Ten Reasons why Lubo wasn't a finalist for the Norris Trophy
I don't really care enough about NHL hardware -- if a player has a good enough season, whether or not he wins a trophy for it doesn't matter too much to me. In fact, snubs can be handy in future contract negotiations, so I never really raised a stink about the fact that Lubo wasn't a finalist for the Norris Trophy (or heck, even invited to the All-Star Game) this past season, despite a pretty phenomenal year. Copper & Blue sums up his case nicely:
But his teammate, Lubomir Visnovsky, is one of the best offensive defenders in the game right now. His 35 five-on-five points is the highest total in the league, and he did it while playing against tough opposition night-in and night-out. I think he probably deserved the Norris Trophy last season, but I'm not at all surprised that he didn't get it.
Lubo led all defensemen in scoring last season -- he had 6 more points than Lidstrom, 20 more points than Weber, and 24 more points than Chara. He was also a plus-18, among the top 20 defensemen in that stat. And he was on the ice for more goals-for than any other defenseman OR forward in the league. I don't know that he necessarily should have won the trophy, but a non-nomination seems pretty shoddy.
And while my overall feeling is still a very strong "whatever", I thought I'd go all Bleacher Report today and create a lazy list -- here's ten reasons why Lubo didn't get nominated as a finalist for the Norris Trophy, each with varying degrees of validity.
1. Lubo plays in California.
It's not impossible to get nominated as a finalist for a Norris Trophy on the west coast, but it is a fairly exclusive group that's accomplished that: Rob Blake (twice), Scott Niedermayer (twice), Chris Pronger, and Drew Doughty. Notice anything in common with those four players? See point two.
2. He's not North-American-born.
Now this may seem like a silly thing to bring up, as Europeans have taken 8 of the last 10 Norris Trophies (well, Lidstrom), but it seems it is a very difficult combination to be non-North-American AND play outside the eastern time zone. Only two Norris finalists ever have achieved that feat -- Sandis Ozolinsh in 1997 and Sergei Zubov in 2006; neither of them did it all the way out on the west coast. So it's a tough combination for Lubo.
3. He didn't play in front of a Vezina candidate, or, he hadn't won like the past eleventeen Norris Trophies.
Chara got to play in front of Tim Thomas. Weber got to play in front of Pekka Rinne. As for Lubo? He had Jonas Hiller kicking ass for a little while, but when vertigo struck he had to play in front of a string of salvage-yard goalies. Lidstrom didn't have a Vezina nominee behind him, but he gets voted on out of habit by now.
4. Lubo doesn't kill penalties.
Now this seems pretty legitimate -- shouldn't the league's top defenseman be used in key defensive situations? It depends, I guess -- in Lubo's case, I wouldn't change at all the way he was utilized. He's an offensive creator, and he should be played in situations to best capitalize on his strengths. With the number of defensemen shuffled through Anaheim last season, I certainly think Visnovsky could have killed penalties, but it wouldn't have been the smart move. But I can definitely see how this becomes a mark against him -- even though he excelled in the situations he played in, he didn't play an "all situations" role.
5. If you scramble the letters in "Toni Lydman", you spell the word "Dominantly".
Another real problem for Lubo was that his defensive partner Lydman had a phenomenal first season in Anaheim -- after an early bout with double vision, Lydman provided the team with double stability. He was definitely the defensive conscience on the top pairing, which enabled Lubo to score with such frequency, and they formed an awesome pairing -- if the Norris Trophy went to a duo instead of an individual, this would have been more of a snub. Lubo was a smart defender, too, but the fact that he wasn't the best goal-preventer on his own blueline tandem definitely cost him votes.
6. Lubo doesn't hit people.
Hey, it's a perception game for some, and while "hitting" may not really be the right word, nobody fears going one-on-one against Lubo. Not like they might Weber or Chara, at least. Lubo's a smart poke-checker, though! :)
7. The Ducks were a rotten defensive team last season in a lot of measurable ways.
How can an outstanding defenseman play for a team that gets outshot by 314 shots over the course of a season? The Ducks had tons of rotten outings in the shot department, and Lubo was dressed for all of them. You might use the term "stingy" for Detroit, Nashville, or Boston, but not Anaheim -- even though it was other defensemen who were doing the shot bleeding, Lubo suffers by association.
8. He's adorable in a suit -- too adorable.
If you saw this guy at the red carpet in Las Vegas, you'd give him your car keys and wait for a valet receipt. (And he'd probably get you one, he's that swell a guy!) But he doesn't have the "look" of a guy who should be nominated for a Norris Trophy, and I'm counting that as a reason.
9. Anaheim PR was too focused on the Perry for Hart campaign. Well, I suppose not "too" focused.
As the Ducks clamored into a playoff spot over the final weeks of the season, Perry's hunt for 50 goals (and his & Teemu's late-game heroics) became the central storyline. Anaheim PR plus the general drama surrounding the team worked to make that national. The story was clear -- Perry put the Ducks on his back when Getzlaf was injured and excelled down the stretch. MVP!
And yet sort of quietly, Lubo was kind of MVPing himself. In the 14 games Getzlaf was injured, Perry had 14 points and was a -4. In those same 14 games, Lubo had 15 points and was a +7. From March 1 onwards, Perry was uncatchable in the final 19 games -- 19 goals, 30 points, and a +12. But Lubo was better than point-a-game in that stretch, too: 9 goals, 22 points, and a +16. Lubo was really excellent in critical stretches of the season.
To tell the truth, I'm not overly worried if Perry doesn't repeat his MVP season -- the Ducks do have forwards who can somewhat make up for that, I think. However, I am VERY worried what will happen if Lubo doesn't repeat something close to his non-Norris season, though. The Ducks relied heavily on his puck-moving offense, and I don't know that Fowler is ready to become that dominant yet (or ever). Keep it going, Lubo!
10. He forgot to bake cookies this year.
Voight for Lubo! :)
Feel free to pick on my reasons in the comments, or add your own, or argue about something completely off-topic. Hooray! It's September!
Go Ducks.
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I should have drawn a cartoon, but on my east coast trip my good drawing pen starting leaking ink. Damn you, Hurricane Irene! :)
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then you use your own blood earl..no fuckin excuses!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
scottyknows head just exploded…Lubo for norris?…psssssssttt!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 10:04 AM PDT reply actions
It’s such a vague notion, anyways — “best defenseman”. I think they should have an offensive award and defensive award, just like the forwards.
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Please, continue.
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just ask this Scientician:

“I…”
He’ll tell you that, in nature, on creature invariably eats another creature to survive.
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by PNK on Sep 1, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
i was at the game i think he scored a hat trick against dallas..it was a comeback win..it was awesome
im more pissed about not getting nominated at least..that was weak..i didnt expect him to win
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 10:07 AM PDT reply actions
i mean ozo won it….i dont remember him being that great defensivly…should have got at least nominated…owell..
lubo even beats out a shark in suit…just barely though
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and Mike Green got nominated two years in a row essentially on offense, though he does kill penalties.
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Hooray! It’s September!
I’m with you there. Hockey is right around the corner.
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8. He’s adorable in a suit — too adorable.
judging by the video, this actually could be it… he seems so very loveable.
i think the “not north-american” thing still has some effects, even though there are players who have managed to get around it. mostly by proving that they are not typical soft europeans…
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i think the "not north-american" thing still has some effects
Daniel Sedin agrees.
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That’s why Daniel will never win the Norris trophy. Also because he plays on the West Coast.
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
We all know there is a Canadian / Eastern Conf / Original teams / North America bias, I’ve given up caring. Well somewhat. Okay not really. I do still get annoyed at those that are biased, but I pretend that I’m not. Except when I tell them I’m annoyed. Oh fuck this comment.
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4. Lubo doesn’t kill penalties.
7. The Ducks were a rotten defensive team last season in a lot of measurable ways.
These make the most sense to me.
Forwards can win the Hart without killing penalties, though. Is penalty killing a mandatory qualifier for the Norris?
And isn’t Lubo’s excellent plus-minus more impressive on a team that does get outshot and outscored in bunches?
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And isn’t Lubo’s excellent plus-minus more impressive on a team that does get outshot and outscored in bunches?
No. He played protected minutes with Lydmand and the top line dominating in the offensive zone.
Behind the Net says he and Lydman had the highest QUALCOMP on the team. It wasn’t because he was sheltered.
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Because the top line played first top lines. He was still protected on the PK or final minutes of games, etc.
Those situations aren’t huge influences on plus-minus. In fact, he’s more vulnerable in that stat as he’d be on the ice whenever the goaltender was pulled for an extra attacker.
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What would the goaltender being pulled have anything to do with it? I’m talking about holding on to a one goal lead, he’s never in those situations.
He was playing behind one of the most dominant lines in the league with a very solid shut down dman. Throw that in with his and Perry’s career seasons and you have his +/-. It’s a stupid stat to look at anyway, there are no many factors that play into it which could be at no fault of the player.
ScottyKnows did Lubo like fuck your mom one time or something?
Serious question.
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ScottyAlsoKnows how adorable Lubo is in his birthday suit — too adorable.
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not even hockey season yet and we’re already name-calling here.
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You can both fuck yourselves.
I’ll just avoid making any comments that actually have to do with the game of hockey.
Nothing new there.
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I’m talking about holding on to a one goal lead, he’s never in those situations.
In game 2 against the Predators, the Preds scored at 10:17 of the 3rd period to bring the game within 1. Lubo then skated 5 shifts in the last 10 minutes of that one-goal game because he’s the Ducks’ #1 defenseman and is out in all situations and blah blah blah you should already know this.
That was a lot of work to prove that once again you’re hurf durf retarded but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy it.
by RudyKelly on Sep 1, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
5 whole shifts in the last ten minutes?! No way! I was talking about the final minute of games…
If you think Lubo is the ducks #1 defenseman, then you’re an idiot. All the points make him look really good and I never denied his effectiveness in the offensive zone.
Lubo played for the Kings when they were complete shit so your opinion of him is flawed.
If you think Lubo is the ducks #1 defenseman, then you’re an idiot.
Here’s the list of Ducks skaters who had more ice time than Lubomir Visnovsky last season:
NOBODY.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 1, 2011 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
5 whole shifts in the last ten minutes?! No way! I was talking about the final minute of games…
Well it’s interesting, Lydman & Fowler are out on the draw because they’re both left-handed; you see, since the draw was on the left side of the ice you want lefties out there because they can forehand the puck off the draw out of the zone. As soon as the puck clears the blue line you see Fowler leaving the ice so Lubo can come on (since he’s the Ducks’ #1 defenseman and is out in all situations and blah blah blah you should already know this) but by that time Bobby Ryan had already scored. It was a nice little bit of coaching by Randy Carlyle.
Also,
5 whole shifts in the last ten minutes?! No way! I was talking about the final minute of games…
If you think Lubo is the ducks #1 defenseman, then you’re an idiot. All the points make him look really good and I never denied his effectiveness in the offensive zone.
Lubo played for the Kings when they were complete shit so your opinion of him is flawed.
This might be the stupidiest comment ever on this site. And that is saying something.
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope. Stupidest comment. You heard stupider comments on Blogspot so your opinion is flawed.
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or Dodger?
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be the stupidiest comment ever on this site. And that is saying something.
If you mean stupidiest today… Yah probably! But it’s still early afternoon, so let’s not send the awards just yet.
by Passemoilapuck on Sep 1, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
excellent
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i refuse to give that award to anyone not named albert K…scotty is just off his meds today or somthing
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
hockey stupid, not regular stupid
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s a nice comment
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey Perry was a +9 on the season. Lubo got pluses with other lines, too.
My point on late game situations is that Lubo got no plus-minus favors from empty-net goals.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 1, 2011 12:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It’s a perception thing and wouldn’t necessarily have anything to do with the guidelines, even if there were any.
For example, the biggest reason Logan Couture didn’t win the Calder this year is that he is older than 18 and he played 25 games in 2009-2010. In many voter’s minds, that means he is not a real rookie and therefore not a real candidate, even though the rules explicitly state that he qualifies. Playing with more maturity actually means that he is the “less outstanding” rookie.
Playing on the West Coast certainly didn’t help either of them.
I think forwards get a pass on the PK because there are 12 of them and only 6 defensemen. How can you afford to have any defensemen that don’t play PK? It’s also the most critically defensive part of the game. I do, however, think one pretty much has to play PK in order to qualify for the Selke.
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
How can you afford to have any defensemen that don’t play PK?
Uh, see Lubo. If he can make up for it on the power play, it makes sense to let him take those minutes. Penalty killing isn’t any more critical than power play efficiency. I don’t think Anaheim invented the power play specialist role.
For Anaheim, that worked. Should it mean Lubo because of his specialization shouldn’t be Norris-eligible? I dunno.
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Penalty killing isn’t any more critical than power play efficiency.
It is if you take a lot of penalties.
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Power play efficiency gains importance in that scenario, too.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 1, 2011 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
But 1 power play chance + 3 penalties taken = (powerplay% < penaltykill%)
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to believe he used to play for the Queens and Deadmonton… The guy looks so refreshed to be a winner.
Well, it’s the first time he led d-men in scoring, I think. In a comparative sense, it may have been his best.
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In a comparative sense, it may have been his best.
Except in the sense of comparing one season to another.
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by Megalodon on Sep 1, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This past season matched Lubo’s career high in goals, matched a career high in assists, set a career high in points, and set a career high in plus-minus.
It compares well.
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He scored one less point and lead the Kings in scoring in 05-06 while playing with Joe Corvo and a top line of Frolov-Conroy-Demitra that was injured for large portions of the year. Lubo owned.
we all agree that lubo is awesome…no need to have a pissing contest
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Lubo is a sad sack of Scotty’sMom-loving crap.
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Lubo is the inoffensive radio station that everyone in the office can agree on – except ScottyKnows.
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
11. Lubo was not appreciated by even duckie fans for the first part of the season and even then there were a few holdouts that didn’t come around until the last month.
Let's go Ducks.
usa is gonna need lots of new jails if that’s a crime now… ;)
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by Megalodon on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah they are having fun with that over at Artic Ice.
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by Angy on Sep 1, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ArCtic
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oops!
oh wait, I need to go all FTF-like and defensive bout the typo huh? :)
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I think of it as Behind the Net, but trying. Unlike Scifi channel which will always be that and not that stupid syfy bullshit.
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Kind of beer-bellyish, or a fatty? Let’s hope Mariah can settle this.
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
5. If you scramble the letters in “Toni Lydman”, you spell the word “Dominantly”.
More anagrams! YESSSSSS!!!
Toni Lydman = old tiny man
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Off-topic question
Let’s say I have a Word document that is pretty lengthy. It contains nothing but tweets from a Twitter account, hundreds and hundreds of them.
What is the easiest way for me to reverse the order of all the tweets so they are listed chronologically, with the oldest first, rather than the Twitter-default newest first?
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I bet there’s a way you could dump that into Excel, and I could sort that, even if weirdly laid out.
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Yeah I thought about Excel – it’s easy to do there. But I want to keep the dates linked with the individual tweets, and they’re on separate lines, and I think Excel will screw that up.
I’ll try it though.
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You could do that in excel if you parse it correctly so they line up right.
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Create a column where every two rows get the same value. First two rows get 1, second 2 rows get 2, etc. Write it with formulas then copy-and-paste-special the values.
Then you could sort on that and not disturb the layout you want, I think.
And then you could export it as text or something.
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Another option is to send it to Earl – he loves Excel work. :)
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Sure, but then what happens later when he wants to sort a whole different set of tweets? It’s a slippery slope.
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That is why you will include detailed instructions on what you did with a template. :)
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Excellent!
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Delegate.
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by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You!
Make a formula that reverses the polarity of the tweet chronology! You, start copying these tweets into Excel! You, start delegating!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…
by meetyourmako on Sep 1, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I really hadn’t thought about this upside, but I suppose because Lubo got snubbed, maybe that cost the Predators a few extra hundred thousand on their Weber contract. Suck it, Preds!
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Lubo didn’t get snubbed for Weber. I think probably he probably should have been there instead of Lidstrom, then Chara.
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
word!
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by Nut on Sep 1, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we don’t take things seriously here, but damn he hanged himself. :(
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Yeah, that sucks.
Of course, my first thought was, man! How harsh is the judging in that figure skating show?
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My first thought:

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by PNK on Sep 1, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
I feel kind of bad about this now as it’s starting to look like this might actually have been the case.
Was probably in poor taste to begin with.
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Well, this all died out — I guess I should write a post about the breaking Ducks news that Cogliano will wear #7 next year.
(It may be old news.) :)
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- pavel trnka!!!!!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And it’s gone downhill from there. St. Jacques, Bergeron, Morrison, Eminger.
If Cogliano sucks, Ducks should retire the number just so it won’t ruin another career. :)
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what a graveyard of a number…for the ducks
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TO LAZY TO LOOK it up..it wasnt oates right?..or was it…cuz oates was pretty awesome…yea must have been oates
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i remember they did some cheesy magazine gq ad or somthing that year lol..
i remember watching him at the pond…score a PP goal in selanne’s normal spot down low…someone flinged to him down low quickly and he quickly re-directed in….awww memories
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been trying to figure out why Excel doesn’t make sense.
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I figured it out but it doesn’t make sense how I figured it out. Least it shouldn’t.
I wanted to do a countifs on a column that has 5 choices, but wanted it to give me the count if that column was true for 2 of the choices (for example, if the column = perm closing & temp closing, then count). It wouldn’t do that. Seems you can’t countifs the same columns. BUT here’s the weird bit, if I changed my formula to say “countifs columns <> to the other three items” then it will count those two.
So basically, when I ask it to do something that equals, it won’t, but when I ask it to do something that doesn’t equal, it does it. On the same column. Makes no sense.
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Well, tough to say based on description, but you might be saying “And” instead of “Or” in that formula? But if it works, whatever! :)
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and / or don’t work … have tried that. Tried all variations of everything, but using <> seems to get it to work where just not having it in or having and doesn’t work.
Here is the formula that works – COUNTIFS
So for example, instead of it saying “temp”, “remodel”, etc etc, I just want it to equal “temp closing” and “perm closing”, but that doesn’t work in the formula. Not using and, not using no and, nothing. I’ve googled it to death, and it’s been said that you can’t do a countifs on the same column, but seems you can if you do <> cause somehow it tricks it. Not sure really. Like I said, doesn’t make sense and this is why I end up dumping things in Access.
GO SHARKS!
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Maybe I’m thinking of it wrong, but there’s nothing wrong with having two COUNTIFS.
COUNTIFS + COUNTIFS. That way either A or B adds to the count.
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I should have learned. SBN formatting wants nothing to do with us improving our Excel formula skills!
That second line should say COUNTIFS (A) + COUNTIFS (B).www.battleofcali.com
Hmmmm let me try that. I try too often to stick everything in one massive formula, didn’t think to do two countifs.
GO SHARKS!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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Rudy, would you please censor all this tech support bullshit?
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Careful — that kind of complaining might cost you points on Rudy’s “Judging Commenters” spreadsheet.
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Rudy, would you please censor all this tech support bullshit?
Those are the most earnest, helpful comments we’ve had in ages.
Welp, you forgot this one:
I don’t think the one on AC works, if you’re interested.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, Earl, just joking. ;)
I’m concerned about losing points with you. I’m not as worried about my Rudy ranking, since I imagine he doesn’t believe in negative numbers and I am a big, fat zero.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, got an e-mail for some web thingy asking me to review their product — seems like a general blogger blast.
I’m not going to do it, but I am very tempted by the line, “The review may be written in any language you want.” :)
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Oh wait…its September now…some one go tell Teemu…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Did anybody go to the Fedorin Cup last weekend? I heard he played, but I’m to lazy to go read about it myself. :)
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that crazy broad who took over for Arthur did…took videos too…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
It was probably hard to see past Penner’s beer belly.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, now. Today’s a day that Dustin Byfuglien has set aside as a day we shouldn’t make fun of Penner’s weight.
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by Earl Sleek on Sep 1, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not gonna lie, when I saw that headline the first thing I thought was, “Sweet, Dustin’s off the hook.”
by RudyKelly on Sep 1, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Today’s a day that Dustin Byfuglien has set aside
Apparently he hasn’t set aside much else of late.
It is that thing that I sent to you.
by whine_country on Sep 1, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
he didn’t seem to…Maybe he’s saving them for something more important…
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
He is going to wait till December to decide.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
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by Diamondback15 on Sep 1, 2011 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Of next year...
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
51 reporters Voited for Lubo, but because voite isn’t a verb, were tragically disqualified.
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by Niesy on Sep 1, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Haha, and I bet Bryan Murray thinks the only reason he didn’t win coach of the year was because people kept voting him for the Jack Adamth Trophy. :)
Oh wait, I guess he did win coach of the year once — that must have been before the lisp kicked in. :)
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by PNK on Sep 1, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions

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