Proposed Nicknames for San Jose Defensive Pairings
by Megalodon on Aug 24, 2011 12:31 PM PDT
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Defensive pairings rarely get nicknames in hockey, but there are some great potential nicknames for the Sharks this year, depending on which players get matched together. Here are just a few that we may get to enjoy this season:
Burns and Murray: Brent Burns is all about animals. He owns all sorts of crazy reptiles and even has "WILD" tattooed on him (whoops). Douglas Murray is more animal than man, and he has that whole "don't call me Dog" thing going on. Together these two would be called Beast Wars.
Demers and White: Our youngest defenseman paired with our second-oldest, these two together shall be called Harold and Maude.
Vlasic and Burns: This one is the most obvious, and the greatest. I really hope this ends up being a pairing this season, because I know I'm going to love cheering for Picklesnake!
Burns possesses the speed and agility of a deadly snake, and Vlasic has all the cunning of a wily pickle. They're the ultimate duo!
Picklesnake would be a great pairing, matching Burns' speed, size, and offensive prowess with Vlasic's defensive awareness and shut-down ability. These two together will rule the blue line, as the San Jose crowd roars and chants "Picklesnake!" and holds up pickles, the symbol of Picklesnake. Then the fans move the pickles in the air like they are slithering snakes - and maybe they also hiss?
This has great marketing potential, people, and should replace that shark-hands powerplay thing we do in San Jose.
PICKLESNAKE!
Boyle and Burns: Hey did you notice they both have names that sound like words relating to something hot? "Boil" and "Burns." It seems like it should be easy to come up with a nickname for these two. So easy, in fact, that I'm going to let you guys do it. I'm tired.
After the jump I'll get to some actual hockey analysis.
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Thanks for Rudy for his help on this post.
Yes, it took two of us working together to write this.
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by Megalodon on Aug 24, 2011 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
And here I was
thinking you waited for Rudy to post something until you posted something so you’d knock his off the top of the blog…
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This was urgent. It couldn’t wait.
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I assume Chandler helped, too.
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by Earl Sleek on Aug 24, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chandler hides when Meg and Rudy “get down to business.”
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 24, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Then the fans move the pickles in the air like they are slithering snakes – and maybe they also hiss?
Pfft, pickles don’t hiss, idiot. Fans should go, “OOoooOOOOOooooOOOoooo!”
by RudyKelly on Aug 24, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Also, you think Pickles is going to get powerplay time this year?
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You better watch yourself or she’ll drive a pole-vaulting pole through your skull.
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Not if I throw a Picklesnake at her first!
by 49er16 on Aug 24, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellent
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 24, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
best nickname so far…the wiser scottyknows makes an appearance
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 24, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Scotty is a god awful judge of defensemen. Maybe he’s a Ducks scout?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who’s the last decent defenseman the Ducks’ drafted?
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Who’s the last decent defenseman the Ducks’ drafted?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Ahh, keep it going!
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Defensemen drafted by the Ducks who have played 80+ games in the NHL, all-time:
-Ladislav Smid
-Brendan Mikkelson
-Shane O’Brien
-Mark Popovic
-Jordan Leopold
-Niclas Havelid
-Vitaly Vishnevsky
-Ruslan Salei
-Oleg Tverdovsky
-Pavel Trnka
by RudyKelly on Aug 24, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To the '93 Draft
-Drew Doughty
-Denis Grebeshkov
-Aaron Rome
-Andreas Lilja
-Lubomir Visnovsky
-Frantisek Kaberle
-Mathieu Biron
-Joe Corvo
-Aki Berg
-Jere Karalahti
-Kimo Timonen
Drafted by Dean Lombardi:
Scott Hannan
Brad Stuart
Doug Murray
Christian Ehrhoff
Drew Doughty
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by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
agreed
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Hey, we traded them for some good players. Like Kimo Timonen, we traded him to the Predators to ensure that they didn’t draft… Garry Galley??? DAMMIT!!!!
Gary Galley was cool
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
He had a sweet visor
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I just like saying Vlastimil Kroupa’s name.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha that sucks.
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by Megalodon on Aug 24, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
-Jason Demers
-Marc-Edouard Vlasic
-Matt Carle
-Christian Ehrhoff
-Jeff Jillson
-Douglas Q. Murray, Esq.
-Brad Stuart
-Rob Davison
-Jim Fahey
-Scott Hannan
-Andrei Zyuzin
-Vlastimil Kroupa
You forgot Marcus Ragnarsson!
and mike rathje, but he doesn’t help our case.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Then its clearly obvious the Sharks draft the best dmen out of the Cali teams.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Aug 24, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
valsic-boyle = thee overrated
wait that can work for any san jose pair
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 24, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah
I think they are both very much underrated if anything. Pickels rules!
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I'm on the tweets
by pooponastick on Aug 24, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Burns and Demers: Thermodynamics
Burns and Boyle: Fireball? Firebolt?
yes I am a nerd
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.
I had to refresh to confirm there was no actual hockey analysis after the jump. Damn you guys!
GO SHARKS!
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I’m really reaching there, but I think both forwards and defensemen back-check. It’s just assumed that defensemen are going to do it. They can forecheck, too, only it’s not as common. Frankly, fore/back check always seemed really vague to me.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to go with “Double-Decker Quebecker” line until I realized how gay that sounds.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought the obvious Burns-Vlasic nickname was going to have to do something with “My pickle burns”
Leslie Knope: "...but it has a lot of heart."
April Ludgate: "That's what people always say when something sucks."
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by idunno723 on Aug 24, 2011 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
It’ll burn after it’s been bit by the venomous picklesnake!
…Well, not so much venomous. Vinegary is probably a better word. Still dangerous, though!
Or is it sweet?
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Beware the salty bite of the picklesnake.
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I don’t get pickles: they’re made with vinegar but they end up tasting sweet. It’s weird. And anoth- oh god, I’m bit!
*Cough
Damn you… picklesnake….
From Urban Dictionary (I’m confused):
pickle snake
a pickle snake is a snake that uses pickles to discize its self.so that it can posess the minds of the young and crippled to conquer the world of the liveing to eventual turn that world to the world of the undead
“holy hell mom look its a pickle snake run
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
So, it allows itself to be devoured? How does it discize itself as a pickle? Wouldn’t it die in the jar? This makes zero sense.
Yeah, I guess Urban Dictionary isn’t edited often
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It’s like Wikipedia but a thousand times worse. People can add anything they want to it and I don’t think anything ever gets deleted.
For example, try looking up your own name. There will probably be hundreds of “definitions” people wrote to flatter themselves or insult other people.
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to discize its self
I didn’t understand this at all until Scotty rephrased it. I almost looked it up.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Megalodon- A member of the “Cougar” family who may have witnessed a World War or two. A woman from age 60 to late 100’s who is chasing young men (ages 18-25) in places such as clubs and bars.
Oh okay nevermind it is accurate after all.
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Rudy, you gotta change your name to Rudzki.
Rudzki: A person who is sitting too much at his computer. The person is very skinny because of the lack of time to eat since the person is always playing games and doesn’t have time for bullshit like eating.
The persons back is also very bad because the person is sitting so close to the display.
His/her behaviour is mostly often very geeky.
Urban Dictionary definitions for "Mako":
1. After having sex with someone, you punch them in the nose to get them to leave, much like someone would do to a mako shark that is attacking.
3. Mako is part of the lifestream, that is a good source of energy and is used by Shin-Ra corp.
…
Mako pwns ya mams face
4. Very sexy and very good at getting dome…
I wish i was like Mako
6. an alternate definition of absinth
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Urban Dictionary definition for "Fear the Fin":
A conglomerate of men and women who possess a faith system that is hopeless. This faith system ceases to exist in Spring, only to be renewed again in Fall of the same year.
Well it’s May. Time to coax Fear The Fin off the Golden Gate again.
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by idunno723 on Aug 24, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
kinda ruins it that it was clearly written by “Mr. Plank.”
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
welp
what really annoying people say instead of well.
Hi, Rudy!
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 24, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That is welp-understood.
As an aside, what a bizarre link.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Welp, either that or the beautiful curse words site.
Fixed. :)
Yeah, that swear words one is genius. Own any t-shirts?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I know Meg is anxious for the “Rat Bastard” t-shirt to go on sale.
by RudyKelly on Aug 25, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Haha
It’s too bad that phrase can’t be drawn in a brogue, as I feel it sounds best that way.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s a fun fact. In the UK I was made fun of for calling them pickles. There, they’re known as gherkins.
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
Also made fun of for using the phrase “made fun of”. There, they use “taking the piss out of”.
He's fancy. He'll go glove.
Almost muffed that one.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 24, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
HE HAS RETURNED!
Mako pwns ya mams face
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
A gerkin pickle are those little pickles, usually sweet, great for eating with cheese and crackers. Do they call those big monster pickels a gerkin, cause if they do they are just wrong again. You should have just yelled at them to drive on the right side like God made us to.
Let's go Ducks.
by deb d on Aug 24, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
merkin.
as in:
The gherkins in their merkins are coming down the stairs!
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by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ever tell them to just go look at their life? :)
GO SHARKS!
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Maybe if it's
balsamic vinegar
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Kent Huskins cares.
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I got a Wendy’s hamburger this weekend and they used butter pickles, gad were they bad. Well plus the meat tasted like it had been boiled. When I decide to eat meat I have got to remember Burger King is best.
Let's go Ducks.
When I decide to eat meat I have got to remember Burger King is best.
Are you a vegetarian or just a failed carnivore?
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I try to limit my meat intake, as a country we eat way too much meat for a healthy diet. Years ago I was a vegetarian, but then I fell off the wagon, so now I just keep meat to moderation. I never eat pork or shell fish or dog or cat or camel.
Let's go Ducks.
I got a Wendy’s hamburger this weekend and they used butter pickles, gad were they bad
It could have been worse. Wanna know how?
OMIGODPICKLESNAKE!!!
by RudyKelly on Aug 24, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You don’t bite picklesnake, pickle snake bites you
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by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
im really terrified of this pickle snake…cuz i hate both pickles and snakes….seriously this is a nightmare scenario for me….RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 5:11 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously, who takes a perfectly good cucumber and soaks it in brine. that’s fucking disgusting.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
You’re a fool, mako! Pickled Watermelon is best! =) Right after tomatoes.
by ScottyKnows on Aug 25, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
and now back to crazy scottyknow(s)
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it. The exact words you use on all of your dates, Spade.
by ScottyKnows on Aug 25, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
as a country we eat way too much meat for a healthy diet
Nope.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
if you get too much protein it will leave your system, but when it does it takes calcium with it. So when you eat too much animal meat you can get deficient in calcium which can cause osteoporosis.
Let's go Ducks.
My ancestors didn’t have a problem with it.
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by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and dang it what was good for them is good enough for me and keep all that newfangled medicinal stuff out of here if I ain’t got my PT Barnum Medicinal Tonic it ain’t good enough for me and my kinfolks.
Let's go Ducks.
Apparently my craaaaazy friend here has never heard of the food chain.
by RudyKelly on Aug 24, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me→ Taco Bell > Poop → Fertilizer → nuts and leaves < Deb d
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by Nut on Aug 24, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
How dare you strike me out, code!
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I think it adds a nice charm, like you got angry at the end and crossed out all the disgusting shit. :)
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Hey just put a bunch of crap on my brand new lawn. There are baby grass growing it is so cute. Nut you know Taco Bell was tastier when I was a child. I think they changed the sauce recipe.
Let's go Ducks.
All I’m saying is that Burger King sucks ass and PT Barnum is awesome.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus at the Tank last week. It was sweet.
by meetyourmako on Aug 24, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
hey those bk stackers are decent for 2 bucks…..i dunno i cant think of a hamburger i dont like…theyre all different..but awesome in there own way…i guess tommys hamburger pattys suck..but who cares cuz they got a ton of chili and cheese on them!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
who cares cuz they got a ton of chili and cheese on them!!
Do not go to Wienerschnitzel. Everything is super cheap and has chili and cheese on it. Somehow, it is still absolutely terrible.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
yea thats dog food..seriously
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
What?!
Wienerschnitzle is awesome!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
im endorsing my fuck up and makos comment yes
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t understand how 7-11 can make delicious hot dogs and yet no fast food restaurant can seem to figure it out.
maybe the turnover in fast food is too high. like, they have to sit under the same heat lamp for 2 days before they’re good.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Spade, when are you adding the hot chicks to that logo?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i think it was meg that said please dont…so i didnt..im his puppet
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I disrespectfully disagree… bitch.
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Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
I mean,
doesn’t this just look delicious?
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
"You are down with the homies, my friend." - Randy Hahn
Kent Huskins cares.
"Don't fart on my chair mutha fuckah!" - Randy Hahn
And snakes.
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by Megalodon on Aug 25, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
crossed out all the disgusting shit.
He missed Taco Hell, then. :)
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 24, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that was the SBN auto-formatter’s choice. TB must be a sponsor or something.
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Samsung.
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by whine_country on Aug 24, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This convo would go off the deep end if Spade was ever on the computer at night. :)
GO SHARKS!
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i become a lurker at nite…just glance when i check my email….im too busy getting laid or trying to get laid
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions
trying to get laid
Showing your victim date examples of your online personality doesn’t help with that?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i try to explain/show to everyone how funny and thrilling this hockey blog is…but they seem to change the subject lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
As long as the new subject is your, uh, picklesnake, it’s all good.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
“I don’t care how vinegary it is, as long as you stop showing me stupid shit on the internet.”
- Spade’s “date”
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, though. I don’t know what the hell the Kings are thinking. The black jerseys are god-awful, the purple and gold ones are gorgeous, and there seems to be a general consensus about it.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHA CASTLE JUMPER!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions
The crown on the black jerseys would look great. Everyone knows this. But nope, we get the home plate.
Pretty safe choice.
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by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I like the crown on the throwback jerseys a lot better than the current one, which would be fine if they just got rid of those stupid hockey sticks on the top.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
So, Medieval Times now is hosting Kings games?
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
i want bailey to be my knight!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“Goddammit, $10 for Lite Mead? Concessions suck.”
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
by ievans on Aug 25, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I went to a Kings game one knight and to Medieval Times the next and I screamed myself horse both times. It was a great trip!
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
now u only have to go to staples center!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
p.s. the black knight sucks ass I just spent the whole time heckling the red knight.
by meetyourmako on Aug 25, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to see the Sharks do one more trade, just so we could see the Festerling-Boyle pair!
It’d have some pop, but mostly be pussy.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Aug 25, 2011 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This is horrible and gross and awesome.
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Arizona man accused of stuffing snakes down shorts
please tell me there picklesnakes!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 10:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ok. “There picklesnake.” It’s like you’re trying to comfort it.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
they do need comfort from what I hear or they go apeshit
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 25, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
they do need comfort from what I hear or they go-ape-pickleshit
Fixed.
Somebody better be really clear about what kind of camp
Tommy Wingels has to show up for in September
@shampeon
sorry just saw plaent of the apes…havent got all the monkey out of me
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