical explanation to it being one of Marleau’s favourite bands.

Nickelback just plain sucks.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 26, 2011 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

rec times a thousand!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

whats worse the music or the frontmans golden loches?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 26, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Posehn — Mr. Show alumni!

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 26, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

NERD RAGE!

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by ievans on Jul 26, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY! I like Godsmack!

Wait… no… I LIKED Godsmack… when I was in the 7th grade and also listened to a bunch of other weird garbage.

Grow up Danny… haha.

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by SeanCrosby87 on Jul 26, 2011 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dan Boyle also loves Canadian rock band, Choke.

Other artists in his CD collection include, alternate rock band Failure and bay area rapper Too Short

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Too $hort is fucking awesome.

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by ievans on Jul 26, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not news to me, he was influenced by his new teammates’ taste after being acquired. =)

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny part was that those are real artists. you guys suck.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curing the cases of shittybanditis threatening our hockey players

My prescriptions to cure this horrible disease ravaging our beloved hockey players:
Dan Boyle (Godsmack): daily doses of “Spiderland” by Slint until the symptoms fade, then gradual rotation of the the first 3 Fugazi albums until all traces of Nü Metal have disappeared from his playlist.

Logan Couture (Drake, the Tragically Hip): Couture’s case of shittybanditis appears to be a Canadian mutation of the virus, so fight fire with fire I say. Massive doses of Fucked Up, Nomeansno, the Sainte Catherines, The New Pornographers, and Japandroids.

Patrick Marleau (Nickelback, the Tragically Hip again, local car dealer commercial jingles, Jingle Cats, novelty car horns): As bad of a case as I’ve seen, and there are limits to what we can do when the patient has reached stage 4 shittybanditis. I’d take a flyer on an experimental regimen of Mudhoney, Wire, Godspeed You Black Emperor, and Mogwai. If that fails, the emphasis is on comfort until the disease becomes terminal. The Flaming Lips “Soft Bulletin” is just put on repeat.

Ryan Getzlaf (country music): I assume this means “Nashville” nonsense like Taylor Swift, Brooks & Dunn, and LeAnn Rimes, and given that he’s from Regina, he’s probably into Shania Twain. Start off with Neko Case & Lorreta Lynn, then back up to some old-school badasses like Jimmy Williams, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, and Willie Nelson until he stabilizes. Then 2 weeks of The Cramps and some psychobilly (Reverand Horton Heat, Hayride to Hell) to kill any lingering symptoms. ONLY at that point can he be exposed to the Drive By Truckers.

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by ievans on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Okay it’s on now.

After kicking Doughty’s ass over the weekend at golf, Couture now wants to defeat him in TSN’s “Franchise Faceoff.”

IT’S VOTING TIME!

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Again?

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 26, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you don’t want to vote, move to Russia.

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used up all my voting energy on some robot story. Now I’m disillusioned with the whole process!

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is just like what happened with Al Gore.

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a foregone conclusion that Toews is going to win it all.

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

I’d probably choose Stamkos.

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you’re not a betting man.

by meetyourmako on Jul 26, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You honestly think Toews is far and away a superior player? You think he’s THAT MUCH better than Stamkos?

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by PNK on Jul 27, 2011 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toews would be the fifth best center if he came to BOC. Stamkos is good at goal scoring, not much else (yet)

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take Toews over any Center in the Pacific.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’re insane. Or you haven’t watched him play. I don’t understand the media’s obsession with him

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have watched him play a ton. He may not be as skilled but has the most drive. I think that’s the problem with very skilled athletes. If a couple opportunities aren’t going their way, they begin to get frustrated because they souly rely on their skill. Toews is the best young captain in the league imo.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

lame and even more lame for being rec’d.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

kopitar best all around center in the pacific….it should be getzlaf but hes too stupid…there hope though..perry grew up..,.maybe getzlaf will too?

fuck taves….yes…taves

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

best passing and wooley mammoth looking?…joe thorton

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kopitar? Stop hanging with Rudy. Thornton is the best Center since Richards left to Ny.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Richards?! What the fuck is the matter with you…

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, my mancrush on Brad blinds me. What’s your arguement against Richards?

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda do to. I don’t have anything against him other than he’s not a dominant center the way the CA centers are. He also hardly scores.

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

to=too

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like our definition of dominant is different.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say that he was the best center of those, I said he was going to win the voting contest.

But I’d stand by it, if that’s what I had said. By all indications, Toews is the kind of player coaches love to have playing for them. He seems earnest, hard-working, and someone you would want to build a team around.

by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

and he doesn’t seem to get along with Kane, who, by all indications, is a douche bag. That’s a +1 in my book.

He’s going to win because the media drools over him and because Chicago is a much bigger market than Tampa Bay.

by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meg – Rudy I would expect that from, Spade I would definitely expect that from. You?!? It’s so hard sometimes not to laugh at work. I get enough crazy looks as it is.

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by Angy on Jul 27, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spade wouldn’t be miming the motion, he would be full on masturbating.

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by Megalodon on Jul 27, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toews has more heart and gumption and sizzles like spit on a griddle. Plus he always got an A in conduct in grade school.

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by PNK on Jul 27, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you put numbers behind “heart, gumption, sizzles”?

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by Angy on Jul 27, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does have good leadership qualities, but I’ve never seen him take over a game. I’ve seen Getzlaf, Thornton, and Kopitar all take over a game. Toews benefits from a strong supporting cast. Sharp and Keith are the reason the Blackhawks are great.

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give me a break. There’s a reason he won the conn smyth on a very stacked playoff team. He may not be capable of dominating in the corners on the cycle because of his build but he can carry his team when needed.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason he won the conn smyth on a very stacked playoff team.

There’s a reason he won the Conn Smythe despite being the 3rd most important player on his team during that run.

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by RudyKelly on Jul 27, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

To trigger bonus clauses that would cripple the team the following year?

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please explain how Keith and Sharp were anymore important than Toews?

He played in every situation, he won faceoffs and he shut down opposing toplines while being the playoff scoring leader.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

That Conn Smythe was a joke. He won because most hockey writers are stupid. Keith played 30 minutes a game and controlled the play.

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying Keith’s play wasn’t significant. Just think that Toews wasn’t a bad choice.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to get carpal tunnel syndrome.

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by Megalodon on Jul 27, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we get to wear a cool wristband thing if we do…try to be half glass full kinda guy meg come on

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 27, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Toews is the Chris Drury of this generation.

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by ievans on Jul 27, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd also like to point out

that the question of who is the better player and who is the player you would rather build your team around are slightly different.

I still say Stamkos, but Toews isn’t a bad choice either.

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by PNK on Jul 27, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to point out

that the question of who is the player you would rather build your team around and who is going to win this popularity vote are different.

I still say Toews.

by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To both?

Or just the former/latter?

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by PNK on Jul 27, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doughty.

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I voted for Couture

but he won’t win. Doughty’s got 80% of the votes right now and if I was being honest I’d probably choose Doughty over Couture.

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you worried about being honest? This is voting – just pick the guy you like the best!

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by Megalodon on Jul 26, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m with you on that – screw honesty!

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like to vote for the stupid answer or the worse person. I am that person. If they didn’t want people to do that, don’t put the poll on the internet. pffft.

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by deb d on Jul 26, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Who said I was worried about being honest?

I voted for Couture.

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by PNK on Jul 26, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not even close.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is cheating.

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by Angy on Jul 26, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t accuse Judson of cheating!

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 26, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone is cheating.

I know, how the fuck does Logan Couture have 22% of the vote?

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by RudyKelly on Jul 26, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The poll is obviously biased. Couture has two years less NHL exposure experience than Doughty. Duh.

by RedOscar on Jul 26, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were just comparing rookie season alone, the results would be even more lobsided.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 26, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh so hard.
or Patrick Marleau, who lists his favorite musicians as “Nickelback and The Tragically Hip,” which is such a horrible answer that I suspect someone wrote that on the Sharks website as a joke.

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Jul 26, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice taste Boyle, A perfect circle owns

Honestly, didn’t expect that. Boyle seems more metal kind of guy. They were awesome in DC, and I have been debating on whether to see them while I’m visiting the bay.

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by Will Bulldozer on Jul 27, 2011 12:06 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Since Dan’s arrival, I’ve found it pretty awesome that a guy named Boyle is on a team called the Sharks.

Of course Sharks don’t jump as much as other fish except those crazy ones in South Africa but it’s still cool.

Cool side note: Shark Tank is the first suggestion when searching on google.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Now they just need to sign Pete Hammerhead.

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by RudyKelly on Jul 27, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s cool that Satan played for the Devils, Hinote played for the Blues, and Fowler plays for the Ducks, but what do Boyles have to do with Sharks?

by meetyourmako on Jul 27, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It has more to do with the water’s surface than actual sharks, unless they jump.

by ScottyKnows on Jul 27, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

satan never played for the devils

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by tohon on Jul 27, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey aren’t you supposed to be answering my question about “maximum fitness”?

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by Megalodon on Jul 28, 2011 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

wheres that question?

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by tohon on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he did, Foo! In my mind!

by meetyourmako on Jul 28, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re counting things that happened in your mind, then how’s that stanley cup win feel?

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by tohon on Jul 28, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad they let Ian (Great) White get away

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by Nut on Jul 27, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he’s with a color-based team now. Maybe it was a requirement for his sensitivity training?

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by ievans on Jul 27, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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