The Player you Most Love to Hate:

This is a tie between Sean Avery and Steve Ott. For Avery all you need to see is the video of his dive after Jagr hit him. Ott has always been a douche. There would be a three way tie if Perry moves to another team, but for now he’s our douche.

If former players are allowed, Chelios easily beats out those above. I don’t like his attitude after we beat the wings in 03 and 07. Be pissed about losing if you want, but never skip the handshake line.

Other Than Your Own, the Team You Can't Help Rooting For

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I’ve always been a fan of former Ducks and try to keep tabs more than liking other teams. That being said, I liked the way Shawn Thornton played and have had a soft spot for him since Fedoruk got demolished by Boogard. I guess the answer is Boston.

Favorite Fight or Brawl of All Time

This one for me is easy. I love the brawl between Dallas and Anaheim back in 1998. Seeing the team stick up for Selanne after Ludwig elbows Selanne was beautiful

The Hideous-Looking Hockey Jersey You Secretly Love the Most:

I tried to type the an explanation about how I love the Blues Jersey, but I couldn’t stop laughing and taking shot so let’s be honest. The jersey I love is the original mighty duck home and away jersey.

Your Favorite Hockey Cliché

 It’s either biscuit in the basket or talking about the five hole

The Injury You Couldn't Stop Staring At (Non-Skate Lacerations Only)

This one is another easy one. When Karp went to block the shot and the puck put a giant dent in his helmet and knocked him into next week. 

Seriously, it’s probably the hit Stevens put on Kariya.

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Your Favorite Cheesy Hockey Reference in Popular Culture

 Having the Kings and Leafs in the Stanley Cup Finals in The Love Guru. Talk about an impossible pairing.

Finally, What's the Thing You Secretly Respect Gary Bettman for the Most?

I laughed at him for trying to stay in the light in 07 when he tried to hold onto the cup for too long and Scott had to pull it out of what seemed to be his cold dead hands. That and willingly going out there every time even though he knows the fans despise him.