Ziggy: The Remakes
by Earl Sleek on Aug 16, 2011 9:44 AM PDT
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PrintLast week Meg brought up the fact that we weren't really meeting a particular google-searcher's needs:
Megalodon:
Search Keyword Activity for the Last 3 Days
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5 ziggy
3 ziggy cartoon
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Earl Sleek:
I now feel kind of bad that we’re not offering more Ziggy.
Megalodon:
Get to work, cartoon boy!
And so I did, drawing three pretty fun but pretty lazy Ziggy cartoons. They were all uncolored, not fully legible, and only got inserted in the comments section of others' posts. But I liked the stupid pun jokes in them, so I did a little coloring and typing this morning. The results aren't always better -- sketches do have their charm, and many of you have seen these jokes before -- but now we have an official landing post for our determined Ziggy googler.
Just like George Lucas, here's me remastering a trilogy...
A New Ziggy:
Ziggy Strikes Back:
Return of the Ziggy:
Oh, Ziggy -- will you ever earn your overpriced contract? :)
Go Plagiarism.
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I still think the first cartoon is Ryan Smyth explaining his play style to Rudy.
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I’m pretty sure I started that joke
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 16, 2011 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
You have seen past the Ziggy facade. :)
Now let’s find pictures of Komisarek’s dog.
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So we’ll have to start looking for a dog that looks like Brian Griffin then.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Aug 16, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD STUFF…but wheres the drinking duck?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 16, 2011 10:47 AM PDT reply actions
Dammit of course you’re going to ruin those!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
This kid’s ziggichlorian count is off the charts! :)
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by Earl Sleek on Aug 16, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Apparently
it turns out that Ziggy was just a clone of Funky Winkerbean that wasn’t given a rapid aging hormone so Funky could raise him like a son.
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"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
I hate sand...
It’s rough and gets everywhere. Not soft and smooth, like you.
by Bearodactyls on Aug 16, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
wheres the drinking duck?
Maybe he’s busy getting ziggy with it.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he stepped out for a ziggarette.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
or ’cause he really, really, really wanted a zigg-a-zigg ah.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t be such a zegative ziggy.
Proud member of the "Bring Back Semenov" Club
"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
Palffy looks nothing like that.
Seriously, these are very clever pieces of work. Well done, Sleek.
"I think you just outed yourself as Dean Lombardi. I knew it all along." — Rudy Kelly
by DougX on Aug 16, 2011 11:12 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
sounds like somone is ready to take more pucks off the mask?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 16, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
And the All-Star game is certainly a goal again."
you can go ahead and skip it this year or decline thank you
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 16, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I first read that headline as he was hoping to make his debut by the ASG. :) Oh, summer.
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i did too…well thank gawd not…assuming he really is fully ready…good hes gonna play in that swiss league..the ducks should get a feel
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 16, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t really find the right joke for this, but I think the best way to fight vertigo is with some horizontigo. :)
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Careful, you start going down that road and next thing you know something Spade says gets censored again. :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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As long as his laterl movement is the same, we’re good.
by ScottyKnows on Aug 16, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
fack?
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I said FACK, no not FUCK
F A C K
F A C K
FACK, FACKin Freak me!
Sorry, been listening to Em’s curtain call cd. =)
by ScottyKnows on Aug 16, 2011 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn’t want his parrot to learn anything unsuitable for company.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
bankfack
Handsfack
postfack
Sounds like a good time
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
swedes know how to party
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BABY!!!!
In before BOC’s lawyers fuck up the party again!
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by IAmJoe on Aug 16, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
They’re busy defending my Selanne soliloquy from those damn Shakespeare purists. :)
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I’m surprised you haven’t had women’s group after you yet for not being sensitive to the feelings of various States.
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
I’m surprised you haven’t had women’s group after you yet for not being sensitive to the feelings of various States.
Oh, so only women are negatively affected by rape? You people…
by RudyKelly on Aug 16, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
They are the ones that get all bent out of shape about it. :)
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Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin (see profile for more info on this quote)
Just show any woman a horse getting raped and she’ll freak out, it’s true.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
with the hardware a horse carries…thats a travesty
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 16, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah those leather saddles aren’t cheap!
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be painful or they wouldn’t need to give the horse something to bite down on.
by meetyourmako on Aug 16, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the Mighty Ducks’ original colors come from a desire to mash the other two California teams together, Mets-style? Take the teal from the Sharks and purple from the Kings? Or have the Kings only added purple since then and it just worked out that way?
So anyways, in speculative Doughty news…
There is no final "deal" yet. I told you earlier that there are 2 potential offers on the table, one for 9 years and one for 7. I have now learned that the 7 year deal may be the winner and it comes in at or about $52 million. At $52 million, that is a staggering $7.42 million per season cap hit.
I don’t know if it’s that staggering — it’s going to be a high number, and the seven years would be nice, I’d think.
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Hahahahha I found Bob Murray in his heyday: http://youtu.be/kgfkBclfCLM
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