Hockey Guilty Pleasures

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 10, 2011 1:46 PM PDT

The Player You Most Love to Hate

Tomas Homstrom..I hate that he wears oversized football pads and gets away with it..I hate the stupid missing tooth look he has...I hate how seemed to scored a PP goal all the time on the ducks by parking his white swedish ass in front of jiggy..fuck you holmstrom..and you play for the wings..its the reason hell get mentioned later...dino cicerelli was a close second..what a little bitch he was..he "holmstromed" on the PP as well...he would slash someone then walk away..one of those asses

certified asshole

2. Other Than Your Own, The Team You Can't Help Rooting For

I guess the pens...cuz I like pensblog and reading there shit...and im a steelers fan...it was a treat watching lemiuex back in the days i was always more impressed with him more than greztky..though ive never seen any film of gretzky with the oilers..so maybe im missed his greatness

3. Favorite Fight or Brawl of All-Time

i cant look up film..so hopefully some one can post it...it was brad may taking out joansson...a canadian taking out an unwilling euro...how fun....wait I change my mind pronger bitching handzus after zues thought it was a good idea to shoot on goal after the whistle...zues looked like he was gonna cry it was good times

haha I think its a good idea to shoot after the whistle...what a dick

4. The Hideous-Looking Hockey Jersey You Secretly Love the Most

the flying V!!!...id love for the nucks to wear it and be different

look its george parros in the V lol

5. Your Favorite Hockey Cliché (terminology, traditions, announcer-speak, etc.)

he's seen a lot of rubber tonite....yea?...so do whores

6. The Injury You Couldn't Stop Staring At (Non-Skate Lacerations Only)

when holmstrom got double tattoed to the boards...cant remember...it was pronger and someone else...yea that was funny

7. Your Favorite Cheesy Hockey Reference in Popular Culture

my culture is hispanic so i dont see many hockey references in my culture...no latino can afford all the equipment so we dont get much into it...scott gomez was an abberation

8. Finally, What's the Thing You Secretly Respect Gary Bettman for the Most?

that kept hockey going after the lockout i guess...and he allowed the ducks franchise

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when holmstrom got double tattoed to the boards…cant remember…it was pronger and someone else…

It was Pronger and Rob Niedermayer. Rob got called for the 5-minute major, then the next day Pronger got suspended for it.

Good work, Spade.

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by Earl Sleek on Aug 10, 2011 1:50 PM PDT reply actions

i cant look up film..so hopefully some one can post it…it was brad may taking out joansson…a canadian taking out an unwilling euro…how fun….

I don’t know if there was any good video of it, even back then — everybody was focused on the main skirmish. Here’s the photo sequence I put together from a couple of sources back then:

Three-game suspension, if I recall correctly.

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by Earl Sleek on Aug 10, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions

take that santas little helpers lol

"A Chortled Evils Nip"
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 10, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Here you go, about 1:07 in.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 10, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

lets not forget to add this one

oops

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 10, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

haha I think its a good idea to shoot after the whistle…what a dick

He shot it before the whistle, Pronger’s just a dick.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 10, 2011 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

He’s one of those guys whom I don’t love to hate.

by meetyourmako on Aug 10, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions

You guys are doing this all wrong, by the way. I sat on the assignment for like four days before writing any of it! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Aug 10, 2011 2:52 PM PDT reply actions

Very cool you guys … I’ll have to do this after the weekend. Too busy right now getting ready for a weekend camping trip.

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by Angy on Aug 10, 2011 7:37 PM PDT reply actions